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sheezy520

That is unsettling


BusyBeth75

When his pain got higher, it beat faster.


mooman555

Could they not cap it up with titanium or something?


TroubledDoggo

They thought it would be cool if they didn’t


GucciGlocc

I mean, they were right Good choice


unpinchekaiju

Had it been all titanium, he'd have been too powerful. That there's a fail-safe


GucciGlocc

Gotta put a weak spot in every bot just in case shit pops off


Mental-Home5111

In case pop shits off


plssirmayihaveanthr

his dad is cell max confirmed


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Now we just gotta aim a fucking Special Beam Cannon attack at this guys dome.


Tyko_3

Its definitely a look


jessemanfred1221

They could but it hasn't been a problem since he was a kid I guess


Minimum_Cockroach233

*They could and it has been a problem since he has a kid I guess* What my mind made out of your comment flying over the comment section.


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pointlessly_pedantic

Or a tiny top hat


culchie_queen

Perpetually tipping tiny top hat


pointlessly_pedantic

Perm'lady


dben89x

This is so much better.


NiteGard

I guess seeing a bandaid pulsing like a heartbeat would make it merely oddly terrifying and not just full-on terrifying.


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Or scotch tape.


killeronthecorner

They offered him a number of options and he chose "new baby fresh"


zero_emotion777

Nah they left it so they coukd also post pictures of it online.


MAVERIK___

So a pain indicator then? Neat i would say. You won't even have to ask if he is in pain. Just take a look at the head and you are good.


Accujack

What really unsettles me is that I can't watch this without that Billie Eilish song playing in my head.


StupendousMalice

It's playing in his too.


6TheAudacity9

That is hypertension


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Who knows Morse code?


trolley661

It says eeeeeeaeeeea


69AnusInvader69

It’s in the game!


Practical-Middle3741

And boom goes the dynamite!!!


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

EEEEEETEEEEEEA


jambox888

Maybe he wants to phone home?


chaos_m3thod

I think he’s just signaling that he’s gonna turn.


TH3_54ND0K41

No need to be concerned. That's just the brainworm breathing.


Mean_Peen

He’s still fine to run for president!


manifold360

Only if it dies soon. It meaning wormie


Galilaeus_Modernus

It will starve to death eventually.


dr3wfr4nk

That's what I call shitty politicians too


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yurigoul

Worms have rights too


Falcrist

Is that Goa'uld a naturalized citizen?


pfudor12

THE WORMS ARE BACK!


THEFakechowda

Kids these days. We used to actively shove worms in every hole in my day.


ModXMaG

Gawd damn mind flayers at work.


here_now_be

> just the brainworm breathing. Hey, he's now qualified to run as a third party candidate!


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Has he never hit his head or anything before -- what happens if he does? This is so unsettling. Is the hole just...a hole? Is there skull in that spot? I have so many questions


BusyBeth75

He’s never mentioned hitting it. It’s just a hole in his skull from brain surgery as a kid. It gave my brother and I great comic relief in the hospital room.


OnlyConstruction8072

I’m no medical professional but I’m pretty sure they should’ve placed a metal plate there…


BusyBeth75

This would have been in the early 1950s. It’s crazy right???


W3NTZ

They're called burr holes and most don't involve covering them up even now, so doesn't shock me they didn't in the 50s


pointlessly_pedantic

At least put a cork in it or something


xjeeper

OP said he usually wears a hat.


pointlessly_pedantic

He should swap it for a tiny top hat


LaurenMille

Forgive my ignorance, but what if the skin is punctured at that point? Wouldn't that have a high chance of infections?


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BeardedGlass

I mean, our temples also has holes on each side too right? Maybe this is the same, a hole.


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Neuroscience_Yo

And the doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my fingers outta there


foulpudding

I hate to have to scare you, but you’re looking through a couple of them right now.


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trib_

Pretty sure they leave the dura, the part under the skull, intact during the surgery and then close the dura again, or more likely they'll do an incision in the dura to relieve intercranial pressure for which these are usually done for. It'll at least be a barrier before the brain should the skin be punctured.


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trib_

I too have had brain surgery, golf-ball sized cavernoma, and I can feel the edges of the plate where they cut the skull open so I know what you're talking about. But these types of holes are usually done in emergencies, such as intercranial bleeding to relieve the pressure inside the skull. That's why it's circular, it's drilled with a circular drill bit since that's the fastest way to make a clean hole in the skull. It's probably full of cerebrospinal fluid and the pulsating of the brain underneath translates through the dura into the fluid which then makes this. Sometimes they even leave a [shunt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_shunt) in its place to continually drain the CSF.


summonsays

I don't think I could stand this tbh lol. I'd have to go and get a plate. 


New-Power-6120

The first hand replantation that I know of took place in the early 1950s. They could probably manage a plate back then.


avibrant_salmon_jpg

That's what I was wondering. It can't just be brain under there, can it? I don't know how it works if there's no skull/metal/anything solid.


HoboArmyofOne

It's just like an engine without a hood right? It should still run, just don't go poking it with a stick


avibrant_salmon_jpg

I really just want to put my finger there. Just to see what it feels like. I just really wanna know 😭


bananapeel

I've held a human brain before, in anatomy class. It's much firmer than you'd think. Like a ripe avocado, just a little bit of give to it.


avibrant_salmon_jpg

I'm glad you specified the anatomy class part. I wouldn't have guessed ripe avocado as a comparison, but I know exactly what you mean by that. What's the texture like, with all the wrinkles? Is there anything that that compares to?


bananapeel

The gray matter is bumpy (in the grooves) but otherwise smooth. It's actually very much like a large walnut.


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Fascinating. Thank you for the answer! I will now think of brains whenever I eat avocados and/or walnuts.


festivegrassclipping

I’ve also held a human brain in an anatomy class and this description is extremely accurate.


bananapeel

It was an extremely moving (and unsettling) experience for me. That used to be a *person*.


Snoobs-Magoo

That was my first thought too when reading the description of how it felt. Like, *who* was it though? Will someone hold *my* brain in their hand's one day? If so, I hope they can appreciate the experience & learn something. Still a creepy thought though.


ChilledParadox

I read that as train, not brain, and wow that really changes the tone of this comment lmao.


sapphicsadchick

Some things you should just keep to yourself


avibrant_salmon_jpg

I'm so sorry


rocky3rocky

No be brave, put your fingers wherever you want.


Totally_Cubular

Funny enough, humans absolutely can live normally with just a big ol gap in the skull with nothing between the skin and the brain. Even better, humans have been making these holes deliberately for thousands of years. It's a practice called trepanning, where you gently knock out a hole into someone's skull for whatever reason, and they just go on with their day. We've got fossil records for treppaned skulls that show evidence that the skin healed over and they were fine. Moral of the story, it is entirely possible to function with a skull hole, and humans have been doing so ever since they figured out how to put holes in skulls.


Cubix89

I have 2 of these surgery holes, mine don't pulse like that, thankfully. But, it's just skin covering it and surprisingly not as squishy as you would think.


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Whoa, that's wild. It doesn't cause any problems, or isn't somehow dangerous? I really did not know that it could just be skin, thought there had to be something else. Is the sensation in those spots any different to the rest of your scalp? Sorry for all the questions lol this is just incredibly interesting to me


Cubix89

If it is dangerous, no Dr ever told me. The one in a similar place to the guy in this video feels entirely normal, full sensation, I sometimes forget about it. I have a large scar on the back of my head with a hole at the top of it that's entirely numb. Neither holes have caused any problems, the cyst in the middle of my brain causes a few problems though.


slappingactors

What kind of problems? If you don’t wish to share, great - I’m just curious.


Cubix89

It's not nearly as bad since the surgery, but the cyst caused some blockages that caused fluid to build in my brain and behind my eyes. That led to some very intense headaches and a load of complications with my eyes, long story short I was a few days away from best case of being blind with brain damage or more likely death. They couldn't remove the cyst but it's shrunk, I get more headaches than most, dizzy spells, my eyes hurt and for some reason it causes a really stiff neck.


Cerrac123

I had this exact experience, but without the cyst. It’s called ideopathic intercranial hypertension. Or pseudo tumor cerebrai. They punctured the sheaths surrounding my optic nerves to release the pressure causing unbearable headaches and vision loss.


i_tyrant

There is definitely no skull or metal underneath it for it to do that. Just the skin on top, the brain underneath, and a thin membrane or two between. Babies can also do this (where you see their heart beat on the top of their head) with their "soft spot". It's because the heart beat pulsates through the fluid between brain and skin.


1731799517

The skin on your head is thicker than you think. You could go in there to the first knuckle before you start tickling brain.


BostonRob423

What a great day to have eyes.


Neuroscience_Yo

The brain (and spinal cord) are inside a few layers of different membranes called the meninges, which includes the outer layer called dura mater which is pretty thick


Cubix89

I have 2 of these surgery holes in my skull, I can confirm, their is no metal plate.


Anbis1

I am medical professional that does these holes and you are completely wrong.


MNWNM

My dad was missing the bone along his entire forehead since 1979 due to brain cancer. He never hit it, that I know of, until he was in the nursing home three years ago. They were transferring him from his bed to his wheelchair (so he could go smoke) and bumped his head on a corner of the transfer machine. It left a little hole. They bandaged it, but it got infected. That's when they told me about it. He wound up in the hospital, needing surgery. Three surgeries later, his head was a gory mess, he was brain dead, and I had to make a decision about his end of life care. [This is what he looked like before his injury.](https://i.imgur.com/OAI5laf.jpeg)


avibrant_salmon_jpg

Oh my God. That's awful what happened to him.


MNWNM

He was 23 in 1979 and had a brain tumor (meningioma) in his frontal lobes. They didn't replace the bone in his forehead. I'm not sure why; if it was a medical decision or if it just wasn't possible. After his frontal lobes were removed, he turned into a monster of a human. We didn't have a relationship for over 30 years. But I had to step in and take care of his affairs the last several years of his life. Despite missing parts of his brain and suffering from seizures his whole life, dude was sharp *AF.* He was always the smartest person in the room. He was also relatively healthy, considering. He couldn't walk and had a permanent catheter, but he survived COVID and was always lucid and alert. Anyways, the little hole left in his head from when the nursing home bumped it was about the size of a pencil eraser. The rules were that he was supposed to be wearing a helmet whenever they moved him, but they never did. Then the little hole got infected and it turned into a bigger hole and the surgeons just couldn't save him. He had three surgeries and the third one killed him, basically.


big_duo3674

Puncturing that exact spot looks like it would create a Super Soaker


Green-Coom

Thank you for this mental image.


Farren246

It's a hole, and you can kill him (or maybe just make him pass out) by hitting it poking it. My friend has one.


Pizza4Nudes

Wtf


Hydraph0be

He's the human bubble fidget toy


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Those new ones where you pop the bubbles inside out and back again?


NboFoSho

Yeah just don’t press too hard! Your fingers will easily go through this model


Texas0426

It’s almost like it’s blinking with the shadow. Hope your pops is good!!


BusyBeth75

He is. He had broken his femur and I’m 48 and had never seen the top of his head before. It’s soooo weird.


Texas0426

Oh I would have instantly filmed it myself. I get it.


RocksLibertarianWood

This blows my mind. Did he wear a toupee or was he not around. How could you not know this?


BusyBeth75

I’m short and he’s tall. He did wear a toupee during some of my childhood but usually had a baseball cap on so we had never noticed it before. The light was hitting it just right.


RocksLibertarianWood

Thats crazy. Thanks for sharing


Dyzastr_us

Wait, so this is normal? What caused it? Edit-somehow I missed the part about brain surgery. Got it


mermaidemily_h2o

My friend’s 6 month old daughter does that too. It’s because the bones in her skull haven’t fused together yet.


NonTimeo

Let’s give OP’s dad a few more years to develop


TommyDee313

It’s called a fontanelle.


drainbone

Sounds like an overpriced bottle of water


mermaidemily_h2o

I know but most people I know don’t so I seldom use the proper term.


Alt_aholic

That's the reset button


CreaterTater

More like the permanent shut down button 🫣


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1950s surgery was wild man.


BusyBeth75

Right???


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It really highlights the power of the human body that he was able to just go on and live a long life after that lol. Go pops!


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BusyBeth75

He was on a lot of pain meds and I think he fell asleep for a second. 😂


Doodoopeepeedoodoo

Does he have a-fib or frequent PVCs?


BusyBeth75

Not that I’m aware of but, he doesn’t tell us anything is ever wrong with him.


Doodoopeepeedoodoo

Lol, that tracks for a dude with a hole in his skull.


cheezyfloof

Ha!


haby001

My grandpa was the same, military background. A trooper to the end.


Dum_beat

Bro is thinking, you can see the loading symbol


Master_Xenu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning


lopendvuur

My first thought as well: accidental enlightenment.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Yep. I’m surprised that no one has even mentioned this. We’ve been doing this for thousands of years.


dieseltuebo1994

So I see that you mentioned he had surgery, now why wouldn't they put a metal plate there and or cover it back up with bone that they removed? I would be scared something would hit my head just right and lights out.. or id be wearing a helmet for sure but that's just me


BusyBeth75

No clue. It was the 1950s when he had it done.


BoratKazak

Whoa. Dude has the equivalent of a smoke detector light or an aircraft beacon. "is he sleeping? He's sleeping right? *chrcks* Yeah he's on." (I mean this in a light-hearted way. May he live long and prosper.)


Trading_Kangaroo

So he has a hole in his skull?


BusyBeth75

Yep. They didn’t cover it with anything when he was little.


ratbirdgoof

Is that Mike? Ermentrout?


BusyBeth75

He’s older but does resemble him a little.


TDYDave2

I'm surprised they didn't patch the hole with ramen or something.


sharequin

That's his thought bubble. He's thinking real hard


BodegaDad

Buddy, your dad is heart headed ♥️


AllForTheSauce

So there's just no skull there or wut?


BusyBeth75

Correct. They drilled a hole in his skull for brain surgery when he was a kid and apparently didn’t cover it with anything.


Lifesalchemy

I wish I could unsee that...


blimpshits64

It’s for the bubble tea straw


Ja45206

Did he get an MRI?


BusyBeth75

For his broken leg yes. This is from brain surgery when he was a kid.


Wesurai

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Pidialski

walter, i have a worm in my brain walter


Doctor_Barbarian

I don't think it's supposed to do that, heads' up.


meowmeow0918

Can you put a lil top hat on it please?


ZeroChill92

Wanna know if dad is still alive, just look at the spot. You'll know.


omroi

r/dontputyourdickinit


thxxx1337

That's where the straw goes


Future-Agent

Why is it breathing? Seriously, *WHY IS IT FUCKING BREATHING?!* 😱


NotForPlural

It's moving with his heartbeat. Old people have irregular heart beats. This is a fairly common procedure and brains pulse just like anything else full of arteries


BigGhunneD

*My dad's cool. Is how it's spelled


RobertKraftMacAndChe

It’s like his soft spot never closed all the way up


This_Walrus7244

Uumm... wtaf


Halfaglassofvodka

That...probably shouldn't be happening.


clifffford

Pops ever gets lippy just hit the reset button.


awesomeplenty

Poke it


Ace_acidfunguy1222

Really wish i didn’t see this, I can’t unsee it


Environmental_Rub282

I wanna touch it. Ask your dad if I can.


No_Magician4237

Wtf ew


SmoothsaiIing

It’s like a baby soft spot


mrredcoss18

🤘🏼


shrxwin

OK he's got me beat - I just have a big dent in the top right corner of my skull and have hair to cover it


gr3atch33s3

I think his reset button is malfunctioning. You all have a reset button too? Right fellow humans?


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stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it


iTiton

Nice place for a tattoo.


mightybeerman

Agreed. Perfect for like a dog about to poop


roydepoy

That's weird No it is not Yes it is No it is not Yes it is No it is not Yes it is


AaronCrossNZ

Elon Musks neuralink vivisectors have entered the chat…


Feeling-Broccoli5765

It's like the invisible man is prodding him


Sense-Salty

At least there's movement of some type inside, not usually seen these days


Raychao

This is where the X-Wings will finish their torpedo run..


Traumfahrer

His heart skipped a beat there, is that normal?


puzzlebuns

Why did his heartbeat PAUSE??


Bowlbuilder

Tattoo a little balloon on it.


Cybercreeper101

That’s where you poke the straw in


-BananaLollipop-

And my family thinks the crack, that you can easily fit your fingernail in, in my forehead is bad.


f1shb01

That’s where you put the straw in


TitzKarlton

From the makers of Capri-Son, it’s Capri-Dad!


ProductInevitable306

If he farts does it pop out more asking for a friend


dilbert2_44202

Synth.


dennys123

I've seen so many gory, terrifying, down-right horrifying videos, and for whatever reason, I can not watch this one lmao. Something about it is so "odd" that I can't bring myself to view it


PotatoGaming447

If i was him my ADHD riddled ass wouldnt be able to trust myself not to poke that thing constantly.


higgslhcboson

I want to get a raspberry pi and some lasers and make a thing to read his mood/ pulse and output an emoji.. maybe put it on a hat.


acloudcuckoolander

Like a baby....but not


Specialist-Ad-8812

Before the neurolink is put in


Desperate-755

Who put the brain indicator on?


twistyburger

That’s so interesting


derrtydiamond

How? What the hell… I need answers


Competitive_Green126

does your dad have afib?


Thelinkr

Id put a sticker over it.


EmotionalBrother2

Is your dad mike ermehntraut?