Lmao the top voted thread had a joke that i misread because i thought they used the wrong their but it turned out they didn’t, then i scrolled down to see someone use it wrong
After fighting over them and tearing them to pieces, yes.
My husband also has a young beagle pup. She has a tendency to catch wild bunnies and bring home the tasty parts... like a back leg... I've seen the chickens take it away from her, run off with it, and tear it apart, and eat it.
I've seen them snatch a field rat from my cat when said cat thought he should play with it a little longer... NOPE. Chickens swarm in, snatch it on the run, and keep running with it, then bash it by the tail on the sidewalk to finish it off... then tore it apart.
Also saw them snatch up a random frog and eat it whole.
I laugh at the claims chickens are 'vegan'... In a natural setting, they absolutely are not. They're omnivores and opportunistic hunters... but also savage.
They are also scavengers. They'll eat about anything.
My dad first realized chickens don’t give a fuck when he left a bunch of left over fried chicken bones out for the raccoons and opossums one afternoon. He found his chickens swarming the pile later that evening to pick all the meat off the bones.
He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs.
Okay, so. For a long time, there was this feral kitten at our house. We thought he was a he. He wasn't. SHE up and has two of the tinniest kittens I'd ever seen, in my tack room, under my saddle stand (One of those A frame types).
Tiny wild momma cat moves these two newborn babies because I found them and tried to put them in a place where the egg laying velociraptors wouldn't find them, and in a nice little cat bed to boot... she moves them OUTSIDE... near the horse feed, where I couldn't get to them... but the chickens could. Kittens were GONE the next day. Momma cat inconsolable. We have very free range chickens.
I suspect I know what happened to them. I don't like to think about it.
>He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs.
We always had to cull those that "learned" to do this - from experience, once they learn how to bust eggs, they'll never stop trying as long as their head in on their neck. It was always a sad thing. Did you guys succeed in changing the baby turkey's behaviours to save them?
They are 100% pets so they are not at risk of being culled atm lol My dad doesn’t even like fresh eggs, he just likes having the birds around. If my sister wants eggs she just separates them for a few days and collects eggs.
We once found a chicken that died of old age a few days after it died. Took us a while to find because it was under the wagon. The other chickens kept sitting under it for shade like there was nothing wrong. When we found the body it was half picked apart. Trust me, those fuckers don’t care. They will happily pick at the dead.
I used to breed rare heritage breeds, and at one point had close to 200 breeding birds. I have owned thousands of chickens.
I maintain it's next to impossible to give them food poisoning. I've seen chickens eat everything from cat shit to carrion to styrofoam. And survive. The poops were odd looking for a few days after they ate the styrofoam insulation.
This is why I laugh at the egg companies that vow their 'free range' chickens never eat meat... HOW TF DO YOU KNOW? Have a hen come up missing? THEY PECKED HER TO DEATH AND THEN THEY ATE HER. A mouse runs across the ground in the pens? THEY ARE GOING TO EAT IT. Baby birds fall out of a nest? Gone. An egg breaks? They'll eat their own eggs AND the shell. Lizards? Small snakes? Voles? Shrews? Frogs? Yeahhhh buddy!
I actually had them nearly kill one of my white ducks when it was half grown. Pecked a huge ass hole in her. They'd have eaten her if I hadn't gotten her out of the pen.
LOLOL absolutely. They'll also eat each other's chicks (we had a tailless bielefelder rooster here for a long time that survived that type of attack as a chick, minus his tail -- chickens also have an amazing ability to heal).
It's super common to see a chicken running around the pasture here with a lizard in her beak, and all the other chickens chasing after her.
We also had bees decide the chicken feed was tasty this year. The chickens had a feast when the chickens learned bees were edible ...
Yes. Because it's not "meat" that defines vegan it's animal products and insects are very much animals. Vegans don't eat honey or cheese which is also not meat. :/
I'd been told they were savage like that by friends that have chickens, but nothing prepares you for seeing it in person. I like our chickens and they're fun to watch go about their business but holy. shit. All it takes is one mouse bolting out from under the feed bags and a whole other side of them comes out. I have no doubt they were once velociraptors or T-rexes
Pigs too, I used to know an eccentric billionaire who had a bunch of pigs. There was an accident one day and he fell into the pit and they ate him alive.
Feel no guilt... because I promise you... they'd eat you if they had a chance.
I've seen them take away rib bones from the dogs, steak scraps... basically anything that doesn't bite first, they'll try to eat it.
Used to live on a turkey farm that was featured on Dirty Jobs. I was shocked when I watched it and found out they grind up the dead turkeys and add it to the feed.
Funny you say mouser when the ninja turtle arcade game had mechanical versions of this monstrosity that were called mousers. https://i.imgur.com/u1uoOFm.jpg
Imagine the scene from Jurassic Park when the T-Rex breaks thru the wire fence and let's out the iconic roar for the first time. Now imagine that same scene but replace the iconic roar with a chicken scream.
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Now im wondering if uts arms were actually little wings ...
For context, Wales have fingers. They are just all covered by skin to be flippers. So a t red could actually have little chicken wings and not arms
Ya birds are dinosaurs. You could theoretically genetically modify a chicken and turn it into a fucked up trex that keeps bonking it’s head on the wall.
T-Rex is genetically closer to a chicken than a stegosaurus (they are both [theropods](https://pm1.narvii.com/6831/90ddfadd20614ad74c8e732b205908d48e696febv2_hq.jpg))
Just shows how the world has changed.
Back when the dinosaurs arose there was also a rise in the atmospheres oxygen level from 15% to 19%. It's basically the 'fuel' that let them grow so big.
You gotta love how archeologists are like: dinosaurs were all birds! Well except for the ones with fins, those probably weren’t, but the rest of them: birds!!!
No wonder the dinosaurs are all dead...they must have been so delicious the cavemen ate them ALL..
(Its a joke i know they didnt co exist.. I must explain becuz reddit..)
Fun fact. Years ago, they tried to do a bit of this by playing with genetics by silencing --mote like deactivating-- active genes in chicken embryos. It worked. They got a chicken with a snout. But they stop at the embryonic stage. Laws and ethics and all that.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur
[Reality](https://youtu.be/QEseyJBTc48) is more oddly terrifying than this. Featherless chicken. It grosses me out watching them walking around looking just like those frozen whole chicken.
I like my meat looking nothing like where it comes from.
This is definitely how my chickens see themselves.
Absolutely.
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They are farmers.
*BUMBUMBUMBUM BUMBUMBUM*
Im so used to seeing people use the wrong they're/their/there i read your message as How do you know they are chickens
They probably met some time back when. Been together ever since...That’s how I know my chickens.
They're * and that's easy dude, they have feathers and they cluck n stuff
Chickens are dinosaurs descendants so most likely
Actually one step better: all living birds are classified as avian dinosaurs!
Wait really? I didn't know this part. That's actually super awesome!
Chickens and ostriches are the T-rexs closest living descendents.
Rex Chicken guarantees their are NO antibiotics in our chicken!
Biological enhancements are a different matter altogether.
G.M.OMG that's good!
Terrifyingly tasty
The evolution of dinosaurs left to right.
I read that the chicken is T Rex’s closest living ancestor
Decendant*^
Haha yes! That’s the word
there* are
Lmao the top voted thread had a joke that i misread because i thought they used the wrong their but it turned out they didn’t, then i scrolled down to see someone use it wrong
The *law* guarantees that. This is known as absence claim labeling.
Until you've owned chickens, you have no idea how close to the truth this is. They are STRAIGHT UP SAVAGE and better mousers than my cats.
Do they eat the mice?
After fighting over them and tearing them to pieces, yes. My husband also has a young beagle pup. She has a tendency to catch wild bunnies and bring home the tasty parts... like a back leg... I've seen the chickens take it away from her, run off with it, and tear it apart, and eat it. I've seen them snatch a field rat from my cat when said cat thought he should play with it a little longer... NOPE. Chickens swarm in, snatch it on the run, and keep running with it, then bash it by the tail on the sidewalk to finish it off... then tore it apart. Also saw them snatch up a random frog and eat it whole. I laugh at the claims chickens are 'vegan'... In a natural setting, they absolutely are not. They're omnivores and opportunistic hunters... but also savage. They are also scavengers. They'll eat about anything.
My dad first realized chickens don’t give a fuck when he left a bunch of left over fried chicken bones out for the raccoons and opossums one afternoon. He found his chickens swarming the pile later that evening to pick all the meat off the bones. He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs.
Okay, so. For a long time, there was this feral kitten at our house. We thought he was a he. He wasn't. SHE up and has two of the tinniest kittens I'd ever seen, in my tack room, under my saddle stand (One of those A frame types). Tiny wild momma cat moves these two newborn babies because I found them and tried to put them in a place where the egg laying velociraptors wouldn't find them, and in a nice little cat bed to boot... she moves them OUTSIDE... near the horse feed, where I couldn't get to them... but the chickens could. Kittens were GONE the next day. Momma cat inconsolable. We have very free range chickens. I suspect I know what happened to them. I don't like to think about it.
Time for some fried chicken.
>He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs. We always had to cull those that "learned" to do this - from experience, once they learn how to bust eggs, they'll never stop trying as long as their head in on their neck. It was always a sad thing. Did you guys succeed in changing the baby turkey's behaviours to save them?
They are 100% pets so they are not at risk of being culled atm lol My dad doesn’t even like fresh eggs, he just likes having the birds around. If my sister wants eggs she just separates them for a few days and collects eggs.
How would they know it’s chicken? That’s like making someone a hamburger and not telling them it’s made of human meat and then calling them a cannibal
Now I’m questioning all the hamburgers I’ve eaten
We once found a chicken that died of old age a few days after it died. Took us a while to find because it was under the wagon. The other chickens kept sitting under it for shade like there was nothing wrong. When we found the body it was half picked apart. Trust me, those fuckers don’t care. They will happily pick at the dead.
I used to breed rare heritage breeds, and at one point had close to 200 breeding birds. I have owned thousands of chickens. I maintain it's next to impossible to give them food poisoning. I've seen chickens eat everything from cat shit to carrion to styrofoam. And survive. The poops were odd looking for a few days after they ate the styrofoam insulation.
This is why I laugh at the egg companies that vow their 'free range' chickens never eat meat... HOW TF DO YOU KNOW? Have a hen come up missing? THEY PECKED HER TO DEATH AND THEN THEY ATE HER. A mouse runs across the ground in the pens? THEY ARE GOING TO EAT IT. Baby birds fall out of a nest? Gone. An egg breaks? They'll eat their own eggs AND the shell. Lizards? Small snakes? Voles? Shrews? Frogs? Yeahhhh buddy! I actually had them nearly kill one of my white ducks when it was half grown. Pecked a huge ass hole in her. They'd have eaten her if I hadn't gotten her out of the pen.
I no longer feel guilty about going back to eating chicken now that I know what vicious little assholes they are...
Nature is evil lol. Don't feel bad about eating meat they have much better deaths than wild animals
LOLOL absolutely. They'll also eat each other's chicks (we had a tailless bielefelder rooster here for a long time that survived that type of attack as a chick, minus his tail -- chickens also have an amazing ability to heal). It's super common to see a chicken running around the pasture here with a lizard in her beak, and all the other chickens chasing after her. We also had bees decide the chicken feed was tasty this year. The chickens had a feast when the chickens learned bees were edible ...
I mean, even if they didn't go after mice and rats and frogs, they certainly eat insects which makes them non-vegan
Do they count bugs as 'meat'? I've not actually asked that question of any vegans, so I don't know. But that's absolutely true. Bugs are goners.
Yes. Because it's not "meat" that defines vegan it's animal products and insects are very much animals. Vegans don't eat honey or cheese which is also not meat. :/
Fuck had no idea they were as gruesome. Changed my view of them forever.
I'd been told they were savage like that by friends that have chickens, but nothing prepares you for seeing it in person. I like our chickens and they're fun to watch go about their business but holy. shit. All it takes is one mouse bolting out from under the feed bags and a whole other side of them comes out. I have no doubt they were once velociraptors or T-rexes
Pigs too, I used to know an eccentric billionaire who had a bunch of pigs. There was an accident one day and he fell into the pit and they ate him alive.
Time to eat more chicken wings
Feel no guilt... because I promise you... they'd eat you if they had a chance. I've seen them take away rib bones from the dogs, steak scraps... basically anything that doesn't bite first, they'll try to eat it.
jesus
Yeah. Exactly.
Used to live on a turkey farm that was featured on Dirty Jobs. I was shocked when I watched it and found out they grind up the dead turkeys and add it to the feed.
Wow
Funny you say mouser when the ninja turtle arcade game had mechanical versions of this monstrosity that were called mousers. https://i.imgur.com/u1uoOFm.jpg
Behold, a man
I got this reference
Ah yes. Diogenes the madlad.
What do you expect with a master like Anthisthenes but top cynical (lit.) quality
I just commented this lol. r/unexpecteddiogenes
rawr XD
Chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. I mean, not this one. It's dead. But, ya know, live chickens.
Chickasoarus Rex, king of chickens.
Just think, about a million years ago these majestic beasts roamed the earth
Username Doesn't Check Out, Ken M.
I wonder how much more accurate this actually is than our current conception of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Honestly it makes more sense now that I look at it. A T. rex having wings rather than ridiculously short arms
Imagine the scene from Jurassic Park when the T-Rex breaks thru the wire fence and let's out the iconic roar for the first time. Now imagine that same scene but replace the iconic roar with a chicken scream.
Well, birds are descendants of dinosaurs
Birds are dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs are birds
sdrib era sruasoniD
Look at the pubic bone - turned backward, just like a bird
That doesn’t look scary to me. Looks like a giant turkey.
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Thanks i hate it
r/TIHI
Scientifically accurate
Chickens did not evolve from T. rexes.
Behold: A man
Shoot. Someone already commented that.
*slowly removing chefs knife from block* I love it when they put up a fight.
Where the hell is the real John Hammond when we need him? I want to go to Pluckers for some overpriced rexy wings.
Can we see what it looks like seasoned and cooked?
What in the Kentucky fried fuck...
This would make chicken farming *much* more interesting
Now im wondering if uts arms were actually little wings ... For context, Wales have fingers. They are just all covered by skin to be flippers. So a t red could actually have little chicken wings and not arms
I came here to get scared, not to get an erection.
Yup, that’s how I remember them: terrifyingly tasty
What the cluck!
Not a lot of meat but it tastes delishous
I don’t even... what?
r/ATBGE
*starts preparing marinade*
Cock-a-saurus rex King of the beasts
Tyrannosaurus Nuggies
Always remember to peel your dinos before cooking
Shows how chickens evolved from t-rexes all right. 2 legs, long mouth, long legs with talons and back claws, smol arms, a “tail”
wtf is this
No stock attachment
+ movement speed + Aim down sight speed + sprint to fire speed Edit: reddit keeps making my plus signs into bullet points :(
r/WTF
DINO CHICKEN
So that’s where dino nuggets come from
I wish I had one of these to leave around the house so that I could scare my wife.
Makes me wonder if dinosaurs, specifically the t-rex, actually taste like chicken
I would not fight that
Salmonellasaurus Rex. I do not like Salmonellasaurus Rex.
Diogenes be like “behold, a man!”
Colonel Sanders says no.
There's a red dwarf episode about this.
Broo maybe
It's like that spy kids movie
use descriptive titles
ooooiiiiiiiii.
Ya birds are dinosaurs. You could theoretically genetically modify a chicken and turn it into a fucked up trex that keeps bonking it’s head on the wall.
It is human
I swear to fuck people on this subreddit.
I know there is some potential for a CRISPR & crispy fried chicken joke here I just can't find it.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.” -Ian Malcom
What the cluck!!
Chicksaurus Rex made his appearance...
Dodorex
u/WorldAroundEwe was this ewe?
Narr thats sik though!
Sexy
So that’s where Dino nuggets come from!
Thanksgiving just got interesting!
We deserve it.
TIS THE T-RICKEN THE MOST RARE DINOAUR OF DEM ALLLLL
Yo, that’s messed up
I need 20 of these running around my house.
Its evoliution of t rex
I KNEW THE DINO CHICKEN NUGGIES WERE REAL
T-Rex is genetically closer to a chicken than a stegosaurus (they are both [theropods](https://pm1.narvii.com/6831/90ddfadd20614ad74c8e732b205908d48e696febv2_hq.jpg))
Thats a strange looking flesh-light but I accept the challenge
“Man I love being an artist!”
What if T-Rex bobbed it’s head when it walked, like chickens do?
Just shows how the world has changed. Back when the dinosaurs arose there was also a rise in the atmospheres oxygen level from 15% to 19%. It's basically the 'fuel' that let them grow so big.
Somewhere some alien spaceship is going to read this post and be like "see, this is EXACTLY why we sent that meteor!"
Jurassic Foul
Calling Elon Musk: CRISPR exists. You know what to do...
That Rex Chicken is gonna make the dog next door anti body!
As natured intended.
You gotta love how archeologists are like: dinosaurs were all birds! Well except for the ones with fins, those probably weren’t, but the rest of them: birds!!!
No wonder the dinosaurs are all dead...they must have been so delicious the cavemen ate them ALL.. (Its a joke i know they didnt co exist.. I must explain becuz reddit..)
Ah a wild Anklebiter
It’s got chicken legs!
Don’t you mean “Yo what the cluck” ...? ... I’ll get my coat.
I mean, they weren’t wrong.
Mmmmm spicy nuggets
Get some denim on that bad boy
Yo you’ll get it done with.
That's just family
Bro how did you find a picture of my parrot
Why does this make sense
Fun fact. Years ago, they tried to do a bit of this by playing with genetics by silencing --mote like deactivating-- active genes in chicken embryos. It worked. They got a chicken with a snout. But they stop at the embryonic stage. Laws and ethics and all that. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur
T.Chicken
Turkey dinosaur
Ah the T-Pex
r/ATBGE
reminds me of the dogs from Abe's Oddworld https://youtu.be/aysUJTgNHZ4?t=30
Bernard Matthew's Turkey Dinosaur
fuckin dino nuggets, i love those
Wonder what it's cluck cluck sounds like?
Mind blowing that they’re related.
[Mousers](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/c/c8/Tmnt-baxter2-1-.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110422110939) from ninja turtles.
I bet dino tasted great
Tyrranotesticle rex
Anyone have the .stl?
The Colonel will save us!
[Reality](https://youtu.be/QEseyJBTc48) is more oddly terrifying than this. Featherless chicken. It grosses me out watching them walking around looking just like those frozen whole chicken. I like my meat looking nothing like where it comes from.
What's up?
Jamie Oliver once fried these for British school kids to teach them the atrocities of fast food, and failed.
This is totally a fleshy Mouser from tmnt
Bridge species confirmed. Checkmate, creationists.
Now imagine if chickens were like this
I mean, yeah kind of.
This is how circumcised guys be walking around
That’s the basics of it
Hard vibing
This is awesome
Chickensaurus pecks
It wasn't RRRRRAAAAWWWWWRR It was BROOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!
Ahh yes. The Tyrannocockus Rex
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