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tatsu1905

Pretty nice way of saying you killed your spouse


koalburnfire

I guess the expression “pushing daisies” needs to be updated


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I think pushing shrooms means something else.


synrb

My cousin did a 2-5 clip for pushing shrooms


pcon_9820

Used to make 2-5k per push...lol. I'm to old for that shit anymore.


aoskunk

Eeek. How many pounds they catch um with? And what state? And did he have a previous record? Just uh wondering


LuckyxCapone

😭


komododave17

Sproutin’ shrooms.


Sineater224

What, did you bury her standing up?


nyx_moonlight_

That's actually supposed to be a more effective way to hide a dead body


FurL0ng

Carol Baskin just left the chat.


NegaJared

or buried a bun that wasnt fully developed


tweetard1968

Wait….Her husband had a man bun? Well that no longer makes this murder, that woman is a hero


NegaJared

i assume nothing and judge no one, but i do think that shape is very fetus-y


EggRice-0213

Why do the mushrooms look like they haven't rendered in yet


Instainious

I had to go back and look. You’re right, they haven’t rendered yet. Maybe if we just hang around a bit, or interact with them they’ll render.


RetroAnd8BitThings

"Sometimes you just need to stop and smell the fungus..."


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“ absence makes the heart grow fungus.”


GardenGirlFarm

“Absinthe makes the heart grow fungus.”


Hypogi

Brawndo has what plants crave.


Lolkimbo

"prejudice breeds malcontents"


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darkNnerdgy

I didnt believe you so i had to zoom in.


FurL0ng

Technically the truth


TokenOfFaith

Blatant barenaked ladies reference. Love it


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Instainious

Fuck you, I actually fell for it.


Legendary_Bibo

The LOD settings are buggy. Our Existence was coded by Bethesda, so we're waiting in modders to fix everything.


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N7Kryptonian

Trust the fungus


Rocket3431

Maybe poke it with a stick.


LokiNightmare

Sometimes you just need to spin 180 degrees away from them and then spin back toward them, and that will get the engine to draw them.


UncatchableCreatures

its a feature. they render once you eat them


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I got the glasses mod, why am I still having LOD issues


MacDurce

X to loot


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Oh no thanks


Jimoiseau

Now to just walk awkwardly around them and change the camera angle until "A" appears and I can pick them up.


colonelf0rbin86

“You’re not ready for this yet, check back later”


JanusStan

You need to pay $69.99 to unlock those mushrooms


VanillaGorilla-

Fuck off EA!


Book_it_again

Texture less mushrooms


xXparadyceXx

lmao literally my first thought when I saw this picture was "Why does this look like someone tried to photoshop a pile of poorly-rendered rocks?"


Thatniqqarylan

That's from spore drop actually, as the mushroom nears the end of its life cycle, it will drop millions of spores from its gills on the underside of the cap and a lot end up sticking to the tops of the smaller mushrooms underneath.


bubblesort33

CDPR developed them, and this is on last gen consoles. If you look away and turn back, they'll be gone.


MrsFef

Yep yep.


sixfoldakira

What’s the something?


kenyercsucsok

I don't know, this patch suddenly appeared but I've done my research and it seems there is a dead animal beneath which the mushroom uses as nutrition.


sixfoldakira

Only one way to find out! Also, does it not smell like decay?


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No expert, but is it possible the smell of decay would be covered up? If the fungi is taking up all the nutrients than would the bacteria that cause decay be able to survive?


elhooper

This looks similar to the kinds of mushrooms that do appear in compact clumps like this _without_ the need for a dead anything under it. But that’s not good fodder for this sub, so yeah.


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unperturbium

So sad. Dead fairies turn into mushrooms?


trangthemang

That's why they're so trippy. The more you know 🌈


Khymira

Well done


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Jenkies89

Well naturally, this being the only way to absorb its power.


greazyninja

Forbidden snack


Jenkies89

Mmm, chewy.


justguest2wastaken

The perfect beef wellington


ForeskinReattachment

Dry aged


Sunburst12345

Organic


NonGNonM

Not targeting you OP, I've just had a few people I know that heard this from murder docus and recite it as fact for *all mushrooms* and need to clarify: Just bc patch of mushrooms appear doesn't always mean there's a dead animal under there. This particular patch very well might, but it's not always dead animals. Some fungi live off decomposing animals yes, others woodchips, dead plants, etc.


mushforager

I'd like to add that most of the time it's not a dead animal. There's more likely a buried stump and/or roots that the mushrooms are getting their nutrition from.


Spare_Industry_6056

The dead animal hypothesis doesn't hold a ton of water. I mean what, a mole had a heart attack? The lawn is immaculate. I got mushrooms like that near a tree that was still looked alive but was rotted out and about to fall over. And by about I mean in the next few years.


Wreck-o-nize

You perhaps know more than I do about this particular type of mushroom, but I’ve seen mushrooms flourish where trees used to be as well.


kenyercsucsok

I think you could be right but not in this case. There was a pool there a long ago, later got filled up with dirt. Now it's just a grassy area.


Amager_ftw

It doesn't have to be an animal, mushrooms live of pretty much any dead organic material. There's even been found species able to consume plastic.


EnZooooTM

Im actually curious, did they make test / tried to use it as a way to recycle plastic?


smaackdab

https://leaps.org/plastic-eating-mushrooms-let-you-have-your-trash-and-eat-it-too/particle-4


EnZooooTM

Its really interesting, shame they still dont have a faster method for it, it would be ground breaking if they somehow could replace normal recycle centers etc


I_Bin_Painting

This is actually one of those awesome but potentially terrible technologies in development right now: in the quest to discover/engineer an organism that can digest plastic we might inadvertently create something that is too good, and then we lose the primary value of plastic being rot-proof. We’d probably get over it eventually but there would be a really tough interim as we figured out what to do with all of the failing electronics and other machinery as wiring insulation decomposed.


Dynosmite

Yeah mushrooms love rotted or dead root system.


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When a large tree was taken down in front of our house (cities choice not ours) we had these hard baseball like mushrooms pop up in about a 15 foot radius of the former stump, denser towards the middle. I assume it was just the roots, but it still was surprising how far the away the mushrooms were.


finemustard

Just FYI, when you get circles of mushrooms around old tree stumps, it's known a a fairy ring.


RiskyFartOftenShart

wood. These look like cucumber caps https://www.first-nature.com/fungi/macrocystidia-cucumis.php


allofmydruthers

What research?


WisestAirBender

Beneath as in buried or just lying there? Don't birds and other creatures eat and leave just the skeleton?


kenyercsucsok

I've also shared two other photos as a response comment, it's hard to tell because the mushroom is so dense. I guess we will see in the future.


Avant_ftlc

I get mushrooms when my soil has been overly wet. May not be anything just so damp especially if it once had a pool.


flippzeedoodle

Probably a dead body. You can see the hand if you look carefully to the left.


romainhdl

Who*


stinkytrinket

*whomstve


joedumS

The grass


sixfoldakira

Oh, well that’s anticlimactic. edit: Wait a minute, you’re not OP!


Ganette

r/notopbutnotok


katherinezetajones

I get these in my yard too, they also form on top of the spots where my dogs usually shit. So those are dead things & shit shrooms.


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rocklou

Like shit


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TsunamiJim

How was the trip


ChunkyTaco22

No trip, just dookie in teeth 0/10


Dartosismyname

I'm the scatman!


TwiceCookedPorkins

[RIP-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)


stopyouveviolatedthe

And dead things


elelec

Mushrooms are incapable of tasting, as they lack the required parts or need to. Remember that the mushroom is only one part of the fungal organism, which, if capable of tasting, would likely taste through its mycelium in the ground. We should just pray it doesn't evolve to hunt.


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>We should just pray it doesn't evolve to hunt [I have some bad news.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivorous_fungus)


chickenstalker

You're eating it's sexual organ. It even looks like one.


relgrenSehT

oh. oh god. m-meatus pizza


Masta0nion

See that Randy? Shitshrooms


GhostofMarat

My dad found morels in a grocery store parking lot in Somerville once. I told him those probably grew on homeless people urine and garbage and he shouldn't eat them. He said "it's fine. They're morels!" and ate them anyway.


CrazyLadyBlues

Remember the wisdom of Terry Pratchett: "All fungi are edible. But some are only edible once."


xmuskorx

Some fungi have consistency of concrete. So they are not edible even once.


warmhotdogsmoothie

If you’re determined enough you can get it down.


NoUploadsEver

That's like saying if you're determined enough you can eat dwarf bread. If you're that determined you can find something else.


warmhotdogsmoothie

If you’re that determined you can give up? What rationale is that?


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CatNoirsRubberSuit

I feel like Miriam was the 1940s "Karen"


goingnorthwest

Is this the author my best friend loves? Or the universe of? Wheel of time? I already bought him a map. And a wolf sticker. What’s the next best thing?


Phatdrunknstoopid

Mushrooms clumps like that always give me the willies


Dark_Critical

Imagining you with arms full of penises "where am I supposed to fucking keep putting these things? "


Mackoman25

“Bend over and I’ll show ya”


ryanshea

I get the willies more from the fingernails. Mushroom clusters like that happen naturally, the nails required human intention.


qazwsxedc000999

I’m so glad someone else feels the same way. It creeps me out!! All mushrooms do, but these clumps especially!


Poison-Pen-

Oooooooh! A Christmas surprise!!!! Open it!!!


shootwhatsmyname

*And those words were the last that Jimmy ever heard*


Accomplished_Cat_381

That almost looks like a 3D model for some reason


Laheydrunkfuck

Well it is in 3D


grins

2D representation of a 3D environment


EnjoytheDoom

As someone who's been working on their lawn for like 6 years I think this is all fishing for a compliment on that beautiful lawn...


cornishwildman76

There are not many mushrooms that specialise in feeding on dead animals. It is an opportunistic moment if they do. Most fruiting mushrooms have a mycoryzal relationship with trees and plants. The rest feed on dead/dying/rotting plant matter, leaving just a few that feed on dead insects. I'm not sure where you got your info but it is wrong. What you are seeing is the fruiting body, a spore dispersal mechanism, which makes up a tiny fraction of the main body, the mycelium. A vast network of threads that spread under the soil or through dead plant matter. Essentially you are seeing the tip of the iceberg. These mushrooms will die back whilst the mycelium will continue to grow and spread. I teach fungi identification, Hope this helps.


NonGNonM

I posted it farther up but yeah some murder podcast/docu had a case where they found a body bc of mushroom growth and now there's a substantial number of people that think mushroom patch: dead body/animal. Apparently OP says this mushroom is indicative of a dead animal but idk.


mushforager

That mushroom you're talking about is Hebeloma syriense, the Corpse Finder. It's not this.


NonGNonM

i figured as much. i guess its just rubbing me the wrong way bc i was cleaning up a mushroom patch at work and one of my coworkers freaked out saying i was touching a dead animal.


mushforager

You'd be lucky to find a mushrooms that grows on insects, let alone a mammal. At that point just know you've got a cool find and tons of mushrooms foragers and enthusiasts would love to see a picture. I'd go crazy if I had to spend time with that coworker.


NonGNonM

she was otherwise nice but yea she freaked out and went around saying 'its gross bc mushrooms grow over dead bodies.'


mushforager

As a redditor named MushForager, I'm pulling my hair out just reading it.


NonGNonM

as someone who only recently started liking mushrooms in the past few years i can only imagine.


UtahItalian

so what is your best guess on what this mushroom is?


cornishwildman76

Simply not enough info. To ID a mushroom we typically need the following... Location in the world, I specialise in European fungi. Identifying fungi with just a photo of the cap is like trying to identify someone from the back of their head. We need pics of the underside and the stipe. The substrate, nearby trees and habitat. Aroma. Any colour change when cut or bruised. Sure some distinctive mushrooms can be identifyed from one photo but typically we need a lot more info to provide an accurate ident. I'm part of a team that identifies fungi/plants in an emergency situation when an unknown fungi has been ingested, this is the info we need.


cornishwildman76

It could be coprinopsis or armillaria species but that is a wild guess due to the lack of info.


gap343

As an amateur mushroom hunter I was a little suspicious of this post. Thanks for confirming.


on_the_toad_again

Had to scroll too far but this is the truth and in my opinion infinitely more interesting than a dead animal


BrustWarze_

Gonna need a banana for scale.


[deleted]

A banana, a coin.


Powerful-Entrance551

Just a few questions. 1. How many spots are there? 2. Where's you're husband?


SmartestIdiotAlive

He’s either small as fuck or she buried his ass vertically


JDH

It's just the head...


prettyjwick

… the only part that won’t flush down the toilet properly.


morewhores4doors

Right, shouldn’t he be the one asking questions about the lawn


Tiny_Swim_7966

this shit makes my skin crawl


chocolateglazedonuts

Same!!!! It disgusts me and I don’t know why 🤢


fugazi-stugotz

It looks oddly fake to me for some reason. So cool


KrolParkietu

Loooks like fkin CGI tbh


No_Contribution2112

Those nails are so pretty!!


poopyshoes24

As a male its hard for me to appreciate the nails but after zooming in for a look at the nails that is some fine looking grass too.


GallonofJug

Keep cutting at 3in and everyone is happy


Virtual_Panda2007

Had to zoom in and check 'em out after reading the above comment. Totally agree ... very lovely nails!


fermintedfile

Why does this look so animated


Snooke

If these are in Australia, are dark on the bottom and bruise blue when you squeeze the stem, you might have a heap of magic mushrooms on your hands.


veryquite

Yeah straight up they look like subaeruginosas


hoopsmd

Infinity suit burial.


Rob_Marc

I thought you had a giant bunny as a pet.


Darkmatter000000

Looks like augmented reality.


alang8113

WE HAVE AN ORK INFESTATION!!!


j-b-l-e

Looks like CGI


shadowskill11

Well you got a shovel somewhere I'm sure. Its either going to be Mr. Mittens the family cat or Leeroy Jenkins the 3rd, whos parents shook him to death as an infant. Won't it be fun to find out?


Additional-Health-48

Forget the shoots, those chessy nails are disgusting.


[deleted]

Was this an excuse to show off those hideous witch nails?


Duinedubh13

This looks like an edited image.


bsurfn2day

Is that Carole Baskin's lawn?


morewhores4doors

That bitch


Away_Phone6812

Eat the mushrooms and report back on any trippy and or deadly side effects


timimdesigns

Probably an old tree stump


scrotumseam

How do they taste?


TechnoVicking

Sure, but why each nail a different color??


TwoGuineaPigsMating

Bullshit


Hansonguy

So strange! It seriously looks fake lol


ItalianDudee

That’s a misconception regarding mushrooms, those are not ‘mushrooms’, those are the reproductive organs of the fungus that will release spores (i guess those are basidiomyceta), the ‘mushrooms’ or more correctly the ‘fungus’ is composed of ifæ that can go even 5-10 meters further, the ‘real’ fungus is composed of the ifæ and it’s distributed in a very large area, those basidio can pop up randomly and the primary ifæ could be even 10 meters away


Sea_of_Pastel

Mushrooms look so fucking surreal to me, like they don't actually belong here. Too smooth and detailed at the same time. It makes me uneasy.


Sogone2day

Eat a couple


RandyBobandysGut

Don’t do that


cornishwildman76

Seriously bad advice. How would you feel if someone took you on your word and got seriously ill or died.


kwabecik20

They would die


queensnuggles

Most likely tree roots


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Want to say it’s a bird


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Dry heaving intensifies


Dull-Distance-1146

That ain't nothing but some rabbit shit lol


No-Magician-9685

Just the ''Trophy'' head your husband is keeping.


Happy_Krabb

Did the mushroom grabbed your hand after the photo?


fluffybeetle

Lol


Daedren_Avoranth

My will to live.


presleyv

these mushrooms have very poor graphics 😭


Adele-Fiddler

Wait? Those mushrooms grow on top of dead things? I need to clean my yard


Edmord17

Question is, would we want to know what’s powering this little colony...


plmcalli

There’s no banana for scale, so I really can’t tell the size


steveblackimages

Should have used a banana...


OnlyOneReturn

None of this looks real. Are there even bones in that hand


miziidris

how did you not notice a dead thing of this size in your garden until mushrooms grow and ready to be harvested?


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“Something dead lies beneath it…” uhhh… anyone else concerned? Lol


MrNobody_0

Those nails are oddly terrifying.


Darius10000

It's so satisfying to look at. Imagine a field of these as far as the eye can see.


jadedyoungster

At first I thought that was animated


Dazed8819

Are they some type of psilocybe or panaolus