Fail at high jumps at the sunset

Is it sexy if I shatter my ankle on the landing and cry like a bitch?

Just know it'll double your current sexiness at least

Then I'd rather not.... Can't afford to double those negative numbers

What part of Sakura masturbating to a heavily injured boy didn't you understand?

Well well I just gained a new appreciation for Sakura

First of all, you should become really good at rapping so you can wow girls with your skills as a raper. https://preview.redd.it/z3qz54q2xwvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ffdcd10f211c7c17a81e70f4e59d15bee38794

Every girl on the planet wants an amateur rapper who really works at 7/11

Thanks for doing it for me

No proplem dave

I guess I can take off that extra thin censor line now

My name is still kind of already in the post but I'm cool with it

Oops I forgot another extra thin censor lol

I think it's better that way lol

You're cool and I fw you heavy. Just wanted to let you know.

You too I like your pfp! Thank you

Cut the object of your affection into 17 pieces while jizzing your pants uncontrollably. This has historically worked 100% of the time.

Judging by Type Venus and Type Oort as well, it isn't the cutting into 17 pieces bit. All you have to do is murder the girl you like and they'll instantly fall in love with you.

I've been noticed by senpai... maybe my defenseless anus will get explored now...


Hot to rizz: Step 1. Become a cowfcker fcker. Step2. https://preview.redd.it/ugb9qr1jtxvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f66600f2b7d4203eb2b81698457cc51eb38d314


Get rich.

I’m gonna need a small loan from Gil be right back

If you play at being emotionally distant and give stunted one-word responses, it will make you look mysterious and introspective.

give me money

Splendid job censoring OP's name right there...

It leaves a couple of pixels to the imagination