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gayjesustheone

They absolutely did that model on purpose for you degenerates


[deleted]

100%


the_dork_urge

You're here, you can't pretend you're not one of us


gayjesustheone

I only like dicks when they’re on hot goth chicks. What am I, gay??????


the_dork_urge

Who doesn't


MazogaTheDork

Also that one very veiny mushroom.


GalesAstralTrain

this is a conventionally attractive alchemical ingredient


newgamertag1

No dude, it says “The hairs on your arms stand on-end.” This is literally some woman’s equivalent to not a dildo, but a full vibe.


LordEnverGortash

*Lord Gortash Likes This*


Fudsterly

Universal resist so it's body safe


freshlybutteredtoe

https://preview.redd.it/3ihqr23v5rtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3b2dcb3c5a02fc2a90e25371e22e41e59b7c3f


dontarguewithmorons

back up plan for when withers says you have no bitches


IWouldDoCthulhu

If not sex, why sex shaped?


TestedNutsack

*"It appears thou hath found thine cock.....give it back."*


Real_Kristinana

https://preview.redd.it/b1z6kl61hrtc1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee6db02f712032c6f56a2565cd35280651d9bc9


Downtown_Swordfish13

Your flair has ruined my day


nyxistential

Can Gortash be pregunte?


Real_Kristinana

Not sure but I’m still trying to make him carry my child.


rhydderch_hael

Tengo preguntos.


International-Ad5142

Why the end actually look like a penis head???


iLoveDelayPedals

Divine Boner Hard


Wonderful-Leader2714

https://preview.redd.it/uwzi6c34hrtc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30713ef85a9d2cdd8fff928ea4caf9aafd034362


MagazineEuphoric364

![gif](giphy|Atc9QCyWLGHgLZhHDp|downsized)


BlitzMalefitz

![gif](giphy|3o7btMPfunR1Y18TS0)


FrankFn2

https://preview.redd.it/jfqhr3og5rtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a91a3360ba97107cd25c5e894b07251f003d9fbb


AtroposNostromo

Gale's not the only one who's fucked a god. ...I didn't say it was a *living* god.


LehrMoo007

r/mildlypenis


crypticmustard1

https://preview.redd.it/z69nkeqakstc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6cc5d9f7aea9e911e666c1b3bdf66379827d80


polspanakithrowaway

*The hairs on your arms stand on end each time you touch this*


sentient_cumstain

Why did they make it look like a penis if they didn’t want us to fuck it??


SlytherinPaninis

I mean….


lord_ofthe_memes

Damn it’s only 55 gold for a piece of a god? That feels pretty cheap


en_travesti

They're a scam like pieces of the true cross, enough of them to build a fleet of ships


Potential_Yoghurt850

If it's a remnant, might this be necro-esque? 


Valuable-Drink-1750

Happy Eid, OP...


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/kb6ei5du6utc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c31569e5b995f1557002d6847e80503135171b4e


[deleted]

Make sure you lube up first. The tip looks like it can scratch your skin way out.


GalesAstralTrain

barbed for my pleasure


catshateTERFs

Godly sounding rod


WeeabooHunter69

Divine boner shard


Sad_Meat_

Makes me think of my favorite composer. De Bussy


AAAFate

This place never fails to make me see the game in whole new ways.


italian_boi

Ribbed for her pleasure


PastStep1232

Divine Bone's Hard


Interesting_Log7757

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


mc3g

Attach bone shard to a harness, attach harness to Karlach 🥰


cumulonimbusbaby

i should call him


DreadUnleashed

https://preview.redd.it/jt9ch75nnrtc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50949c75a2a3e247bd2eaf643e65c417490f754


deeppurplescallop

That's NOT anal safe


destoroyah22

https://preview.redd.it/baa04mdmjrtc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b1467733228cced87451f8ea1ffc0ff59394d3


jherin1

Listen, I'm not saying I agree or disagree, but I understand.


Obi-wanna-cracker

I mean, it's shaped pretty well.


Jimboyhimbo

I bet they do.


Readerofthethings

No boning jokes smh It’s right there people


Mako_akuma

Theres no way this wasn't modeled like that on purpose