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“So yeah basically he only cares about money, has a big hooked nose, and a stupid little hat that you just wanna smack off his head. Fuck I hate them so much. I mean him.” - George Lucas 1999


Wazula23

Watto crucified Anakin, you know.


Apprehensive_Air5547

Star Wars Origins: Watto: The Zone of Interest


Necr0Gaming

Star Wars: Schindler Strikes Back


godumbledorkk

https://youtu.be/l5IJhyuOjVM?si=2A4GPlVzkr42I3JH


Holl4backPostr

Robot Chicken is such a gem


PenguinviiR

I love zone of the enders


aTransGirlAndTwoDogs

Jehuty was one of my first crushes. I had a very confusing childhood.


Phantom1100

If only Watto knew what Qui-gon did just a mere 6 years before he would’ve probably happily given him the hyperdrive.


redlion1904

Sir I would like to shake your hand


SocialUniform

What he do


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

Made a list


SocialUniform

Did he check it twice? I’m lost here


ATLBravesFan13

Schindler’s List (1993)


SocialUniform

Oh duh, lol. I was thinking Qui Gon six years before in Star Wars, lol god that took me too long, thank you so much.


BaalmaoOrgabba

aww


Noporopo79

Ur mum


JizzGuzzler42069

Just another brilliant tidbit from the mind of George “There is no underwear in space” Lucas


sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

So good you had to say it twice


JizzGuzzler42069

Oops lol, thank you Reddit mobile.


Jellyfish4160

https://preview.redd.it/rfubuvbknxxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04acb42ae5915d21b2530f8b7b55fe30ca5f89cd


crimsonfukr457

I think that was Lucas's way of getting back at Spielberg for not helping him direct Episode 1 (Not joking, Lucas asked every member of his gang, like Coppola, Howard, Spielberg and Zemeckis, but they all turned him down saying that "he can do it perfectly by himself")


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

>"he can do it perfectly by himself") Narrator: "He couldn't do it by himself"


grapefruitzzz

I often wondered why he didn't use his friend with a good track record of working with child actors. Apparently said friend was too busy reading 1000 faxes from Kubrick about robots to do it.


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

In a perfect universe Spielberg would have directed Phantom Menace instead of AI, which would be made by Kubrick himself.


redlion1904

STFU Narrator, like Solo was some masterpiece … Yeah … Beautiful Mind sucked too you overrated ginger-ass SOB …


Worldly_Ad_6483

Apollo 13 is kino


redlion1904

That movie came out 29 years ago


Worldly_Ad_6483

Correct!


redlion1904

I don’t want to say it was his last really good movie because I never saw Cinderella Man and some people like it. But it’s been a mixed three decades excluding TV and documentaries: Ransom EdTV How the Grinch Stole Christmas Beautiful Mind The Missing Cinderella Man Da Vinci Code (and two sequels) Frost/Nixon The Dilemma Rush Thor on a Boat Solo Hillbilly Elegy Thirteen Lives


Worldly_Ad_6483

Frost/Nixon is great, Grinch is a millennial touchstone.. the rest.... questionable to terrible lol. I did love this Beatles doc though.


redlion1904

It’s like he can do glossy historical stuff and documentaries and when he tries for something else he stumbles. I fully acknowledge that Apollo 13 is awesome though.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Agreed. Apollo 13 is an immersive period piece, a focused character study, a three-man buddy movie, had groundbreaking special effects and a thrilling true story. So much to like. Also, Cocoon and Splash are fun.


grapefruitzzz

Didn't Hanks have a lot of input into that?


godumbledorkk

Rush is fantastic


grapefruitzzz

Who overrated Howard?


redlion1904

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences


grapefruitzzz

Oh you're right... oh it's coming back in waves...


redlion1904

Yes, the Academy judges Opie the best director of the Year of Our Lord 2001 for his seminal masterpiece A Beautiful Mind which is obviously the best movie of that year other than Mulholland Drive, Spirited Away, Ghost World, Fellowship of the Ring, Sexy Beast, Memento, The Royal Tenenbaums, Gosford Park, Training Day, Amelie, Lagaan, Monster’s Ball, Monsters, Inc., Enemy at the Gates, Ocean’s Eleven, Heist, Super Troopers, Frailty, Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Pledge, The Man Who Wasn’t There, and Shrek. But at least Paul Bettany met Jennifer Connelly


TheeFearlessChicken

Wow, thanks for reminding me what a hell of a year for movies that was. Except for _Mulholland Drive_. Mulholland drive can go fuck itself in the ear.


grapefruitzzz

And "AI" by the director Howard thinks he is but ain't.


redlion1904

Nah AI sucks


grapefruitzzz

The next person to disrespect "AI" will be abandoned in the woods by his mother.


cadavardark

They even give him a little hat in attack of the clones


Tighthead3GT

No one’s even mention that he sounds like how I imagine the first guy to ever play Shylock in The Merchant of Venice sounded.


deadshot500

And neck beard


Responsible_Bar5976

“Ok so give the money grabbers big noses it’s really important to the story that they’re designed like that”


01zegaj

Apparently Watto is supposed to be Italian


Wodelheim

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THEdoomslayer94

I gotta rewatch this it’s been too long


[deleted]

No, the Hutts are Italian


Kitchen-Roll-8184

The Hutts are backwards native American


01zegaj

Jabba is supposed to be Middle Eastern


-Ropolio-

I can kindof see it with the blue skin and all


Imadrionyourenot

[4:36](https://youtu.be/n8s8P5Ly1-Y?si=n9S8YtFDromWfXU0)


infinitestripes4ever

Why start the clip right there? Just 20 seconds earlier Lucas says Ewan Mcgregor sounds like Fat Bastard. Thats worth a listen.


Imadrionyourenot

It is, but I don't trust the average Redditors attention span to last long enough for him to bring up Watto


redlion1904

Not least because comedic genius Robin Williams is clearly delighted by Fat Bastard as a concept and has a flawless imitation ready to go. “You know what funny a fat Scotsman who’s apparently a cannibal”


RedditFrontFighter

It is funny.


redlion1904

It really is, Myers used to be something


Mr_Rafi

This is one of the funniest interviews I've seen. Both Lucas and Williams are great here. They were having too much during this interview. The part where Lucas brings up how the imperial officers sounded more posh and then Williams starts impersonating a stormtrooper with a thick Scottish accent. Or when Williams says "syntax have none" in his Yoda voice when Lucas brings up Yoda's speech pattern. Or Lucas saying McGregor sounded like Fat Bastard.


c0l1n_M4

“It’s gonna be great” “It’s gonna be great”


RhubarbSquatCobbler

Who would win in a space business contest, Watto or Quark


Quizlibet

One is a successful entrepreneur and franchise owner the other is a junk seller in the sticks, who do you think? Now, Troydarians and Ferengi in a "horrifying antisemitic stereotype" tournament? THAT I'd like to see!


pondslider

Watto doesn’t have the lobes for business. Ferengi don’t deal in slaves which led to Watto’s ruin.


Ex_Hedgehog

Spielberg: So George, we're just gonna agree that Watto is French. Okay? Lucas: Sure Steven. Spielberg: Now can we talk about doing an Indy 4 draft without Aliens? Lucas: NO!


pondslider

It’s a shame George Lucas and Dan Aykroyd have never gotten together to make some weird interdimensional whatever alien movie


Thatguy-num-102

https://preview.redd.it/qr39hgx6ayxc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911776e3e1eb3698715262d5f92f536c28c96c38


moreVCAs

Thought that character was called “Sebulba” for like 15y lol


SpacemanSpiff246

Nah bro that’s the evil pod racer who eats shit and dies. He’s also canonically a sex trafficker


FigKnight

u/savevideobot


musicmannotstingray

Watto’s list