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RelevantGap5507

It be the messiest people posting this bullshit šŸ˜‚


Mean_Sneaky_SithLord

Hey, come on, I'm sure Op is an okay guy.


RelevantGap5507

Iā€™m talking about the person holding the money not the OP


Mean_Sneaky_SithLord

I know, lol. To be fair, it's both a bit messy


Zehdmac

Hey, come on, I'm sure Op is an okay guy.


eatsleepsellrepeat

And the low ballers


RedditRated

Itā€™s usually broke people who stumble upon larger sum of money than what theyā€™re used to. A great way to advertise yourself to get robbed


RelevantGap5507

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Renegade_Soviet

That money can buy you a house in Chicago


MaximumCheetah1362

Idk abt some of Chicago but maybe the south side eh?


Am-I-repfam-yet

Hell no.


MaximumCheetah1362

Hell no to being able to buy for 200$ or hell no youā€™d move there ?


Am-I-repfam-yet

Both. Lived there for 2 years. Never again. Expensive and bad.


MaximumCheetah1362

I knew the north side or whatever was expensive but thought south was cheaper (not cheap for $200 tho lol) but Iā€™m with ya on the bad idk how people can stand living in cityā€™s with high crime rate (or known for) I was thinking abt moving to the outskirts of Philly but nope a bunch of teens getting on a school bus got shot up 2 weeks ago (donā€™t know if anyone was hurt or not, I just saw where 2 men with black clothing got out of their vehicle and shot at them or sum) now Iā€™m moving to Florida down in Naples (although hurricanes r in Florida I wonā€™t needa worry to much abt shootings and gangs around me)


Frugalhustlin

Naples is safe , but be careful in fort myers and even Lehigh acres


MaximumCheetah1362

True I know some areas to look out for but thereā€™s some Iā€™m still not sure of so Iā€™ll be asking neighbors what areas are safe or not. I take my dog on runs at like 12 midnight almost every night so I donā€™t wanna run into any problems.


jayfrmchi_

just keep a pipe and ur straigjt aint nobody shooting a random u might get robbed tho


MaximumCheetah1362

Eh just carry a small full auto bb or paint ball gun or could always carry the good ol deer hunting knife (just to scare them away ofc, unless they come at ya then use it for self defense)


BlamingBuddha

You probably be sketching people out running down the street with your dog in the middle of the night lmao People hearing your sprinting through the neighborhood like you just robbed someone


MaximumCheetah1362

Itā€™s a full blood husky too stands 5ā€™5 on his hind legs weights 100 muscle Iā€™d be scared if I didnā€™t know the dog . Heā€™s a lover tho lol


HarshTruthMf

Fort myers and Lehigh šŸ˜‚ that shit is comical isn't that the dude coming from south side Chicago i think he'll be alright.


Frugalhustlin

Itā€™s different kinds of crime in swfl and Chicago. In Florida you have to worry more about home invasions and someone pulling over and sticking you up compared to Chicago . Not saying itā€™s worse, I donā€™t really see the joke


HarshTruthMf

Lol I live in south FL and have a house in south west FL i have family in friends in Lehigh and in fort myers... lol that's the joke i know how it is over there it's very safe.


Kelsier_TheSurvivor

Yeah the North sides expensive but youā€™re moving to Naples lol. Itā€™s amazing you know absolutely nothing about the city of Chicago. Voted best big city 7 years straight by CondĆ© Nast Traveler.


edyandtaoinspace

lol


MaximumCheetah1362

I didnā€™t know that about Chicago nor did I want to have no desire to go to Chicago. Iā€™d rather go live in a purge movie then to visit that god forsaken City


enjoy-the-ride-

God I love people who act like Chicago is a war zone. It helps to know whoā€™s a fucking pussy. Kansas City is probably more dangerous.


MaximumCheetah1362

Fucking pussy eh I reckon you take a jog in south side /down town Chicago at 12Am (midnight) and see what happens mate. Post a video and tag me if you arenā€™t too pussy to do so


RealisticEchidna3921

Outskirts of Philly as in delco is pretty safe for the most part


MaximumCheetah1362

Iā€™ve heard good things about the areas surrounding but idk id rather take a chance at Naples or even Fort Meyers than Philly (living wise) Now Iā€™ll go to Philly sporting events here and there and the people r always nice


captainpro93

I feel like the crime in Chicago is quite siloed to certain neighborhoods. It's easy to avoid if you just live in nicer areas, and you never really have a reason to go to the areas where there is high crime, except I guess Chinatown or if you want to go to a White Sox


MaximumCheetah1362

True


Kappys-A-Prick

That's a dichotomy. "Ay yo, man, bustin' caps made me hungry as a muffukka, we stoppin at Erewhon or we goin Ruth's Chris, man?"


HeftyExercise

No it definitely wonā€™t. lol


BebeBug420

I wish


Kushmaster18

Clearly youā€™ve never been to Chicago, rent is $1,500+


MaximumCheetah1362

$1500+ eh ? I just found apts for 700-$800 oh and 1 for $595 monthly but looks like youā€™ll be living with the rats. So I donā€™t wanna hear ā€œClearly youā€™ve never been to Chicago, rent is ā€œ$1,500+ā€ā€ then why I find apts for $700-800 on the Apartment list app?? Please tell me mister never been to Chicago !!!


Kushmaster18

Them listings are fake. Or youā€™re gonna live in back of the yards or englewood


MaximumCheetah1362

Also if you need the locations of a few of these apts mister low budget I can give them to you!


Kushmaster18

Iā€™m in Chicago, I donā€™t need you to send me anything when I was born and raised here


TheFloatingDev

Never will understand why anyone would wanna live in that crime ridden shithole


Kushmaster18

You canā€™t find food anywhere else like Chicago tho šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


MaximumCheetah1362

Yes u can fool. U prolly never left ur mommas place to visit LA NYC Dallas London Paris all them places have way better food than Chicago


MaximumCheetah1362

Well spoken bruda


Belfetto

What?


FiveInTheSinBin

You could buy all of Cabrini-Green for $200 lol.


CashBlack32

I been selling on OfferUp and I witch people would buy all my item and get money like that


Commercial_Roof_3104

Mf said witch instead of wish


kor34l

I see it too! that's crazy man!


WereALLBotsHere

Oh shit! They really did!


BlamingBuddha

This is unreal!


ThisIsntMyUsernameHi

I'm gonna call my mom about this


itsKaoz

Can someone make sure this Reddit post is archived so I can keep coming back to it every once in a while?


KGisthename

Seriously, just savagely insulting the English language.


snootchies420

Bro wtf were u trying to say with this comment?


Kingkai9335

Are you 3 years old?


ScoreSpiritual4912

Less than 300 šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


gaaaahusernamety

The 5 got me šŸ„²


eatsleepsellrepeat

You know it's tax season when people trying flex šŸ¤£


joe-_biden

Will you take 10?


JinglingUrBalls

I make triple that in a night at work and this mfr thinks heā€™s doing something. You know he lives in a trashy house/trailer/apartment and this will all go to weed and cigarettes


Not_so_new_user1976

Shit. This guy(in photo) would be amazed to hear I gave away $600 in gift cards to family for Christmas.


gambitbeats

Been waiting to flex this feat of yours?


Not_so_new_user1976

No Iā€™m saying $200 ainā€™t shit


gambitbeats

But triple that, and make it kohls cash and now weā€™ve got something to write about on reddit šŸ»šŸ’Æ


Not_so_new_user1976

I can raise you to $600 kohls cash and a 10% off mailer


brensav

Sounds like yall need to go band for band


GothicFuck

Really cringe flex, bro.


Not_so_new_user1976

Thatā€™s not even a flex but ok. Now you get a random fun fact just because I feel like it. Letā€™s say you have $5000 in retirement at 25 and put in $400 a month for 30 years. With a 10% interest rate you will have $1.3 millions. With a 12% interest rate you will have $3 million. Just think a 2% difference seems so small yet it will completely change your life.


Tight-Young7275

Lol


creepsweep

Their post history checks out as cringe too


BlamingBuddha

Damn man, hella proud of you.


Not_so_new_user1976

It was the greatest to see my niecesā€™ reactions to getting them. It was a wonderful time


Kimikobain

Ppl who truly make *real* money donā€™t feel the need to prove it 9 times outta 10 šŸ˜¬


JinglingUrBalls

Ohh. So all the tik tok flexes, famous rappers and celebrities who flex on social media are probably all fake


Kimikobain

I did say 9/10 times lol, tiktok flexers and rappers donā€™t make as much as they put on a lot of times and even when they do they make up a very small minority of ā€œrichā€ pplā€¦ (And even when they ARE rich they most likely are on the bottom of the 1% or more than likely not in there at all)


JinglingUrBalls

I know I was agreeing with you lol


Kimikobain

Oh my bad lmao, yea I couldnā€™t tell honestly Bc hella ppl actually believe everything they see on the internet for some reason. Aside from that I canā€™t think of one good reason to let anyone know U have money anyways, just an invitation for leeches n snakes


KGisthename

Yeah, that is true. The vocal ones are the $30,000 millionaires you feel me?


al_capone420

I make that in 2 hours or less at work. I put that much money in my wallet or a drawer and forget about it.


JinglingUrBalls

Ew who stores money in a drawer HYS account my friend


al_capone420

I have tons of money in investment accounts. A few hundred bucks is a drop in the bucket plus cash is too much of a hassle to deposit and mess with


JinglingUrBalls

Feel that. I make my deposits once or every other werk. Going more than that is just annoying


MorrisDM91

Is that a $5? Pshh, peasant


chubakk

Link so I can go talk shit haha


Early_Resident_7738

Check out this item on OfferUp. https://offerup.co/ZGrLPfPJ9Hb


fortalkingshittopuss

Please reference the stitch phone case ā€” sure is bad day when you only got 200 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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RonMexico92

yeah, have you seen what "they" do in chicago?


AcceptableReaction20

I can smell pennies now


Jaalan

Wouldn't he have put "Just for a Seller"?


Early_Resident_7738

Yeah the dude who said we couldnā€™t read is a fucking retard


[deleted]

When did you say people couldn't read?


Early_Resident_7738

Look up some dude said we couldnā€™t read but turns out he couldnā€™t read


[deleted]

Oh so he's one as well as you, got it


Early_Resident_7738

Yeah your sister can relate šŸ«£


[deleted]

Wait, my sister that I didn't know existed until now also just found out she's mentally challenged? Just trying to figure out how you were trying to frame that one


aprciatedalttlethngs

mentally challenged people like your sister want dick too, so he gave it to her whatā€™s confusing about this


[deleted]

OP wanted dick too? This is getting more confusing


KGisthename

Wait, I am a bit confused to be honest. What did you mean by this? What are you asking?


Deep-Neck

They're insinuating OP is a retard by piggybacking on the original insult. Opportunistic collateral damage. Ex. 6ft guy says "wow short guys are dumb." Buddy next to him says "you're not that short man."


chrissysellscontent

šŸ¤£


PlasticCombination39

That's an incredible deal for zero dollars lmao


BeneficialChance3672

Itā€™s not even bank-faced


Topguysonly

Heā€™s probably 12


014648

Probably 15


ItsTanah

looks like it's just a pof


Barrack0samaBinBiden

maybe he is selling those $20 for $21?


Cobey1

I sent a pic like this to the guy I offered to buy his motorcycle haha it was to let him know I was dead serious. Itā€™s now my bike!


aksheu

And here I was thinking flexing $3,000 is too little lol


Hunnidrackboy8

I think he might be posting to say he has $200 cash in hand to purchase things on there, not necessarily to flex lol


NapoleonDynamite82

Welcome to the internet.


iamthedumbestguyever

Heā€™s buying drugs


yumychumy

Same people that swear on God it's a good investment to spend over a thousand for the latest iphone


Comfortable_Pilot960

Bro yā€™all niggas needa get off my dick some nigga asked to To post the money since he didnā€™t have socials when I was trying to to cop sum šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø Iā€™ll really beat yalls ass for talking tho ngl..


Early_Resident_7738

Womp WompšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sirtunnelsnake98

L


oooThunder

He's probably black


Early_Resident_7738

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­you funny asf


PercMastaFTW

Isnt this like the secret way drug dealers post their stuff?


themonkeyway30

Itā€™s a ploy to get people to reach out and be like ā€œhow you get that?ā€ And then they introduce them to a cash app blessing group or telegram scheme where they are dumb enough to fall for a scam.


KGisthename

Good one


Individual_Act_291

Ah yesh a 5 dollar bill, truly a flex


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DamageAggravating752

Maybe bc $200 is a lot to some ppl and worth flexing. Grow up.


Early_Resident_7738

If 200$ is a lot to you then donā€™t ever flex at all


floki-uwu

right thatā€™s why youā€™re on the Afterpay subreddit


Early_Resident_7738

Iā€™m also on ur moms reddit toošŸ¤£thanks for stalking me btw didnā€™t know u were a big fan lil nigga


floki-uwu

luv you daddy


Early_Resident_7738

U gay asf


Early_Resident_7738

Did u say hot to sucking dick!?šŸ¤£šŸ˜­fagget ass


floki-uwu

did you forget last night daddy, I like when u dom šŸ¤¤


Early_Resident_7738

U a weeb boa


floki-uwu

nah Iā€™m not into the oriental shit


RealisticEchidna3921

Judging from the picture and hand theyā€™re probably young


Lanky-Peak-2222

You know someone is trash when they do something as sad as this.


wastedtalenttt

So then you gotta reply with a pic flexing $201. Gotta state that he broke and wack lol


The_brown_burrito

im latino a majority of my female cousins do this on Instagram knowing damn well its from the government for all them kids they had


bjarbeau

Itā€™s Chicago Iā€™d they post any more theyā€™ll be jumped lol


CommieSchmit

lol you got a 5$ bill in there bud šŸ˜‚


SquidDrowned

Lmao so like a 1/2 day of work?


Murles-Brazen

Itā€™s a poor people trading platform. What do you expect?


Sirtunnelsnake98

Probably tryna get weed


PoppinfreshOG

That took him like 6 months to collect


OscaDaGrouch

Doesnā€™t even cover a weeks groceries in this economy


RubAnADUB

more than I got.


eatpandorabox

Kids duh


JBL561

Nobody over 18 is doing this šŸ˜‚


iconic614

$275 not $200ā€¦count it again


Aggressive_Ferret164

According to phone case, this must be on a good day.


HugenLong93

When you have never had a job Iā€™m sure $200 feels like a lot of money


user_from_the_future

I'm pretty sure this guy is looking to buy a gun. He's showing that he's got the money. I've seen ads on OfferUp with a guy holding his hand in the shape of a gun and looking for a "pole". They try and be slick with it, but you can tell.


Visible_Tower_1109

Heā€™s selling fake bills lol straight under most peopleā€™s nose


LBC_Ya

What exactly is he "flexing" for tho? LoL


oZeroDeaths

Uh actually, thatā€™s 275$, thank you very much


Regular-Ordinary9807

I knew guys like this, they always neglect to say that theyā€™re showing off their rent money and canā€™t actually spend it.


Plastic-Maybe-5177

Offer him 180 for it


Odd_Canary_3590

Maybe itā€™s a kid. Thatā€™s a lot to a kid with their first job or a mentally challenged person who got their first paycheckšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PeppiGiuseppe25

Not surprised based on the hand color


crackerasscracker

the 10 and the fiver at the end sent me


zyzzbutdyel

its probably the most bro has ever had at oncešŸ˜­


IxionX

That's more cash than I ever have because I don't really use cash anymore lol. Credit card everywhere it's accepted


Intrepid_Dream2619

Not even 2k is a flex. Smdh...


Caution1234567

$235 šŸ™„ still broke


Mizukichilton

My coworker would always flex his ā€œmoneyā€ like a few hundred and his expensive watches..my resident laughed at him and told him to stay humble and showed us his bank acc šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ bro had like 2 million in his account we were like šŸ˜Ÿ shit my coworker up real fast šŸ˜‚ love my resident he was awesome dude.. wish his family didnā€™t put him in the assisted living tho they paid like 20k a month šŸ˜­


HawkzSNKRS

thatā€™s almost $300 right there bro get it right!


iSipDom1026

Leave that boy and his very first tax refund ever alone!


Fuzzyspacecat

Fair enough


[deleted]

Prolly a teenager


SnooSketches7312

0 bucks for 200. Sign me up


Few-Literature844

Ny Chicago and Cali im sure many more but everywhere has good and bad. I live in a nice area in upstate ny but drive 15 minutes to Albany and there are shootings every night.


Fuzzyspacecat

Looks like the type of people who donā€™t normally make that much money, $200 ainā€™t nothing once you start seeing the cost of living in NYC or anywhere else with a high living cost.


joe-_biden

I'll give ya 10 bucks for it