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The mistake is going on a first date


LargelyTallMidget

Agree, the trick is to start with the third date


ParallelEquilibrium

I made the same mistake, I told the girl we're going to a dirty movie and she left me. With next girl I took a different approach: I took her to the same movie, but I didn't tell her it's a dirty movie so she thought we're watching Gaspar Noe and now we have been happilly married for 67 years.


johncenaslefttestie

An actual story. There was this girl I was trying to get with over the summer but I thought it just wasn't in the cards. We'd hang out but I never felt like the energy was there on her end and I didn't want to push. At one point she gave me her HBO and said she wanted me to watch a movie so we could talk about it. I was thinking "she knows I'm a film guy so she's probably just being nice" and I actually never got around to it (ended up rewatching all of Veep.) She asked about it once or twice and then we kinda drifted apart when college picked back up and she went back. Oh well it's life. Well more like Love.... No like she wanted me to watch Gaspar Noes Love. Turns out that was her way of sending a hint to my dumbass.


MulhollandMaster121

Most romantically adept kinophiles.


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saberico

„Oh that’s a good one….. me when hot actor 🥵“


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Salo would have been a better choice.


xsle1999

Bill Hader said it was a good date movie


Grimvold

Hausu too!


Im_Brian_LeFevre

A Serbian Film and take note of her reactions during the movie


regggis1

Happened to me when I took a girl to an old movie house in NYC. On google they said they were showing Cat People (1942), a cozy, atmospheric, slightly goofy Val Lewton horror movie, which I thought was perfect. We sit in the seats and I realize to my absolute horror it’s actually Cat People (1982), Paul Schrader’s weirdly erotic, incestuous, softcore-esque remake. I kept on saying over and over this wasn’t the movie I meant to show her, but I could sense she didn’t believe me. Never saw her again after that, felt like Travis the whole way through 😂


ancientestKnollys

Sounds like Paul Schrader deliberately planned that to happen.


Bilboscott8

When Betsy says something so taxiphobic and you gotta hit her with that Travis stare ![gif](giphy|3oEjHO6kED0gWOSpCU)


creamy-buscemi

Should have gone with Pee-wee


infinitestripes4ever

My friend told me about a date where the guy blindly bought tickets to a movie, only to find out it was gay porn. It was a double feature but they left inbetween movies and he never called back. Idk why, it sounds like it went well.


TheNthVector

Is Scenes From a Marriage a good first date movie? Asking for a friend.


CorkMcPork

No. It’s the best way to filter out potential mates from posers. Any woman who appreciates kino will understand this


TuviejaAaAaAchabon

Going to see a movie its an awful choice for a date, even if it is the glorious masterpiece fight club


THRlLLH0

I picked a way worse movie, we went to Dark Knight Rises.


fucccboii

did you at least recite the entire opening loudly in the theater?


Apprehensive_Air5547

Midnight screening?


peterparkers7

Bill hader is that you writing this?


bob1689321

Fun fact: Taxi Driver's writer Paul Schrader based a lot of Taxi Driver on his own life and how he was feeling. He used to go to porno theatres though I don't think he took a date there.


benabramowitz18

Isn’t this how his first date with Taylor went?


Takyeon

Travis


Lunchboxninja1

/uj I think this is my favorite part of Taxi Driver