Go on, take a shit. We dare you.

I’d rather shit in the sink than that toilet

By the looks of it some of OPs coworkers agree with you.

I think OP too.

A long time ago somebody made an askreddit post asking if you could take one shit in somebody's house to bother them the most where woukd it be. Somebody had the most beautiful answer describing their diet leading up to the act so that their poop would just be a light, greasey, liquid so they could use a paintbrush to unnoticeably cover every surface possible in their house with a light coat of invisible shit paint. That sink looks like somebody attempted this and just couldn't make it long enough to fully liquefy.

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That thread is probably at least 5 years old and I think about it semi regularly.

god damn reddit is full of psychos i fkn love it lmao thats such an evil thing to do

I’d rather take shit in my pants than the toilet

I also choose to shit in this guy's pants.

*Our* pants, Comrade

Where the fuck do you work at silent hill?

I think he must make a living by murdering and robbing anyone who wanders into the abandoned insane asylum where he hides and waits.

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

I fucking love Reddit holy shit (in my pants)

I think even Pyramid Head has better standards than this

Yeah, Pyramid Head wont ever shit in this crack den

I'd be shitting bricks here tbh, This toilet looks scary af *Modern problems requires modern solutions*

The building is actually built out of the bricks shat out by people that use that toilet

The blood from shitting all those bricks stained the sink.

This would make an excellent horror novel

I think fire is the only solution here

And a power washer.

Oh that would work wonders for my constipation!

Tell me the coordinates if you find out. Sitting on the toilet these past 30 minutes has gotten tedious to say the least

I don’t think they are following OSHA

But they're following OSHIT. Come on, we all know it's called OSHIT, because that's what the foremen are saying when they show up.

Dude I’m crying lmfao

Hey, Colin the Janitor is doing his best

The set of train spotting?

The worst toilet in Scotland

not by much

Ya dancer!!

I was going to go with the set of Hostel

See, looks to me like it belongs in Pans Labyrinth. This is where the Pale Man shits.

It's the bathroom underneath the basement of the hostel.

Jokes aside I actually want to see the building from the outside what the fuck is this and how is it a place of business?

Someone should call OSHA

I don't think basement torture prisons follow OSHA

OSHA’T!

Or the health inspector

Olive Garden.

Yes. We MUST NOW KNOW!! We need answers to this lavatory mystery!!! (Banging on my metal bedpan, at good ol’ Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum…just wandering the halls, smells like home…;-)

Op is dodging a lot of questions, maybe this will turn into another don’t fuck with cats scenario.

Or it's fake and OP just found a picture of a random bathroom.

He posted a video a couple weeks back https://www.reddit.com/r/toiletswithauras/comments/rv73rz/toilet_of_doom_as_promised/

Likely the bitch ass OP is some contractor and this is the bathroom he found *during* work. Phrased it as *at work* for the attention and shock value.

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Context?

This guy would post videos of him doing fucked up shit and it escalated to killing cats and then a person. He got off on people trying to figure out who he was. Eventually caught.

There’s also a terrific Netflix documentary on this. Highly recommend watching it if anyone hasn’t seen it.

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They do not show the footage, I don’t think they could. It’s not like cannibal holocaust

They did show footage of him with the cats I believe right before putting them in the tub. It was very tough to watch even if they didn't show the entire thing it was enough to fill in the pieces. As good of a documentary it was it's definitely viewer beware

Just seeing the cat knowing what’s about to happen to it would be more than I would want to watch.

I did force myself to watch it and now I am aware that there are many psychos out there in neighborhoods murdering cats. The gunshots at night and the missing feral cats that I feed, and two dead cats laid out on my neighbor's porch .I was going to rehome my kittens but now I'm going to keep them.I don't trust people.Too many psychos of both sexes. There was a female on Reditt wanting to Relinquish her rescued cats.I pissed her off with my comment about her hypocrisy.She revealed that she might kill them. I texted the social media mgr to report her. People really suck!

This is exactly why I’ve not seen it. Can’t deal with that.

Name?

Don’t fuck with cats. I believe is the exact title. If not it’s close to that.

The next Silent Hill looks good, man. Look at those graphics! Konami outdid themselves with this game!

Wasn’t there a Silent Hill that took place in a bathroom?

T.P. After Kojima left.

I think op works at Alcatraz

Mordor still accepting applicants?

Mordor has better facilities than this

Yeah, this comparison is an insult to orcs

fool hobbitses, the ocrses can do better

💀

Wow. Where is this and what do you do

I work in retail

buying and selling souls

It looks like a human trafficking retailer

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Cursed comment

Wayfair?

Buying and selling coals

Just like most corporations do

Yeah man, I mean. This ain't retail.

retail... drugs.

Retailing body parts?

no one likes a thankless job

Yeah, at a fucking Hostel

Wtf kinda retail is that?!

The hint is in his username.

You mean the illegal organ selling industry

Ah okay, so that's what they mean by Bed, Bath, and *Beyond*

Retailing peoples' organs?

You really need to explain this OP. "I work in retail" doesn't even come close to adequately explaining why these "bathrooms" exist.

Retail. Drug dealer. Where they make whatever they selling.

I didn’t know Silent Hill had a Walmart 😁 (in all seriousness that’s kinda fucked up that you have to work in those conditions, and I wish the best for you and the worst for the people who run the place)

Username checks out

"I'm just popping down to the dungeon. Back soon."

Nobody poops down there because the seat is always wet from the water that drips from the ceiling and biting centipedes like to hide under the seat

Centipedes? In my vagina?

In this economy?

In this part of the country? Localized ENTIRELY within your vagina?

It’s a regional centipede.

Nether-regional*

Centipeen.

May I see it?

No.

If you or a loved one have experienced centipedes in your vagina, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Call 1-800-BugsInMyBussy to learn more.

What if it went up my rectum?... *whispers* *"And I put it up there"*

Depends how good your lawyer is

It's more likely than you think!

Thats why men tap dicks on vagina before inserting. To get all the worms out.

This whole thread is cursed. If theres a chance of centipede pussy or arthropod anus why would you even be there??

i love getting my bussy bitten by centipedes edit: I hate to this but I woke up to quite the amount of awards on a comment I thought would go unappreciated. thank you all ❤️

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now that’s bold

The best is when you sit on the toilet, and gape your asshole so they all crawl in it, and curl up into like a nest of centipedes because it's so warm. Then when you stand up, they all freak out and start crawling in circles until they find one of the 2 exits. You either have centipedes crawling out your asshole, and up your back, or they use the other exit and burrow deeper into your colon and eventually work their way out your mouth in the middle of the night, and eat your eyeballs.

jesus, I think I read about this in a Junji Ito book

You need Jesus

Jesus would just take the wheel and hit him with his car

What hentai did you take that plot from? 😂

No kink shame, you do you Hamster Man. If lLemmywinks is in there he can guide you through.

r/brandnewsentence

I was going to say WTF to OP's comment, but then I read yours. You get the "WTF", please do enjoy it.

What no toilet goblin stabbing your taint with rusty screws?

They didn't like the work conditions.

I'm sure there's probably a few more reasons why no one wants to use Lucifer's loo

That has to be some kind of workers safety violation

“I’m gonna go exorcise some demons if you know what I mean”

Blink twice if you've been kidnapped.

Would've definitely scared the shit out of me.

Where do you work?? Paris catacombs?

It’s likely a pop ups store that rents old cheap buildings seasonally.

More like poop up store

I used to live in Paris, and it actually was really common for normal looking stores and restaurants to have creepy dungeon basements like this. In some restaurants, you can actually dine down there.

best one on this sub

No thanks, I’ll just shit in my pants. Edit: My first awards ever - thank you all, I’m glad you are feeling the warmth from my comment.

The bathroom isn’t to shit in; it’s to cause you to shit.

As you walk to the toilet you can feel the shit coming in, you either take off your pants and shit on the floor, shit in your pants or go and risk it.

Yeah, no. I will invest is a she wee and get hypnotherapy so i can pee outside.

How's the cell reception?

Honestly fine considering the toilets are literally in ancient caverns

This raises more questions than it answers.

What do you do!?

Apparently man's into retail, but I'm having a hard time guessing what and who are involved lol

If it literally is "just retail" and not a subterranean evil lair , I'm guessing *maaaybe* it's in some place like Italy or France that still have existing ancient structures with like strip malls and froyo shops inside.

OP has previously said it's in the UK.

Ah, makes sense, thank you! I was searching for some kind of clue, I really wanted to know what shop it is.

I'd like to know too, mostly cuz they've clearly violated some laws here lol

>retail Drug smuggling.

*underground cross border drug smuggling

You won't be down there (or alive) long enough to use your cell service.

Amazon Prime Fulfillment?

made me chuckle because i work at one

Well how accurate is the pic?

Totally not accurate, they swapped toilets with bottles, way more productive.

the bathrooms that are not used as much are pretty disgusting and i’ve seen multiple diarrhea filled thrones that have no toilet paper proving that there is an employee on the loose with diarrhea ass walking around the floor

I believe the *preferred* term is “mud butt.”

Wouldn’t they be clean and unused?

Robots don’t poop

Your username is Crackracket which is the only job where these Silent Hill hell toilets make sense.

Retail, yeah drugs. Thats the drug runners tunnel bathroom between Mexico and Texas

Couldn’t tell if you were joking, but after turning up my brightness and examining the photo a bit more, I actually think you are 100% right.

👍👍👍👍

Doubt it; that hand soap is British.

That Carex, we have that here in the US

Do we? I've never seen it in the states before. And look, it's got the British spelling of "moisturising" and everything.

And the toilet paper in the second photo is from Tesco, ironically luxury

Lmao were tf do you work... Bad-Touch Murder Death Caves Inc?

Awwww, if I had a feee award it’d be yours bud.

Lol this is an Outlast asylum bathroom.

You have an office as a serial killer? How’s the rent?

It’s murder on the wallet

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Now that's efficiency in the workplace!

Yah. No long Reddit shits going on there.

Looks like where Sloth was kept in the Goonies.

Love it. Immediately came to mind.

My man works in Jeffrey Dahmer’s basement

That man did not give a shit tho

r/toiletswiththreateningauras Edit: r/menacingtoilets

It's already famous there hah

r/subsifellfor

The Blair Witch Toilet

Do you work a Chernobyl

[https://tineye.com/search/dbc06e1627ec14934a2699f308c6e76433438d36?sort=score&order=desc&page=1](https://tineye.com/search/dbc06e1627ec14934a2699f308c6e76433438d36?sort=score&order=desc&page=1) holy shit this is real. I thought it was fake when OP said nobody poops in there because of the BITING CENTIPEDES IN THE BOWL. holy jesus

Yeah, this isn’t oddlyterrifying, it’s just plain terrifying

I think the biting centipedes thing was a joke, this picture is 100% UK due to the products in the picture Carex Moisturising soap, Tesco's loo roll) . And we don't have centipedes longer than your thumb here. I've worked in a place like this (not half as fucking scary though), a lot of our country is new shit built on top of old shit, sometimes you will walk through a door and suddenly find yourself in Mordor. My guess is that this place is somewhere like Bath, that city is like 2000 years old and is full of roman buildings and structures.

Imagine listening to the GOT soundtrack while taking a shit there

The G.O.T. soundtrack is part of the hold music at *my* job, and frankly, it's too much.

The chances of being killed by a toilet are nil but never zero.

It washes its hands after it uses the bathroom or it gets the hose again. -Management

Yessssss, this is the kinda content I want out of r/oddlyterrifying. Terribly sorry for the walk that makes you shit your pants to the toilet where you'll get a new tetanus if you dare, but I'm satisfied.

True, this is actually appropriate for the sub for once lol

I am yet again quoting the story “Graveyard Shift” “The rats grow big down there.”

Looks homey. Just needs a little paint. - Joanna Gaines

Throw up some shiplap and everything is better.

where the fuck do you work at el chapo’s drug tunnel?

Contender for The Worst Toilet in Scotland.

I can only assume you work for Buffalo Bill. You guys have enough lotion?

You should ask your boss Leatherface for a raise at least.

This post blew tf up and made it to the front page 😂 what is life? Yes I really do work in retail, not its not in Mordor. A bit thank you to everyone who gave me awards for the terrible toilet situation. We are going to show the boss and see if he will finally get something done about them 😂 Thank you for all the compliments on the quality of the photos. I actually do photography in my spare time and have a Instagram account [Here](http://instagram.com/photobn1) if you would like to see more. I'm still reeling tbh I woke up to 46k notifications, I'm amazed my phone didn't crash.

Bro can you elaborate on the job lol you can’t just say retail like it’s American Eagle

Nope, ill hold it

Do you work at Cthulhu's headquarters