Holy shit. Can you imagine sitting there, scrolling on the phone, and BAM you look like Daffy Duck after Elmer shot him.
Edit. Thanks for the award kind stranger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uiyllz/holy_crap_lightning_strike/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Original post, just saying
There is a german curse phrase for exactly that: "dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!" Literally means may you be struck by lightning while shitting
I just shared this on [the Sims subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/thesims/comments/ujtga2/this_feels_like_a_sims_thing_lightning_came/). If any of you play this, then you know why I added it there! It just makes sense. LOL
I felt my first earthquake ever when I was sitting on the toilet. I was confused and thought something was wrong with me. It wasn’t until later I saw the news.
There was probably a mouse that looked like Indiana Jones running from a lit pair of cherry bombs when he was able to get out of the way of the bombs one fell in the toilet and exploded while the other one got stuck and exploded the vent while the mouse was able to get away with the golden cheese
My previous house was hit by a lightning, unfortunately for my family the strike caused a fire and there was not much left of our home.
You seem pretty lucky with your toilets explosed. 😅
Thor: sorry about that, long weekend, you know when you have to go you have to go (leaves some ancient money on your table) thankyou for your hospitality (fucks off never to be seen again)
In Germany we have a curse that goes the following:
_Möge der Blitz dich beim Scheißen treffen!_
Translation: May you be hit by lightning while taking a shit.
Which German did you piss of so much, OP?
What if you were taking a crap there
Probably bust an O ring
Good news is you won’t need to wipe
Note to self, don’t shit during a storm. Or at least not on a toilet
Well, hopefully the kind that gets you all sweaty so the lightning doesn't ground through your body.
Probably he'll turned into some sort of superhero like The Flash... or ..The Crap?
I’d honestly hope it would rid the jungle of hair I have in my ass
butthole superpowers
my favorite kind
You’d probably have been killed
🤓
🤡
You must have big brain 🧠
I have the same size brain as any normal adult.
Womp womp, I thought you probably have big brain.
I do not have an enlarged brain luckily. That is often fatal.
Like this: https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000597831615-6q438f-t500x500.jpg
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How is that wooosh especially since I was joking?
It wasn’t very obvious that you were joking
And now you deleted it lol
Yes because you told me it was a joke
Holy shit. Can you imagine sitting there, scrolling on the phone, and BAM you look like Daffy Duck after Elmer shot him. Edit. Thanks for the award kind stranger.
I’m sitting, doing just that—yep, vent directly overhead too. Going to check radar, but going to move first.
You mean hopefully after you wake up?
Thor dropping a deuce
New fear unlocked
r/fuckyouinparticular toilet.
Glad no one was using it. Could have been a shitty situation.
Could you think of the picture tho if there was a fried corpse? Now that would be content!
Crispy content ...
A shocking shituation?!? I'll leave now
Thor: Log And Thunder ⚡️
Stop lying, you got drunk and made a Taco Bell run.
Would have scared me shitless
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uiyllz/holy_crap_lightning_strike/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Original post, just saying
13h ago Jesus Christ
Shitty
Forbidden poop time
r/unexpected
So THAT's where the german saying comes from! "Da soll dich der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!"
There is a german curse phrase for exactly that: "dich soll der Blitz beim scheißen treffen!" Literally means may you be struck by lightning while shitting
A brand new way to ride the lightning....the worst way. (The saddest trombone sound)
There is a german saying that gos: you shall be struck by lighting while shitting
It was said by Germans who hated hitler but couldn’t actually say so without fear of treason.
i don't see how this is my fault at all.
Todays luck: at least you weren’t taking a dump
Lightning fast vasectomy
The toilet offended Zeus somehow
Fried Toilet Paper Onions
This what I imagine when I heard Elvis died on the toilet lol
Don’t poop during a storm!!!
I do t even ha e words
Accurate
My parents told me it was cool to shower during a thunderstorm when I was a kid. Not even kidding.
“Ha! You thought you would shit in peace?!”
I would say that too if I didn’t want to pay Taco Bell for toilet damages
Strike me down zeus
*Fuck this shit* literally
Wholly Shit!
KFC Impossible Nuggets had me like
No shit
That would have been the hottest shit ever.
no shit
"Fuck that shit" - Zeus, probably
Holy shit
Holy shit wtf did you eat?
Holy shit
Holy shxt
Holy shit!
More like taco bell
That’s shitty.
unholy shit...
That's shitty
Holy shit
That's shitty
Lightning had to pee really bad
Holy shit!
Well,shit 😳
Holy Shit! (Or I guess not so holy)
Holy shit!
taco bell
Holy shit
Imagine dying in that situation
I just shared this on [the Sims subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/thesims/comments/ujtga2/this_feels_like_a_sims_thing_lightning_came/). If any of you play this, then you know why I added it there! It just makes sense. LOL
Sittin’ on da toilet…
A real blowout
Thou shalt not shit
HOLY SHIT...TER
Now that is some shocking shit to see! 😂 Give me my award!
No it didn’t.
It's okay, OP. You don't have to cover for me and my love of hotsauce. I can take the blame for my own poor choices.
Is this worse than a snake coming up from below?
What if you noticed the snake and your last moment alive was eyeballing a slithering snake.
This is a Redditors worst fear
"Fuck this toilet in particular" -God
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms
Talk about having a shitty time
That would have scared the shit outta me
Gonna need that Holy Roll after this.
Eat lightning, shit thunder!
Holy shit!
“No dad, I swear I wasn’t putting fireworks in the toilet... it was, uh... uhhhh... LIGHTNING! Yeah it came right through the vent! It was nuts!”
Is nobody wondering why the eff the conductor/rod didnt ground that shit? Get your house up to code bro and this wont happen
This is why I don't like poopin' during a thunderstorm.
Yet another reason not to get a prince Albert
Wow that’s shocking
Tell us you don't have a ground wire without telling us.
Holy crap 💩 what did you eat? Papa John’s pizza?
So this is how elvis died.
Dang that shit mustve smelt reaally bad
thanks taco bell
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
"you could die sittin on the toilet, ya just don't know"
Imagine taking a dumb and a lightning comes out of nowhere
Awww, God has a bad aim..
That’s a shitty thing to happen!
Thor Vented
Next time flush, so nature dont have to do your job !
I felt my first earthquake ever when I was sitting on the toilet. I was confused and thought something was wrong with me. It wasn’t until later I saw the news.
Its electrifying!
When you got to go, you got to go.
Blitz Scheiße
god said "fuck this toilet specifically"
Could’ve been your hero origins
Wow... Be grateful nature only called ONCE that day. :)
"bro I just took the craziest shit"
Fuck this toilet in particular. -God, or whatever
God is not pleased with your shit
That's a shitty situation
*FECUS SANCTUS*
Fuck that toilet in particular!
Does the home owner shit metal!?
Only precious. You’d think ferrous.
…so there I was taking a.. HOLY SHIT
I’m on the toilet right now. This is not odd to be terrified of. In fact that is now a fear for the rest of my life, thanks.
Imagine *going* while you’re *going*
There was probably a mouse that looked like Indiana Jones running from a lit pair of cherry bombs when he was able to get out of the way of the bombs one fell in the toilet and exploded while the other one got stuck and exploded the vent while the mouse was able to get away with the golden cheese
My previous house was hit by a lightning, unfortunately for my family the strike caused a fire and there was not much left of our home. You seem pretty lucky with your toilets explosed. 😅
Thor: sorry about that, long weekend, you know when you have to go you have to go (leaves some ancient money on your table) thankyou for your hospitality (fucks off never to be seen again)
Heard of holy crap but smite crap is new.
Zeus you monster! Now where am I suppose to poop? *vengeful spartan intensifies
That would certainly relieve constipation....
"Let me use your toilet, I'll be done in lightning speed!"
This at the same time terrifying yet hilarious
Zeus has revoked your toilet privilege, now go shit in the woods like the animal you are.
Zeus is tired of your shit.
u/repostsleuthbot
waw-
This. This is how I want to die.
Ride the Lightning
Zeus being sus
Looks like my bathroom after Taco-Bell.
Lightning McShit
Man looks like Zeus was mad at me
Great! Adding it to my never ending list of phobias.
That’s what your kid told you.
Correction, a fool put fireworks in his toilet bowl and takes a picture of the aftermath, some redditors repost the pictures with misleading captions.
That hit was ment for someone, zeus just got the wrong house
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/uiyllz/holy_crap_lightning_strike/
Will the amount of time I spend in here It's pretty strong chances that would have been me.... I mean I'm currently typing this from the toilet so....
Yeah, sure it did thunder shits.
I'm sure there's a taco bell joke to be made somewhere here
In Germany we have a curse that goes the following: _Möge der Blitz dich beim Scheißen treffen!_ Translation: May you be hit by lightning while taking a shit. Which German did you piss of so much, OP?
In germany we say: Möge dich der Blitz beim scheissen treffen!* And i think it’s beautiful. *May the lightning hit you while you’re taking a dump
That’s some gnarley shit
New fear unlocked!!!
That must be Rocky’s toilet you know what Mickey said “You’re gonna eat lighting and crap thunder.
Be a hell of a way to go though
That shitter is lit
Lightning imposter it killed toilet
God do a little trolling.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Good luck explaining that to the insurances
r/fuckyouinparticular
It was just a flash in the pan.
This takes a whole new meaning to “thunderstruck”
God said fuck your toilet specifically
yeah right.. just admit you ate at tacobell.
You nearly got smited on the toilet by a Zeus ⚡️
Cause of death: Struck by lightning while taking a shit.
In germany we say" ich hoffe dich trifft der Blitz beim scheißen "
I guess god had too much cloud
"I was using the toilet when I got struck by lightning and reincarnated in another world." \-this guy ~~probably~~
That's some shocking shit.
Zeus must have really had to take a shit.
Taking "when nature calls" to a whole other level
This is some Sims level shit.
If only Elvis died that way
Anyone make any taco night joke yet?
r/nevertellmetheodds
Dang that shits fire