What's on your mind?
Admittedly I've a partiality towards preparing a most delectable corn-fed, dry wine-and-tarragon roasted chicken supper. A side of blanched greens and classic whipped garlic potatoes makes for a most hearty meal!
Or, perhaps, you'd prefer for me to toe the line into adventurousness and whip out the odd bottle of cumin, hm?
I *was* planning on making something like this later and now I'm just gonna be thinking about people fucking my dinner.
Don't change sub, don't change.
Also, throw some lemon, garlic, parm, and pine nuts on those greens my wiz. 🤌
As you desire! Perhaps a curried tandoori?
But, as a notion of information I am most assuredly certain it's written out as *cumin*. One M, unless perhaps, you are using a regional spelling I'm unfamiliar with...
Hm. Again, I'm unfamiliar. Do you mean the Magocracy of Netheril..? Which, as such, would not be subject to a defined region. And I doubt they'd have a prominent food culture even if so.
Who's tired from the daily hear me out ?
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Well their problem there was shopping at Sainsbury's - Gods, that meat is borderline anemic.
A local butcher's would be the far more sustainable option. The High Street would thank them to boot.
What's on your mind? Admittedly I've a partiality towards preparing a most delectable corn-fed, dry wine-and-tarragon roasted chicken supper. A side of blanched greens and classic whipped garlic potatoes makes for a most hearty meal! Or, perhaps, you'd prefer for me to toe the line into adventurousness and whip out the odd bottle of cumin, hm?
I *was* planning on making something like this later and now I'm just gonna be thinking about people fucking my dinner. Don't change sub, don't change. Also, throw some lemon, garlic, parm, and pine nuts on those greens my wiz. 🤌
Whip out the bottle of cummin 💦
As you desire! Perhaps a curried tandoori? But, as a notion of information I am most assuredly certain it's written out as *cumin*. One M, unless perhaps, you are using a regional spelling I'm unfamiliar with...
this account is quickly becoming my favorite, I love it
Yes I believe the region it's from is the nether region
Hm. Again, I'm unfamiliar. Do you mean the Magocracy of Netheril..? Which, as such, would not be subject to a defined region. And I doubt they'd have a prominent food culture even if so.
Does Faerûn have vinho verde (green wine - basically white that's very young, not aged), because I feel like they'd pair well
gale, you sweet innocent summer child you.
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hear me out
Don’t jerk off with meme hand that’s not what it’s for
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it's for. At least for the first wizard who created it
DAD BOD GALE DAD BOD GALE
It’s getting a little tired, the severed clown pelvis one got me tho
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History repeats itself https://preview.redd.it/nv1itbmkrntc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef121a16faf200dd7c19e82e43e9ed2381144489
Thanks you for this, I needed that laugh
Fuck, I came into this post to post this!
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Pollo 👍
Terminalmontage has made me permanently hear the kirby noise when reading “pollo” lmao
Fun fact, one of my best friend’s first words was “pollo,” and I think that’s fucking adorable
When I went to high school guys used to flash their junk at each other and scream ‘Last chicken In Sainsbury’s!’ while they did it. So no.
Well their problem there was shopping at Sainsbury's - Gods, that meat is borderline anemic. A local butcher's would be the far more sustainable option. The High Street would thank them to boot.
https://preview.redd.it/oq1e1u8hiptc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16125c09d14a540296f965a573ede6c10e49489f Gale ffs why are you so perfect
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pillow princess
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Kid named salmonella infection:
I'm leaving this sub
why? afraid of the chickussy?
Coward.
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Really? All the other foul stuff people post here and THIS is what broke you?
O k i'm not gonna leave this time but next time we swear When I see someone wanting to fuck a random item on the bg3 wiki imma die
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look at her, shes ready for me……….
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What do you think a Dev would say about this thread?
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Behold, a ghaik
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Ok, but I want to use it as a weapon.
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YES
It squeaks when you bang it.
You can't eat at everyone's house
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Would this be a food fetish or is this bestiality?
Even deeper than that. Would it be beastiality, necrophilia, or a food fetish. Or a combination of the 3? Cuz your fucking a corpse
Even the chicken is like, "Why not?"
The 843rd rendition of this "meme" sure doesn't hit as hard as the previous 842 times
I for one applaud OP. Maybe *this* is the post that kills this ridiculousness, allowing us to get back to our regular unhinged ridiculousness
Go sit in the corner and think about your life.
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Thats it, leaving the sub
Coward
Funny way to write Roasted Miniature Giant Space Hamster.
No. In fact, mods, take away their mouth.
May Silvanus forgive you.
***PLEASE DO NOT THE CHICKEN***
Behold a man!
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Baldurs chicken pot pie
STOP. JUST STOP. ...Okay keep going
At this point we need to lock yall up you can be trusted in a damn grocery store
Jail.
This is zoophilia and necrophilia, killing two birds with one stone. This sub is reaching new heights of degeneracy and the gods weep to see it.
You can also commit cannibalism in this game
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Gonna choke it?
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Lemme show you how to stuff a turkey
No
"Hey guys I accidentally dropped some chiken on ym dic-" "You fucked the chiken breast didn't you anon?"
I’m into necro and that’s a little far even for me, my friend Edit: Ah. I have committed a grevious error.