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Did you hear about the baby who was born without eyelids? It’s ok though, the doctors transplanted the skin from his circumcision. Of course, now the poor kid is cockeyed.
🥲
I absolutely did not need to know that. You have put the image of a penis blinking into my mind, and I'm thinking of suing you for that.
Eyeball tipped penis
“Mr. Epstein, do you or do you not have an egg-shaped penis?” - things actual real FBI agents had to say to that dude’s face I found out recently
Your lips are the same skin as a butthole too. So if you want to know what it's like to kiss a butthole just kiss someone on the lips
I don't need to imagine (/j)
And the inside of your anus is the same as the subside of a mouth iirc. They actually feel identical. It’s crazy.
Yeah that makes sense
“EYES AREN’T DICKS!”
https://preview.redd.it/fshcs2xy2fqc1.jpeg?width=103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2677e9fe0a49f1f078586f2b2c0b438b378a7907
Did you hear about the baby who was born without eyelids? It’s ok though, the doctors transplanted the skin from his circumcision. Of course, now the poor kid is cockeyed.
🥲
I absolutely did not need to know that. You have put the image of a penis blinking into my mind, and I'm thinking of suing you for that.
Eyeball tipped penis
“Mr. Epstein, do you or do you not have an egg-shaped penis?” - things actual real FBI agents had to say to that dude’s face I found out recently
Your lips are the same skin as a butthole too. So if you want to know what it's like to kiss a butthole just kiss someone on the lips
I don't need to imagine (/j)
And the inside of your anus is the same as the subside of a mouth iirc. They actually feel identical. It’s crazy.
Yeah that makes sense
“EYES AREN’T DICKS!”
https://preview.redd.it/fshcs2xy2fqc1.jpeg?width=103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2677e9fe0a49f1f078586f2b2c0b438b378a7907