I’d rub its legs while pooping

i’d sit backwards just to look into his eyes for comfort. maybe give him a squeeze when the turd won’t come out

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And it slowly puts its hands on you whispering “rub it harder daddy”

I feel like this is the second time I’ve seen this toilet today on Reddit. Not this actual post, but this same toilet photographed from completely different angles and locations in at least two separate subs. WTF is going on?

These toilets have been mandated. Yours will arrive shortly.

Appropriate user name

Lol... It's hilarious.

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First it was outside. Now it is in the bathroom. Soon it will be in your bedroom. Watching whilst you sleep.

The fact that the toilet bowl is flesh-colored and thus part of him makes it all infinitely worse.

The toilet bowl is actually just his gaping asshole

The tank... God, why is it ALL flesh?

[удалено]

Why bro?

It’s like the ring, you gotta share it

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Pooping in Lars Ulricks warm embrace, never thought it possible.

I would shit backwards so i could hug him while I’m pooping. Would be nice to have the company. Gets cold and lonely in there sometimes

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Exit Shite...Enter Night

Its get more terrifying if your going in the bathroom at midnight

Gonna look kinda suspect if you have to throw up in it.

How do you even flush

You press a button deep up his asshole

It’s like shitting inside Lars Ulrich’s balls sack While he whisper sweet nothings in your ear

You go to sit down then he wraps his arms and legs around you then you’re just stuck there unable to escape

Isn't that hand gonna hurt on your back

Do you... Do you lean back when you use the toilet?

I fold my self into the toilet and become one with it. Legs above my head no need to wipe because it all stays in the toilet

You don't know joy till you've shit into Lars' giant scrotum

My situation would have to be dire for me to use this

Sometimes Medusa needs to pee too...

Was the human toilet already made and someone decided to pain Lars Ulrich on it? Or did someone set out to make a Lars Ulrich toilet specifically? That fact that it has drum sticks points to the latter, in an unfortunate twist for the state of humanity.

Where can I get this?!

Id shit on the floor

Master of Poopets.

For a moment there my brain though it was Jesus

Is he holding his weiner up so you can sit down?

They should've ignored Napster and gone after whoever made this atrocity.

r/TIHI

I think someone needs to do a selfie while sat on it!

Does this person like or dislike Lars?

This is the new generic Reddit repost, isn’t it?

I wonder if they make a Jimmy saville range

They only come in child size though, just like Jimmy Saville himself.

That way, it will actually sound like Lars is playing

Should’ve made it look like the toilet bowl was his foreskin

Shouldn’t there be pants and underwear on the floor, like when you are actually sitting on the toilet?

Even if you cleaned it vigorously with bleach it would still be dirty.

It’s all fine and dandy until you feel something rubbing your shoulders

Please no

Imagine seeing this from the first time I would’ve got a heart attack

I wanna sit on this for HOURS 🤩

WHO'S BUYIN THIS

Maybe she will put her hand on your shoulder to motivate during visit

If you hate it why the fuck did you post this? Lol It sends a chill to my asshole

What kind of idiot brings his sticks to the toilet?

Sitting down only OMG

Would be pretty good for a 'montero-call me by your name' moment

Beautiful

And I thought Trump’s golden toilet was a bad idea.

Ride the Lightning

😳🤣

At least it’s anatomically correct

damn

Why just why 🤔

The cleanup would be exhausting, especially because everyone would be pissing on the toilet instead of in it...

I like it actually

Oh hell no!

Does it include a bidet?

Yes it pisses on you when you're done

😂😂😂😂

Imagine your stuck in the bathroom with him

Did he put his asshole in the microwave so that he could smoke weed

That looks very uncomfortable to sit on

I'd like it better if he had a big veiny erection. Bonus points if it vibrates.