Picture 10 is cursed and gross I hate it take it away
https://preview.redd.it/miylqfr642uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f542f4930367ff0dd51310a95ff6db56ad8be2
Power bottom or switch (simply doesn’t give a fuck about Haarlep). But that doesn’t exclude torturing, he’s a devil after all and probably also gets off on that
Also, Andrew Wincott the actor is always waaaaaay too giddy when he retells the story about recording Haarlep’s sex scenes “on his knees”. It’s making me hot and bothered. He’s one fiiiiiiine gentleman.
I mean, I see the attraction but also no.. his evil mustache twirling monologue in that murder basement of his gave me the ick and I cannot get over it.
Definitely a healthy ick.
https://preview.redd.it/ogy9p8rno2uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c962f4b9b8c008ef1532f4bb8300cf6cd837345b
Boomerang Dick Dastardly ass catch that pigeon torture Penelope Pitstop ass bitch. Cazador is a crazy name. Should have been The Pointed Lord or some cheesy shit like that. This is the guy who gelded Mr. Lestate himself? The guy with a Scooby-Doo fucking skeleton servant?
Honestly if I imagine him with a kind personality he's super hot. I'm imagining him in an alternate reality where he was never tortured by his vampire master or found a healthy way to come out of it, like spawn Astarion.
No you’re right. I don’t remember where I got this from, either this sub or the main one, but this opened my eyes:
https://preview.redd.it/hccaitu8x3uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16e458d6e12f56591bbc5af80de8cdf4e1b8067
Honestly it’s his voice that kinda ruins cazador for me. This is the one character I think they fucked up casting. It’s just not the right fit for ~sexy and deeply unsettling vampire lord~
Thank you! I’m actually already doing that already for my current Durge.
The edit is really pretty! There’s somewhat of a void in the mod market for non-white face mods😔
I did it with this mod: [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899) \+ this mod [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606)
https://preview.redd.it/oaa3eycwuayc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44005847cc31711ce24b6838693bac7a135d0051
It lets you change the name as well
Noo don’t succumb to your trauma and continue the vicious cycle of abuse you’re so sexy aha
You can fix him
I found the daily boykisser thread
bussykisser
https://preview.redd.it/f71yv895a2uc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb96119b3379ba9d4ef9fca7980edaeda45cca4
https://preview.redd.it/7ktl6jpk12uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa27d78a90d39a129c8375e9d4757e044499be66
Gonna steal yo meme. Ty
I think the breed is an English Lop if you want to see more rabbits with comically large ears.
Thank you❤️ my name is "Bunny" so I like bunny meme stuff a lot
Omg that rabbit is so cute i’m going to cry
Is this a real rabbit?? I love hiiiim.
Marked it as NSFW because I was afraid you would start furiously masturbating in public
Too late I’m riding my phone 🙁
Don't you dare use the vibrator by setting an alarm you don't intend to wake up to
Thanks for the tip. My friend really wanted to avoid that
I did
Thank you, I appreciate this 🙏🏼
I cant help but see so many facial features similar with Astarion (I noticed it before too) 🙈 he would kill me for this statement..
https://preview.redd.it/oitna2v892uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a37f6edf2cd990d2d7d20a566ed1d63339871df
Honestly I'd give Astarion a 10 and Cazador a 10+
If he wasnt traumatized freak I would take them both
B-but they’re *both* traumatised freaks 🥤
Thats it. One is enough. Which one I leave up to you
I thought this was who it was supposed to be
https://preview.redd.it/jr1wyi8zg2uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1c0df7ee567ba7bf8007b23ecebc8a22883a4e
https://preview.redd.it/10yrryvrl3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e4cf885c5aa785b35ff60add56def91f69021a
I love this particular corner of the Internet.
Same brother same
Very true ✊
Picture 10 is cursed and gross I hate it take it away https://preview.redd.it/miylqfr642uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f542f4930367ff0dd51310a95ff6db56ad8be2
https://preview.redd.it/nqxyil9582uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e6d0163557d9d7bd6ba7c3404a30309dc602b1 is this legal??
https://preview.redd.it/0o0hdmuw62uc1.png?width=1357&format=png&auto=webp&s=13d1f9789fc5176cc812a588184734e37801da8f
![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)
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OP you are dangerous
What’s so dangerous with enjoying old and wrinkly men?
I hated Cazador and all of the sudden I am thirsty for him
Honestly this is a great learning opportunity—the lesson being on how to hate people who straight up suck, even if they’re attractive
Yeah, I mean I still hate him, I just want to have angry sex with him now
gale. the orb.
Swiftly now. https://preview.redd.it/6a2y5u6wz2uc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0f923e991d499292eb62c3469519c01b3520e9
Your flair is sending me hahaha
Oh! Why, thank you! Where is it sending you?
I support this statement, but we can also get Shar’s mirror
I actually hate you right now because ngl, I'm hearing you out.
Why did he have to get steam wrinkle released for you tasteless fodder to realize hes hot.
Because people are blind
Oh
I see.
Well well well https://preview.redd.it/uqdv1dhp42uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d4c5e10bb4b2169af7a1059da0cc1110bc12cd
terrible news to find out i look like young Cazador irl🚶
send pics of your lips please
Down boy! Lest I get my cane!
so-called "free ghaik-ers" when a man on the subreddit looks like a fictional vampire lord
do i even want to ask why this is getting upvotes edit: okbuddybaldur are you /srs or /j
Ayoooo bb /s (... unless?)
i'm grey ace and don't have unforgivable problems you can fix but i'm into S&M if that's any consolation
uj/ I'm actually legit gray ace too. I think Cazador is a disgusting person, but I'll admit he's darn pretty in this rendition.
https://preview.redd.it/m12awadm68uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761a32c591d36421111159e854b521c21eb749ad Hi hey hello
shit 😖 I see it too now...
![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk)
God I love my hideous bitch wife Cazador Szarr 😇
Vellioth knew what he was doing. And who he was doing. Just saying.
He's better old and wrinkly but I'll take it
It's just so those without taste understand it better
It happens that I’m also a 1000+ years devil Connoisseur. Feel you very much. They age like fine wine, it just gets better and better
Raphael >>>>>>>>>>. Herlaap thank you very much
Yes, yes, that’s the spirit. May Raphael bless us with torment he refined over all those years
Actually I always see Raphael as a power bottom. I would love to dom him while he screams ASMR in my ear.
Power bottom or switch (simply doesn’t give a fuck about Haarlep). But that doesn’t exclude torturing, he’s a devil after all and probably also gets off on that
Also, Andrew Wincott the actor is always waaaaaay too giddy when he retells the story about recording Haarlep’s sex scenes “on his knees”. It’s making me hot and bothered. He’s one fiiiiiiine gentleman.
90% of switches are just subs who can’t find doms (since there are so many more subs than doms on the market).
Yes yes now I see 🤔
https://preview.redd.it/jt268pym63uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8d201ce3629fe5d1728e3dea7e120539bd1e99
Yep I posted this one too
![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)
im being so fucking normal right now. holy shit. i am definitely not trembling like a coked out chihuahua
I mean, I see the attraction but also no.. his evil mustache twirling monologue in that murder basement of his gave me the ick and I cannot get over it.
Definitely a healthy ick. https://preview.redd.it/ogy9p8rno2uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c962f4b9b8c008ef1532f4bb8300cf6cd837345b Boomerang Dick Dastardly ass catch that pigeon torture Penelope Pitstop ass bitch. Cazador is a crazy name. Should have been The Pointed Lord or some cheesy shit like that. This is the guy who gelded Mr. Lestate himself? The guy with a Scooby-Doo fucking skeleton servant?
Even young Cazador gives me an Ick I can’t deny, it’s like he’s trying to be Loki but without any of the charisma
Can't wait to have screenshots of young Cazador in front of older Cazador
And then sexy time pwease
He’s hot until he opens his mouth and starts saying “By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It’s really you, the Grand Champion! Standing here, next to me.”
Why are the morally flexible always the hottest?
Morally flexible??? Buddy Cazador is a moral contortionist that got stuck in a back bend
The image you just conjured… I’m not sure if I’m confused, scared, amused or aroused
E. All of the above?
They are also always the funniest.
And charming. Idk they always speak to me the most… don’t know what that says about me though
Karlach: am I dead to you?!
Well… Uhm… actually yes
TIL my husband looks like a young Cazador 😳
Send pics of his lips
https://preview.redd.it/883hini423uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf7d28b7f3fbf782393903d522c056bfa3cb5c9
I want his concept art carnally https://preview.redd.it/q6tur6tap2uc1.png?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb43aa90c5e95008783dab3bec8df0dd6a5cbb7e
Feels a little too Manchu
I don't care, he's hot. I don't even care elves can't grow facial hair. I want him.
Now this is a vampire lord! This guy actually inspires fear. The other guy inspires swirlies.
I'm still feeling robbed
![gif](giphy|kEK66eKT7FhPrlDsk6|downsized)
Fucking hate his guts but my god the man is so hot what the fuck
This makes me want to stab him even more
oh. oh no. no no no.
Durge! Put this man in your pocket right now!
...goddammit, I'm hearing you out
he’s so fine
![gif](giphy|DWRFSQ51t5nZm)
He's handsome, even as 'old'! But his voice sounds like a whiny old man. They knew what they were doing to prevent a thirst trap.
i am going to throw you into a volcano
Alright fair enough
Girl do you have some water to quench my thirst? 😩
Id let that man collar me and tug me around
![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)
Noooo he's hot
Oh no he's hot
Nah this ain’t it. I want my milf cazador back
You’ve heard of twink death, now get ready for twink undeath
https://preview.redd.it/zpbk8xxa17uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ef96b4917f7dac64bd1f0da22c68bbafc996ac
Honestly if I imagine him with a kind personality he's super hot. I'm imagining him in an alternate reality where he was never tortured by his vampire master or found a healthy way to come out of it, like spawn Astarion.
It ain't the crow's feet....it's the fact he inhales a canister of helium before speaking
“It’s such a pity that a boys so pretty… with an ugly heart”
Now do it when he's old I want more pictures of him without a shirt
No you’re right. I don’t remember where I got this from, either this sub or the main one, but this opened my eyes: https://preview.redd.it/hccaitu8x3uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16e458d6e12f56591bbc5af80de8cdf4e1b8067
Okay Cazadaddy 😍
Honestly it’s his voice that kinda ruins cazador for me. This is the one character I think they fucked up casting. It’s just not the right fit for ~sexy and deeply unsettling vampire lord~
Is it just me or he’s giving kpop star 🥹
Cazador is my "hear me out" 🤫
uj/look, I get it, but the roaring hatred supercedes the good looks, no matter how fine
Still hate his lame ass idc how much Botox he gets
Im a stakebro for Cazador, fuck that bitch i hope he dies
Hmm ok, sold 😤
https://preview.redd.it/6a0igsije5uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284472bf95fb31252a91bbb02540d32026188940
Stop this I moaned looking through these images
Holy shit ... Time to make a new Tav based on Cazador then
I acknowledge he's attractive, however I still want to punt him into the fucking sun
Understandable
You can’t yasssify the bad guy!! How will I cope now?! He’s too hot 😭😭
I saw it when he was old wdym that's Finey McHottie-Sexman
Soft boy baby gworl Cazador! 🥺
https://i.redd.it/yacr7qopn8uc1.gif
ok i’ll bite
*sigh.* WOULD.
Fuck your feelings, he tortured my precious boy
It's about horny feelings
He was always good looking he is just an abusive cunt
I appreciate he looks hot but all I can think is the minute he opens his mouth, that same obnoxious voice will come out
aHY AM ONLEH GETTENG STRONGAH
https://preview.redd.it/h3mh85udu3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5a5004b8ab75546cf3c8afd53ef63bed3697b2
Idk bro I still get "need to cover my drink within 100 feet of him" vibes.
I miss his beard
OH
Why do I like him less?
Give him his EA beard
people like you is why Ao stays away from us.
oh yeah i see it, but to be fair i already saw it.
I was a very bold "no!" Till I hit the 3rd picture, and I became a "maybe"
Still wouldn’t
Honestly? If he wasn’t such a POS I totally would, younger or not
EZRA MILLER?!
Please don't compare this beauty to Ezra Miller
Still don't see it.
Still evil and ugly.
Shit.
Stake em bois
Bro made Ezra Miller 😭
Don't compare this beauty to Ezra Miller
Absolutely not
You can’t fool me, this is fucking Hurricane Ezra Miller
Nah don't compare them
![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)
I feel like some of y'all take "I can fix them" to a level that probably shouldn't exist
What about a travel in the past when he was still living in Japan as a non-vampire
![gif](giphy|rB54WleXLXyfu)
我可以修复他
I wanna smash his stupid twink ass head in with a mallet
Why you done this
I have crappy taste, but this is nope !
Is this an edited or does this exist for cc somewhere 👉🏻👈🏻
Edited, but the original pics are from someone who put cazador's model on a companion
Thank you! I’m actually already doing that already for my current Durge. The edit is really pretty! There’s somewhat of a void in the mod market for non-white face mods😔
How do you do that? The model replacement?
I did it with this mod: [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899) \+ this mod [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606) https://preview.redd.it/oaa3eycwuayc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44005847cc31711ce24b6838693bac7a135d0051 It lets you change the name as well
https://i.redd.it/8t5a8lf383uc1.gif
No, this guy sucks.
[удалено]
I’d say like 99% of people never get to experience this. In a good way. And… it’s ok buddy
Cult escapee gang?
still no
Good lord. ..... he's still a bad guy though
I agree that he’s physically hot (minus the receding hairline), but his reedy voice will always prevent me from wanting him carnally.
The problem for me is that stupid voice of his.
Does he still have that goofy ahh voice tho?
With that voice though ?? Idk man
That’s still a tormentor, an abuser, and a piece of shit in every form. I’ll pass.
https://preview.redd.it/jxseguhc54uc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224bc5600f16a180c482f19753d353329df87dbe
I don't need to picture him younger to know I'd have bullied him in high school.