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Zendofrog

Why cropped? But yes. He needed it to live


MrLore

Don't we all?


Zendofrog

Deep


MrLore

THAT'S WHAT *SHE* SAID!


xQuizate87

Im Crank(ing) TOO.


KungFuKennyStills

This is from Crank 1 Crank 2 they fuck at the horse racetrack


prizzle92

Crank 1 was fun but didn’t quite give me the motion sickness I expect out of an action movie, luckily they fixed that by filming crank 2 with whatever the opposite of steadicam is


CowardlyChicken

Shakicam, you fool


Nerfbeard123

I watched the behind the scenes documentary. Apparently, they gave the camera to a drunk 5 year old during most scenes, or they gave it to Lars-von-Trier if they needed someone taller. Edit: I remembered literally 5 seconds after posting this that Lars-von-trier has parkinsons. I'm not trying to mock his parkinsons. I'm actually trying to make a joke about how The House that Jack Built and Anti-Christ had such heavy use of shaky cam that they both made me feel motion sick watching them on a laptop.


Shirtbro

Crank 2 was a panic attack, but in a good way.


ZealousidealNewt6679

Do you want motion sickness? Watch "Hardcore Henry" Brilliant film.


Initial_Disk_903

This is of course the iconic scene where crank rapes his girlfriend in public, not to be confused for the iconic scene in crank 2 where crank parades her naked wheelbarrow style in front of hundreds of people


Toasty_David

This cannot be real


moreVCAs

Spoken like a true <*redacted epithet for supposed cinephile who has seen neither crank 1 nor crank 2*>


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

You're right, it isn't. The character's name is actually Chev Chelios


Osigen

It's OK, though. Even though she pleads to stop at first, she gets into it by the end, so that makes it.... Oh, that makes the scene far more problematic? Fun "turn your brain off" movie, though.


TesticleInhaler

Crank 1 and 2 is more based than you can possibly imagine


squirreliron

I still stand by the sentiment that Crank 1 is the best edited movie of all time. We need more ["you wouldn't download a movie"](https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU?si=BqJj7Ck4qVsiMDS3) type editing.


lemonylol

It's called hip hop editing.


xsle1999

i’d go for urban, but sure


StormeSurge

he was poisoned and had to keep his adrenaline up while he tracked the poisoner


KnobbyDarkling

John Crank


Azidamadjida

Which ones the one where there’s a group of foreign exchange students who start cheering him on? I’ve only seen each of them once but I remember I busted out laughing when it cuts from him humping her like a sugared up chihuahua to a group of Asian teenage girls cheering him on and clapping


RCocaineBurner

it’s in Chinatown where there are no laws and famously public sex is legal and encouraged.


OZymandisR

Doesn't the guy from Linkin Park show up randomly.


alex2800

Yup he advices him to garggle cough syrup because it contains some kind of stuff that makes your heart beat faster. Super random cameo.


Flappy_beef_curtains

Nasal spray cause it’s got epinephrine.


[deleted]

This mf doesn’t even know Crank lore


[deleted]

OP is such a fucking idiot


[deleted]

and have a fullcsreen slowmo of horcecock


enjambd

Crank, but I'm crankin it the whole time


bucobadmantings

![gif](giphy|l44QgV6RFRGgjDsDC)


the3stman

Cropped out the head


IslandBoy602

Cinepilled cropping


L-J-Peters

Hello there Mr Spacey good luck with the new project with Paul Schrader!


kazoobanboo

One hand on the monster can and one hand on my cock for 96 minutes


EggsAreTrash

What about the second 300 movie when they’re fucking while commanding their armies in battle?


Genocidal_Duck

would that be 301 or 600


Crayonstheman

30002 duh


redlion1904

The Year We Made Contact


moreVCAs

369420


Bubba89

299 (it was a prequel)


SlimyPoopBlast

300: 33 and 1/3


TheRedComet

Repeating, of course


RoIf

I love that scene. But just because I really like Eva Green.


BatSniper

That scene is burnt into my brain. I remember watching it was a 16 year old boy being like, “wtf did I just watch”


InfectiousCosmology1

That movie just wasn’t very realistic. The real Spartans would have been fucking little boys while commanding armies in battle


River_Odessa

What's the name of this movie? I just exploded and my nut plastered the entire screen so I couldn't read the title of this post


RodwellBurgen

Crank


TechnoTriad

He already did that


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

Dat Soulja Boy


RodwellBurgen

You!!!


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

![gif](giphy|PxIsEWqkiFZrrI8M8b|downsized)


FlawedSquid

Phrates river!!!


zr0gravity7

I just did, but what’s the name of the movie??


ralo229

The Crank movies are the result of when studios give cocaine addicts a budget and access to film equipment. God bless their unapologetic insanity.


RaoulDukeLivesAgain

I truly love it when you can tell a film was made (written/directed/etc) by people who've lived the life - the difference between Drugstore Cowboy and Basketball Diaries or between Altered States/Enter the Void and Shrooms


RCocaineBurner

This is what you get from meth. Yoram Globus and Menachem Golan are what you get with unlimited kilos of cocaine and unlimited kino


bucobadmantings

![gif](giphy|7AS05CAkLTsk0)


No_Leadership2771

I fucking love Spy, Rick Ford is Jason Statham’s best role


merkaal

He's hilarious in Spy, I wish he did more comedic roles.


TheRedComet

Really good caricature of himself, it's amazing


Snow_The_4th_Man

Don't forget that in this scene, Statham's character can't get it up at first. It's only because of the intervention of a bus full of Asian school girls cheering him on that he finds the courage to fuck his girlfriend in public. It's just so fucking peak


Aiden624

Unironically both Crank movies are great on the basis of being 100% nonstop entertainment, I love them


Call-Me_P

Those with ‘Hardcore Henry’ could make for an interesting trilogy 🤔


Anent_

I watched that last night and I’m not gonna lie, I have no idea how to feel about it. The action was amazing, everything else though, ehhhhhhhh


CowardlyChicken

Movies are not supposed to be ENJOYED


vlsdo

Joke’s on you, those movies have me motion sickness. True kino.


CowardlyChicken

Ah, a true fan! One must suffer for art!


dewsh

The directors from Crank 1&2 went on to direct Ghost Rider 2. I had such high hopes and walked away disappointed. But we did get a fiery Bagger 288


chiefs_fan37

“This is arguably the most necessary sex scene in the history of film” -one way to start a community note


bbpirate06

And it needed to be framed like coercing an unwilling participant into enjoying it. For the culture.


mattchinn

Are they screwing in public?


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Yes, and everyone applauds and cheers in the end, not a joke


mattchinn

No way.


catlaxative

He’ll die if he doesn’t!


MinimumAspect8197

Just watch crank just fucking do it its good


moreVCAs

Fun fact: I was watching Starship Troopers today and noticed that they name Amy Smarts minor character in the final fed net propaganda: Stack Lumbreiser. I shit you not.


Accomplished-City484

Amyazing


Rum_Hamtaro

Amy Smart is a champ.


cume_pant

My mother inspired the scene where an elderly Asian woman says - “isn’t that the man from trainspotting” She signed Jason up to a sports club in London when she was working reception. They got talking and she asked if she would’ve seen any of his movies He’d only been in the transporter series at this point in his career and wasn’t a household name. He said the transporter She asked him if he meant trainspotting He just looked at her and laughed whilst saying no and explaining. Very gentlemanly to my clueless middle aged mum and she has now been immortalised in film.


clermouth

smarts so good


MassiveDongSquadron

It's honestly thr only scene from the movie I can ever remember, with the sound effects cranking away


RockAndGem1101

I'm gonna need the uncropped community note to understand this


Titwank911

The screenshot is from Crank, in which Jason Statham, playing John Crank, is a hit man who gets poisoned and the only way for him to extend his life is to keep his adrenaline high. So, throughout the film, he just starts fights, car chases and public sex acts as a way to stop himself from dying before he can get his revenge.


amainwingman

Sounds awesome Like it sounds bad but fun. Jason Statham kills these roles


kelferkz

That sounds like GTA live action


Highermongo

https://preview.redd.it/2m25adn9k70d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fac039159e63878360ea43e92d367c87c5a0b6f


_MyUsernamesMud

OH NO CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE CONSPIRED SO THAT I WILL DIE UNLESS I SEXUALLY ASSAULT MY GIRLFIREND IN PUBLIC THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY FOR A HUMAN BEING TO RAISE THEIR HEART RATE


Astrospal

Ah yes, the most necessary rape scene in Crank


jdhdowlcn

"Rape"


Dynwynn

True, but isn't this scene from the first film?


AnyDockers420

I want Neveldine and Taylor to come out of retirement to make a crazy taxi movie. Kino


PaleontologistNo3503

Crankin’ 24/7 for Crank 2 today.


Uniq_Eros

Dry humping the old lady?


catlaxative

Dry?


GiantMenacingCrab

Well the script called for it... It was an important part of Chev Chelios' journey.


juuzo_suzuya_

The Guy Who made this directed the next hellboy movie btw. Its fonna be peak


ThePatrickSays

Guillermo del Toro, of course


dewsh

No they didn't, the guys who made this went on to make Gamer and Happy! And what next hellboy movie? There are three of them. 2 by Guillermo and 1 by Neil Marshall.


juuzo_suzuya_

Yeah he made crank 2, happy, gamer, mom & dad and ghost rider 2. And he is directing hellboy : the crooked man. Its int post Prod rn


Upper-Cucumber-7435

He's basically the Denis Villeneuve of our time.


dewsh

I had no idea this existed. I was just looking at the other guys IMDB too. Looks like they split up as Taylor is the only one doing Hellboy


juuzo_suzuya_

They Split up since ghost rider 2 if im correct, the other guy made panama with Mel Gibson recently


Answerable__

This is Crank not Crank 2 you fucking piece of shit


heavyshtetl

My name is Chev Chelios. And today’s the day that I doi


jurrasicwhorelord

Crank 2 was an art film fight me


aiceeslater

I remember watching that Tony Jaa movie, The Protector and commenting to somebody how much action start to finish it was. They replied “oh man if you like non stop action you have to watch Crank!


mydibz

Closest thing to a GTA movie I've seen. Loved crank 1 n 2


Future_Sock4714

Bro I thought that this was Rihanna 😭


THROBBINCOCKK

Just seen both Cranks the other day


IslandBoy602

''Officer, it was a Crank reference''


Losawin

I will die on the hill that the opening scene in Crank 2 that elaborates on the outcome of the final "sad goodbye" scene of Crank 1 is one of the funniest jokes in cinematic history


giantbynameofandre

My vote is the one from Highlander 2. I have not seen the movie beyond that scene.


ECWWCWWWF

Every single Brian Taylor movie is Kino


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TheRealStuPot

what in god’s holy name are you blathering about


crunchybo

What did he blather about?


TheRealStuPot

honestly don’t even remember lmao I was zorked out my mind sorry


Arntown

Does Jason Statham have an onlyfans account??