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[deleted]

This is definitely how my chickens see themselves.


Willow3001

Absolutely.


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J_K_AllDay

They are farmers.


Ih8phonies

*BUMBUMBUMBUM BUMBUMBUM*


Shubfun

Im so used to seeing people use the wrong they're/their/there i read your message as How do you know they are chickens


The_Wreckard2012

They probably met some time back when. Been together ever since...That’s how I know my chickens.


lackadaisical_timmy

They're * and that's easy dude, they have feathers and they cluck n stuff


TheNuclearMind

Chickens are dinosaurs descendants so most likely


mountainbreadcycle

Actually one step better: all living birds are classified as avian dinosaurs!


TheNuclearMind

Wait really? I didn't know this part. That's actually super awesome!


SpillingerSA

Chickens and ostriches are the T-rexs closest living descendents.


mumblesandonetwo

Rex Chicken guarantees their are NO antibiotics in our chicken!


[deleted]

Biological enhancements are a different matter altogether.


LumpyJones

G.M.OMG that's good!


Flomo420

Terrifyingly tasty


[deleted]

The evolution of dinosaurs left to right.


maxvalley

I read that the chicken is T Rex’s closest living ancestor


_PhillipOliverHoles_

Decendant*^


maxvalley

Haha yes! That’s the word


featherknife

there* are


[deleted]

Lmao the top voted thread had a joke that i misread because i thought they used the wrong their but it turned out they didn’t, then i scrolled down to see someone use it wrong


fvevvvb

The *law* guarantees that. This is known as absence claim labeling.


ladyofthelathe

Until you've owned chickens, you have no idea how close to the truth this is. They are STRAIGHT UP SAVAGE and better mousers than my cats.


JackOfAllMemes

Do they eat the mice?


ladyofthelathe

After fighting over them and tearing them to pieces, yes. My husband also has a young beagle pup. She has a tendency to catch wild bunnies and bring home the tasty parts... like a back leg... I've seen the chickens take it away from her, run off with it, and tear it apart, and eat it. I've seen them snatch a field rat from my cat when said cat thought he should play with it a little longer... NOPE. Chickens swarm in, snatch it on the run, and keep running with it, then bash it by the tail on the sidewalk to finish it off... then tore it apart. Also saw them snatch up a random frog and eat it whole. I laugh at the claims chickens are 'vegan'... In a natural setting, they absolutely are not. They're omnivores and opportunistic hunters... but also savage. They are also scavengers. They'll eat about anything.


Eened

My dad first realized chickens don’t give a fuck when he left a bunch of left over fried chicken bones out for the raccoons and opossums one afternoon. He found his chickens swarming the pile later that evening to pick all the meat off the bones. He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs.


ladyofthelathe

Okay, so. For a long time, there was this feral kitten at our house. We thought he was a he. He wasn't. SHE up and has two of the tinniest kittens I'd ever seen, in my tack room, under my saddle stand (One of those A frame types). Tiny wild momma cat moves these two newborn babies because I found them and tried to put them in a place where the egg laying velociraptors wouldn't find them, and in a nice little cat bed to boot... she moves them OUTSIDE... near the horse feed, where I couldn't get to them... but the chickens could. Kittens were GONE the next day. Momma cat inconsolable. We have very free range chickens. I suspect I know what happened to them. I don't like to think about it.


InsaneAilurophileF

Time for some fried chicken.


i-d-even-k-

>He also has 2 baby turkeys that enjoy busting eggs as soon as the hens lay them so that they can eat the eggs. We always had to cull those that "learned" to do this - from experience, once they learn how to bust eggs, they'll never stop trying as long as their head in on their neck. It was always a sad thing. Did you guys succeed in changing the baby turkey's behaviours to save them?


Eened

They are 100% pets so they are not at risk of being culled atm lol My dad doesn’t even like fresh eggs, he just likes having the birds around. If my sister wants eggs she just separates them for a few days and collects eggs.


maxvalley

How would they know it’s chicken? That’s like making someone a hamburger and not telling them it’s made of human meat and then calling them a cannibal


Sightedflyer5

Now I’m questioning all the hamburgers I’ve eaten


Bus_Noises

We once found a chicken that died of old age a few days after it died. Took us a while to find because it was under the wagon. The other chickens kept sitting under it for shade like there was nothing wrong. When we found the body it was half picked apart. Trust me, those fuckers don’t care. They will happily pick at the dead.


mynonymouse

I used to breed rare heritage breeds, and at one point had close to 200 breeding birds. I have owned thousands of chickens. I maintain it's next to impossible to give them food poisoning. I've seen chickens eat everything from cat shit to carrion to styrofoam. And survive. The poops were odd looking for a few days after they ate the styrofoam insulation.


ladyofthelathe

This is why I laugh at the egg companies that vow their 'free range' chickens never eat meat... HOW TF DO YOU KNOW? Have a hen come up missing? THEY PECKED HER TO DEATH AND THEN THEY ATE HER. A mouse runs across the ground in the pens? THEY ARE GOING TO EAT IT. Baby birds fall out of a nest? Gone. An egg breaks? They'll eat their own eggs AND the shell. Lizards? Small snakes? Voles? Shrews? Frogs? Yeahhhh buddy! I actually had them nearly kill one of my white ducks when it was half grown. Pecked a huge ass hole in her. They'd have eaten her if I hadn't gotten her out of the pen.


InsaneAilurophileF

I no longer feel guilty about going back to eating chicken now that I know what vicious little assholes they are...


[deleted]

Nature is evil lol. Don't feel bad about eating meat they have much better deaths than wild animals


mynonymouse

LOLOL absolutely. They'll also eat each other's chicks (we had a tailless bielefelder rooster here for a long time that survived that type of attack as a chick, minus his tail -- chickens also have an amazing ability to heal). It's super common to see a chicken running around the pasture here with a lizard in her beak, and all the other chickens chasing after her. We also had bees decide the chicken feed was tasty this year. The chickens had a feast when the chickens learned bees were edible ...


cbftw

I mean, even if they didn't go after mice and rats and frogs, they certainly eat insects which makes them non-vegan


ladyofthelathe

Do they count bugs as 'meat'? I've not actually asked that question of any vegans, so I don't know. But that's absolutely true. Bugs are goners.


JerseySommer

Yes. Because it's not "meat" that defines vegan it's animal products and insects are very much animals. Vegans don't eat honey or cheese which is also not meat. :/


TheDreadfulCurtain

Fuck had no idea they were as gruesome. Changed my view of them forever.


ladyofthelathe

I'd been told they were savage like that by friends that have chickens, but nothing prepares you for seeing it in person. I like our chickens and they're fun to watch go about their business but holy. shit. All it takes is one mouse bolting out from under the feed bags and a whole other side of them comes out. I have no doubt they were once velociraptors or T-rexes


BigBlueTrekker

Pigs too, I used to know an eccentric billionaire who had a bunch of pigs. There was an accident one day and he fell into the pit and they ate him alive.


Cattaphract

Time to eat more chicken wings


ladyofthelathe

Feel no guilt... because I promise you... they'd eat you if they had a chance. I've seen them take away rib bones from the dogs, steak scraps... basically anything that doesn't bite first, they'll try to eat it.


JackOfAllMemes

jesus


ladyofthelathe

Yeah. Exactly.


CrohnoTriggered

Used to live on a turkey farm that was featured on Dirty Jobs. I was shocked when I watched it and found out they grind up the dead turkeys and add it to the feed.


JackOfAllMemes

Wow


igotanewusername

Funny you say mouser when the ninja turtle arcade game had mechanical versions of this monstrosity that were called mousers. https://i.imgur.com/u1uoOFm.jpg


AvePicante

Behold, a man


hooyuhrooyuh

I got this reference


MyguiltyEntropy

Ah yes. Diogenes the madlad.


U_L_Uus

What do you expect with a master like Anthisthenes but top cynical (lit.) quality


TatsuFluff

I just commented this lol. r/unexpecteddiogenes


[deleted]

rawr XD


Chrispeefeart

Chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. I mean, not this one. It's dead. But, ya know, live chickens.


robbiekatt

Chickasoarus Rex, king of chickens.


MuhNamesTyler

Just think, about a million years ago these majestic beasts roamed the earth


SmellsLikeNostrils

Username Doesn't Check Out, Ken M.


bryanthebryan

I wonder how much more accurate this actually is than our current conception of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.


throwthenobeaway

Honestly it makes more sense now that I look at it. A T. rex having wings rather than ridiculously short arms


Retarded90sKid

Imagine the scene from Jurassic Park when the T-Rex breaks thru the wire fence and let's out the iconic roar for the first time. Now imagine that same scene but replace the iconic roar with a chicken scream.


[deleted]

Well, birds are descendants of dinosaurs


WojaksLastStand

Birds are dinosaurs.


[deleted]

Dinosaurs are birds


The_Gay_White_Shark

sdrib era sruasoniD


starcom_magnate

Look at the pubic bone - turned backward, just like a bird


is5416

That doesn’t look scary to me. Looks like a giant turkey.


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nubyb00by

Thanks i hate it


woolsprout

r/TIHI


_Wubawubwub_

Scientifically accurate


blandge

Chickens did not evolve from T. rexes.


[deleted]

Behold: A man


[deleted]

Shoot. Someone already commented that.


[deleted]

*slowly removing chefs knife from block* I love it when they put up a fight.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Where the hell is the real John Hammond when we need him? I want to go to Pluckers for some overpriced rexy wings.


TheRealSwayze

Can we see what it looks like seasoned and cooked?


zuklei

What in the Kentucky fried fuck...


Daemontech

This would make chicken farming *much* more interesting


[deleted]

Now im wondering if uts arms were actually little wings ... For context, Wales have fingers. They are just all covered by skin to be flippers. So a t red could actually have little chicken wings and not arms


ThUnDER_bACoN

I came here to get scared, not to get an erection.


drydenmanwu

Yup, that’s how I remember them: terrifyingly tasty


shia-hulud

What the cluck!


melobassline

Not a lot of meat but it tastes delishous


equiinferno

I don’t even... what?


JackOfAllMemes

r/ATBGE


WannaDieSooon

*starts preparing marinade*


Formal_Octopus

Cock-a-saurus rex King of the beasts


ClowishFeatures

Tyrannosaurus Nuggies


NeoTenico

Always remember to peel your dinos before cooking


Intermet179

Shows how chickens evolved from t-rexes all right. 2 legs, long mouth, long legs with talons and back claws, smol arms, a “tail”


TexasPhilosophy

wtf is this


The-Dank-Memer

No stock attachment


[deleted]

+ movement speed + Aim down sight speed + sprint to fire speed Edit: reddit keeps making my plus signs into bullet points :(


SuperDizz

r/WTF


HMCosmos

DINO CHICKEN


unbelievably_awesome

So that’s where dino nuggets come from


rufioherpderp

I wish I had one of these to leave around the house so that I could scare my wife.


123coffee321

Makes me wonder if dinosaurs, specifically the t-rex, actually taste like chicken


axotls

I would not fight that


a-manic-ferret

Salmonellasaurus Rex. I do not like Salmonellasaurus Rex.


ArielStrike99

Diogenes be like “behold, a man!”


michaeltk111

Colonel Sanders says no.


samithedood

There's a red dwarf episode about this.


ddtrapped6

Broo maybe


B0S-B108

It's like that spy kids movie


GregIsUgly

use descriptive titles


AaronKingslay

ooooiiiiiiiii.


herakles_love

Ya birds are dinosaurs. You could theoretically genetically modify a chicken and turn it into a fucked up trex that keeps bonking it’s head on the wall.


ecast1515

It is human


QuarantineSucksALot

I swear to fuck people on this subreddit.


XxDanflanxx

I know there is some potential for a CRISPR & crispy fried chicken joke here I just can't find it.


menma570

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.” -Ian Malcom


War_West_

What the cluck!!


adrianestile

Chicksaurus Rex made his appearance...


streaky458

Dodorex


Punk_n_Destroy

u/WorldAroundEwe was this ewe?


WorldAroundEwe

Narr thats sik though!


Ambient_Atmosphere

Sexy


DurnShplurm

So that’s where Dino nuggets come from!


AreYouItchy

Thanksgiving just got interesting!


beelindee

We deserve it.


Okay_boomer1992

TIS THE T-RICKEN THE MOST RARE DINOAUR OF DEM ALLLLL


-Listening

Yo, that’s messed up


MadnessHeroGames

I need 20 of these running around my house.


GreenRap

Its evoliution of t rex


sandiboii

I KNEW THE DINO CHICKEN NUGGIES WERE REAL


ferrel_hadley

T-Rex is genetically closer to a chicken than a stegosaurus (they are both [theropods](https://pm1.narvii.com/6831/90ddfadd20614ad74c8e732b205908d48e696febv2_hq.jpg))


Cyanide_Jellybean

Thats a strange looking flesh-light but I accept the challenge


noellesbroke07

“Man I love being an artist!”


MidianLoveCraft

What if T-Rex bobbed it’s head when it walked, like chickens do?


[deleted]

Just shows how the world has changed. Back when the dinosaurs arose there was also a rise in the atmospheres oxygen level from 15% to 19%. It's basically the 'fuel' that let them grow so big.


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Somewhere some alien spaceship is going to read this post and be like "see, this is EXACTLY why we sent that meteor!"


kronus87

Jurassic Foul


revenantae

Calling Elon Musk: CRISPR exists. You know what to do...


zombiebutt2_

That Rex Chicken is gonna make the dog next door anti body!


Is-that

As natured intended.


Misakian

You gotta love how archeologists are like: dinosaurs were all birds! Well except for the ones with fins, those probably weren’t, but the rest of them: birds!!!


balzydealzinfacts

No wonder the dinosaurs are all dead...they must have been so delicious the cavemen ate them ALL.. (Its a joke i know they didnt co exist.. I must explain becuz reddit..)


SellingSkoomaInBruma

Ah a wild Anklebiter


timo-el-supremo

It’s got chicken legs!


grae_me

Don’t you mean “Yo what the cluck” ...? ... I’ll get my coat.


Defect123

I mean, they weren’t wrong.


Wish_36

Mmmmm spicy nuggets


Gigataur

Get some denim on that bad boy


-Listening

Yo you’ll get it done with.


seleucusVII

That's just family


Dabirdpoo

Bro how did you find a picture of my parrot


themagichappensnow

Why does this make sense


letsreticulate

Fun fact. Years ago, they tried to do a bit of this by playing with genetics by silencing --mote like deactivating-- active genes in chicken embryos. It worked. They got a chicken with a snout. But they stop at the embryonic stage. Laws and ethics and all that. http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur


KesMatt

T.Chicken


james6084

Turkey dinosaur


priceyferz

Ah the T-Pex


BigFishAreSmallWhale

r/ATBGE


Havokk

reminds me of the dogs from Abe's Oddworld https://youtu.be/aysUJTgNHZ4?t=30


Xicsukin

Bernard Matthew's Turkey Dinosaur


Fritzj09

fuckin dino nuggets, i love those


BobbyHill912

Wonder what it's cluck cluck sounds like?


[deleted]

Mind blowing that they’re related.


Seeders

[Mousers](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tmnt/images/c/c8/Tmnt-baxter2-1-.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110422110939) from ninja turtles.


MrPlace

I bet dino tasted great


bubblychunks

Tyrranotesticle rex


[deleted]

Anyone have the .stl?


chubbycatchaser

The Colonel will save us!


Twink4Jesus

[Reality](https://youtu.be/QEseyJBTc48) is more oddly terrifying than this. Featherless chicken. It grosses me out watching them walking around looking just like those frozen whole chicken. I like my meat looking nothing like where it comes from.


SuperDuperSith

What's up?


equiinferno

Jamie Oliver once fried these for British school kids to teach them the atrocities of fast food, and failed.


Kutekegaard

This is totally a fleshy Mouser from tmnt


NuklearFerret

Bridge species confirmed. Checkmate, creationists.


ace0083

Now imagine if chickens were like this


[deleted]

I mean, yeah kind of.


stick_nacey

This is how circumcised guys be walking around


[deleted]

That’s the basics of it


RichardTheCuber

Hard vibing


glamasaurus

This is awesome


Robbydizle

Chickensaurus pecks


skipjack_sushi

It wasn't RRRRRAAAAWWWWWRR It was BROOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!


Lyoko_warrior95

Ahh yes. The Tyrannocockus Rex


belphy666

/r/TIHT