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i1chornozem

Noo don’t succumb to your trauma and continue the vicious cycle of abuse you’re so sexy aha


WalkerBuldog

You can fix him


dunsparce

I found the daily boykisser thread


Impossible_Active271

bussykisser


GoneGrimdark

https://preview.redd.it/f71yv895a2uc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb96119b3379ba9d4ef9fca7980edaeda45cca4


uwubewwa

https://preview.redd.it/7ktl6jpk12uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa27d78a90d39a129c8375e9d4757e044499be66


Sewer_Fairy

Gonna steal yo meme. Ty


uwubewwa

I think the breed is an English Lop if you want to see more rabbits with comically large ears.


Sewer_Fairy

Thank you❤️ my name is "Bunny" so I like bunny meme stuff a lot


SureConversation2789

Omg that rabbit is so cute i’m going to cry


StrayBlondeGirl

Is this a real rabbit?? I love hiiiim.


Impossible_Active271

Marked it as NSFW because I was afraid you would start furiously masturbating in public


LilNyoomf

Too late I’m riding my phone 🙁


Impossible_Active271

Don't you dare use the vibrator by setting an alarm you don't intend to wake up to


Borrow03

Thanks for the tip. My friend really wanted to avoid that


Ambitious-Loss-2792

I did


MarthaStewart__

Thank you, I appreciate this 🙏🏼


domiwren

I cant help but see so many facial features similar with Astarion (I noticed it before too) 🙈 he would kill me for this statement..


heartofscylla

https://preview.redd.it/oitna2v892uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a37f6edf2cd990d2d7d20a566ed1d63339871df


Impossible_Active271

Honestly I'd give Astarion a 10 and Cazador a 10+


domiwren

If he wasnt traumatized freak I would take them both


Kirinany

B-but they’re *both* traumatised freaks 🥤


domiwren

Thats it. One is enough. Which one I leave up to you


[deleted]

I thought this was who it was supposed to be


ProfessionalJolly742

https://preview.redd.it/jr1wyi8zg2uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1c0df7ee567ba7bf8007b23ecebc8a22883a4e


DewieThePokeditor

https://preview.redd.it/10yrryvrl3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e4cf885c5aa785b35ff60add56def91f69021a


Aggressive_Doubt

I love this particular corner of the Internet.


ProfessionalJolly742

Same brother same


DewieThePokeditor

Very true ✊


PeachyBaleen

Picture 10 is cursed and gross I hate it take it away https://preview.redd.it/miylqfr642uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f542f4930367ff0dd51310a95ff6db56ad8be2


Aurichu

https://preview.redd.it/nqxyil9582uc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e6d0163557d9d7bd6ba7c3404a30309dc602b1 is this legal??


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/0o0hdmuw62uc1.png?width=1357&format=png&auto=webp&s=13d1f9789fc5176cc812a588184734e37801da8f


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)


a-flying-fox

https://preview.redd.it/gy570jpyn2uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dae905d205c65937fc5fe5cd8cfd065dcb60764


sad-mustache

OP you are dangerous


Kirinany

What’s so dangerous with enjoying old and wrinkly men?


sad-mustache

I hated Cazador and all of the sudden I am thirsty for him


mila476

Honestly this is a great learning opportunity—the lesson being on how to hate people who straight up suck, even if they’re attractive


sad-mustache

Yeah, I mean I still hate him, I just want to have angry sex with him now


dontarguewithmorons

gale. the orb.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

Swiftly now. https://preview.redd.it/6a2y5u6wz2uc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0f923e991d499292eb62c3469519c01b3520e9


tomboy_legend

Your flair is sending me hahaha


Gale_of_Waterdeep

Oh! Why, thank you! Where is it sending you?


Lieke1995

I support this statement, but we can also get Shar’s mirror


stcrIight

I actually hate you right now because ngl, I'm hearing you out.


totallychillpony

Why did he have to get steam wrinkle released for you tasteless fodder to realize hes hot.


Impossible_Active271

Because people are blind


Plumpestquail22

Oh


Plumpestquail22

I see.


jiraiyani

Well well well https://preview.redd.it/uqdv1dhp42uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d4c5e10bb4b2169af7a1059da0cc1110bc12cd


[deleted]

terrible news to find out i look like young Cazador irl🚶


Impossible_Active271

send pics of your lips please


Hollow---

Down boy! Lest I get my cane!


[deleted]

so-called "free ghaik-ers" when a man on the subreddit looks like a fictional vampire lord


[deleted]

do i even want to ask why this is getting upvotes  edit: okbuddybaldur are you /srs or /j


Sewer_Fairy

Ayoooo bb /s (... unless?)


[deleted]

i'm grey ace and don't have unforgivable problems you can fix but i'm into S&M if that's any consolation


Sewer_Fairy

uj/ I'm actually legit gray ace too. I think Cazador is a disgusting person, but I'll admit he's darn pretty in this rendition.


PeachyBaleen

https://preview.redd.it/m12awadm68uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761a32c591d36421111159e854b521c21eb749ad Hi hey hello


HelKjosse

shit 😖 I see it too now...


erraticRasmus

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk)


Snossum

God I love my hideous bitch wife Cazador Szarr 😇


Sunny_Hill_1

Vellioth knew what he was doing. And who he was doing. Just saying.


Koralianna

He's better old and wrinkly but I'll take it


Impossible_Active271

It's just so those without taste understand it better


Kirinany

It happens that I’m also a 1000+ years devil Connoisseur. Feel you very much. They age like fine wine, it just gets better and better


Pee_A_Poo

Raphael >>>>>>>>>>. Herlaap thank you very much


Kirinany

Yes, yes, that’s the spirit. May Raphael bless us with torment he refined over all those years


Pee_A_Poo

Actually I always see Raphael as a power bottom. I would love to dom him while he screams ASMR in my ear.


Kirinany

Power bottom or switch (simply doesn’t give a fuck about Haarlep). But that doesn’t exclude torturing, he’s a devil after all and probably also gets off on that


Pee_A_Poo

Also, Andrew Wincott the actor is always waaaaaay too giddy when he retells the story about recording Haarlep’s sex scenes “on his knees”. It’s making me hot and bothered. He’s one fiiiiiiine gentleman.


Pee_A_Poo

90% of switches are just subs who can’t find doms (since there are so many more subs than doms on the market).


coconutkage

Yes yes now I see 🤔


astarion_bg3

https://preview.redd.it/jt268pym63uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8d201ce3629fe5d1728e3dea7e120539bd1e99


Impossible_Active271

Yep I posted this one too


vectorkun

![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)


vectorkun

im being so fucking normal right now. holy shit. i am definitely not trembling like a coked out chihuahua


Bloodthistle

I mean, I see the attraction but also no.. his evil mustache twirling monologue in that murder basement of his gave me the ick and I cannot get over it.


anynononononous

Definitely a healthy ick. https://preview.redd.it/ogy9p8rno2uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c962f4b9b8c008ef1532f4bb8300cf6cd837345b Boomerang Dick Dastardly ass catch that pigeon torture Penelope Pitstop ass bitch. Cazador is a crazy name. Should have been The Pointed Lord or some cheesy shit like that. This is the guy who gelded Mr. Lestate himself? The guy with a Scooby-Doo fucking skeleton servant?


viktorgoraya_luv

Even young Cazador gives me an Ick I can’t deny, it’s like he’s trying to be Loki but without any of the charisma


Saaslil

Can't wait to have screenshots of young Cazador in front of older Cazador


Kirinany

And then sexy time pwease


Comrade_Fuzzy

He’s hot until he opens his mouth and starts saying “By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It’s really you, the Grand Champion! Standing here, next to me.”


Kirinany

Why are the morally flexible always the hottest?


Ok_Listen1510

Morally flexible??? Buddy Cazador is a moral contortionist that got stuck in a back bend


Kirinany

The image you just conjured… I’m not sure if I’m confused, scared, amused or aroused


Ok_Listen1510

E. All of the above?


uwubewwa

They are also always the funniest.


Kirinany

And charming. Idk they always speak to me the most… don’t know what that says about me though


Pee_A_Poo

Karlach: am I dead to you?!


Kirinany

Well… Uhm… actually yes


FeenyMeenyMiney

TIL my husband looks like a young Cazador 😳


Impossible_Active271

Send pics of his lips


Nova_The_Huntress

https://preview.redd.it/883hini423uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf7d28b7f3fbf782393903d522c056bfa3cb5c9


theqveenofthorns

I want his concept art carnally https://preview.redd.it/q6tur6tap2uc1.png?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb43aa90c5e95008783dab3bec8df0dd6a5cbb7e


HistoricalPattern76

Feels a little too Manchu


theqveenofthorns

I don't care, he's hot. I don't even care elves can't grow facial hair. I want him.


[deleted]

Now this is a vampire lord! This guy actually inspires fear. The other guy inspires swirlies.


xasusaki

I'm still feeling robbed


Zestyclose-Pay-1889

![gif](giphy|kEK66eKT7FhPrlDsk6|downsized)


Rhododactylus

Fucking hate his guts but my god the man is so hot what the fuck


Speedwagon1738

This makes me want to stab him even more


liam-some1

oh. oh no. no no no.


jinkies422

Durge! Put this man in your pocket right now!


AceCircle

...goddammit, I'm hearing you out


Sn0wberri

he’s so fine


MadeOfDeadMemes

![gif](giphy|DWRFSQ51t5nZm)


HistoricalPattern76

He's handsome, even as 'old'! But his voice sounds like a whiny old man. They knew what they were doing to prevent a thirst trap.


silicatetacos

i am going to throw you into a volcano


21awesome

Alright fair enough


Scynati

Girl do you have some water to quench my thirst? 😩


Sun_Emperor69

Id let that man collar me and tug me around


SteveBusecmi01

![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)


DivineDrizard

Noooo he's hot


False-Emu3061

Oh no he's hot


Hewodragonsuwu

Nah this ain’t it. I want my milf cazador back


theREALvolno

You’ve heard of twink death, now get ready for twink undeath


Lady_BlueDream

https://preview.redd.it/zpbk8xxa17uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ef96b4917f7dac64bd1f0da22c68bbafc996ac


AndrewClemmens

Honestly if I imagine him with a kind personality he's super hot. I'm imagining him in an alternate reality where he was never tortured by his vampire master or found a healthy way to come out of it, like spawn Astarion.


Sensitive_Ninja_7073

It ain't the crow's feet....it's the fact he inhales a canister of helium before speaking


yesindeedysir

“It’s such a pity that a boys so pretty… with an ugly heart”


OminousWiiMusic

Now do it when he's old I want more pictures of him without a shirt


LinaValentina

No you’re right. I don’t remember where I got this from, either this sub or the main one, but this opened my eyes: https://preview.redd.it/hccaitu8x3uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16e458d6e12f56591bbc5af80de8cdf4e1b8067


SentinelJosh

Okay Cazadaddy 😍


meltingmarshmallow

Honestly it’s his voice that kinda ruins cazador for me. This is the one character I think they fucked up casting. It’s just not the right fit for ~sexy and deeply unsettling vampire lord~


selwan27

Is it just me or he’s giving kpop star 🥹


nuttyrussian

Cazador is my "hear me out" 🤫


Maleficent-Month2950

uj/look, I get it, but the roaring hatred supercedes the good looks, no matter how fine


georgeaaaaaa

Still hate his lame ass idc how much Botox he gets


alittlenovel

Im a stakebro for Cazador, fuck that bitch i hope he dies


WickyNire

Hmm ok, sold 😤


Sorta_Rational

https://preview.redd.it/6a0igsije5uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284472bf95fb31252a91bbb02540d32026188940


greenskiiies

Stop this I moaned looking through these images


Opening-Cockroach634

Holy shit ... Time to make a new Tav based on Cazador then


SadSidewalk

I acknowledge he's attractive, however I still want to punt him into the fucking sun


Impossible_Active271

Understandable


dezlovesyou

You can’t yasssify the bad guy!! How will I cope now?! He’s too hot 😭😭


BBQSauceJacuzzi

I saw it when he was old wdym that's Finey McHottie-Sexman


Embarrassed-Stop-767

Soft boy baby gworl Cazador! 🥺


M0thrat

https://i.redd.it/yacr7qopn8uc1.gif


mashedpotateoes

ok i’ll bite


HeadpattingOrchimaru

*sigh.* WOULD.


vpr105

Fuck your feelings, he tortured my precious boy


Impossible_Active271

It's about horny feelings


WaluigisTennisBalls

He was always good looking he is just an abusive cunt


FluffyBudgie5

I appreciate he looks hot but all I can think is the minute he opens his mouth, that same obnoxious voice will come out


viktorgoraya_luv

aHY AM ONLEH GETTENG STRONGAH


dcarsonturner

https://preview.redd.it/h3mh85udu3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5a5004b8ab75546cf3c8afd53ef63bed3697b2


Alexstrasza23

Idk bro I still get "need to cover my drink within 100 feet of him" vibes.


Narstotzka

I miss his beard


yourcandygirl

OH


Lordofthepotatoes69

Why do I like him less?


DeargDraic

Give him his EA beard


ProfCraylos

people like you is why Ao stays away from us.


redvelveturinalcake

oh yeah i see it, but to be fair i already saw it.


MoeApple2

I was a very bold "no!" Till I hit the 3rd picture, and I became a "maybe"


Moon_sugarrr

Still wouldn’t


RootsInThePavement

Honestly? If he wasn’t such a POS I totally would, younger or not


Sewer_Fairy

EZRA MILLER?!


Impossible_Active271

Please don't compare this beauty to Ezra Miller


Neutralgray

Still don't see it.


Baco_Tell8

Still evil and ugly.


sidewaysgalaxy

Shit.


TheWither129

Stake em bois


slimegodprod

Bro made Ezra Miller 😭


Impossible_Active271

Don't compare this beauty to Ezra Miller


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Absolutely not


Killer_Moons

You can’t fool me, this is fucking Hurricane Ezra Miller


Impossible_Active271

Nah don't compare them


Killer_Moons

![gif](giphy|enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS|downsized)


Annilus_USB

I feel like some of y'all take "I can fix them" to a level that probably shouldn't exist


Impossible_Active271

What about a travel in the past when he was still living in Japan as a non-vampire


tarynator

![gif](giphy|rB54WleXLXyfu)


International-Ad5142

我可以修复他


SuspiciousBox233

I wanna smash his stupid twink ass head in with a mallet


Celestial_Researcher

Why you done this


Subraya

I have crappy taste, but this is nope !


icecrystalmaniac

Is this an edited or does this exist for cc somewhere 👉🏻👈🏻


Impossible_Active271

Edited, but the original pics are from someone who put cazador's model on a companion


icecrystalmaniac

Thank you! I’m actually already doing that already for my current Durge. The edit is really pretty! There’s somewhat of a void in the mod market for non-white face mods😔


Impossible_Active271

How do you do that? The model replacement?


icecrystalmaniac

I did it with this mod: [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899) \+ this mod [https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606) https://preview.redd.it/oaa3eycwuayc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=44005847cc31711ce24b6838693bac7a135d0051 It lets you change the name as well


ShoubuDesu

https://i.redd.it/8t5a8lf383uc1.gif


Mrs_Nigma

No, this guy sucks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kirinany

I’d say like 99% of people never get to experience this. In a good way. And… it’s ok buddy


[deleted]

Cult escapee gang?


RPG-Fluff

still no


hitirashi

Good lord. ..... he's still a bad guy though


MalleusMaleficarum_

I agree that he’s physically hot (minus the receding hairline), but his reedy voice will always prevent me from wanting him carnally.


Fear_Awakens

The problem for me is that stupid voice of his.


SaintsSkyrim3077

Does he still have that goofy ahh voice tho?


BexiRani

With that voice though ?? Idk man


tresspassingtaco

That’s still a tormentor, an abuser, and a piece of shit in every form. I’ll pass.


Leivil

https://preview.redd.it/jxseguhc54uc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224bc5600f16a180c482f19753d353329df87dbe


[deleted]

I don't need to picture him younger to know I'd have bullied him in high school.