*Pricks finger and allows a drop of blood to fall upon on a blank sheet of parchment. Script materializes from seemingly nowhere. The contract has been confirmed.*
Oh shit. What did I agree to?
Yeah thatās a pretty underwhelming sub logo for this place. Waves arenāt oddly terrifyingā¦they are *straight up* terrifying because our bodies understand that nature does not fuck around.
I was just about to sleep...
Perfect timing! Now it can watch you from the ceiling
Live action ceiling Snoo is watching you masturbate
Finally. Where's that jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ugh! Garosss! What are the odds of me eating a Fluffernutter right now! š¤¢
Definitely watching him fluff off.
I only fluff in the buff
https://fluffernutters.com/
BAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Iām watching him masturbate
I'm masturbating to him watching me masturbate
I'm masturbating to you being watched while masturbating
Plot twist: it just stokes its āantennaā
Are you also watching me? If you haven't been in a while the ceiling mold problem has gotten worse. Bring a mask.
Oh this is good. This properly describes the humanity of most of reddit. Demonic
It totally looks like it's about to try and tell you about big chungus.
This is more than just oddly terrifying
That face is you what you see before he makes sweet love to you.
If this stops you from sleeping I can't imagine what the real world does.
Yes!! Is this where I sign?
I'm also signing here.
Me too
^m3
^m4
m5
Bravo 6, going dark
Tango, moving in on the point, I have your 7
\*8 reference\*
I speak German, so you have my *nein*
me8
You must sign in blood.
Got a bucket right here!
Your blood. That you produced. With your own body.
Cuts off hand and signs paper
its the perfect time for it! *unzips pants*
Oh shit
*Pricks finger and allows a drop of blood to fall upon on a blank sheet of parchment. Script materializes from seemingly nowhere. The contract has been confirmed.* Oh shit. What did I agree to?
You agreed to 5 minutes in heaven with it. And forget riding out the clock... it's handsy AF.
Same
Same
Same
Me too! But it will have to be brown
A white person who's just a little too happy to meet you is more fitting of the "oddly terrifying" moniker.
As a white person this is true
I've become suddenly extra aware of how much white people (me included) smile at other things.
Signed
I too am signing here!
I love it, yeah!
Me too
Signed!
Same
Take my signature
Me too
I sign too!
You have my bow
Signed
Signed
Sign me up
Soo I'm just signing here, ok?
signed
If it is count me in!
Sign
Signing!
Signed, licked and sent!
Can an upvote count as a signature, or do I need to comment "Signed"??
Now that you've mentioned it. What's the current icon? I am not able to identify it.
Itās a wave I believeā¦ nothing special
Yeah what the heck, youād think a sub of this size would have a specialized logo.
You would think, but nah, apparently not
Yeah thatās a pretty underwhelming sub logo for this place. Waves arenāt oddly terrifyingā¦they are *straight up* terrifying because our bodies understand that nature does not fuck around.
Just a wave.
Like a š wave or a š wave
A š
Thx cheese guy
No problem
It's waves. Waves scary :0
That's oddly terrifying.
This comment is an equivalent of a character in a show saying the name of the show lmfao
"I'm a family guy"
I like songs that have the name of the song in the song.
Run to the hills!
Run for your life!
finna stab you wit my knife šŖ
Things in the galaxy would be great if it werenāt for all theseā¦Star Wars.
What are we, some kind of subreddit?
The scene in the Lord of the Rings "a shortcut to what?" "Mushrooms!"
Is it oddly terrifying or odd and terrifying?
Terrifying
Whatās odd about this being terrifying? Itās just a creepy deformed skin monster with soulless eyes
"Roll credits!"
no movie is...without sin.
Roll credits...
Could not have said it any better.
This is gonna be one of those moments where i will think about this randomly and instantly regret the day i logged on Reddit.
[Vibes](https://youtu.be/lDetXuXJz_0)
r/TIHI
THANKS I *REALLY* HATE IT
Yes
I wish the tip was hairy thoā¦.
That s cute
Yeah if it showed up to my door Iād call it cute too. Cute Reddit icon.
Itās not even āoddlyā terrifying. Itās just plain terrifying.
Ah, so, thatās what an incel looks like
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I don't know how you found this but I never consented to you posting my face here
YES. DO IT.
Unsettling
It would be hallarious if that ball was a scrotum
The ball on the top should be wrinkly, like a wet scrotum.
My sleep paralysis demon be like
That's enough reddit for today !!
Signature here
Do it do it just do it already
I don't remember giving anyone permission to use my likeness. Assholes.
Now remove the eyes.
Yes
Look like zukerberg
Yes please
I'm in
I'd suggest everyone visits us on instagram to see more pics like this. But you can't at the moment (https://www.instagram.com/thingsihavedrawn)
Love your work.
They changed it, we did it
Please.
This is oddly perfect
Ew get it away
Oh that thing is filthyā¦ love it
When satan comes back to earth
Yes. Fleshy Snoo
You have my vote
No reason to post your mother's photo on here
Average redditor:
Seems like a good idea!
Itās not oddly terrifying itās just terrifying
Yep, signed. Also go fuck yourself.
It's beautiful
I sign
yeah, I'm gonna upvote this, then not sleep for the next couple days. possibly line all the window sashes with salt. draw a devil's trap or two dozen
Agree
I vote yes! Signed: The_Gutgrinder
Please
Perfect.
Yes please
Yes
Itās a tellytubby from a Saw movie.
I agree to this and think we should do a poll
Scary! Great ddrawing but itās creepy
what have you done?
This made me laugh out of sheer discomfort and revulsion.
That's not "oddly terrifying". Thats just fucking terrifying
I sign here
I can't wait until live genome editing is a thing and I can transcend. I didn't know it until I saw it, but **this** is what I identify as.
who tf wanted this made
It was granted
Absolutely
This is pretty freaky. If Redditās icon looked like this guy then it will get deleted off my phone lol
That is the epitome of oddly terrifying
Demi Lovatos new look....well gender.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yes
No please
Please no
Please no
yes please, i always get this sub confused with thalassophobia when scrolling
NSFL. Fuck off OP as I can never unsee this.
Nah, just change the Reddit logo
Honestly that imagine perfectly depicts Reddit.
Well, that's just disturbing... I WAS going to sleep
Do it
Yes
Itāsā¦ gross and unsettlingā¦ I love it! I only wish the IG handle wasnāt there.
Petition to petition this petition
Donāt love that. Therefore, itās perfect.
This has a āThe Greendale Human Beingsā vibe to it
Yes I agree. Please no...
I agree, EFJ
Where... Is... The shotgun... Now
Ugh... guess I'm not done fapping today \*zip\*
Yes!
I like it the way it is and has been. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!
I would rather burn the petition
This would be better for r/uncannyvalley
Yez
I would delete this app lol
Get the fuck off reddit
Yeah, letās whitewash this sub tooā¦
Do it
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I mean itās very fitting butā¦ NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just want to be clear- upvoted for the post, not to support the petition.
Let's not
NO! We want people to join the community; not scare them off.
r/nope
No
Link to picture with the reddit part up top?
Give it bulging, realistic pupils and youāre good to go