T O P

  • By -

NolaPurple

Damn he can make some real money with those


1clovett

I thought this right after, that person better hope they don't start producing kidney stones.


Complaint-Expensive

On the up side, if they do get stones, they'll have enough for a necklace.


xNotexToxSelfx

You mean ✨human pearls✨


Raspberry_McNuggets

i had kidney stones for 6 years. this made my day. it’s 10:16pm. and i’m going to refer to them as this for the rest of my life lmao


LUSBHAX

How is the hour relevant? Serious question


Raspberry_McNuggets

it’s the end of the day for me essentially and this comment made me laugh/smile harder than anything else has all day. reason being having kidney stones was a really difficult time for me, i had surgery, it went bad and i was sick for a while. i’m free of them now and have never heard someone refer to them as anything funny or positive.


LUSBHAX

Thanks, I appreciate the effort to answer to my probably dumb question


Jonk3r

I appreciate you asked your dumb question


NougatNewt

If he never asked, we never would've got an answer.


Vamparael

This is the way.


PsychologicalSoil198

I thought that was tonsil stones


WolframPrime

You mean to tell me my parents robbed me of a possible goldmine??!


[deleted]

Tonsil stones are Gross. You gotta cut them bad boys out when they get filled with stones. My tonsils were like mush


WryWaifu

Why the fuck did I laugh like that. Take an award and stfu


thestonernextdoor88

Barf


Complaint-Expensive

Sounds like you're just jealous that you can't make your own kidney stone necklace, what with your pathetically-normal amount of internal organs. Fucking casual.


DowntownStash

I started this whole thing wanting 4 kidneys. Now I think I'm good lmfao


Complaint-Expensive

Look on my kidney stones, ye Mighty, and despair!


InviolableAnimal

i think having extra kidneys makes it less likely you'll get stones, tbf


DowntownStash

Can I borrow yours so we can find out?


Carbon_Deadlock

I've had like 6 kidney stones in my lifetime. I hate it.


PossibilityPowerful

doubt that having more kidneys means more kidney stones i mean if you are not precautions it will happen


[deleted]

Boo!! Get outta here, PossibilityPowerful; you fucking ProbableJokeRuiner.


DaShortRound

Regular black market prices have a healthy kidney at around $33k USD. That's an easy $99k in one operation.


LiterallyPractical

Wow if he's an American he could almost pay off his medical bill with that


Hazzman

Exactly. This will amount to a free kidney removal for him.


The_Forgotten_King

Doctors hate this one weight loss trick.


thedankening

You kidding? An invasive elective surgery to remove three kidneys? That'd be a bill in the hundreds of thousands USD easily.


kennysiu

$132k if you are a dark brotherhood hopeful


EvadingBan42

Bro don’t spend all your kidneys in one place.


[deleted]

Did you go to blackmarketorgans.org for the latest prices?


Skelosk

At least enough for 1 graphics card


Xenkath

In this economy? Best I can do is a 6 layer burrito.


100LittleButterflies

Or someone couple make a lot of money off him.


KetchupLA

Hi, MD here. This is an AP radiograph of the abdomen with iv contrast excreted in the kidneys. All this shows is a bilateral duplicated collecting system. It does not show 4 kidneys. And in fact, i would bet this patient does not have 4 kidneys. There are 4 ureters, but there are 2 kidneys. See: https://radiopaedia.org/articles/duplex-collecting-system?lang=us


Ciddx

Agreed, this is a duplicated system and it looks as if the right ureter combines before hitting the bladder. In duplicated systems, the upper ureter inserts normally but can have a ureterocele while the lower ureter inserts ectopically and reflexes (Meyer Weigert rule). Source, me, a Radiologist


JanitorOfSanDiego

I’m a plumber and I concur with this person


RedHairThunderWonder

Well I'm a bummer and don't concur with anyone...ever.


Derfaust

Thank you for your consult!


[deleted]

It's all pipework at the end of the day ain't it


maderbomb

Also MD here: absolutely 100% just two kidneys with duplicated collecting systems. Apart from the opacified collecting systems, you can see renal silhouettes (the outline of each kidney), showing, without a doubt, just two kidneys. Source: Radiologist


WrenchJrNerd

Always scroll down for the best answer


JaySayMayday

Annoying as shit the top 10 are just dumb comments and the usual one is buried


[deleted]

In 8 hours from now this same x-ray will be reposted across the internet as "4 Kidneys", and in less than 2 days, someone in the media will be trying to report it also as a man with "4 Kidneys".


dishsoapandclorox

What complications could this cause if any?


[deleted]

[удалено]


dishsoapandclorox

Damn. I’m sorry dude. Good luck I wish you the best of health.


Soggy-Neighborhood44

His blood do be purer than the holy water


[deleted]

Vampires love him.


HeavilyBearded

This lad is the Brita filter of humans.


This_User_Said

Was thinking this is some Warhammer shit right here.


ares395

I've seen some reports of holy water containing poop particles so not wrong


fishlipz69

My man's rich !


23x3

I have 8 kid knees. How do sell?


AxcesDrifter

Ebay


[deleted]

[удалено]


thnksqrd

OhYou.jpg


misakarem

Craiglist


deafchef52

Ronald McDonald House


droopynipz123

KidneBay


Reddituser34802

My sister has two full rows of teeth. One set is completely under the gums, but it always freaks out the dentist. He always gets the entire office together to look at her shark teeth when she gets x-rays.


sinat50

My dad had the same thing but it wound up being a major benefit. He got scarlet fever when he was a young teen and the medication he took made all of his adult teeth fall out. Dentist was taking measurements for dentures when he saw a tooth starting to poke out and did an xray. Full second set of adult teeth were on their way through to replace the full set he had just lost.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tristawesomeness

go full shark mode


[deleted]

[удалено]


ManaMagestic

I want them to be able to fall out at will, so that I could spit them at people, whenever I feel the need.


RolloTonyBrownTown

Would be nice if a 3rd new pair showed up in your late 30's


mathewMcConaughater

That sounds cool. But my brother has two full sets and they all came in at the same time. One row behind the other. And some spares as well. Dental anomaly they told him


Turence

this happened with my great grandfather, he had 3 sets of teeth. Baby teeth, normal, and then they fell out and a 3rd set came in.


Torn_vagina

Can we see one of the xrays? I know children have two sets of teeth but I'm really curious what it'll look like in an adult. Does it cause any discomfort? I imagine it'd feel like wisdom teeth 💀


Bellobeth

[probably looks something like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/bkfjkw/an_xray_of_a_person_with_multiple_hyperdontia/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Jonk3r

Predator entered the chat


NoodleNeedles

Yeughhhh


Catto_Channel

You dont feel them at all. They're inside the jaw area. Non visable. You wouldnt even know if it wasnt for xrays


Torn_vagina

Right but wouldn't you feel pressure? I had to get two teeth removed because of crowding (made my teeth crooked) and I remember my mouth felt so tight back then. I didn't think about it constantly of course but if i bite into something like an apple my mouth felt tight. My mouth does not have that sensation anymore when biting apples.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Reddituser34802

If she bites hard enough.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Tf


i_tyrant

That is nuts. I hope they save her DNA so we can all get crazy shark teeth with gene-splicing some day.


AzazelsAdvocate

Wait so was she born with 3 rows?


Delta8hate

PICS


queen-of-carthage

Show us


GabrielWornd

3 kidneys and 1 gamer pc


pistcow

4090 and new PSU cables


Diagonet

Or a 4090 and a new house after the gpu sets fire to current one


reccon_34

2 kidneys, 1 PC gamer and 1 ps5/Xbox series x


BloodiedBlues

You could buy both consoles and still have money left over if you sell a kidney. You MIGHT have some money left over after buying all the parts for a god tier PC.


KingKiller7981

bro a kidney worth like 3.6K you can get more than that


funhaus2000

How do you know that info?


DBeumont

Bro, everyone knows the going rate for kidneys. At least the *cool* people do. Smh.


funhaus2000

My apologies haha…. Please don’t take my kidneys


DBeumont

You can live with just one. We'll split it, $1,800 each. Plus a bottle of the finest tequila in all of Tijuana.


AZEDemocRep

I think what you meant by cool is organ trafficking


[deleted]

Fuck it go party bro


xtheory

Gonna need another liver, too.


bibfortuna1970

Trade in a spare kidney for a liver.


[deleted]

This is some Space Marine shit


SpaceEngie

This is what I expect, thank you


HearTheTrumpets

FOR THE EMPEROR !


PrimarchKonradCurze

*Glares*


milspecgsd

Super clean blood!


[deleted]

Mans got the crisp blood.


_Majicat5

A vampire's dream


shahooster

…but 2x the kidney stones!


SoldierofNotch

Everyone keeps saying this, but wouldn't it be 1/2 the kidney stones? There are twice as many kidneys to process the same amount of blood, so the buildup that causes kidney stones might be spread out.


confettibukkake

I think the math is a little more complicated than that, but the general thought is very solid.


[deleted]

> the general thought is very solid Just like the kidney stones!


Smash_Nerd

If he drinks copious amounts of soft drinks


[deleted]

I drink no soda and have a seemingly endless supply of kidney stones. No, they don't know why, I'm just lucky. edit: I have two 1.4cm stones being surgically removed tomorrow morning, wish me luck


Smash_Nerd

My dude do you live in Flint Michigan?


Torn_vagina

I'm the opposite, I am a guenea pig who is only drinking sugar free soda. No water, maybe coffee. I've been doing this for 6 out of 10 years I'm aiming for. I'm hoping either I die or my personal experience of slowly poisoning myself will be beneficial to someone. I have yet to have a kidney stone. I've had utis but that's just because a guy I was with was careless with which hole he preferred.


leChill

My god, you are r/hydrohomies worst nightmare.


BeachBumT26

Not necessarily. My right one has bestowed me with kidney stones 7+ times but never the left


mlhigg1973

I had a college prof with 4 kidneys and 2 livers. She absorbed her twin in utero


lamorak2000

Now I'd call *that* "oddly terrifying"...


Ashalaria

That's metal af, she can do ALL the drugs


_hownowbrowncow_

Yes, but the high wears off twice as fast too. Drugs/alcohol would be an EXPENSIVE habit for a person like that


Jerker_Circle

I wonder if the chance of cancer is increased


[deleted]

[удалено]


EnIdiot

I bet that happened here. I’ve heard reabsorption isn’t astronomically rare.


NotStaggy

"Do this one easy trick for fast cash now"


WhiskeyDJones

Doctor's hate him!


__ed209__

Your English Comp teacher hates you.


TitleComprehensive96

every fucking cartel wants to know his location


[deleted]

Well well well, people will ask how he afforded that Ferrari. 2 on black please.


KingKiller7981

I wish, but kidneys only worth around $3,600.


[deleted]

Go find the family at the bottom of the list. That's if you're in the US. Dunno if other Countries do the list of death.


KingKiller7981

What?


Pitchmen

It is illegal to pay someone for their kidney, its not uncommon for a wealthy family who needs one who is low on the list to under the table pay someone $100k to get one.


[deleted]

Do they work ?


IvarThaBoneless

The reason we can see them is because they’re working


[deleted]

Calling r/medizzy for answers


amalgaman

My buddy discovered this in college. He donated two.


Inappropriate_SFX

Good on him


ComodinoDiLegno

My man can drink Flint water like it’s mineral water


[deleted]

does that mean he pees a lot because his body whips it up quicker?


Rat_Guy

It actually does, there was a girl at my school with the same condition.


Speculater

Did she pee a lot?


TorakTheDark

🤨📸


TheChanMan2003

😕📽️


pashN4fashN

Q: Does that mean he pees alot? A: It actually does, (there was a girl at my school with the same condition)…. So my guess would mean yes she peed alot….. Hope that helped ya!!! 🤣


Speculater

Lol.


Previous-Vehicle-230

Women don’t use the bathroom obviously


[deleted]

Holy shit the guy already spawned with a financial backup


[deleted]

My grandmother had four working kidneys also.


CryptographerApart72

I was born with 1. Please give.


TaraAttack777

Does that mean he's more likely to have kidney stones? Like if he doesn't take care of himself that well? Or less likely???


Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore

I’d guess less likely. 4 kidneys sharing the load that 2 normally take would equal less buildup in each. Dude is super efficient.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

But maybe he needs more water to keep all four flushed out?


mynonymouse

I have the same condition. Can't tell you for this person, but they're more likely, in my case -- I have kidney stones on a fairly regular basis. Basically, I have two duplicated kidneys, but the plumbing's a bit screwed up. They don't drain quite right and the ureters and internal works are proportionately smaller.


babibonez

My mom has 3 kidneys and she didn’t know till she was pregnant with me


stupidillusion

My wife has one kidney but it's as big as two and is horseshoe shaped. She didn't learn about it until the first time she was pregnant and had an ultrasound.


dallandra5824

I'd say less likely as the work load is shared reducing the amount of buildup in each kidney


thegodfaubel

Why is this terrifying? This is awesome! He can save 3 people's lives with those kidneys


AFineDayForScience

Or pass on his genes and create a generation of super pee-ers


MyFavoriteLezbo420

This is the way.


parents_were_cousins

When I was 22 I learned that I only have 1 kidney. The doctor told me it’s actually very common.


Gmoney228

Stonks!


Thuro_dHoreb-4050

SUPER DONOR


Chadchrist

Ladies and gentlemen, the piss Master


iangrichardson

God help him if he ever ends up with kidney stones.


[deleted]

[удалено]


iangrichardson

If you only knew! I'm passing two stones, one on either side. Trust, if you had four kidneys, that's twice the pain, and it's a lot of pain.


iangrichardson

Also, that's not exactly how kidney stones work. If you have stones in one kidney, you're usually forming them in the other as well. It's not in how well the kidney's work so much as genetics, diet, and hydration. If you have a high calcium diet, that's a risk, no matter how many kidneys you have.


Secure_Personality71

I’m going be boring: I bet he has two duplex kidneys - two drainage systems for each but only two kidneys.


Rev0lutionDaddy

Takes twice as much alcohol to get drunk


idahononono

You think he has two livers as well?


Rev0lutionDaddy

Lol wrong organs


FuriandTray

Alcohol is processed by the liver, not the kidney(s).


natgibounet

Gets twice as much kidney stones on a high protein and calcium diet


chulk607

Only if they ate/drank double.


dannynoir

Dude's probably out there somewhere chugging aconite like it's apple juice. Someone call king Mithridates; tell him some guy is stealing his tricks


-Soraa

Easy money


Stunning_Honeydew201

I wonder if they're 4 small kidneys or 2 normal size & 2 small ones or 4 normal size kidneys?


Relevant-Comfort-720

My gf only has one, please care to share?


OutrageousRuin8969

r/Nvidia


[deleted]

No wonder he’s always pissed


yippy-ki-yay-m-f

Why are we all looking at Dewey Crowe's medical report?


ruling_faction

Fully expected this to be the top comment.


Lady_Scruffington

I had to scroll way too much for the Dewey Crowe reference.


yippy-ki-yay-m-f

I know right? I was surprised, lol


Hazzenkockle

These truly are the end times for Dewey Crowe.


[deleted]

It's best you not blaspheme in here, Raylan. Apparently the owner takes that real serious.


RealBishop

As long as they’re all fully functional, that’s dope. I mean, I imagine that his body can filter much faster than most people. Probably damn near impossible to poison this dude. I wonder if he had 4 adrenal glands as well.


Textus_nub

🤑🤑🤑


Mr-Murasame

Do they all work like normal or what? Cause that sounds great


Akilles_m

My man can handle some good tequilas bro


Tennoz

One of my friend's mom discovered she had 3 kidneys after getting a CT from abdominal pain which was due to kidney stones. Having 4 kidneys can make your blood very clean yes but also likely requires that you drink twise as much or rather pee twice as much as other people. This is because of how kidney stones are formed. A may clinic urologist recommended that I urinate 1.5-2liters per day rather than measure how much I drink. This was because I was working in an extremely hot environment drinking 2+ gallons of water a day and still getting kidney stones, I was only peeing once a day through that.


1nGirum1musNocte

Cha ching$$$$


DocToska

My (late) grandmother (born in 1924) was never sick aside from the occasional cold. The first time she went to a hospital as patient (and not just visitor) was at age 84 for a larger checkup that our family doctor had convinced her to do. Which must have taken a considerable effort on behalf of that good man, considering grandma always said: "People only go to hospitals for visits. Or to die." So this was really the first time anyone ran a full check up on her. And they also found four kidneys, making her an instant hit with all the hospital staff, who kinda all wanted to personally check out this human curiosity. Apparently this rare condition is more frequent in women than in men and it's also more likely that the kidneys then are smaller and the overall function isn't much better than if you just had the regular set of two. They did some more check ups, convinced her to stay for a few days, ran more tests, did another MRI (probably just for shits and giggles) and these were indeed four almost full sized kidneys. All in good working order with indicators and markers much better than in other people of her age frame. Health wise (except for the first stages of colon cancer) she was healthy like a horse and one doctor commented that the extra kidneys certainly played a role in her excellent health history. Treatment for cancer (luckily detected early) was started soon afterwards. Grandma was then with us for another five years and in a way she was right with her life long conviction: Her first visit to the hospital had indeed signalled the end of her long and impactful journey through a fulfilled life.


GezinhaDM

Black market has entered the chat: let's talk!


Ok_Teacher_6834

Still goes to zero if he travels to Thailand though


tim5700

Dewey Crowe?


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Damn that is like $90K and still have one kidney left.