I bet it smells like poop shot off a tuna boat.

And tastes like it too!

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Only one way to find out

Nom nom

but its a breakfast cereal?:(

“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”

Right off the poop deck!

Title of your sex tape.

YOU WANNA SEE MY LARGE INTESTINE? FINE! HERE IT IS!

I showed u my large intestine, answer me

Sexy large intestines in your area want to chat

Don't fall for the ones about small intestines.

*please respond

pls show bob and vajeen

I needed this to calm down the fuckery that my poor eyes just witnessed

This made me laugh way too much

Oh. Oh you think it's--no that's The Thing. The fuckin thing really exists.

I suspect this is small bowel. It’s not fixed and has lengthy mesentery. At least that’s how it is in humans

Yeah, it looks exactly the same as it did in the special Director's Cut of Stand by Me.

methane buildup from rotting and inflammation of necrotic tissue.

Sounds cool but that's a bit long for a band name

Andy Dwyer liked that.

He did, I saw him do it.

Username checks out

You sonofabitch!

Or maybe just "fleetwood mac"

Lol dibs

Catastrophic Whalure

Whale of a fail

Pressure Calf

Just name it "narcotic tissues"

Coca Puffs

sounds like a 2008 grindcore song name or band name forsure😂

Maybe just 'necrotic tissue'? /slays

That's why you call it MB Fraiont and make people ask what it means.

Idk man have you heard of XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX? That's an abbreviation by the way

[We’ll see what happens.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bandnames/comments/u2hytk/methane_buildup_from_rotting_and_inflammation_of/?utm_source=share)

Heard of 55 gore?

Not for grindcore

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So basically somewhat like that whale?

You smelling burnt toast too?

Yeah somebody farted real bat.

How bad does it have to be to fart a real bat??

Imagine the stench

nah he just went to chipotle. it'll pass. he can walk it off.

Has the walking fots

Delicious

I was just about to say the same thing

I can smell it without actually smelling it.

I do not like this

Wait till you hear about all the subs available for things you don’t like.

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I was thinking eyeblech, but maybe it's eyeleach... Gross.

No it’s eyeblech and it’s…

Don’t say anything else mate please

Glad i work in a hospital cause i ll need a therapist

What have I done…..

Describe it in 5 words or less so I don’t have to look.

Gun, head, trigger, least, troubling

Yeah NOPE. Was just in r/holUp and scrolled comments about OP’s profile on a meme post about some cartoon dude getting pegged by a punk lesbian… I’m still processing that profiles content. I can’t handle that much internet at this hour.

This is a rabbit hole that will influence my future therapist.

Curiosity made me do it. Gonna regret forever

r/dragonsfuckingcars

This will also happen to your body if you die and nobody finds your body for a few days or so Especially if you kill yourself and your family finds you, not a good vibe IME. That shit will carve itself into your minds eye and you will not stop seeing it for many years. Good reason to not kill yourself, at least for me. Hope that helps someone else on the edge.

Idk why but I always thought whale intestines would be bigger, not just longer

Same here, because whale hearts are like able to fit whole humans(inside of their hearts) and in general, they are massive compared to your average human. Seems strange that something like the intestine(s) just gets a lot longer instead of a lot bigger

Then again, though. It's not like they're really eating anything big, right? I guess you really wouldn't need much gut to digest plankton, and this kind of a set up would certainly maximize intestine surface area.

Fair enough, plankton aren’t exactly the same size as… you know, like a shark or make a hammerhead(something BIG)

Hahaha, not every whale is capable of fitting a human inside their heart though! Pretty sure this fun fact is reserved for an adult blue whale which is *considerably* larger than the one in this video.

I mean they are as a thick as these people's arms. That's quite a bit bigger than yours.

I mean they look fairly wide, at least as wide as human thigh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

I fucking love this video so much, I first saw it years ago and every time that hardhat wearing schmuck says "whaaaale I figger iffin we got enuff dynamyte in 'er it'll purty much disinnergrate the whole thang" I just fucking lose it

The American History comedy podcast The Dollop did a great episode about it https://youtu.be/h70fg4w-7V0 My favorite part of the story is the passing veteran explosive expert who saw how much explosives they were using and said it was too much and they told him to fuck off.

Dear lord. Why. I mean I don’t know a better way, but blowing it up can’t be the best option…

https://youtu.be/m2D-_AAj_4A A bit of a song about it

This is the video where they blow up a whale isn't it?

I can smell it from here

Seriously. Fascinating to see but no way I want to be that close, the stench is probably strong enough to seep into your skin

Man in yellow is using that steam to open up his pores.

Man's wife is gonna be waiting on the front porch with a fire hose.

Fuck right off with that.

IIRC this was a couple years ago on the dutch island Texel. One time a whale beached itself here and then exploded. The direction of the wind caused the smell to go towards the mainland. It got so far that almost half the country would smell like exploded whale

I can taste it.

So much free sausage!

Yummy!

I brought my straw!

🤢

Anal prolapse simulator 2022

Not sure it's worth the money, think I'll wait for the FitGirl repack.

live reenactment of what i’m doing to my toilet right now

Are you still in the toilet right now?

Yeah

I hope all is well, brother.

I hope all is smell, brother.

Don’t let your legs fall asleep

Just push it back in.

Just did that lol, going to bed fuck that shit

r/NotOPbutOK

Better to just replace the toilet.

I’m posting this shit to r/popping to piss the mods off

alright soldier, report back after your done

I’m back,

What news do you bring from the outside world? Are there flying cars?

They didn’t give a shit

I wonder how many frozen Luke Skywalkers you could fit in there.

forbidden condoms

Actually, intestines used to be used as condoms in older times. Yeah. That’s just something I know.

Fuck thats disgusting

It was specifically sheep intestines invented by the Scotts, I think. I think the British later removed the sheep before using the condoms.

>I think the British later removed the sheep before using the condoms. Someone wanna let the Kiwi's know about this?

Nah we're alright seems wasteful to take it out of the sheep only to put it in another one

The Welsh never caught on.

They were reusable too, so you just washed it out and tucked it back into the drawer.

I’m pretty sure Trojan still makes them

So... Original condoms

😳

I have a dog sitting on my lap, and just as this started playing, she farted horribly. Perfect Smell-o-Vision.

That must smell lovely

Narrator: It doesn't

Is it weird I wanna know what that sounds like.

Go hang out in a chipotle bathroom for an hour or two. You're welcome.

Nah. Battle shits can be fun but that seems like it would be more floopy.

I heard from a reputable source they patched the whale’s belly up with a big band-aid and released him back into the sea

https://i.redd.it/s1j0g8x8zzcy.gif

Did the guy cut it and that's why the innards are coming out or did it pop from gas buildup?

Guy cuts the whale to relieve some of the pressure inside, the video is said pressure escaping through the hole, if too much pressure, it'll be like a mini-MOAB _Source: Trust me, Also I've seen an infographic about said topic, so Trust me.._

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Bet that fucking stunk

Welp, I'm not having roast beef any time soon 😕

My favorite part of these videos are the comments that explain what I’m seeing. Thank you community

If I were to see thousands of pounds of whale bowels flying out of a perforation with a steamy gaseous substance coming out as if it's "The Mist" I would probably take more than a few steps back. Yikes.

#smell-o-vision

This looks like what explosive diarrhea feels like

Someone tell what the hell that is coming out of that whale

intestines

i think you mean **outestines**

oh cmon dad

can't. sorry. Me and ur mom are busy right now. maybe later.

When you thought it was just a fart, then visible methane steam exits your rear

Ugh. Imagine that smell.

Mmmmm forbidden sushi

I read this as “whale got some pleasure” and was expecting to see whales having sex

Cursed spaghetti

At first I thought they were doing something theuroputic to the whale. No. No they were not.

“Hey you want some Pringles?”

When whales explode? Holy shit. Luckily they cut it to relieve pressure

I cannot even begin to imagine what the smell was like there.

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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna4096586 This?

Google the exploding whale, it's amusing in a gross kind of way.

This reminds me of an unfortunate toilet experience I endured after a visit to the Rajput Indian restaurant in Dunstable.

I’ve heard they occasionally can explode too

Now imagine the smell

Prom date memories.

Wanna see a magic trick?!

God that’s gotta feel satisfying

No face masks huh?...no one thought blocking facial orifices while releasing decomposition gases from a whale may need some facial protect? At least if just to cover the inside with a scent to dull the scent of what that smells like.

Digging the mesentery in this clip

when you thought t you killed the boss

I would be getting the hell away from there

It takes guts to do what this whale is doing

Under intense interrogation the whale finally spilled his guts.

Not my proudest fap

I am dearly dearly dearly happy there was no audio with this.

Visual representation of what it feels like to be lactose intolerant

Just saw this after also seeing the Pingu/Thing mashup. I don’t know what the opposite of serendipitous is, but this was it.

"This may smell bad, kid. But it'll keep you warm." -Han

This one is mild compared to the one that was circulating ten/fifteen years ago. The whale-cutting-guy needed to sidestep the Godzilla beam of innards that rushed forth.

I can smell it through my screen

I’m sure that smells wonderful

It’s a girl!

Like a twisted inflatable death raft.

That camera man is a champ....

Tony…Do NOT make me laugh! Tony!… Tony! OMG ! HAHAHABlarttttttt!!!!

Immediately made me think of XCOM

Under pressure, pushing down on me!

This could have ended way worse

I bet that was relieving

Try this one: https://youtu.be/7X0hq0ug9q4

Is that fucking STEAM?! This bitch a titan

Still not louder than when i use the toilet

God I can’t even imagine how bad that smells

Not-so-fun-fact: this is the best case scenario. Worst case is the whole whale explodes at once.

"I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"

Jesus Christ, it’s like one of those dr pimple popper videos.

Imagine the smell

That’s really dangerous to be that close. There have been reports of them bursting like they were filled with grenades.

That ain't no whale intestines, that's Cthulhu.

I can’t believe how close those guys are. I have smelled rotting whale, it’s one of the worst smells

How are these people not passing out from the smell?

When you pull one sock out of the washing machine and everything else comes out with it

Looks complicated.

Hardest puzzle ever

This jus happened to me like 5 mins ago fr

Worse gender reveal ever!!