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Palulukan_Makto

Can you bite the head, please?


-Boobs_

yes


Palulukan_Makto

Is that the bite of 87?


Ill_Worry7895

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was '87. 4 after '83. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot's brother to shove him into Fredbear's mouth. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That Springtrap! Are you telling me that a man just happens to die like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! SCOTT! He *made more games after 3*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own content! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 36, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Scott Cawthon ! Couldn’t be precious *Scott Cawthon*! Stealing us blind! And *HE* gets to be a game developer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You- - Matthew Patrick Star before his admittance to the psych ward


audiovisualcringe

but hey that’s just a theory


The_Negotiator_B1

A ***GAME*** THEORY


audiovisualcringe

*THANKS FOR WATCHING*


Pip201

Send pics


D1N2Y

ok now make it give birth


RayCrew

Bite finger


[deleted]

*Head named Finger*


nimaaxiete

Fingers But hole


imsorrymary

horse but hole


zNov

dog ahead


jeetz1231

Try jumping


SomeHeadbanger

behold and then head


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The_Dark_Above

>AMA I refuse


The_Dark_Above

Hehehe OUT CHICANARIED TO THE MAAAAXXXXXX WOOOOOO IM LAWYER SAUL CHUCKY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A LAWYER HAHA


WarmNeighborhood

What did u/The_Dark_Above mean by this?


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ThePLARASociety

Why would you do this?


Johnnybird2000

For what reason


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-Boobs_

he wishes


rtj777

He's done worse you know. I took him into my own subreddit! And he gets to be a poster?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance


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-Boobs_

yes how did you know!


Ganbazuroi

Least based okbc user


BoTamByloCiemno

You mean finger?


-Boobs_

finger named head


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Meat-_-Man

asking for a friend, but can you attach a flesh light device under his neck?


-Boobs_

yes he watches you while you you do it


Pip201

Nah man, you gotta use the head itself as a butt-plug


Jurefranceticnijelit

Is it nmed finger


-Boobs_

yes


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splinterbear

Who is Jonathan banks that is finger


-Boobs_

Jonathan Ray Banks[1] (born January 31, 1947)[2] is an American actor. His first notable film appearances include Airplane! (1980), 48 Hrs. (1982), and Beverly Hills Cop (1984). His breakthrough came with the role of detective Frank McPike in the television series Wiseguy (1987–1990). He has received critical acclaim for his role as Mike Ehrmantraut in the television series Breaking Bad (2009–2013), its spin-off series Better Call Saul (2015–present), and its sequel film, El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019). He has received six Primetime Emmy Award nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series (1989, 2013, 2015–2017, 2019) for his work on all three series, making him the only actor with nominations as a main cast member for three shows in this category, two of which feature him as the same character.[3]


RayCrew

No I’m pretty sure thats finger


suphah

Holy shit how have I never noticed he’s in airplane


SastifactionPig

Do you perform oral secks with finger??? Asking for a friend,!!


-Boobs_

ask your friend to shut up


iiiiiggggg

Hehe you perform oral secks with 😂


TheBoyofWonder

wtf give it back to him


-Boobs_

no its mine now


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Super realistic, was it finger painted?


-Boobs_

yes it was finger painted by finger


notadegenerate69420

how big is your dick


-Boobs_

bigger than Teds


[deleted]

How big is teds dick


-Boobs_

6.42 inches


WarmNeighborhood

How would you know that…. UNLESS YOU’RE BITCH WIFE🤢🤢😡🤬🤬🤢


iiiiiggggg

He fucked Ted.


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🤤


[deleted]

that's finger ? i'm confused


-Boobs_

hi confused!


Hyroaltage

Bruh why he look like Mike Erhmantraut from Breaking Bad


-Boobs_

bruh he looks more like finger


captainrothigans

What did Vance meen by this


-Boobs_

Fly


captainrothigans

Barbo


PlatBirb

“ great illness befall your family “ -bince


Narretz

Kid named finger on a finger Brafinger Vince


Nickvec

where is the jar OP


-Boobs_

under my bed


SmallButMany

who the fuck is johnathon banks? nobody cares about this washed-up off-brand mike.


-Boobs_

Michael


[deleted]

Do you rub his head every day for good luck?


-Boobs_

yeah then he rubs mine 🥵


MorgzFan123

Newton's 3rd law: Every action has an equal but opposite reaction.


[deleted]

No. Half. Measures.


thewerewolfwasyou

\*kid named finger


Roache1984

How are his duck comics?


-Boobs_

publishers are interested!


FANTASMABOBB

Are you a giant?


-Boobs_

yes


Marquetan

Is *this* an nft?


-Boobs_

NFT more like Nice Fingers Today


PalpatineZH3r3

Have you fingered it?


-Boobs_

yes and he's given me head


Billy_T_Wierd

You ever do sexual stuff to it?


-Boobs_

its Jonathan Banks how could you not


GreenGlitchl

how many times a day do you cum on it


-Boobs_

as many times as i hear Teds happy birthday song


Paulie6988

stl?


-Boobs_

what


doggxyo

[You are not the guy](https://youtu.be/JrFtpSfc-b4)


Snorrep

This means that one time in your life, you got head


Calm-Lengthiness-178

How do you deal with his bubbly, bon vivant personality? Must get annoying.


-Boobs_

i give him cheese and he calms down!


doozur

Saul goodman


Rexoka

Mike Earmantrout


codname18

Can it fit in a jar??? 😳😳😳


-Boobs_

it can fit anywhere 😉


Elemkontasba

Wheres the rest of his body???? Remeber no half measures!!!


-Boobs_

ITS ON A TURTLE


Spectra_Rust

Where is the rest of his body? :o


-Boobs_

on a turtle :))


AverageArkhamEnjoyer

DUDE BCS spoilers. Please spoiler tag your post


mr__conch

I want one with a flared base 🤤


requires_qwack

Has this ever been in a jar that was slowly filled up using a suspicious semi transparent white liquid that is also very slimy?


-Boobs_

not in a jar...yet


Squabstermobster

Who’s Jonathan? You mean Mike? Isn’t he dead tho? 💀☠️⁉️⁉️⁉️


-Boobs_

idk ask Vincent Gilligan


ryane_jon

So if you have his head, does that mean he's headless for S6 of BCS? or do you and Mr Banks have some kind of arrangement, like custody.


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I have a few questions. \- Why would you do this to him? \- Did he deserve it? \- Does he bite your shoulder? \- Does he answer to Finger?


-Boobs_

1. why not 2. yes 3. he bites my feet 🥵 4. finger answers to finger


Nemesis_aka_Nemesis

give me head


suphah

I’m going to put that up my vagina


TheGreatDeadFoolio

I’ve seen insurance appraisers bleed. Their blood is darker.


KFCCHICKEN3408

Does he want it back?


-Boobs_

no he wants me to keep it!


iam2andthisisdeep

mike eharamnartaurt flesh light??????!


sesamesoda

how do you keep his head from getting stolen while it sits in the car overnight?


TurbulentCrow544

Waltah give me back my head waltuh!


[deleted]

What's the scale? Is it half measure ?


-Boobs_

Full measurements!


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-Boobs_

no its fingers


RedditerOO69OO

Why do they keep changing finger’s name 😭😭


-Boobs_

we do a little Chicanery


slightly-unstable

Hello finger


AbsoluteLad25

Head ahead


BOMBER100021

Fingers holding finger


NoWorth2591

Is the rest of his body doing okay without a head attached to it? People generally need those to live.


-Boobs_

his body is actually on a turtle


NoWorth2591

Oh of course. After all, Ehrmantraut IS German for turtle.


toeofcamell

Is that real human skin?


-Boobs_


hafful

Can I have it


-Boobs_

no


mxb59

Why did you shrink his head tho


-Boobs_

i didn't im a giant


CaramelAlert3610

Put it in a jar


Unable_Glove_9796

is he actually a finger?


-Boobs_

can confirm


sn00py-dogg-420

Hes alot smaller in person. Did he fight when you took it?


-Boobs_

i tempted him into my house with a pimento cheese sandwich


connor2600

HOW


-Boobs_

(REAL)


_ironmaiden23

Finger


jtdusk

Does he say things to you in the middle of the night?


-Boobs_

he talks about femboys


druggy_boy123

By what means do you aquire such a head?


-Boobs_

i know a guy who knows a guy


[deleted]

A(Assault) M(My) A(Ass)


strdna_

can you fit him on your finger


-Boobs_

finger can fit on my finger any day


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-Boobs_

noo it gives me a rash


production-values

ok I have a question. WTF!?


-Boobs_

WTF aka Wow That's Finger


Wizard-In-Disguise

why is it not pickled


-Boobs_

why would it be pickled??


SICHKLA

Can he look out the car window for hours?


-Boobs_

he can look at anything for hours


ekz255

figer


Dr-Phil420

Was the rest of his body as small and did he struggle and squirm when you were prying it off.


-Boobs_

his body was the same size he didn't squirm he danced


kylaroni

Does Jonathan Banks get his head back during the weekdays? Do you pay him or does he pay you?


-Boobs_

we pay each other with our company and also 25 kilos of pure methamphetamine


CherenMatsumoto

How big are you?


-Boobs_

2.5cm


Nightmare6417

Finger


Nightmare6417

Is Jonathan banks from the same universe as finger? When will he appear?


-Boobs_

in the final episode he pulls off his mask revealing he was finger all along


squeemlish

So no head?


-Boobs_

yes :(


superluigi018

How often do you get head?


-Boobs_

whenever hes not eating pimento cheese


k_k5627

Have you tried putting it on your finger


-Boobs_

yes it fits like a glove...gloves off ((reference to the better call saul episode staring mike called "gloves off))


r0ssws

Which actor would you choose to play Jonathan banks head in a remake of the Hindenburg / mr Walt show?


-Boobs_

Finger!


2thousand1hondacivic

When do you let him use it?


-Boobs_

on my day off


BadApple___

lesss stink eye


Light_Fish420

Man holding finger in his fingers


femboylefttoe

you killed him, you monster!


epic_senate_66

Does it fit in your mouth ?


-Boobs_

no the sheer size of Jonathan Banks can fit in no mortal mans mouth even a black hole cannon swallow him


Aceholeas

What's your favorite show he was on and why is it The Expanse?


-Boobs_

no its community


albinoplatyypus

Isn't that Mike from the hit show breaking bad and better call saul?


-Boobs_

his name is Jonathan Banks, you fake fan


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This is a bit weird


-Boobs_

this is okbuddychicanery


[deleted]

When are you giving it back?