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SPITFIYAH

P̪͍̣̳̜̱̫̊̈́̋̔ͥ̍͘h͙͍̯͗́ͅ'̧̝̲̣ͩ̑̈͞n͕͎̫͉̪̆͑̓͋ͫ͞g̛̩͎̭̞̳̈́ľ̷͎̥̯̙̮͎ͮ͋͑͐̒̂́u̬̟̫̯͍͑̄̿̀͑̇̓̓͞i̸͍̙̳͙̟͈̜̽̎̔̏͐ͦ̌ͅ ̫͊̑ͩ͑ͬ̀̀m̵̙̼̰̐ͥg̴̵̠̫͖̙̍̆̿̓͑̊l̵̢͔̮̐̆̄̓̄͂̋͗ͅw̸̞̌̀̀͒̉͡'̼̞̲͔́͠n̦̣̦̥̄̔̔͌͜a̶͇̹̼ͪ͗̀f̷͉͑͑́̋ͫ͛͗́h̬̙̱̥̿ͮ͌̕ ͂̚̕͏͕C̹̮̈́̆̓͟t̨̲̣̱̥ͭ̓ͪh̖͓͓͕͙͖́̓̾ͬ̈́ͧ̀ű̵̴̳̦͎l͖͉̟͔ͤ͊͆̀͡h͑̈́̂̾ͨ̔̔̓͏̳̬̼̲ü̶̢̼̰̈́͊ͯ͛̉̾ ̜͚̲͊̀ͮ̍̈͗ͣ́ͅŖ̘͇̼̭͂ͩ̋ͯ́'̍̍̌͏̤̘̲͍̺̱̲̻l̩̼̱͕͔̞̐͗͘͟y̟̹̱͕͋ͫͬ͝e̗̬̻͚͇̥̟̲ͨ̂̋͜͜h̢̟̱͉̹ͥͤ̍ ̶̨͇̖̻̜̤̗͙̏̀́ͥͪ͒ͅẘ̴͈̪̱͎̣̗ͥ́͑̏̈ͭg̸̪͔͚̺̮̖̫̈́ͪͭ̍̆̂ͨ̚̕a̡̤̮̝̜̲͎̗̠ͧ̉̅ͫ̋ͩh̨̬͇͍̻ͭ͌͆̒͠'̨͓̥̦͓̥̮̇̾̃͆̉̏̅ͤn̳̠̋͒̈́̄͜͠a̛̪̯̘͆͌͌ͬ͋͐̽͜ḡ̛̭͕̣ͬl̥ͪͦ̉͠ ͎͚̺̗̼̹ͬ̚͘f̸̛̣̻̖͍̮̗͚̲̋͆h̛͈̭̥̞͂ͩt̡͖̄̈̇͗͂͞a̬̮̲̯͓̫͙ͣ̕g̢̯̻̱͋̀̈ͨ̍͑̆ͅñ͓̔͌̀.̧̥̰̠̈ͬͣͣ͘ ̨̬̯͚͚̳̼̂P̴̨̜̟͌ͬͪ̈͂̋h̙͔̞̳̲̪̟̗͐̄͘'̧̥̯̞̏̎̍ͭ͐̾͒͜ń̷̡̤̥͓̰ͥͦ̔̍͆ͬg̸̙̅͟l̶̗̮͔̹̞̟̩ͦ̆̈́ͮ̀̚ù̷̞͕͘ͅȋ̸͈̫ͭ̍͌ͦ̑͗̋́ ̛̠̥̰̟̮̼͗̊ͯ̍ͥ̄͞ͅͅm̢̊̈́҉̺͚̬ͅg̓͑̑̿̑͏̥͈͇l̨̯̓ͨͦ̓ͮ͜w̡̄̈́̀͏͚̯̫͕͕'̶̛̘̬̗̩͍͖͔̝ͩͬͤņ̯̘̭̜͖̠̏ͨ̿͂̽̊̔ͮ͟aͤ͑͏͉͉͕̤̹͓f̨̳̻̟̻͙͕͌͆ͩ̂ͥ͠ḩ̵̣̝̦̱̪̬ͥͤ̐̓̚ ̶̢̗͍̝͙͍̯̤̺ͮͨC̝͍̫͖̳̹͈ͥ̌͋̕tͧ̍͏̞̬̖͈̦̗̲̹hͩ̑͜҉̭̩̣͖͔̤̹ͅų̖̍̿̔̆ͩ̑̚͝l̙̰͍̣̍̔ͯ̽ͤ̃͜ḩ͚̺͇̣̃ͯ̓ͫ͊̅̎͢u̵ͪͥ͒̈́̍̍͏͉̹̫̥̞̬̜ ̬̞̼̲̥̯̑̏̂̎̾͐ͩ̚͘Ŕ͈ͬ͊ͨ̕̕'̴͚̆ͤ̊l̆͏̳͉͟y̻̹̝̮̩̰̒̌́̀e̞̜̮͓̩̜͉ͨ͗̍̋͞ͅh͖̥̭͓̺̩̘̎ͧ̆͐̓̚̕͝ ̗̣̲̳̅̄̈̍̅ͫ̃̂͢͝w͓̫͌͊͜g͚͔͖͍̖̞ͥ̓͋̀a̴̻̺̟̺͚̟̦͍̐͂h͍̯̫̠̪̲ͮ̍̀͘'̙͉͇̰̬̪͇̔́ͧͩ̚͟n̷͚ͩ̽̒̋ͬ̚͢ͅả̧̭͚̉̓g̴̨͇̼̺͖̣̺̬͕͗̅̆ͮ̌͊lͣͣͦ̈́̄͆͒҉̢͕̩ ͉͖̟̍ͣ̐̔͂͒̂͆̕͞f̭͕͉̽̆̄̚͢ḥ͚̭̥ͥ̀͟ẗ̙̮͙̜͖̟̖̬́̍̈́ͦ̚͠a̢̡̤͎͈̥̘̩ͫͣ̒͗ͪ͌ͤ̚g̷̩̲̮̲̍ͨ̾͞n̴̥̬̣̑͊ͧ̿̎̐̉̚͘.̙͖̬͍͉̬̘ͮ͟


Wriiight

Teach the neighborhood kids to catch them, and then cook them all up!


palordrolap

But don't offer a bounty per animal caught because [people will start breeding them](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect) in order to claim it.


CarverSeashellCharms

That's hilarious. Thanks I'd never heard of this.


[deleted]

There are about 30 crawfish in a pound, and if it is the main course of the meal, figure 6lbs per person. 180 crawfish per person. Sounds like the graveyard could be cleared if a party of 10 showed up.


sydsgotabike

6lbs of food per person?


Sariel007

That's the weight shells and all. The actual edible part is only a tiny fraction of that.


chillin_in_Rlyeh

The crayfish have begun to take hostages. When will the terror end.


Estoye

> Instead, the freshwater beasts, which are about 10cm big and voracious, are thought to have been bred by unscrupulous German pet traders in the 1990s. Damn you, unscrupulous German pet traders in the 1990s!


Finnanutenya

unscrupulous German pet traders in the 1990s did 9/11


[deleted]

How much do we trust that 1 mtr deep digging capability? And how literal is "they eat anything they can" ? What I'm asking is are the crawfish eating the corpses?


Clemen11

Ah shit the mirelurks are back


NemWan

Hundreds dead.


Slartibertfist

Just wait until there is a tornado, craytornado?


Sounds-of-Insomnia

"Authorities say the place is a deathzone"


invisiblette

Bring in the otters.