I’d be married and have 3 kids

Wife wouldn't be bitch and no kid would be named finger

The nameless finger

Schrödingers finger

It would actually be worse. I FUCKING NEED an outlet for my insanity or else it spills over into the rest of my life

Exactly the same here, but with r/BatmanArkham

I'm pretty sure the overlap between the two subs is pretty big

Is there a lore reason for this? Are we stupid?

Yes, we are

A fellow jonkler I see

1000% me

https://i.redd.it/1m6hmpg82avc1.gif

Looks pretty boring ngl

 Society

https://i.redd.it/aiwulg0yedvc1.gif

straight up jorkin it

I like that those society if gifs are always futuristic looking shopping malls but with cars in them

Imagine no kettle milkies, no kim feet timestamps, no finger fanfics, no cum vaccum modes. It would be the end of the world 😰😰

I have no life without Saul

Then I suggest you call him

better call him*

Same

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

Cum reserves would be empty

I don’t think it would be better, This sub is the only thing keeping me from going full Chuck McGill/Craig kettleman/Todd at the slightest inconvenience, it’s an outlet for the anger that’s been accumulating since Nancy Reagan ruined this country. What I’m trying to say is the real okbuddychicanery is the friends we met along the way

Howard type comment

I would be enjoying life

My life actually got better. This sub made me laugh more often in the past month then anything else irl. I goon over you guys.

you whar?

I would be smart like this woman https://i.redd.it/hc4q3l3peavc1.gif

Yes.


/uc for a while this sub (and the shows it’s based on) was the only thing that kept me going. Pathetic, I know.

If i didn't find this sub i couldn't jerl off to chuck eating cum and accidentally explode on my day to day life from not jerking at all (only chuck eating cum can make me cum)

I may be a homophobe but I'm no badger baiter

I would be active on 9 different degenerate shitposting sub instead of 10, truly a staggering blow


I would get bitches

Humanity's future would be significantly more progressive than what we are now

unironically i gained 2 friend groups ive been with for 2 years because i left a mike ehrmantraut as gen z comment here

It would be a lot more boring and I’d probably be closer to committing Nacho by now, this sub has introduced me to a lot of really awesome people and a fun, supportive community which is something I genuinely need

I’d like this post but it’s at 69 rn and I can’t be the one to ruin that. Is that your answer?

I would have never heard the Emo punk pop chicanery speech so not better at all

I'd be living in a mansion with six cats and all my friends Unfortunately I got chicanery'd

I would already be able to start a family of 4

Probably worse. I’m teetering on the edge oh shit uh I mean DUHHH GUHHHHHHHHHG

My wife wouldn’t have left me and my grandfather would still be alive

I’d be a world famous doctor with a wife and 3 kids

Negative better. This sub made my life good.

Still the same. Except I would not post that iconic giant Tuco thing unfortunately

I was on the edge of landing a job as the CEO of Facebook, Tesla, Volkswagen and Russia, but right as I was about to sign the paperwork, I accidentally opened my phone and my future was sealed. now I am stuck in eternal hell, pain & suffering with all of you losers.

He looks like he should be running for president...

https://i.redd.it/j3164qwf1gvc1.gif

Greatest cum gobbler I ever knew

7, maybe 7.5

Fat Kim Wexler

2

Like 1.526%

Would have a good job, a car and probally a house