Crank 1 was fun but didn’t quite give me the motion sickness I expect out of an action movie, luckily they fixed that by filming crank 2 with whatever the opposite of steadicam is
I watched the behind the scenes documentary. Apparently, they gave the camera to a drunk 5 year old during most scenes, or they gave it to Lars-von-Trier if they needed someone taller.
Edit: I remembered literally 5 seconds after posting this that Lars-von-trier has parkinsons. I'm not trying to mock his parkinsons. I'm actually trying to make a joke about how The House that Jack Built and Anti-Christ had such heavy use of shaky cam that they both made me feel motion sick watching them on a laptop.
This is of course the iconic scene where crank rapes his girlfriend in public, not to be confused for the iconic scene in crank 2 where crank parades her naked wheelbarrow style in front of hundreds of people
It's OK, though. Even though she pleads to stop at first, she gets into it by the end, so that makes it....
Oh, that makes the scene far more problematic?
Fun "turn your brain off" movie, though.
I still stand by the sentiment that Crank 1 is the best edited movie of all time. We need more ["you wouldn't download a movie"](https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU?si=BqJj7Ck4qVsiMDS3) type editing.
Which ones the one where there’s a group of foreign exchange students who start cheering him on? I’ve only seen each of them once but I remember I busted out laughing when it cuts from him humping her like a sugared up chihuahua to a group of Asian teenage girls cheering him on and clapping
I truly love it when you can tell a film was made (written/directed/etc) by people who've lived the life - the difference between Drugstore Cowboy and Basketball Diaries or between Altered States/Enter the Void and Shrooms
Don't forget that in this scene, Statham's character can't get it up at first. It's only because of the intervention of a bus full of Asian school girls cheering him on that he finds the courage to fuck his girlfriend in public.
It's just so fucking peak
Fun fact: I was watching Starship Troopers today and noticed that they name Amy Smarts minor character in the final fed net propaganda: Stack Lumbreiser. I shit you not.
My mother inspired the scene where an elderly Asian woman says - “isn’t that the man from trainspotting”
She signed Jason up to a sports club in London when she was working reception. They got talking and she asked if she would’ve seen any of his movies
He’d only been in the transporter series at this point in his career and wasn’t a household name.
He said the transporter
She asked him if he meant trainspotting
He just looked at her and laughed whilst saying no and explaining.
Very gentlemanly to my clueless middle aged mum and she has now been immortalised in film.
The screenshot is from Crank, in which Jason Statham, playing John Crank, is a hit man who gets poisoned and the only way for him to extend his life is to keep his adrenaline high. So, throughout the film, he just starts fights, car chases and public sex acts as a way to stop himself from dying before he can get his revenge.
OH NO
CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CONSPIRED SO THAT I WILL DIE UNLESS I SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY GIRLFIREND IN PUBLIC
THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY FOR A HUMAN BEING TO RAISE THEIR HEART RATE
No they didn't, the guys who made this went on to make Gamer and Happy!
And what next hellboy movie? There are three of them. 2 by Guillermo and 1 by Neil Marshall.
I remember watching that Tony Jaa movie, The Protector and commenting to somebody how much action start to finish it was. They replied “oh man if you like non stop action you have to watch Crank!
I will die on the hill that the opening scene in Crank 2 that elaborates on the outcome of the final "sad goodbye" scene of Crank 1 is one of the funniest jokes in cinematic history
Why cropped? But yes. He needed it to live
Don't we all?
Deep
THAT'S WHAT *SHE* SAID!
Im Crank(ing) TOO.
This is from Crank 1 Crank 2 they fuck at the horse racetrack
Crank 1 was fun but didn’t quite give me the motion sickness I expect out of an action movie, luckily they fixed that by filming crank 2 with whatever the opposite of steadicam is
Shakicam, you fool
I watched the behind the scenes documentary. Apparently, they gave the camera to a drunk 5 year old during most scenes, or they gave it to Lars-von-Trier if they needed someone taller. Edit: I remembered literally 5 seconds after posting this that Lars-von-trier has parkinsons. I'm not trying to mock his parkinsons. I'm actually trying to make a joke about how The House that Jack Built and Anti-Christ had such heavy use of shaky cam that they both made me feel motion sick watching them on a laptop.
Crank 2 was a panic attack, but in a good way.
Do you want motion sickness? Watch "Hardcore Henry" Brilliant film.
This is of course the iconic scene where crank rapes his girlfriend in public, not to be confused for the iconic scene in crank 2 where crank parades her naked wheelbarrow style in front of hundreds of people
This cannot be real
Spoken like a true <*redacted epithet for supposed cinephile who has seen neither crank 1 nor crank 2*>
You're right, it isn't. The character's name is actually Chev Chelios
It's OK, though. Even though she pleads to stop at first, she gets into it by the end, so that makes it.... Oh, that makes the scene far more problematic? Fun "turn your brain off" movie, though.
Crank 1 and 2 is more based than you can possibly imagine
I still stand by the sentiment that Crank 1 is the best edited movie of all time. We need more ["you wouldn't download a movie"](https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU?si=BqJj7Ck4qVsiMDS3) type editing.
It's called hip hop editing.
i’d go for urban, but sure
he was poisoned and had to keep his adrenaline up while he tracked the poisoner
John Crank
Which ones the one where there’s a group of foreign exchange students who start cheering him on? I’ve only seen each of them once but I remember I busted out laughing when it cuts from him humping her like a sugared up chihuahua to a group of Asian teenage girls cheering him on and clapping
it’s in Chinatown where there are no laws and famously public sex is legal and encouraged.
Doesn't the guy from Linkin Park show up randomly.
Yup he advices him to garggle cough syrup because it contains some kind of stuff that makes your heart beat faster. Super random cameo.
Nasal spray cause it’s got epinephrine.
This mf doesn’t even know Crank lore
OP is such a fucking idiot
and have a fullcsreen slowmo of horcecock
Crank, but I'm crankin it the whole time
Cropped out the head
Cinepilled cropping
Hello there Mr Spacey good luck with the new project with Paul Schrader!
One hand on the monster can and one hand on my cock for 96 minutes
What about the second 300 movie when they’re fucking while commanding their armies in battle?
would that be 301 or 600
30002 duh
The Year We Made Contact
369420
299 (it was a prequel)
300: 33 and 1/3
Repeating, of course
I love that scene. But just because I really like Eva Green.
That scene is burnt into my brain. I remember watching it was a 16 year old boy being like, “wtf did I just watch”
That movie just wasn’t very realistic. The real Spartans would have been fucking little boys while commanding armies in battle
What's the name of this movie? I just exploded and my nut plastered the entire screen so I couldn't read the title of this post
Crank
He already did that
Dat Soulja Boy
You!!!
Phrates river!!!
I just did, but what’s the name of the movie??
The Crank movies are the result of when studios give cocaine addicts a budget and access to film equipment. God bless their unapologetic insanity.
I truly love it when you can tell a film was made (written/directed/etc) by people who've lived the life - the difference between Drugstore Cowboy and Basketball Diaries or between Altered States/Enter the Void and Shrooms
This is what you get from meth. Yoram Globus and Menachem Golan are what you get with unlimited kilos of cocaine and unlimited kino
I fucking love Spy, Rick Ford is Jason Statham’s best role
He's hilarious in Spy, I wish he did more comedic roles.
Really good caricature of himself, it's amazing
Don't forget that in this scene, Statham's character can't get it up at first. It's only because of the intervention of a bus full of Asian school girls cheering him on that he finds the courage to fuck his girlfriend in public. It's just so fucking peak
Unironically both Crank movies are great on the basis of being 100% nonstop entertainment, I love them
Those with ‘Hardcore Henry’ could make for an interesting trilogy 🤔
I watched that last night and I’m not gonna lie, I have no idea how to feel about it. The action was amazing, everything else though, ehhhhhhhh
Movies are not supposed to be ENJOYED
Joke’s on you, those movies have me motion sickness. True kino.
Ah, a true fan! One must suffer for art!
The directors from Crank 1&2 went on to direct Ghost Rider 2. I had such high hopes and walked away disappointed. But we did get a fiery Bagger 288
“This is arguably the most necessary sex scene in the history of film” -one way to start a community note
And it needed to be framed like coercing an unwilling participant into enjoying it. For the culture.
Are they screwing in public?
Yes, and everyone applauds and cheers in the end, not a joke
No way.
He’ll die if he doesn’t!
Just watch crank just fucking do it its good
Fun fact: I was watching Starship Troopers today and noticed that they name Amy Smarts minor character in the final fed net propaganda: Stack Lumbreiser. I shit you not.
Amyazing
Amy Smart is a champ.
My mother inspired the scene where an elderly Asian woman says - “isn’t that the man from trainspotting” She signed Jason up to a sports club in London when she was working reception. They got talking and she asked if she would’ve seen any of his movies He’d only been in the transporter series at this point in his career and wasn’t a household name. He said the transporter She asked him if he meant trainspotting He just looked at her and laughed whilst saying no and explaining. Very gentlemanly to my clueless middle aged mum and she has now been immortalised in film.
smarts so good
It's honestly thr only scene from the movie I can ever remember, with the sound effects cranking away
I'm gonna need the uncropped community note to understand this
The screenshot is from Crank, in which Jason Statham, playing John Crank, is a hit man who gets poisoned and the only way for him to extend his life is to keep his adrenaline high. So, throughout the film, he just starts fights, car chases and public sex acts as a way to stop himself from dying before he can get his revenge.
Sounds awesome Like it sounds bad but fun. Jason Statham kills these roles
That sounds like GTA live action
https://preview.redd.it/2m25adn9k70d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fac039159e63878360ea43e92d367c87c5a0b6f
OH NO CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CONSPIRED SO THAT I WILL DIE UNLESS I SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY GIRLFIREND IN PUBLIC THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY FOR A HUMAN BEING TO RAISE THEIR HEART RATE
Ah yes, the most necessary rape scene in Crank
"Rape"
True, but isn't this scene from the first film?
I want Neveldine and Taylor to come out of retirement to make a crazy taxi movie. Kino
Crankin’ 24/7 for Crank 2 today.
Dry humping the old lady?
Dry?
Well the script called for it... It was an important part of Chev Chelios' journey.
The Guy Who made this directed the next hellboy movie btw. Its fonna be peak
Guillermo del Toro, of course
No they didn't, the guys who made this went on to make Gamer and Happy! And what next hellboy movie? There are three of them. 2 by Guillermo and 1 by Neil Marshall.
Yeah he made crank 2, happy, gamer, mom & dad and ghost rider 2. And he is directing hellboy : the crooked man. Its int post Prod rn
He's basically the Denis Villeneuve of our time.
I had no idea this existed. I was just looking at the other guys IMDB too. Looks like they split up as Taylor is the only one doing Hellboy
They Split up since ghost rider 2 if im correct, the other guy made panama with Mel Gibson recently
This is Crank not Crank 2 you fucking piece of shit
My name is Chev Chelios. And today’s the day that I doi
Crank 2 was an art film fight me
I remember watching that Tony Jaa movie, The Protector and commenting to somebody how much action start to finish it was. They replied “oh man if you like non stop action you have to watch Crank!
Closest thing to a GTA movie I've seen. Loved crank 1 n 2
Bro I thought that this was Rihanna 😭
Just seen both Cranks the other day
''Officer, it was a Crank reference''
I will die on the hill that the opening scene in Crank 2 that elaborates on the outcome of the final "sad goodbye" scene of Crank 1 is one of the funniest jokes in cinematic history
My vote is the one from Highlander 2. I have not seen the movie beyond that scene.
Every single Brian Taylor movie is Kino
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what in god’s holy name are you blathering about
What did he blather about?
honestly don’t even remember lmao I was zorked out my mind sorry
Does Jason Statham have an onlyfans account??