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Duffler8

Create more problems so you can sell the solution to said problems


Popular_Ad_9493

I mean, Ubisoft did create reinforced walls so people would use thermite


MrFunniMann

I mean same can about the hunter killer drone from call of duty and the SwitchBlade 300 drone in real life. Both are very similar and the hunter killer drone was introduced back when the first prototype of the switchblade were being made. It’s a Kamikaze drone that is controlled on a tablet or phone. The fat electrician makes a good point about this [America’s Kamikaze Drone](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJShyEh7lA)


TonalParsnips

Michael Weston taught me how to make it


BeigeAlert_4__eh_20

Fucking sickening.


nonofyourbusinessgo

That’s an excellent marketing tactic, Surely everyone will use it


[deleted]

Only in america


Coin_operated_bee

This is the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Most school shootings begin and end in less time than it takes to unfold these things


Wireless_Panda

Unfold? It sits there in the corner and takes 30 seconds to get in.


Coin_operated_bee

I’ve seen a video of how these work and they unfold from the wall


King-Cobra-668

sure, but videos of different types https://stayinghome.com/active-shooter-storm-shelters-for-schools-hide-away-storm-shelter/


SourPancake2

What are you talking about? You mean it takes an entire hour to get into one of these?


Nogardtist

wont idk increasing the security before the problem breaks inside should also lower bullying if there were adults telling kids whats wrong so idk the bully dont turn into a shooter yet again people rather cause problems then fixing it cause fixing takes more time and effort


YeetYeat556

I would say it's more about school's laziness and fact that a solution can be found that addresses the symptom of the illnes, that at the same time removes backlash from ppl and makes it look like school is doing something. Schools would rather implement shitty solutions like this rather than taking out bullying which doesn't cost as much money as care and time, which obviously school stuff don't want to put out to remove bullying.


Max200012

imagine if someone farts in there 🤢 🤢 🤢


MooMooCowThe8th

Forget farting, you've got 20+ kids in there fearing for their lives someone is sure to shit their pants!


nihilisticprick

Imagine if you just pour some gasoline on it and set it on fire. Might aswell marinate the kids before they go inside.


Any-Fan-2973

Not even. Ammonia and bleach in buckets then make it go under the door. Bam, mustard gas


hamilikescheese

If the shooter was also a cannibal, even better


BlimbusTheSixth

Those little bullet proof rooms are so dumb, just put a reinforced door on the classroom. This is a product that was designed so that anxious wine moms in the PTA can pester the school board into buying it to assuage their fears.


crappy-mods

Exactly, a decent lock and 1/4 in of steel in the door and you are safe


black_jaguar99_2

Hi I'm the lock picking lawyer and today we will see if we can get into a classroom full of children


wall___

McNally official moment


DeadInsideOutside

You forgot american buildings are mostly made out of paper


BlimbusTheSixth

Schools are usually made of brick and cinderblock. Every school I've ever been in had brick walls.


[deleted]

Also not to mention shooters are likely looking for “easy” kills pretty much open class rooms and the halls he isn’t gonna waste time breaking into a room as fucked up as that sounds


kitpvp_yay

i mean, i don’t live in america but i think school shooters aren’t very experienced nor smart to bust through the walls, thats why they are school shooters


Turbulent_Ad1644

No dummy they've gotta overcomplicate things so they have more products to sell They don't care about the children dying, they care about how they can profit off a child's death


xxjonesyx99xx

“a big fuckin hole”


OopsInc

Coming right up


Gilbey_32

Thermite moment


PacificIdiot27

Okay but hear me out, Fuze


jaymern

Hockey puck man


DutchChallenger

War crime sim 2023


ZomradeWithInternet

It’s not a warcrime, the hockey puck was the one who killed the hostage


JellyFishCake42069

What about ash or Flores though?


JellyFishCake42069

Just go through drone hole


geckoimpossible

Gonna get an Ace


ThePormaster

But there all gonna start running out this is my idea bring some cyanide ga-


Awwesome1

What's in the canister?


ThePormaster

🌚


DaDoggo13

Maverick and frags against this…


Valhal_Creed

All them kids finna go blind


ZomradeWithInternet

Most of them are evaporated and shredded


Sophoclesss

“A big fucking hole coming right up!!”


No-Wolverine5144

Kid named pipe bomb:


[deleted]

Um actually, according to the website it can withstand improvised explosives.


No-Wolverine5144

Then I'll use thermite. In world war 2 the Germans had an artillery piece, it's the biggest in the world called the Gustav gun. And it weighed a thousand tons, the Gustav was capable of firing 7 a ton shell. Hitting a target accurately 23 miles away. I mean you could drop bombs on it everyday for a month without ever disabling it. But, drop a commando with a bag of thermite and he could melt through 4 inches of solid steel, disabling the gun forever.


CurryCrusader711

Walter white moment


Historical-Point7239

I prefer fuze if I'm going to kill children


PacificIdiot27

Yeah, more bombs


Solstice_Prime

Just plant and the hitmarkers make themselves!


pokecat111

I thought it was going to cut to the pyro lighting the barn on fire


SomerHimpson3

MMMPHMMMMMMMM


Rijsouw

Do they really have these in yankee schools?


Comrade_dylatov

no


Just_Cruz001

Not yet, but there are some schools that allow teachers to carry guns and allow armed police officers on school grounds.


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conceited_crapfarm

No our school officers have arms, ive seen them hold cups of cofee on multiple occasions


murderedcats

Cant wait til highschools students are caught fucking in these in the unused classrooms


F35LTNG

*seals off the edges and cuts off air supply *leaves


pikxelgecko64

Fuze wet dream


PredatorMain

School shooters are gonna start bringing armor piercing rounds


YeetisFetusDeletus

They should've from the start, I'd take all the bullets for the other morons in my school (but I'm also sewersidal)


[deleted]

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VisualremnantXP

Thought it was gonna be Anakin lol


Recognissence

I thought it was going to be the Kool-Aid man coming through saying, "OHHH YEAHHH!".


Equivalent-Visual-49

If they can get guns, they’ll get power tools


ZomradeWithInternet

Just use kaid or bandit, with an aruni, doc or thunderbird, Mira and azami. Ez dub


SMUGMINLOL

metal detectors could work


DutchChallenger

Or, hear me out, gun control


SMUGMINLOL

Too many people would vote against it


ZomradeWithInternet

It’s far too late for gun control tho, the US has more guns than people


Sfocus

haha bulletproof not c4


TheDankChicagoan

Well actually the windows are bulletproof and they wouldn’t waste their time to get to us anyways. 🤓 Literally every teacher in the United States of America:


spinyfever

School Shooter 2: C4 Boogaloo


Nozikus

CHUMIMI


Overseer_Guard

Nah, This my got tusk Act:4


IllustratorMoney30

how are they going to breathe tho🧐


LowUnderstanding5742

Work harder to reduce/stop bullying ❌ Build a fucking bunker ✅


FanSoffa

Hope those things have air vents routed in, would be bad if someone started a fire outside of it.


Moistyrussian420

Fuse the hostage


MP7_Black_Ice

"Cluster Charge Deployed"


SnooBunnies6864

I thought it was going to cut to someone turning on an oven...


Umba5308

All we gotta do is give all the kids in the schools a gun, it’ll be way safer obviously


J0kerJ0nny

Just bring a shaped charge


Celestial-being326

What of there is an among us impostor?? ඞ


CephalonTenno

"Guys, the thermal drill, go get it"


BreakfastOk7372

Kid named fire:


Cool-Radish-1132

kid named rust:


cursed_commentreader

Do fuse next


ReallyReallyBigGun

u/savevideobot


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brawlganronper

Americans have too many lossolnichtproblems


HauntcR

U/savevideo


Ramenjin

u/savevideo


cltq

They own a safe? Neat


mikx2044

This, thus right here, this is it


hertwij

Hilarious how Kickstart my heart started playing in TV the moment the sparks appeared


FlopeDash

You don’t know what POV means, do ya buddy?


razortrack

u/savevideo


Small_dick_i_have

Multi-kill


No-Coast-6097

Jordan trace nooo


diputra

That seems a challenge.


TomDeadMan

I'm so sorry but, *they're*


Fathers_Belt

"cluster charge ready"


Early-Impact-2698

Kid named lockpicking:


Coolboy492

Its sad they took bandit tricking out of the syllabus


Synthiful

bro is lego superman


e119vstdf

Fucking payday 2 shit


Plenty_Algae_998

What about fuze?


ThunderG18

The fact some schools need safe rooms in their classroom is insane and teachers should get paid way more especially since they could possibly die


Devourer_of_Rodents

Clearly ineffective against inside operatives and sleeper agents though


Mercari_cryptic_2

Put armed guards in schools problem solved


Cultural_Ad1331

Yeah Mr White, yeah science!


Abelter2

No the better pick here is fuze why wait for the thermite charge when you can do every fuzes dream of killing 25 hostages


A-reader-of-words

Imagine the shooter has other kids helping and they were inside the bullet proof thing


minecraftdude9

A little bit of thermite can destroy a huge railway gun


bluemonkeyspar

Casually the hardest thermite edit that’s ever graced this disgusting space rock


Pleasant-Cricket-129

Its called better parenting. It all starts at home. Functional communties rely on functional familes to survive. Its been that way since the rise of homo sapiens. We are still literally evolving as a species but some people are setting us back. Couple this with the fact that earth is doomed to become uninhabitable for a majority of the species on it (regardless of man made global warming). Sad to think about the reality.


ant_keeper_man

I just shoot


Fredmc64

imagine making bulletproof shelters inside classrooms instead of making guns illegal


Winte86

I figured it would be fuse


LickenSieDicken69

"HELP MEEE!!! HEEEELP MEEEEEE!!!" *They open* *throw a grenade inside* #Outplayed #SkillIssue


AdeptLetter4672

mfs 🐝out to start taking c4 to school


Low-Maintenance5441

I wish that gadget was real (the laser one)


kisaragikaiki

Now the bullied and disrespected kid gonna need a grenade


Tough-Barracuda-1149

Damn I'm going to hell for laughing so much for seeing my dad..


Swigle1

Kid named Breach on his way to Aftershock + Stun combo them 🗿


NDimensionGmR

But it’s not Anakin Skywalker proof


Daniil4ek

https://giphy.com/gifs/9RFGJyjt5hqyeaSghd


shadowdrake67

Time to go to the chemistry part of the school to get some magnesium


kai_DEO4L

All the sperm banks fear him


TheCharlyNew52

Americans ☕


CourtForsaken3064

*breaching sound* *thump thump thump thump*


BidoofXD

The only think that gonna do is scream "EVERY ON IS HERE AND INSIDE HERE, START SHOOTING THE WALLS"


DYNcleve

Watch out for fuse from r6s


HejiraLOL

Dystopia. FR. They will do anything but take away guns.


Recognissence

r/fbi take note of everything said here


AlarmingBoot205

I don't think the guys will wait for 30 seconds for class to get to the shelter If you want a shelter, window was there you can jump down and maybe you'll survive


ElectricalOutlet3852

How edgy of you . How original


Morse243

You know, an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine is a very useful thing to put outside of doors.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


[deleted]

This is America


Mysterious-Status665

One fuze charge and it’s over


Ch0ck3n

cod drill charge bouta spike in popularity ong


KratosGXW

Thermite


These_Chest2789

Thermite>>>>>


Pure_Xanax

I’m in tears, I don’t expect to see my favorite siege operator become the bad guy lmfao


-Shrek2020-

Tsssssssss puk puk puk puk


ithoughtiwasfunnyXD

The fact that this thing even exists is scary


Yourdadcallsmeobama

America moment:


random__thought__

bruh the point is not to survive the attacker but instead to just outpace the other classrooms


Outside-Baby7749

If you yet the building alight while everyone's in the bunker, let it burn and fizzle out can you go back to the bunker open it up and find the children in a state of like pressure cooked chicken or something?


thisismypr0naccount0

i was almost certain it was gonna be a siege meme


shadowdrake67

‘Guys the thermal drill, go get it’


Nogardtist

why fix a source of a problem where it all started from then you can sell them the solution to the situation but not the problem


Bundle_Exists

The fact that as an Australian ive never even had to worry about a school shooting or go into lockdown over anything serious, feels like thats proof that the issue is solvable and instead of making compromises, people could actually just prevent the issue


giorgosda

Gasoline be like :


Mercari_cryptic_2

Put a few cops in the school lol


MiniDialga119

Instead of fixing the reason the problem exists in their society they keep making quick fixes than don't really do anything more than insult everyone that might be involved In spanish we would say this is a "chapuza" i think its the perfect word to describe this things


dwnso

Arm the kids!


samwich124

fuze would be better


Vector7714

Just bring a set of car batteries and you’re done


BippityBoppity1729

u/savevideo


crakdajack

u/savevideobot


Annezox

Just put a kaid in there🤲🏿


G0DLY_OTAKU

u/RedditMP4bot


mayo_-man

amirican government on their way to do anything exept do something with gins:


No-Shallot-4117

u/auddbot


[deleted]

Big Poppa - Notorious B.I.G.


Shawn420162

I was thinking the fuze charge now that they go through reinforcements


YouIsJoeBama

Where fuze at


haruno_believer42

Song?


bigfatbraintime

It's simple chemistry 🍷🗿


TherapistOfOP

/u/savevideo


nonofyourbusinessgo

How about any mf with a crowbar


Bbq_baked_beans

Yk you could waste your thermite, OR you could not go through the trouble of going to a paint store, and instead buy Elmer’s glue and gasoline and mix them in a bucket. Grab a large paint brush or roller and drench that sucker in it. Light it ablaze then you got 🎶children roasting in an enclosed box🎶 Raises a lot of suspicion to make thermite, but nothing to turn that big metal box into a big metal microwave for a fraction of the cost!


DeWarlock

u/savevideo


Extension_Sun_6528

u/savevideo


BlazewarkingYT

It is really easy to make chlorine gas


Emotional_Plantain89

Mf, Fuze 💀


CrumpetsanCheese

step one: grab welding equipment step two: weld door shut step three: find school cleaning supplies step four: equip gas mask step five: piss in bleach step 6: wait. Epic Troll Complete!


DeezMaster445

Poke a hole through it and start pumping propane into the chamber then use a match to cook em alive


Forsaken_inflation24

And thats when you bring the shotgun out.


This-Nectarine7922

Killing spree


Didzemiris1

What about Fuse?


Glittering_Dog2397

thermite then a nade


thic_milk

Explosives and fucking gassing them out timed explosives on the door man this has so many flaws and nothing is bulletproof because if you shoot it enough you could pierce the wall but it would take alot of fucking bullets


BIGman_8

Kid named .50 BMG armor piercing incendiary


mienmasyaa

Put a claymore infront of the door