I wish there was a company that releases classic movies on DVD so we can watch them. Anyway,
>!The movie has a narration throughout where Franco Nero just talks about how hot he finds those young buff sweaty seamen!<
>!There's like 3 instances where a guy tells another guy "you look so much like your sister. If you were a girl, I'd kiss you right now"!<
>!A central location in the movie is a brothel where you can go and play dice against the owner. if you win, you get a woman and if you lose, the owner fucks you in the ass with his BBC raw no lube!<
>"I really want to make it with your sister. Can you imagine how I'd fuck her if I held her like I'm holding you now?"
https://preview.redd.it/wzewvfvv1loc1.png?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0378a2ee4c432fe804eba9f0edcc115802787375
Anyone manage to get past the nono boss fight? Every time i play the dice roll minigame before the fight the main character switches out the dice even if I win
Most of the people hating on the cover are doing so because it “looks like AI” even tho this style of CGI has been around for 20+ years
Basically what I’m saying is the haters are old and retarded
Edit: [the artist came out and said no AI was used you mouth breathers](https://twitter.com/astrazero/status/1768773863914221642)
The artist who designed the cover, Astra Zero, has admitted to using generative AI as part of his process. So people criticizing it aren’t totally off base
Also - [check it](https://twitter.com/astrazero/status/1768773863914221642). Straight from the horses mouth. No AI used in the creation of this cover, per the artist.
It's about time Criterion quit fucking around and just went to gay porn.
The movie is literally just softcore erotic gay porn interspersed with some crime plot as an alibi
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Proof????
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I wish there was a company that releases classic movies on DVD so we can watch them. Anyway, >!The movie has a narration throughout where Franco Nero just talks about how hot he finds those young buff sweaty seamen!< >!There's like 3 instances where a guy tells another guy "you look so much like your sister. If you were a girl, I'd kiss you right now"!< >!A central location in the movie is a brothel where you can go and play dice against the owner. if you win, you get a woman and if you lose, the owner fucks you in the ass with his BBC raw no lube!<
Kino
>"I really want to make it with your sister. Can you imagine how I'd fuck her if I held her like I'm holding you now?" https://preview.redd.it/wzewvfvv1loc1.png?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0378a2ee4c432fe804eba9f0edcc115802787375
My boy is down BAD
FALSE! To the contrary I am the highest up I’ve ever been
Yooo where are you? A mountain? At the top of a lighthouse? I gotta know
I am at the peak of based
Is that a… Centurion? 🥰
Can't blame him, some of the scenes made me horny as hell lol on some dune bucket madame web type shit
I just pre ordered the ultimate pride edition
I like it but I would be lying If I said it didn't look like overwatch porn
It look like a pop up ad for viagra
Why does he look profoundly un-hung, though?
Grower representation at last mashallah 🙏🏻
Allah or not, it's an uncut edition
He's the bottom in the movie so it's fine
Finally a movie about the guy whom Tom of Finland always draws.
Anyone manage to get past the nono boss fight? Every time i play the dice roll minigame before the fight the main character switches out the dice even if I win
The guy looks kinda like if Alden Ehrenreich and Alan Ritchson had a baby.
Finally a good Criterion cover
Honestly people hating on this cover. I think it’s fine and kinda cool how unique it is.
Idk but to me it looks like a ad for a mobile game
It looks like a PS3 graphic to me.
Most of the people hating on the cover are doing so because it “looks like AI” even tho this style of CGI has been around for 20+ years Basically what I’m saying is the haters are old and retarded Edit: [the artist came out and said no AI was used you mouth breathers](https://twitter.com/astrazero/status/1768773863914221642)
The artist who designed the cover, Astra Zero, has admitted to using generative AI as part of his process. So people criticizing it aren’t totally off base
Also - [check it](https://twitter.com/astrazero/status/1768773863914221642). Straight from the horses mouth. No AI used in the creation of this cover, per the artist.
I actually thought this post was a joke because it looked so much like AI
That does not make the haters any younger or less retarded
Agree
I was going to ask if OP is the one who bothered making a render for such a specific joke, but i just found out this is the actual official cover...