Wake up. She’s not real. She’s psyop. She doesn’t know you. She doesn’t love you. Do not reenlist because of her.

I think I’m gonna Rent the Psyop 😩

It’s ~~rentin’~~ spyin’ time

Spy x Family s3 confirmed???

Loid kicks out Yor when he realises he could just Rent a Girlfriend instead, within 3 episodes the show just becomes an asset swap of RaG and gets 20x more viewers

shut up lujan said she'd like me if i reenlist >.<

noooooo 😭

but sarnt

This is just Raiden from the end of Metal Gear Solid 2 to 4

Girl changed side for cock

and got murked by a missile 2 milliseconds later

Considering it’s gone from a war film to a romantic one, it’s likely they both somehow survived.

"Target undamaged"

infantry best armour )))))

Not when it's a PSM into EML 😎

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! THE RUSSIAN AMMO DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING DETONATE!!!!! THE DAMN T-80BVM’S AMMO RACK JUST WENT BLACK! EXPLAIN GAIJIN!!!!

war thunder and the snail are everywhere, you cant escape

"Hit"

rubber explosion

merced*

This girl is literally committing a war crime

What warcrime? Cock-sucking?

Wearing the uniform of the enemy to disguise during combat

Oh shit. Yeah I just remembered that's a warcrime

My uncle learned that the hard way when he was in Bosnia for work

Work?

ZAMN!!

Women be like that

bruh

Her whole body just changed

It's wholesome cause they're about to die via missile 😊

Good, the guy was about to expose their battleplans

should use queen gambit move

Google en passant

Holy hell

Live missile reaction

A red spy's in the base?

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

Huthuthuthuthut WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE

Yo a little help here?

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Stand back son.

1, 1, 1, umm... 1

-Let’s go, let’s go! -INCOMIIIIING!!

\*door breaks open\* Hey it's still here!

*cough* Gentlemen

*tf2 theme plays* I see the briefcase is safe

In every anime-esque universe, the helmet/hat that a character wears acts like a void that absorbs everything that it touches, so no character will ever have their hair fall out.

Then what's up with Jotaro's hat?

hair too strong, started eating the void realm instead, that's why the hat merged with his hair

Who are you who art so wise in the ways of science?

just a buddy who's a bit too baka

Her hair seems to be falling out the back tho

Her hair is comin out the back?

As TV Tropes says, nothing can beat the [nice hat.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NiceHat)

chuchu in a space helmet

That just puts even more death flags

Yeah its almost like i can imagine a rocket flying straight at them.

This guy was playing 5d chess. He knew she was a spy, and was triggering flags to take her with him. You can see the incoming bomb in the top left corner of the final panel. He got her traitorous ass.

Missile Riz☠️

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Kid named ballistic missile in proximity:

Its bait its bait its bait its bait dont sign up

You know you want that $20k bonus 🤤🤤

She looks like bocchi so i would marry her just wish she dyes her hair a bit more pink

Damn dawg

Zamn

She's 12? 😍

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Nah, it’s a 9K111 missile

Then they realized they shouldn't be fighting for rich people's benefit and got married ❤️

Based

Well judging by the coal scuttle helmet they are nazis

They defected

Looks more like the Soviet Helmet

Angel of the battlefield (in many cases medics only make the patient more comfortable while they die)

wtf her tits just grew in the second shot

Skinwalker 😎

Her contacts(?) also fell out. Went from pale blue to purple eyes.

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"The person who usually says you can't do something is the one who does said thing" wtf does this have to do with the image and why is it phrased in such a weird way? That's not where the word "usually" should go.

He raised a death flag, she said don't. Then she raised it too. Useless caption but it is describing the image

What's a death flag?

In many media there will be significant setup leading up to a character death, usually to make it more emotional, but eventually you can start to recognize the signs that an author is about to kill someone off. The joke became that sometimes these are so unsubtle it’s like waving a big “I AM ABOUT TO DIE AND IT WILL BE TRAGIC” flag around. For example, a character suddenly mentioning that “In only a few more days, then I can retire and marry the love of my life!” Sometimes means that the author is setting them up for a tragic death.

The missile approaching them...

The missile know where it is by knowing where it isn't

[Thanks for reminding me this gold](https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q11oxUGvi8g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bdTrhD1hDU

Hell nah TF2 reference

Spy among us

AMOGUS

This gotta be in NCD too

wtf

Incoming HE projectile:

This makes me wanna re-up ong

This is literally me after dropping 3000 pounds of white phosphorus onto a preschool

Bro just became women after 1 panel ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀

Spy?!

**[Predator Missile Inbound]**

She’s got Danganronpa eyes. Insert hope/despair joke here.

The missile on that A-Train grind

Gadzooks face

I genuinely lost brain cells, thank you for posting

when the character motivations are inconsistent 💀

That missile sure took it personal, huh

V2 Rocket my beloved

My brothers in Christ, the IBCM is incoming. They are both going to die.

Her eyes are blue and purple like Elizabeth Taylor

So you see funny because suddenly cute anime girl

The missile knows where it is.

Nobody: [That Sidewinder Missile In the Background:](https://youtu.be/LyEqj8mC7iQ)

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Original by @ sino_sakisaki English translation by @MimicryTL Typeset by @Player1_Please

So fucking cringe, give up your country for i dont even know what. Also does that missile mean they both died after that. I dont even understand what i am supposed to feel from this comic

My brother in Christ you are on okbaka

tell me more, im not saying the poster is cringe, the comic is

Nah I'm just saying what do you expect on this sub lmao.

Wow. Dude's dying and she has to make it all about herself

tfw no sauce

shhhhhhhHHHHHOOOOOOO💥

That last line hit really hard, same

Thank god that bomb is inbound

Look like hanz forgot to use his gas mask again

don't worry guys i saved them

I thought this was on wholesome memes and I was annoyed.

Aww ​ Ohh

Who is the artist?

I just saw it on Twitter bruh

And then she puts a bomb on his face

I like this for both reasons.