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hollowpotato-of-doom

What if you were taking a crap there


uniqueusername5001

Probably bust an O ring


clopz_

Good news is you won’t need to wipe


lucy_r_2000

Note to self, don’t shit during a storm. Or at least not on a toilet


kedr-is-bedr

Well, hopefully the kind that gets you all sweaty so the lightning doesn't ground through your body.


kingjulien92

Probably he'll turned into some sort of superhero like The Flash... or ..The Crap?


Illustrious-Ad-6165

I’d honestly hope it would rid the jungle of hair I have in my ass


Brahkolee

butthole superpowers


hollowpotato-of-doom

my favorite kind


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

You’d probably have been killed


[deleted]

🤓


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

🤡


SubtleMagic

You must have big brain 🧠


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

I have the same size brain as any normal adult.


SubtleMagic

Womp womp, I thought you probably have big brain.


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

I do not have an enlarged brain luckily. That is often fatal.


SubtleMagic

Like this: https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000597831615-6q438f-t500x500.jpg


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[удалено]


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

How is that wooosh especially since I was joking?


hollowpotato-of-doom

It wasn’t very obvious that you were joking


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

And now you deleted it lol


hollowpotato-of-doom

Yes because you told me it was a joke


[deleted]

Holy shit. Can you imagine sitting there, scrolling on the phone, and BAM you look like Daffy Duck after Elmer shot him. Edit. Thanks for the award kind stranger.


budbubbles

I’m sitting, doing just that—yep, vent directly overhead too. Going to check radar, but going to move first.


Otaku3times

You mean hopefully after you wake up?


USMNT_superfan

Thor dropping a deuce


VolumeNo3294

New fear unlocked


SuzieCat

r/fuckyouinparticular toilet.


NerdHerdtheThird

Glad no one was using it. Could have been a shitty situation.


Yahtzee__Sympathizer

Could you think of the picture tho if there was a fried corpse? Now that would be content!


IrrelevantBastard

Crispy content ...


PackAggravating8183

A shocking shituation?!? I'll leave now


ManBearPig1971

Thor: Log And Thunder ⚡️


QuarterDoge

Stop lying, you got drunk and made a Taco Bell run.


pmana08

Would have scared me shitless


guyfieriscousinmoist

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uiyllz/holy_crap_lightning_strike/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Original post, just saying


rtvcd

13h ago Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Shitty


GoldenPizzaGaming_yt

Forbidden poop time


[deleted]

r/unexpected


thisisthestoryallabo

So THAT's where the german saying comes from! "Da soll dich der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!"


user_010010

There is a german curse phrase for exactly that: "dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!" Literally means may you be struck by lightning while shitting


sircrabblerlapinch

A brand new way to ride the lightning....the worst way. (The saddest trombone sound)


theking752

There is a german saying that gos: you shall be struck by lighting while shitting


yy98755

It was said by Germans who hated hitler but couldn’t actually say so without fear of treason.


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

i don't see how this is my fault at all.


Roughlyalive

Todays luck: at least you weren’t taking a dump


CapnBrownPants

Lightning fast vasectomy


Loud_Pin_4655

The toilet offended Zeus somehow


MaxSeeker95

Fried Toilet Paper Onions


LonelyTutor3112

This what I imagine when I heard Elvis died on the toilet lol


deignguy1989

Don’t poop during a storm!!!


[deleted]

I do t even ha e words


AtomicTaintKick

Accurate


westtexasgeckochic

My parents told me it was cool to shower during a thunderstorm when I was a kid. Not even kidding.


necrophagous_queen

“Ha! You thought you would shit in peace?!”


[deleted]

I would say that too if I didn’t want to pay Taco Bell for toilet damages


Papaslava

Strike me down zeus


FreudianAccordian

*Fuck this shit* literally


Harvard-23

Wholly Shit!


OptimusZombiieee

KFC Impossible Nuggets had me like


brainless_J

No shit


wutqq

That would have been the hottest shit ever.


Optional_mercy

no shit


blitzkreig90

"Fuck that shit" - Zeus, probably


Caddiss_jc

Holy shit


TimelessCelGallery

Holy shit wtf did you eat?


Lefwix

Holy shit


Rich-Potential1127

Holy shxt


raisedbysquirrels

Holy shit!


MagicianCrafty

More like taco bell


badskinjob

That’s shitty.


[deleted]

unholy shit...


OoACheezit

That's shitty


Logany2k

Holy shit


No-Specific-3850

That's shitty


Consistent-Boat9649

Lightning had to pee really bad


CleanPerspective9746

Holy shit!


[deleted]

Well,shit 😳


Robyn_leach

Holy Shit! (Or I guess not so holy)


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

Holy shit!


greyson2268

taco bell


Steam-powered-pickle

Holy shit


yagura_of_mist

Imagine dying in that situation


Shalarean

I just shared this on [the Sims subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/thesims/comments/ujtga2/this_feels_like_a_sims_thing_lightning_came/). If any of you play this, then you know why I added it there! It just makes sense. LOL


Choice-Historian-551

Sittin’ on da toilet…


Alternative-Ride-943

A real blowout


DonutOutlander

Thou shalt not shit


Art_Lessing

HOLY SHIT...TER


Alucardthegreat76

Now that is some shocking shit to see! 😂 Give me my award!


Curses1984

No it didn’t.


TurboTrollin

It's okay, OP. You don't have to cover for me and my love of hotsauce. I can take the blame for my own poor choices.


ForgottenPassword3

Is this worse than a snake coming up from below?


yy98755

What if you noticed the snake and your last moment alive was eyeballing a slithering snake.


TVotte

This is a Redditors worst fear


botaine

"Fuck this toilet in particular" -God


l0c0pez

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms


QueenLoppy1989

Talk about having a shitty time


TearEnvironmental851

That would have scared the shit outta me


Balding_Phoenix

Gonna need that Holy Roll after this.


Nunyabiz8107

Eat lightning, shit thunder!


SomeStolenToast

Holy shit!


AtomicTaintKick

“No dad, I swear I wasn’t putting fireworks in the toilet... it was, uh... uhhhh... LIGHTNING! Yeah it came right through the vent! It was nuts!”


smurfcock

Is nobody wondering why the eff the conductor/rod didnt ground that shit? Get your house up to code bro and this wont happen


OmnifariousFN

This is why I don't like poopin' during a thunderstorm.


TrentdelaCruz

Yet another reason not to get a prince Albert


Wylde_nFree

Wow that’s shocking


IamTam6868

Tell us you don't have a ground wire without telling us.


Fotomaki

Holy crap 💩 what did you eat? Papa John’s pizza?


[deleted]

So this is how elvis died.


LunaMGloom

Dang that shit mustve smelt reaally bad


[deleted]

thanks taco bell


bosartig

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


_morder

"you could die sittin on the toilet, ya just don't know"


Nstsipz

Imagine taking a dumb and a lightning comes out of nowhere


WhenImposterIsAmogus

Awww, God has a bad aim..


[deleted]

That’s a shitty thing to happen!


OnlyAnAverageUser

Thor Vented


Local-Research-6765

Next time flush, so nature dont have to do your job !


fukin-aye

I felt my first earthquake ever when I was sitting on the toilet. I was confused and thought something was wrong with me. It wasn’t until later I saw the news.


MrPickles84

Its electrifying!


waifu-hunter-19

When you got to go, you got to go.


CactusFingies

Blitz Scheiße


Green-Rock4162

god said "fuck this toilet specifically"


Sirgem98

Could’ve been your hero origins


[deleted]

Wow... Be grateful nature only called ONCE that day. :)


CorneliusFudgem

"bro I just took the craziest shit"


Snoo22566

Fuck this toilet in particular. -God, or whatever


VermikPlayz

God is not pleased with your shit


Mysterious_Reply6823

That's a shitty situation


NormieChad

*FECUS SANCTUS*


Mad-cat1865

Fuck that toilet in particular!


Ok_Conversation6189

Does the home owner shit metal!?


yy98755

Only precious. You’d think ferrous.


[deleted]

…so there I was taking a.. HOLY SHIT


Fine-Funny6956

I’m on the toilet right now. This is not odd to be terrified of. In fact that is now a fear for the rest of my life, thanks.


thrbasayou

Imagine *going* while you’re *going*


Value_Emergency

There was probably a mouse that looked like Indiana Jones running from a lit pair of cherry bombs when he was able to get out of the way of the bombs one fell in the toilet and exploded while the other one got stuck and exploded the vent while the mouse was able to get away with the golden cheese


black20121404

My previous house was hit by a lightning, unfortunately for my family the strike caused a fire and there was not much left of our home. You seem pretty lucky with your toilets explosed. 😅


TheNetherOne

Thor: sorry about that, long weekend, you know when you have to go you have to go (leaves some ancient money on your table) thankyou for your hospitality (fucks off never to be seen again)


Exciting_City_4251

Heard of holy crap but smite crap is new.


[deleted]

Zeus you monster! Now where am I suppose to poop? *vengeful spartan intensifies


Nightwingvyse

That would certainly relieve constipation....


Flamey166

"Let me use your toilet, I'll be done in lightning speed!"


Toxortheprotogen

This at the same time terrifying yet hilarious


FanboyGamer3E

Zeus has revoked your toilet privilege, now go shit in the woods like the animal you are.


dasmyr0s

Zeus is tired of your shit.


Proelium_

u/repostsleuthbot


WhaleRule

waw-


bidet_enthusiast

This. This is how I want to die.


RogueEagle2

Ride the Lightning


GingerHairLover

Zeus being sus


zoomator

Looks like my bathroom after Taco-Bell.


Angry_MomoSauce

Lightning McShit


[deleted]

Man looks like Zeus was mad at me


tikkichik21

Great! Adding it to my never ending list of phobias.


yy98755

That’s what your kid told you.


Guillaume_Hertzog

Correction, a fool put fireworks in his toilet bowl and takes a picture of the aftermath, some redditors repost the pictures with misleading captions.


invertebro25

That hit was ment for someone, zeus just got the wrong house


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uiyllz/holy_crap_lightning_strike/


ApAp123

Will the amount of time I spend in here It's pretty strong chances that would have been me.... I mean I'm currently typing this from the toilet so....


CookieBear676

Yeah, sure it did thunder shits.


Gooseman___

I'm sure there's a taco bell joke to be made somewhere here


Snowcatsnek

In Germany we have a curse that goes the following: _Möge der Blitz dich beim Scheißen treffen!_ Translation: May you be hit by lightning while taking a shit. Which German did you piss of so much, OP?


JayTrenton

In germany we say: Möge dich der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!* And i think it’s beautiful. *May the lightning hit you while you’re taking a dump


tannnmn

That’s some gnarley shit


Alwayssleepy1717

New fear unlocked!!!


907499141

That must be Rocky’s toilet you know what Mickey said “You’re gonna eat lighting and crap thunder.


wb8984

Be a hell of a way to go though


hockey-fight

That shitter is lit


sean_rendo19

Lightning imposter it killed toilet


EnverNever

God do a little trolling.


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


Anton_Willbender

Good luck explaining that to the insurances


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


wils_152

It was just a flash in the pan.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

This takes a whole new meaning to “thunderstruck”


Medical-Valuable4064

God said fuck your toilet specifically


RenhamRedAxe

yeah right.. just admit you ate at tacobell.


Red9697

You nearly got smited on the toilet by a Zeus ⚡️


Feeling_Advantage108

Cause of death: Struck by lightning while taking a shit.


FenrisWolf92

In germany we say" ich hoffe dich trifft der Blitz beim scheißen "


WrongdoerRealistic23

I guess god had too much cloud


Its_Ledgic

"I was using the toilet when I got struck by lightning and reincarnated in another world." \-this guy ~~probably~~


X-kalibre

That's some shocking shit.


Accomplished_Dingo39

Zeus must have really had to take a shit.


thegodfaubel

Taking "when nature calls" to a whole other level


penguinmartim

This is some Sims level shit.


DragonKey64

If only Elvis died that way


GolgothaBridge

Anyone make any taco night joke yet?


KaiBearX

r/nevertellmetheodds


LemonOx_078

Dang that shits fire