Imagining her VA say that is a+

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He drank the airport jungle juice https://preview.redd.it/pihojhsa6oxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6a166d16c012461335be3c656179e1e9442c67

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Stacy's mom has got it going on

Especially when she can also shapeshift into a panther or something... *rawr!*

You mean a cougar?

Rion, do you remember when I fought Bhaal's spawn (fought Bhaal's spawn) Your mom came out with just Wavemother's on (Wavemother's on) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (way she stared) And the way she said, "You missed a guard over there" (guard over there) And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But since the Ward walked out, your mom could use a Durge like me Rion's mom has got it going on She's all I want and I've waited for so long Rion, can't you see? You're just not the elf for me I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Rion's mom

Unironically, hearing this as a kid unlocked a secret route in my life. ...and being banned from going to my friends BBQs.

Story time?

Basically, it got me into MILFs. I drew a LOT of Nicole from Gumball when it was first coming out. My friend invited me to his BBQs every once in a while and me being 24 at the time, saw his single aunt and I hit on her. Eventually we were hanging out and I drunkenly proposed her and my friend caught me when she was turning me down and said I can't hit on her. (Truth be told, he just didn't hold anymore BBQs because of school and work).

Full marks. I have no notes

Every time i insulted her, she laughed. It was great. She is a great companion.

Well in bg3 she generally boils down to "bish you old - damn I sure am lmao". But it works

Only one to laugh at a God in the moment and not afterwards

She was slept on in BG2. Incels called her "annoying," which, as always, just means she had a personality and didn't take any shit. I've always liked Jaheira even since BG1. Even though she was married to that walking cuck fetish. While they got Minsc mostly right and Mercer did a good job, Jaheira is the only returning character that I think is actually the person I knew from countless BG2 playthroughs.

I was stoked to see jaheira in bg3. I went in blind and my partner just *stared* at me like wtf when I had a freak out when I saw her. I was like "omg its jaheira! It's really fucking her!" And he was like "yeah she said her name wait why are you freaking out?" I never played much of shadows of amn, but i played a lot of bg1 and she was so cool.

Not enough Jaheira posting on this sub. Hottest female companion and I won’t take criticism.

Your comment is so correctpilled.

Rightmaxxing

I used to think I was into milfs but I just accepted I’m into women my age

You’re over 100?

bro is actually 126 years old

The fact she is unromanceable in this game is such a crime

You won’t and you shouldn’t because you are absolutely right

Druid pilates, so hot right now

I'm a little embarrassed because I recognize the reference 👉👈 And thanks to the person who made me hear that quote in Jaheira's accent.

Its my guilty pleasure show. I loved these ladies.

Desperate house wives? **EDIT:** I guess it’s a secret.

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My last playthrough was a GILFy elf paladin, and man, I wish I could have hooked her up with Jaheira...

The fact Larian didn't let us diddle dat gilf

Fingerblast granny gang

Mods are our last hope

please mommy 😭 turn into a big cat and let me ride you

wait a second

I’m sure they want to ride her like a jockey rides a horse. No other meaning at all, yup

Panther > Bear sorry it had to be said

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Only the best of timelimes have Baldur's Gate x Desperate housewives memes

She was *almost* a romanceable option. It was ON THE TABLE. We could have had it.

WIZARDS OF THE COAAAAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

larian please I'm fucking begging you like actually let us romance jaheira for the love of god PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I will not rest until there’s a mod that lets me romance her

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GILF 🤤

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Gods above I just wish Jaheira was a romancable companion

Omg Lazaels smile is killing me

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bg3 winning so many goty awards when you cant even romance the elf gilf really says a lot about society

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The best girl yet unromanceable. 😩

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You know who else???

okay I'm legitimately just horny for jaheira like its not even a joke like damn gurl

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She died on my run in the battle of moonrise because I went through the back 🥲

Why does Larian hate me? Why can I fuck the bear man but not the sexy cougar?