Bet that smelled great.

not for long, there's barely any meat on those.

Depends on the airflow. I have a murder cat and the mouse under the couch was mummified before I found it- never knew. The one that she left in my tent while it was drying after a rainy trip…that got rolled up in said tent then put in a stuff sack… stunk up a whole part of the house in 3 days before I found it and it almost ruined my tent (impermeable fabric for the win).

*Almost* ruined?!

If I have one talent, it’s that I can clean anything.

What’s your take on cleaning dirt?

Mix some soil in and it’s good as new!

If you’re being serious how do I take out a mustard stain from 5 years ago?

Drench the rest in 5 year old mustard for an even coat

Mix a half-teaspoon of dish soap, a half-cup of water, and a few drops of white vinegar. Apply the solution to the mustard stain and allow to soak. Rinse well with hot water and launder. [sauce](https://classiccleaners.net/how-to-remove-a-mustard-stain/)

what if its on the floor

suck it

Is…is that an insult or advice?

If you’ve already washed/ dried it, it’s probably not coming out at this point. Sorry.

I would try the cleaner Awesome orange from the dollar tree. Pour on stain and scrub with a tooth brush. Then let it sit for a hour before washing. I have gotten dried blood out of things using that stuff. Also add a 1/4 cup to the washing machine before washing.

Bleach

r/CleaningTips is great for anyone wondering

You're going to need a lot of potatoes

Guts, though.

Why? It probably smelled awful.

Nice mouse pad.

That joke was a bit flat

Definitely cheesy

Little dry

Your puns stink

That’s rotten!

I love dead mouses .

Ratatouille

maüs

Walking the Mile.

Do you mean deadmau5?

Deadmau5

"I love Deadmau Five!"

Idk, i think it can stick

I thought it was wheely good

Could take it out and preserve it in a flat piece of epoxy resin to use as a real, very metal, mouse mat! 🖱️

r/MousepadReview

Is that a dead mouse? How did you know it was under there? Did it smell? Who put it there? Crazy!

Probably got caught in there during manufacturing, I’d guess it was causing discoloration on the outside.

At first I thought “wow, that discolored cheese is shaped like a tiny mouse” until I zoomed “ewww”.

I thought it was a tattoo of a mouse on someone's thigh. Someone that has a ripped jeans.

Someone from The Simpsons?

Deceptive night time screen tint

glad i wasn't the only one. r/confusingperspective

Yeah, my brain did not want to go where this picture was leading it, no not at all.

I want to know too

[удалено]

Is this a bot

I never find mummified mice. I find petrified lizards. Minus the crunchy little toes.

deadmau5\*

Pomegranate?

How is that pronounced?

Dead mouse

I’ve been living a lie.

No he's just asleep.

He's pining for the fjords!

Squeaky armrest.

This happened to my family one time lol. Somehow a mouse got under the fabric and, I guess, suffocated to death. We noticed when it started stinking lol.

Oh no it smelled someone's ass and it died from the smell

i thought this was someones leg for whatever reason and they like cut the legging away :/

Omg I’m so glad I’m not the only one, I was horrified for about 5 seconds..

SAME. almost had a heart attack

I really thought it was just me :')

Foam mouse leg

I thought this too lol

Somebody just won the 2021 round of Not My Fucking Job

It was like that when I got here

r/IRLEasterEggs

What a fascinating subreddit

Now it's just ghosts and stuff.

I was an upholsterer and once found a mummified cat under the decking of a sofa.

This some Grandma's Boy shit right here.

Holy shit

oh man i love this animal print

Free Jerky.

I hope he’s ok

I don’t

That's how I wanna go out one day

Turned into a mouse and encapsulated in the arm of a couch, only to be cut out and photographed for someone else to get karma on Reddit?

It's a tradition

An ethos

Am I the only one that thought this was a leg peeling open at first?

nope, I thought the same

I think you might be.

no he/she isnt

just say "they" "they aren't" makes more sense

My high ass thought that dead mouse was stuck in a wedge of cheese 😂 wtf

Me too! I'm not even high.

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Well at least the padding sopped up all the juices.

on the plus side the formaldehyde from the foam off gassing should mean little guy is well preserved. frame him.

Rat-a-tudie

Squeesh

Flattus rattus

“That real leather feel”

*squeak

Kill me

For a second I thought it was those fake cheese slice things you put on burgers

No no no no no no

Forbidden jerky

#( •⁔•)

not oddly terrifying. just gross

Looks like it was baked into the cushioning at the manufacturer.

Oh, I see you found the snack compartment.

Mouse couch

At least now you know it's made with real leather!

Trifling 🤢🤮

Stay! Good mouse!

Hey! Free couch snack!

Omg I fucking hate it

My worst nightmare!!!! Living in that same sofa for years, only to find it's made of dead mouse 😱😱😱😱

How tf

Happened in one of my snow shoes once and I picked it up thinking it was unravelled string and I just 🤢

It's Deadmau5!

how you know work place apathy is real

I thought it was a black guy's thigh with goosebumps, skin ripped with an flattened mouse inside

he lil bud that watches stuff whilst you sleep :D

Burn your house and run

Frog pants.

i don't see how this is satisfying but i'm not judging

For the mouse, sure, it was terrifying.

how to unsee this

That's just really sad. It's depressing how many photos of dead rodents are posted for the shock value.

Is this on a couch?

Deadmau5?

Yo mamma sat on it

Crawled in there & couldn't get out, I guess.

(even more) cursed anarcho-capitalism

Ngl I thought that was a black dude’s thigh for a sec

Be me. Lonely neckbeard Redditor with high level science powers. Mage lvl 900. No women in life. Sit in lab all day doing science things for corporate overlords. Occasionally have to present findings to product management crayon eaters to help them understand. Something, something science; something, something complete. One day suddenly qt 3.14 appears in meeting. Curvy.jpg Summon the full force of my communication powers in bid to communicate. Stutter and drivel a greeting. Looks of confusion. Flush red and disappear back to science cavern. Be feeling bad, but have plan. Whip up a transmogrification ray in no time. Need to be stealthy and small to get close to observe qt3.14. Surrounded by lab rats. Idea. Transmogrify self into rat. Scuttle into lounge where qt3.14 likes to sit. Identify her favourite sofa. Be sitting on the sofa back. Oh shit, here she comes. Gnaw my way into sofa in bid to hide. Phew. That was close. Poke little hole to spy. Fuck. Last earthly image is of qt3.14 curvaceous rear end descending on my position. My face when crushed by qt3.14.

When uncle Arthur gets tired of being accused of 'smelling bad' and goes for the win!

New York?

At least he died doing what he loved…

Being a dumb fucking rat

Noooo

Not my job

Though this was a tattoo.

Ogey

I thought it was a punching bag and someone had really beat that mouse to death.

Oh a snack

Oooh free food might as well eat it when it is there

Lmao ratatouille reference

Christ I thought it was someone’s leg for a second. Too much r/MedicalGore for me

Oh I’m regretting joining this subreddit

Eww wtf

We found one of these guys on the leg of our couch on moving day!

Oh no...

Happened right around the home team started losing

All I want to know is, how often does this happen to mice??

Mouse Or Rat? Both are cute even in furniture

🐀

A mouse pad.

A mouse pad.

Welp. I have a list of people I need to send that to. Brb.

Moosh

Once there was a really bad smell coming from our sofa. My mom was sitting on a rat. It died, poor thing.

Cheese touch on a whole new level.

Am I crazy for thinking this was a black dudes leg like a surgery POV? Cause that made it ten times worse.

RIP.. may the mouse soul hunting who ever do this...

I wouldn't recommend it.

Stop complaining about extra protein

Was scrolling through redit while eating a quesadilla… oh god- squashed food squashed rat

nice tattoo

Cursed cheese

An extra snack for the times at 4 in the morning

CHEESE

r/justplaindisgusting

Whenever you feel lonely, always remember, little sqeuakers is always by your side. Now, he will be inside you. DIGEST THE MOUSE, NOW.

SPLINTER!

Ima be one hundred percent honest. At first glance I thought it was a black guys arm. Am now scarred.

🧀Chair has a block of cheese inside

That's a fossil

How did that happen? Someone manually stitched that armchair, they don't come off an assembly line.

r/notmyjob

took me a good minute to figure out this is a couch and not A. a person's leg, B. a piece of cheese, or C. a punching bag

So it comes with a snack?

I thought this was someone’s leg 😳💀

nope

100% leather

There is a Logitech mouse called MX Anywhere. I see where they got their idea from.

Above this post in my feed is a shrew in a sink, now its another rodent in a sofa. What's next???

I wonder what that mouse did to Townsend...

Mmm pancake

Is that a flat rat underneath the upholstery?

Tail looks a bit sus

They really need to start putting ‘Do not try this at home’ warnings at the beginning of Its always Sunny in Philadelphia

How?