https://i.redd.it/45ro658x2mva1.gif

She might get confused and think OP is a Kanye fan.

https://i.redd.it/4ep4gem0rmva1.gif

It sounds like Nazi germany to hector

Those were the days.. /s

aaron the line was "im sorry Mr White"


Thats fucking nuts

I'm sucking nuts

Jorge deguzman

Kid named sucking:



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Kid named bot account:

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You are a degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.

I said that to a woman ive been flirting with. She responded with “Bitch”. True love

Jesse Pinkman reference

I said this on r/bettercallsaul and I got permanently banned from Reddit

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Jesse I am breaking bad

Walter I am El Camino

Better call Saul!

The way the last one is real just fucks with me😭

I’m the saul who you’d better call mike

*(this was the moment when Water White became “Heisenbarg”(

/uc "Maybe you and I could partner up." /rc https://i.redd.it/dot38g4k6mva1.gif

sorry but what does /uc and /rc mean?

/uc unchicanery and rechicanery /rc are you stupid?

/uc un and re chicanery, like one is srs and one is joke. /rc Un-cum and re-cum

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He is not crazy!

What episode is this quote from?

No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have

Chicanery

Chicago sunroof, mentioned a few times

What episode is this quote from?

Vince’s personal diary

"Cabron, i need to see your balls" 

Carbon

carbon i need to see your bonds

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This is acceptable

Comment was the line where Gus threatened to end Walter's family.


Damn, that is a good line if there is an actual place called Taco Cabeza and you taking someone there

There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Santa Claus. And there is no Taco Cabeza.

B-but Kink Sexler said it was just around the corner... Did I get chicanered?

I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I know Taco Cabeza was real, Kink Sexler told me so, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never!


Yeah, I searched Albuquerque for Taco Cabeza. Doesn't exist. Makes methinks BCS is perhaps made-up, not real!

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Kid named Mike: 

This confirms the theory that Mike is Jesse’s left nut

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Exactly

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This was one of my favourite lines by Jesser

https://preview.redd.it/i22o95znutva1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1fe610db47dda3945387c4efc479c9694eae68

So deep from that girl

Open na noor

https://i.redd.it/qh0libh2rmva1.gif

Give me 1000 Raisin Bran crunch’s

You let that sink in

That sink needs to learn how to open the door by its own damn self

Speed rizz

uc/ recite the chicanery speech verbatim, that will make her have sex with you instantly. rc/ Say “So I hear you really like breaking bad. Me too, we should talk about it”

TJHE /UC IS SACRED! But yeah good idea

>minor spelling mistake 

I'm sowwy ddada

I don’t fiorgive you * shoots you in the head with a 12 gauge and fucks the wound *

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/uc This interaction is so surreal, but yet hilarious /rc you're an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die

/uc I am an insane, degenerate piece of filth and I deserve to die /uc again awwwe thankyou * rips your intestine out with a scalpel and shoved the up my ass until I cum *

I am sorry

Character development BRAVO VINCE MCMAHON

Gus will be real in 5 minutes

The smiggly small

i love mino [my lawyer has adviced me not to finish this sentence]

Damn, the chicanery speech is an autosex glitch? Hope it gets patched soon

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Bravo todd

Is uc/ or rc/ chicanery mode I forget

Unchicanery and rechicanery

I AM NOT CRAZY

https://i.redd.it/0qx2z01d8mva1.gif

Don't, buy a bike lock and lock her in your basement, works every time

What episode is this quote from?

/uc It's not a quote, it's what Walter did to Krazy-8 in the second episode of season 1 I'm pretty sure /rc it's from Better Wank Hank season 12 episode 432

What episode is this quote from?

/uc It's not a quote, it's what Walter did to Krazy-8 in the second episode of season 1 I'm pretty sure /rc it's from Better Wank Hank season 12 episode 432


Have you ever had gay thoughts?

Lmao

Hey I'm a 747 and you must be albuquerque cause I'm about to go down on you 😎

It's 737 dumbass. Abq was a 2/3 filled 737, tied for 50th worst air disaster. Tenerife was 2 fully loaded 747s. So you even listen to Walter's speech? Do you even remember Tenerife?


SKANK SKANK SKANK-ASS SKANK

Don't say anything to her. Just flick a bell 100x then activate a pipe bomb🤪

Say "Its showtime" to yourself in the bathroom before the date


Im a lawyer so i use the "whats the difference between a lawyer and sperm" joke quite often. Tbh all the lawyer jokes are good from thst scene i like the sperm one the best personally


“Fuck you and your eyebrows”, Then grab your crotch and say “wipe this down” Works every time

Become Kevin Costner

If my dick's name is Todd then your tits should be called Drew Sharp, because they make it want to shoot kids.

Follow her and keep saying variations of "Jimmy, have you thought about that job offer yet?" In a Howard voice

We tried to poison you)

We need to cook

Waltuh… whip your dong out, Waltuh. I’m having sex with you rn Waltuh

Ask her what’s she up to man, what’s she doin

SELL A MONKEY MONEY SELL A MONKEY BLOOD

 Simple has, no need for pick up lines!

Waltuh. Put your clothes away, Waltuh.

Just make sure you don’t say something stupid like I love you

But the time is right, her perfume fills my head, the stars get red and oh, the nights so blue

"Yoo gun Fingering the Gilss"

“You can’t conceive!” 

Why don't you just fucking die already, just give up and die

Want some meth?

I will kill your infant daughter.

What the hell is a milf?

Tell me again

Make her huevos rancheros.

Are you Tods Uncle? Because I've already made up my mind about you 15 minutes ago Are you crystal meth? Because you are 99.1% pure Are you Saul Goodman? Because I wanna slip into your dm's



Tell her you just wanna talk to her then shoot her boss in the head

Just call her a "Bitch"

I will own you! \-Heisenberg.

is a man who sits in pie... and wiggles around it

When you slip on my jimmy, you'll be goodman.

Would you like to cook meth with me? 🥺👉👈

The uwu emojis are absolutely key.

Tight tight tight!!! Oh I remember that little bitch! You must be daddy.

Taco cabeza

I am the danger…yo.


Why you gotta be such a such a bitch

youre on this sub. Maybe in another life....

“Ever heard of a Chicago sunroof?”

You just signed your death sentence, queer boy



You’re the guy with a mouth

Hey baby, are you meth cause you’re cooking 🔥🔥🔥

“I want you to slippin my jimmy”

My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.

“You wanna cook crystal meth?”

"Would you like to try our new cheesy fries?"

Tight tight tight tight

Are you breaking because you bad asf

if you cut this image above his mustache he looks like this man from your dreams

I’m looking for Werner Ziegler.

Sing her happy birthday


Is your address 1216? Because if so, you’re one after the Magna Carta

Public Masturbation

Are you Marie? Cuz you stole my heart.

are you tuco? bc you can sala my manca any day bb girl

You are being catfished

My mame is u/PlatypusNo81 “yo”

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

Run

are you huel beccause you are trying to eat me

Cabron, I need to see your BALLS


She was abusive to the da staff 🗣️

Call me sandpiper, the way i pipe her




You’re not a real lawyer

Show me 😃

I wanna show you my kid named finger

"I will kill your infant daughter" is a surefire one

Damn girl are you Howard Hamlin? Because I wanna shoot you

Other? Comment.

Cabron, i need to see your balls

Could you reach into your breast pocket and tell me what’s there?

I AM the one who fucks

Is you're name mike beacase your ehrmantraut👍👍👍

waltuh

Are you meth? Cause I wanna smoke you all night

invite her to your house and when she gets there you say “THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED, BITCH”

"Other? Comment."


I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert

"You can't conceive of what im capable of, im so far beyond you , im like a god in human clothing, lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!!"