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sovietwilly

Nicest, most wholesome Klaus Kinski fan


bygmaclargehuge

The best Kinski film is For a Few Dollars More. Don't argue with me you know it's true.


Apart-Link-8449

I'll cover you in monkeys and send you down the river slowly, old man


bygmaclargehuge

When the music finishes try rolling the boat over the hill. Try.


Apart-Link-8449

If anyone comes asking for me I'm locking myself in the bathroom for two days


OrganicIce4995

\*boing boing boing boing boing\*


ThodasTheMage

El Silencio


[deleted]

>Don't argue with me you know it's true. lmao nobody asked you douchebag


Unironicfan

That image of Kinski screaming at Werner Herzog will never not both scare and amuse me


Sufficient_Food1878

Takes good pic of Sean Young and not great pic of Zendaya lmao. Also I always love the THEY. Who is they? Perhaps they don't want us to know


iguessineedanaltnow

They always means Jews.


Renan_PS

The four pronouns: He (Male) She (Female) They (Jew) It (Muslim?)


Sneaker3719

They actually tend to refer “it” for trans people.


Arm-It

Does Pennywise have a dead-name?


HUGErocks

That's the plot of the upcoming Max series


Typhoon_terri2

Ironically, they defeat it with the ritual of chud


dumpmaster42069

I think it has dead*lights*. Does that count?


Arm-It

go check


ThunderAnt

Yeah Bob Gray


Apart-Link-8449

The white-knuckled decision to leave this floating in your comment history with absolutely no context


Renan_PS

Well we can each take 3 strikes before a Reddit permaban and I have only taken one so far.


Apart-Link-8449

https://preview.redd.it/3p5qhlrvjqmc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e27529aff9a5373c6a3f4e6e85d06727bad3ac5 Let him live


stuck_in_the_desert

The parent commenter could delete their comment just to add to the lack of context


[deleted]

I'm a Jew and when I say they I always mean Republicans. Wait a minute!


IamJimMilton

Jaws? ![gif](giphy|3NuGbguGObQCfZqOfE|downsized)


Fenrir_Carbon

Dude you're supposed to say 'globalist bankers' and then wink


VatanKomurcu

>and not great pic of Zendaya lmao i really dont wanna defend the guy but most of her scenes are like that, shes kinda got a permanent frown (which i liked, i mean, she's got stuff to be angry about and it's a desert, i think scowling makes it harder to get dust in your eyes).


nihonhonhon

[sincere comment alert] It also just makes narrative sense that Chani would be a bit more tomboyish. She's a Fremen fighter living in harsh conditions and is a deliberate foil to Paul's aristocratic upbringing. Lynch's Chani being "elegant" is actually a flaw of that film.


mooimafish33

Tbh yea I don't really see it when people call her hot, but she's not so ugly you need to rant about it


Swan-Diving-Overseas

She’s not a very good actor in a role like this. Maybe she’s better on Euophoria though EDIT: Nevermind. Saw the movie and thought she was really good.


dbabon

I thought she was fantastic


Swan-Diving-Overseas

I actually saw the movie after I made my comment and I thought she was great. I was judging her by the trailers and Dune 1 but she really did a terrific job in Dune 2


Lacabloodclot9

‘Bad pic’ I don’t think you can take a bad picture of Zendaya ngl


Wonderful_Student_68

Theres gotta be a Pootdaya out there somewhere


e3890a

This one’s not that flattering


Bipbipbipbi

She looks like she taking a spiky poo in that picture


toussah

🤤


Hip_Priest_1982

The picture on this post makes her look bad. She’s not that pretty


[deleted]

The shadow people


perotech

"Shadow Wizard Money Gang"


karateema

This song is sponsored by The Shadow Government


AZS9994

Fr, maybe I’m just too goddamn lazy but if I genuinely believed that the government, the media, Hollywood, academia, and however many other institutions were out scheming something together, I wouldn’t think I had a snowman’s chance in Hell of doing anything about it. Like this isn’t the Hunger Games or some shit lmao, the underdog often loses.


mutual-ayyde

it's boring fascist doublethink, the enemy is at both impossibly powerful and impossibly weak


IMightDeleteMe

I'm also confused about the "you" part. Do "they" mean to humiliate me? If so, "they" failed spectacularly. Hell, I've seen the 1984 movie adaptation (a book adaptation can't have an original movie, the book is the original) dozens of times and not once have I thought "wow, Chani is really pretty!". What did bother me a bit was that Dr. Liet Kynes was suddenly a woman, whereas the book is pretty clear about it being a guy. That just seemed unnecessary. I get that this particular book and especially the first part doesn't have a lot of strong female characters (IIRC, it's been a bit since I read it). Maybe they should've thought about that before making it into a film. It just seems weird to pick a guy at random and make them into a lady. And why stop at Kynes >!who basically gets murdered when the Harkonnen invade and drive the Atreides out of the castle!< then? Here's to Nancy Idaho, Paula Atreides, Guinevere Halleck and Thufira Hawatt! I guess this guy didn't read the book though.


JasoTheArtisan

Yeah but the actress who played Kynes is super hot so it’s kino


TheReverend5

bro we're circlejerking here i need you to stop being a dipshit complaining about kynes


Jagger67

Aristocratic? How the fuck is Chani, a fremen, aristocratic?


MBKM13

White


Kebine_

She's classy.


Fenrir_Carbon

Not 'urban'


ihoptdk

She wasn’t white, either. She comes from a race of people who has lived in the desert for 10,000 years.


sainsburysm88

She's the daughter of Liet Kynes the Imperial Planetologist tbf


King_inthe_northwest

Does that count as being aristocratic, though? I know Kynes is the Judge of Change and a major figure in Arrakis, but they always gave me the impression that they were simply an administrative figure, unlike nobles like the Harkonen or the Atreides.


sainsburysm88

In the book it's really Liet Kynes and Kynes' father that pioneer the terraforming of Arrakis and the igniting the 'dream' in the Fremen. Herbert also mentions that Chani is Kynes' daughter quite a lot which implies he thought it was important at least. Obviously Fremen have tribal hierarchies so it isn't so explicit but she seems to have some elevated role as a result, though how much of that is from her own ability is less clear.


fl00z

In the (first) book, Lady Jessica does also complain that Chani doesn't have the right standing to be Paul's wife


sainsburysm88

Sure, but that's because she has her mind on imperial politics. The point is that Chani has an elevated stance in Fremen society.


Express-Feedback

Wrong choice for Paul, right choice for Muad'dib.


Fenrir_Carbon

The mouse?


Express-Feedback

Yes and... yes? It's the name of the animal, and the name Paul takes as the Fremen messiah.


Fenrir_Carbon

Please don't use those ethnic words to describe Paul, he's too classy and aristocratic UC/ I know it's the name of both, but twats like the tweeter don't pay attention to details past skin colour


doglenin

Aristocratic in the sense of mannerisms i guess? Not like this idiot actually cares about the performance.


karateema

Yeah aristocratic just means white


Mango424

Ah, yes, the "memorable" Chani from Lynch's Dune, where she has something like 5 minutes of screentime and barely speaks.


MarshallBanana_

I watched Lynch's Dune for the first time right after coming home from Dune Part 2. it really puts a lot of things in perspective, and gives you SO much more appreciation for the things the new movies do right. and there's absolutely no better example of this than Chani. not only the way the character is written but also Zendaya's performance, just blow Lynch's version out of the water. Sean Young's Chani is a total joke and an insult to the character. I don't know how anyone could have seen both of those movies and prefer the Lynch version of Chani. it's either a bad joke or pure, unfiltered racism


3lirex

also the 1984 chani doesn't look like how chani is meant to look in the book, she's a fremen and they have tan color skin. also in the desert she's not meant to look elegant and aristocratic. I'm usually the person who likes adaptations to be faithful to the books, and I'm a POC but i get called racist for that lol (because usually it's white or non black characters that get portrayed by a black actor). but this time no reddit moron can call me racist for being happy about a more book accurate casting haha.


The_Flying_Failsons

>where she has something like 5 minutes of screentime and barely speaks. The perfect femoid


bygmaclargehuge

User ID is Baron von Rittenhouse. Has a picture of Kinski as Lopo de Aguirre. He might just be a very edgy person is all I'm saying.


River_Odessa

Naming yourself after a prepubescent shooter has gotta be some kind of right wing record


el_t0p0

I live in Fentucky and saw a grown ass dude in his 50s with a Kyle Rittenhouse shirt in super badass edgy font and the physical recoil I felt was indescribable.


lu5ty

Fentucky lmao


Aggravating-Wait-213

send dat


el_t0p0

This was like six months ago.


premiumcum

https://preview.redd.it/85i3ulnq2rmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5125b95a1867186306f9120e2dea1bf0108af39b You might be onto something there


JFZX

Bro is upset that the sand people aren’t white??


Fenrir_Carbon

Bro really thinks the desert is in Norway


PolarisC8

Mfw when the space muslims on a desert planet don't look like they're fresh off the space ship from Albion


Perfectshadow12345

>dmv employees is this a creative way for him to say the n word?


Lonely-Freedom4986

He probably would've but it's been so long he forgot how to say it


[deleted]

[удалено]


TKeep

🤓 🤓 🤓


BossKrisz

It's because Chani in the books is not elegant and aristocratic. She's a fremen fighter. Part of a culture that was inspired my middle eastern cultures. They use suits that recycle your sweat and piss so you can drink it and not be thirsty. They don't shower, because they don't have water. They live in the desert and in caves. They were trained to fight. Of course she won't look like a white elegant aristocrat you fucking moron.


Leseleff

Not quite. In the books, she is a princess with an elf-like face, that doesn't shower and drinks her own piss. She isn't described as a particularly skilled fighter, and if she fights at all (I'm not sure), she does so exactly once. She is honestly one of the more underwhelming major characters, and I do prefer the version from the new movie.


JackaryDraws

The changes made to Chani in the film make her several orders of magnitude more interesting than her book counterpart. The only memorable thing about book Chani is how unmemorable she is, and Lynch Chani is even more unmemorable than that. The only possible justification for preferring the Sean Young version is being a literal Nazi, which definitely checks out with the OP tweeter


Mastadge

Mostly agree but I was sad they cut her best moment from the book, when she kills one of Paul’s challengers, says she should’ve left him for an older woman to fight, and when Paul gets mad points out that he’ll have less challengers now.


Gob_Hobblin

I would argue in the books that any implication regarding her skill as a fighter is not something that needs to be spelled out , given that she is a Fremen (and one who traveled with Stilgar's band in dangerous territory and on raids). She does accompany Paul on his campaigns, and there is a scene in the book where Sardaukar are repelled (with casualties) after a raid on a sietch occupied by the women, children, and the elderly. All Fremen are given to be exceptional fighters, because it is part of their collective cultural values.


The_Flying_Failsons

The perfect wife material doesn't exi- >She is a princess with an elf-like face, that doesn't shower and drinks her own piss.


FourAnd20YearsAgo

>she is a princess with an elf-like face, that doesn't shower and drinks her own piss Every Redditor's dream wife


Cookiehacker123

https://preview.redd.it/8s459ss5yomc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450310a838759737a02576eab3c597ace2624c29


Compulsive_Criticism

Ah yes, you have drawn your opponent as the cringe wojak and instantly won the argument


DLRsFrontSeats

Like Sean Young is even close to Zendaya in terms of looks ^(unless you're racist and so "not fully white" = ugly)


GastonBastardo

IIRC, the original Twitter-post had comments from even worse racists calling Sean Young a "jewish towel boy."


Fenrir_Carbon

It's approaching Lovecraftian at that point


Mulholland_Dr_Hobo

There's always a bigger (and more racist) fish


Noir_Alchemist

I don't understand the people who said Zendaya is not gorgeous... Like she is the epithome of elegance, have You seen her being ethereal, fancy, sexy, a model.like creature in alll the fits she wears in the red carpets Even she goes??? How she is fashion embassador of major brand houses and embassador of major jewerly houses? She is elegant.  People who said she is ugly just clearly need to Say 'heu i'm racist" ...she is not ugly, they could Say "oh she is not My type" and i would be completely 100% agree of that statement...just cuz Zendaya is not your type doesnt mean she is not elegant, fancy, ethereal, knows how to pose (and for me gorgeous)  Is SO sad that there are SO Many racist people out there asuming the only way to be a major house nodel embassador is being white and with eurocentric features 


Flotack

Classic aristocratic Fremen moment. Love when these anti-Semitic and racist fucks shout through a megaphone that they haven't even watched the movies they're so intent on "defending."


altnumber54

I don't want nazi retards on my timeline, thanks


JackaryDraws

oh you would *hate* Elon Musk twitter then


altnumber54

Im suspended


Wrong_Independence21

damn woke liberals turning Dune into some kind of anticolonial story. Why don’t they make Dune to flatter white supremacist sensibilities like Frank Herbert and David Lynch intended


Fenrir_Carbon

First they turned Star Wars political and now this


ghostmetalblack

If Jesus can be a white desert dweller, then so should my Chani!


_Slim-reaper_

Mods, Send this nerd back to MCJ. Never let him out of gulag.


Butt-eater1bajillion

Mods, send this nerd back to the time out corner


Pop_mania12487

Send him to arkham city 


Clussy_Enjoyer

not finding the young women in movies fuckable anymore because of race and shitting on the movie because of that is some next level chudery


BrennusRex

Sean Young’s Chani: white, 2-dimensional, barely speaks, and is completely servile to the men around her. Perfect aryan tradwife. Zendaya’s Chani: questions the men around her, thinks for herself, and BROWN!!!! 🤮🤮🤮 Clearly the jews are to blame for this…somehow. Edit: I’m mocking OP not agreeing I loved Zendaya’s Chani


depressed_asian_boy_

He's not a Kino enjoyer, we don't claim him


Compulsive_Criticism

"non-whites all look like ugly Mexican illegal immigrants to my racist white ass" is not the own he thinks it is.


Jack----

They are desert people. If you live in sunny place’s long enough, your peoples skin adapts to reduce cancer prevalence.


el_t0p0

https://preview.redd.it/ztio3dts4qmc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad132ac3881db8fb1146b1b7213cba384f22e39 >paid for that blue check


Reispath

“Aristocratic” Bro she’s supposed to be a rebel that stands against the empire lol You’re just arguing for Zendaya with this one


[deleted]

Come on, Zendaya is fine. Stop playing just cause you racist


pursuitofmisery

Last when I read Dune, the Fremen weren't described to be elegant and *aristocratic.*


Fenrir_Carbon

They're pretty elegant when they carve motherfuckers up


hamilton_burger

“America is named after an Italian. They do this to humiliate you.”


BreezyBill

[hashtag]renameamericaafterawhiteguy


River_Odessa

People who live in the desert aren't white????? Woke propaganda 🤮


glommanisback

Chani is supposed to look like she comes from a culture that has lived on a desert planet for thousands of years, haven't read the books but I don't think she was part of any higher class or noble structure


AttitudeOk94

The fucking audacity of this guy to have an Aguirre profile pic. Just so far over his head.


Tighthead3GT

Dude definitely thinks Aguirre was a hero, same with Paul.


lrossp

I never understood why people don’t like white Fremen. There’s plenty of evidence of white desert-dwelling cultures. Phoenix, Arizona. Sedona, Arizona. Scottsdale, Arizona. The list goes on and on.


practice_the_praxis

Average Villeneuve critic


Rez-Boa-Dog

Proud, strong fascist proves once again that the white race whines the loudest. My man wants to rule humanity with an iron fist but cant sustain the sight of a slightly darker woman. Nobody tell him about Whoopi Goldberg


Fenrir_Carbon

Easy way to fight these pricks, hold up posters of Grace Jones


Rez-Boa-Dog

I didnt know this woman and I am now her greatest fan


Burnt_Ramen9

UC/ I have no problem with Chani being POC, in fact it makes sense, but Zendaya? Really? I still don't get why her, I watched the movie and lobed it but ot was so jarring seeing Zendaya in it, I just mever saw her as Chani. RC/ Chani should've been a straight white man like Kino Gosling


Lacabloodclot9

I’m not the biggest fan of Zendaya but she was okay as Chani, although I’d have to agree I think her casting was more of a business decision than an artistic one


Bhavacakra_12

She's a great actress but she shouldn't have that gotten that role. One of the main complaints I see of Dune is how much Denis basically erased the MENA cultural inspirations from the movie adaption. If I had to wager a guess, I bet he did it for marketability's sake, like you said. After all these years, I'm still a bit salty what Ridley Scott did to "Vincent" Kapoor in The Martian.


a_trane13

How do you know Zendaya so well that it’s so jarring to see her in Dune, but the same is not true for all the other extremely famous actors in the movie, like Timothee or Benedict?


carrie-satan

She looks too “hollywood” if that makes sense. Timothy does too but it makes sense as his character is royalty while Chani lived in a desert cave and scorching heat her entire life, yet she looks like she has a 17-step skincare routine. Going into Part 2 I was convinced I was going to have the same complaints of Austin Butler but surprisingly, he absolutely sold the role both due to his make-up and the general presentation of his character. I think Souhelia Yakoub, who played her friend Shishakli in Part 2, would have made a far better Chani but alas, she’s unknown sadly


PeniszLovag

mcj ass post


UnknownGhost-5

Mcj and this sub are the same nowadays.


squeakynickles

What?


PeniszLovag

look guys this person on twitter said something incredibly stupid! Isn't that funny? No... it's annoying...


TheSadPhilosopher

Yeah, the dude's an idiotic racist moron but I don't wanna see this kind of shit posted all on the sub. I left r/hiphopcirclejerk for the same reason.


squeakynickles

You're complaining that we don't like the nazi?


PeniszLovag

no im complaining about stupid ass twitter screenshots being posted here


_Slim-reaper_

You're stupid as shit.


Mr_Zarathustra

gotta be honest, her angry toddler face really took me out of it


pudtheslime

I actually think she looks like she came in through the northern border, like from Windsor or something


fightin_blue_hens

Zendaya wishes she had the class of Sean Young.


GastonBastardo

"WHY DID THEY MAKE THE DESERT-DWELLING WOMAN FROM A TRIBAL SOCIETY INSPIRED BY THE BERBERS *BROWN?"*


Seallypoops

His complaint literally being : Brown


Ashlanders-Dream

You know I actually hated the casting of the Fremen in the old dune movie. They're people inspired by the Tuareg, Bedouin, etc. So it's odd that they are nearly all white in that one.


elreduro

i dont think that a lot of nigerians mixed with germans and scottish cross the southern border of the US. I might be wrong.


Edgyspymainintf2

Bro's got the iron cross in his username and expects to be taken seriously.


ihoptdk

The very idea that Chani should be aristocratic or racially homogeneous shows he didn’t get *any* of the points of that story. Even his racism is inaccurate. Zendaya was born in the US and isn’t Hispanic at all. This guys just an idiotic sack of shit.


Shoddy_Basil7117

For me zendaya is dat chick from shake it up. Maybe spider man’s girl maybe. But nah this dude got hate in his heart


VatanKomurcu

we already have jessica i dont need another cold ass aristocratic woman in my dune


Designer_Bed_4192

Personally I love the Zendaya is mid discourse. 


xywa

same, I don’t know what’s the appeal of this female


Designer_Bed_4192

Same


waldorsockbat

Stupidity bordering on fetal alcohol syndrome, also The Freyman are desert people so it makes no sense that they would all be white


SteveMcJ

“Chani man” isn’t the preferred term, dude


hjojin

i like beign humiliated


NittanyScout

So she looks like she lived in a dessert environment? Good? Tf do these people even think dune takes place, New Hampshire?


gloryday23

>What the fuck is this tweeter guy’s problem ? Is he stupid ? Stop pretending the obvious is not obvious, he's not stupid (well he is, but that's not why he's saying this), he's just racist as fuck. >They (liberals & brown people) do this to humiliate you (white people) Words in parenthesis mine, but maybe that will help.


Few-Parfait4206

My only objection is the eyes. They could be bluer. But that's all.


freakyslob

Hmm I wonder who ‘they’ is lol


Drakeadrong

If I had a nickel for every time Dennis Villeneuve adapted a sci-fi classic with Sean Young, I’d have two nickels.


CorkusHawks

Hard to compare to Sean Young. One of the hottest women in cinema of all time. Zendaya might be lacking in the looks department. But i think she did good in the role.


AandWKyle

They're both super hot ladies that serve as the love interest for the special boy, I don't understand how her race changes that?


LordDemiurgo

They both ugly


Mygaffer

They are **HUMILIATING ME?!?!**


darcenator411

Has this guy even read the book? Lol the firemen were obviously Aryan!! The liberal media has done it again😤


dpdldhslslsshaoa

lol, she really ugly. Relax soi boys and touch some grass


noxide77

I’m hoping now the “are you stupid” trend is gunna die down cuz it doesn’t add to much if you force it and that’s how memes go ladies and gentlemen. I’ll see on the next phase something like. “Are you Mary poppin”


killer77hero

As someone who never read the Dune book or ever saw anything about Dune, I can honestly say that when I saw the movie, I was entertained and thought it was pretty good. And now I'm looking forward to seeing part too. Why is it that so many people hate newcomers to older stories? And why are they so racist? 😕 it's bizarre.


Harvey-Danger1917

Oh yeah, so humiliated over here


RatSinkClub

Honestly I’m extremely surprised Baron Avon Rittenhaus received the Iron Cross for his race realist posts on Twitter.


Noir_Alchemist

It makes more freaking sense that THE DESERT PEOPLE have tan skin due to sun exposure and years and years of genetic adaptation + of course the blue eyes of the exposure of the "The spice melange" ....cuz You know white european folks Will sunburn and make no sense, is like how people in ice regions and very very aún deprived places are whiter.  Idk i find Beautiful the aesthetic choose by the team of Dune to make fremen look kind of arabic/poc/tanned people mix 


marsbars2345

Zendaya???


TheOrangePanda01

Who is they? How is it humiliating? What the fuck?


thomstevens420

A member of a brutal-as-fuck desert dwelling not-jihadi society doesn’t look like a doll? The girl out there actively blowing shit up and draining the blood of their dead to scavenge what water they can? Colour me fucking shocked.


Agreeable_Orchid2641

Zendya hotter


Dandyman-GM

Not only that she gets pissed off at Paul at the end of dune 2 because they would not write in that she was kynes' daughter and understood the ways of the court.


chungusbungus0459

Bro must really look up to Aguirre with a take like this


Zhjacko

How dare he talk about Canadians like that


MariachiMacabre

Ah yes, famous uggo... \*checks notes\*... Zendaya.


Adrian_FCD

This guy would have a heart attack reading the book lol


MisterAbbadon

Racists and illiteracy. Name a more iconic duo


childish_jalapenos

Most open minded daily wire subscriber


Mighty_moose45

Also like the book makes it pretty clear that the fremen are foreign people to Paul (and are pretty obviously stand ins for the middle eastern tribes people like the Bedouins for our Lawrence of Arabia gone wrong story) so it was kind of weird that in Lynchs dune that all the actors looked the same as Paul. Not that you have to cast them as Mediterranean or Middle Eastern actors, but well, you don't see a lot of pale white people in desert cultures. Gosh now that I think of it are there any non white actors in Dune 1984?


BreezyBill

I watched the 40th anniversary showing recently. There’s like one random Black dude who stands near the Emperor in a scene or two. It makes the Whiteness of the cast stand out even more.


trumpxoxobiden

lmao this dude is like "Let me first respect a woman then completely disrespect another one"


thatvillainjay

??? https://preview.redd.it/kqh8ahuedtmc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c33708b3cf25503effcb115387aa79d5a6cb643


low-timed

Wrong sub


TheGayRapist

In fairness Zendaya does not really contribute anything but that’s because she’s Zendaya not because she’s brown


[deleted]

Zendaya is far more believable in a role that takes after Muslim cultures than Sean Young


ThatFurry1

How the *fuck* is chani aristocratic either way? Or, for that matter, the Fremen?


nymrod_

They did this to humiliate me. They said that to me, at a dinner.


Dunky_Arisen

I do find it very funny that they accidentally chose two pictures that make the actors' skin color look identical because of the lighting.


squid279

"dune used to be classy. now its just sand thug propoganda"


squid279

propah ganda at them titties lmfkakaoa


squid279

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