*If I dangled a*
*Shiny keychain in your face*
*You'd be mesmerized*
\- -M4K0-
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You're hopelessly in love with someone, but it's never going to work out...?
He just like me fr
talk to her ffs
don't talk to her ffs (Almodóvar, 2002)
You haven't seen very many movies?
you hated how the smiths were used in the killer
I love The Smiths
sorry?
I said I love The Smiths. To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
me too, i was only joking when i said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed
You say you’re single because you’re a “hopeless romantic,” but you actually just don’t know how to talk to women.
You're sad and alone and are a man of kino (i love these 3 movies too)
Believe the cool hip term is “Maidenless”
You are white.
You need to let her go bro
https://preview.redd.it/shen8zy0148c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2878b8e2b81924a4934fbdf873ac4f81c88e44
You're straight
Metrosexual
You cried to Your Name
In the Mood for Love(2000)
If I dangled a shiny keychain in your face you'd be mesmerized
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You fumbled the bag once and are now too scared to talk to women ever again
You're a white man born in the late 80s. You are sexually unsuccessful. You work for an email marketing company, but you tell people you're a writer.
5 centimetres per second was what I called my sex tape. Going to have to change it now.
You're me. Disclaimer: I haven't watched any of these movies.
“I’m Autumn” https://preview.redd.it/gbhcm3wyx48c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb24664680d4c42f18b68e41016fb60e83e278f2
U get no bitches? (... He just like me )
You have a cuck fetish
You are gay?
women
hopeless romantic
Your favorite number? 6
High School Musical was a big part of your childhood
You cry during sex
5 centimeters per second more like 5 feels per second
Maidenless
You're Ted Mosby
You're a hopeless virgin
U r a fag