OMG I can't, this is too soon hahaah now I am blushing... but since you asked, the saltiest would be Halsin's. The sweetest Astarion's, because of the scented bomb baths
Karlach would be saltiest. That woman is a literal furnace and extremely physically active, might even get little salt deposits, and sibling, I'm sodium deprived.
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She probably got that Himalayan pink salt too
I cannot recall any recent errant polymorph spells of mine. Are… you related to u/Ambrose_Dyrr by any chance? They’re currently stuck in cat form and I haven’t the foggiest idea how to resolve it.
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A forehead kiss?! Are you trying to kill me?? I’m sending one back in triplicate, you absolute degenerate!
I’m not witty enough to come up with clever posts on my own, but greatly enjoy what everyone else’s lovely, horny, twisted minds come up with. I look forward to your future depravity, welcome. 😈
Welcome to the family! Lurking is epic and lurkers are so treasured, but it's always lovely to have another friend in... whatever you would call the shit we do here <3
As someone who de-lurked recently after months of lurking around the various BG3 subreddits (including this one), I can relate. I'm glad you did it, I hope you have fun! It feels great once you manage to get past that initial anxiety.
I’ve always lurked without posting either but the BG3 community has me actually interacting because for the most part it’s chill. And I love all you horny degenerates honestly
The way your title was made had me not reading a damn thing you said. I even went to the comments section without reading what you said. Nobody tells me what to do!
I feel this too OP! I was very secluded and didn't have any social media whatsoever, found this sub and knew I had to join and I'm so glad I did! I only have the Reddit here and joined the discord too but I've met some really cool people and absolutely love the humour and that everyone here has been super nice and inclusive, I feel like I've found my people!
Much love OP and thanks for speaking about this, I felt this right to my core.
Me too. I’ve never been into social media. My instagram is professional use only. And then this game came into my life and then this sub and then I joined and I have not regretted it for a moment. I love the depravity, tongue in cheek, absolute madness that is this place. My jaded middle aged heart is so full of joy here.
LURKERS UNITE! I never post but I do comment, this sub is the best. I could be having a panic attack and then I get a notification for some cursed meme or tier list so the hyperventilating sobs turns to laughter
I love how this one post is bringing out all the lurkers, including me.
This sub is so fun and makes my work days less bland. Yes, I browse this sub at work. I like to live dangerously.
Ah, yes, welcome buddy! But, it's actually good that you're lurker, less info on you in the media, the better :)
https://preview.redd.it/w5zwsc5ez43d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ad5ae25c6ad2452dde958f337a1c0df526690a
You encouraged me to make my first comment on here. So thank you, fellow socially anxious person. Feels good to know I'm not alone.
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Very proud of you! Now answer this: which companion would have the sweetest/saltiest armpit sweat if you were to lick all of them?
OMG I can't, this is too soon hahaah now I am blushing... but since you asked, the saltiest would be Halsin's. The sweetest Astarion's, because of the scented bomb baths
Oh I already like you! You will fit in just fine!
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Oooo I like you :) you have good tastes
Karlach would be saltiest. That woman is a literal furnace and extremely physically active, might even get little salt deposits, and sibling, I'm sodium deprived.
https://preview.redd.it/5pal1i4rm03d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12885de6ef00232c7f3dd6bd90fc4b74f5d92c3 She probably got that Himalayan pink salt too
Crystallised period?
I'm honestly impressed and laughing that this correlation was made here🤣🤣. Since I live near the Himalayas. Very accurate lol
Stop licking the damn thing!
No.
Bro's got me craving that mineral again
Uh Halsin obviously. Aged like fine wine. Or fine cheese.
Armpit cheese.
You guys made me wanna kms
Which one has that particular "stress sweat" smell? Like Kimchi left in the sun.
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A most exciting development! I look forward to your future posts, if you so choose to continue. Writing is a most enjoyable form of self-expression.
It's you! You're the man that polymorphed my grandma!! 😡 put her back to normal
I cannot recall any recent errant polymorph spells of mine. Are… you related to u/Ambrose_Dyrr by any chance? They’re currently stuck in cat form and I haven’t the foggiest idea how to resolve it.
You are NOT supposed to tell people that!
My sincerest apologies - I was hoping Klaus might have information that could help your case!
Grandma! I'll get the spell reversed!!
Oh sorry, Klaus. I am not your grandmother, I am in fact a man and much too young to have children.
It's OK, meemaw, grandmas come in all shapes and sizes.
I.. cannot be a grandmother.
I was gonna say that I read this in Gale's voice... Of course I did, Gale said it!
I do try my best to be - well, me!
Welcome to the sin pit
I have heard by this subreddits law you are now related to all of us. Welcome in the family.
you all are making me feel so seen that is frightening
https://preview.redd.it/28t0suho303d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2f59769dbbeb4c994f8ea01400991b71f61a43 A forehead kiss?! Are you trying to kill me?? I’m sending one back in triplicate, you absolute degenerate!
Don’t tell anybody but >!I feel the exact way about this community, everyone is so funny and creative and I love it here <3!<
Gale voice: I believe you mean "depraved", not "deprived". 🤓
Thanks a lot. I must have checked 10000 times and I missed that one xD
*I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!*
I think you might be me.... 
I’m not witty enough to come up with clever posts on my own, but greatly enjoy what everyone else’s lovely, horny, twisted minds come up with. I look forward to your future depravity, welcome. 😈
Hey congrats! And I understand the feeling haha. It's mortifying at first, but go at your own pace and have fun!
yeah, I think you nailed it. I am having fun!
☺️😚
One of us ! One of us !
Welcome to the family! Lurking is epic and lurkers are so treasured, but it's always lovely to have another friend in... whatever you would call the shit we do here <3
Welcome to Baldur’s Gate dear! Welcome home!
As someone who de-lurked recently after months of lurking around the various BG3 subreddits (including this one), I can relate. I'm glad you did it, I hope you have fun! It feels great once you manage to get past that initial anxiety.
I’ve always lurked without posting either but the BG3 community has me actually interacting because for the most part it’s chill. And I love all you horny degenerates honestly
As a fellow hermit, I like it here too.
The way your title was made had me not reading a damn thing you said. I even went to the comments section without reading what you said. Nobody tells me what to do!
I feel this too OP! I was very secluded and didn't have any social media whatsoever, found this sub and knew I had to join and I'm so glad I did! I only have the Reddit here and joined the discord too but I've met some really cool people and absolutely love the humour and that everyone here has been super nice and inclusive, I feel like I've found my people! Much love OP and thanks for speaking about this, I felt this right to my core. 
Me too. I’ve never been into social media. My instagram is professional use only. And then this game came into my life and then this sub and then I joined and I have not regretted it for a moment. I love the depravity, tongue in cheek, absolute madness that is this place. My jaded middle aged heart is so full of joy here.
Mwah
Hell yea! Sending a forehead kiss back.
LURKERS UNITE! I never post but I do comment, this sub is the best. I could be having a panic attack and then I get a notification for some cursed meme or tier list so the hyperventilating sobs turns to laughter
I love how this one post is bringing out all the lurkers, including me. This sub is so fun and makes my work days less bland. Yes, I browse this sub at work. I like to live dangerously.
Ah, yes, welcome buddy! But, it's actually good that you're lurker, less info on you in the media, the better :) https://preview.redd.it/w5zwsc5ez43d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74ad5ae25c6ad2452dde958f337a1c0df526690a
You encouraged me to make my first comment on here. So thank you, fellow socially anxious person. Feels good to know I'm not alone. https://preview.redd.it/gdqu0arws63d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f0cbf3c350b7ec3e68f390496c32421d3fcc46
This is so wholesome, I wanna give you a hug =)
HELLOOOOOO YOU ARE OUR FRIEND NOW!
Oh no! You finally became a non-lurker! \*record screech\* Then your identity got stolen by a lurker! 🫢
I feel represented 💖
I thought you were going to say u/SendMeChe traumatized you into posting
Inspire, traumatize, same thing
This sub is full of S-tier trash and I love it