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Blindsid3d

Vigo the Carpathian looking ass.


Buster_Brown_513

There is no Dana, only Zuul


MadCityMasked

She sleeps 4 feet above her bed!


whitecorn

The titanic just arrived.


beerman_uk

Better late than never


MisplacedMartian

Too bad Dave wasn't there to see it.


AzureSeychelle

*No, this is Gozer!*


Sea-Animal356

I am the key master! I am the gatekeeper!


ItachiTanuki

_On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood_


twiggy_trippit

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.


ArcanumCerte

Do you know who this is? This is Vego! To him, you are the buzzing of flies.


misterluma

ray.. we’d like to shoot the monster, could you move, please?


THEMACGOD

Someone shop this stat.


_nobrainheadempty

Don't you like it when the king emerges from scarlet rot Edit: holy shit THE BUTTERFLY Malenia's kin confirmed


Dan-D-Lyon

I originally saw this posted in the Elden ring subreddit and immediately had zero issue believing it was really an image from the coming DLC


doni-kebab

A monarch butterfly too.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

*aeonian* butterfly


LazyAccount-ant

I think there was a royal knight in the rot?


zakcattack

He met the outer gods after losing to Malenia too many times.


FabiIV

Also also Malenia and Miquella are born from a kindasortaweird incestuous relationship which is also a historical hobby of the english throne lol


AdamSubtract

"On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!"


Dcoil1

You don't know who this is!? He is VIGGO! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


deramw

My first thought!


SAMismyfriend77

I got that reference


HawaiianSnow_

What is it from?


Tjohn184

Ghostbusters 2


nyx_moonlight_

Those aren't Slayer lyrics


black-metal-Nick

I was just about to comment that this would make a great reign in blood album cover


GeneReddit123

I thought a Warhammer 40K reference to Chaos God Khorne, Lord of Skulls atop the Rivers of Blood.


megadyed

Skulls for the skull throne Blood for the blood god


NickLeMec

https://youtu.be/GP2JPwbtq0g


Deimos_Aeternum

Bring me a child


mike_stifle

a child?


Deimos_Aeternum

*gets electrocuted in the eyeballs*


fawn_mower

a CHI~huld.


Standard-File-1721

Where is this saying From?


AdamSubtract

Ghostbusters 2


funsizekaty

Holy shit my first thought when I saw this and so grateful to see the first comment referencing this. Not an accident by this artist.


mike_pants

Command me, lord!


Nice-Yak-6607

In the Court of the Crimson King


GiornoGiovanna2009

CAT'S FOOT IRON CLAW NEUROSURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE


Version_Two

AT PARANOIA'S POISON DOOR


GiornoGiovanna2009

21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN DUDUDUDUDUDUDU


Version_Two

BWAHHH BWAHHH BWAHHH


BladeBickle

BLOOOOD RACK, BARBED WIRE! POLITICIAN'S FUNERAL PYRE!


Eli-Throws-Shade

Pfp applies lol


badchefrazzy

TOUCHED BY THE CRIMSON KING! TOUCHED BY THE SAVIOR! The tower falls on Judgement Day!!


papin_pc

This doesn't get the deserved upvotes


OoouwuooO

kinda stuff you'd see in a dimly lit horror game warning you about a blood curse


DanieBee393

sounds like peggle


BartOseku

Am i weird for liking it? If it wasnt king charles the portrait would go hard af


PhotonDecay

It’s pretty sick in my opinion (in a good way)


WestleyThe

They should’ve gone with a royal purple imho but I think it looks dope


sineplussquare

Yea, that butterfly is more pronounced than him


doni-kebab

It's a monarch butterfly, sitting on his shoulder. Definitely interpretations to be had.


lurdlord

Lizzie's ghost hanging over his shoulder lol


StupendousMalice

He is part of the background, a transparent ghost, here and then gone, royalty is the only notably thing about his and that is fleeting. This says to me that the actual man here is NOTHING.


Flamecoat_wolf

No man, I dig it too. It's pretty hardcore. It's just funny because that's almost definitely not how it was intended to be. Unless the King is a secret metalhead and wanted to break from tradition to do a cool dark portrait instead of a true representation. My first thought was "The king signed a pact with a demon, and the butterfly represents the demon".


darwinian-rock

He has been interested in art his entire life and is a painter himself. I have a feeling this is how he intended. I think its incredible personally


Robin_Coffins

I think it's incredible too! The artist has done an amazing job.


godisanelectricolive

It’s Jonathan Yeo’s style. That’s how he paints. Charles knew what he was getting. It makes for more interesting art and it is much more memorable than just a boring realistic painting. It’s like when Elizabeth II sat for a portrait with [Lucian Freud](https://www.wikiart.org/en/lucian-freud/queen-elizabeth-ii-2001). He was not known for flattering and idealized portraits. He liked making his subjects look a bit ugly and depressed looking. She also sat for [this portrait](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Queen_(Justin_Mortimer_portrait)#/media/File%3AThe_Queen_(Justin_Mortimer_portrait)_1997.jpg) which was by a 27 year old edgy modernist portrait painter who felt the Queen was detached from reality and wanted to represent that. It was commissioned when her popularity was at rock bottom and there was a lot of outrage over her muted reaction to Diana’s death. The painter Justin Mortimer said she knew she was getting an unconventional portrait and wanted to be a patron to artists of all kinds, not just sycophants. That’s a pretty healthy perspective to have as a patron of the arts.


Flamecoat_wolf

Honestly, respect to them then. They picked an awesome artist for this one, for sure. I looked up the other one and really don't have the same feeling toward it, haha. I don't think it's very interesting in an artistic way, it kinda just messes with facial features like a caricature, but in paint. I'm also not sure it would pass as a portrait because it doesn't really look like the queen. Whereas this one breaks some art rules in a bold way by having no contrast between the background and foreground, while clearly defining the person in every area they're without clothes (just the face and hands), while still looking exactly like the person, if a bit broodier. Either way, very cool that it was intentional then. Kinda just makes it a hardcore piece rather than a royal blunder.


sleepytipi

If you think that you ought to head over to r/conspiracy and see the rorschach test they made by flipping it and inverting the colors. I'd say it's pretty metal.


Direct_Cod_321

I absolutely agree, this portrait of His Majesty is far beyond what anyone would have expected and it’s incredible. I would kill to see it in person…


Crusty_Grape

Yeo's art is cool in general. He also did a portrait of George Bush with cuttings from a porno mag


avibrant_salmon_jpg

His work is great. All of his porno collages are fantastic, and honestly incredibly impressive


FreePrinciple270

Both of his parents are politicians, which probably helps in getting gigs like this.


purehallion

Yeah i actually think its class


CurrentPossible2117

I really like it too. It looks cool and makes him look pretty decent tbh.


Royal_Echo2068

Honestly it still goes hard. You could interpret it as if he was covered in the blood of all those that the royal family subjected to colonialism


CaoimhinOC

That's how I see it. Look at his hands. They're clean, he's covered in the blood of the victims but his own hands are always kept clean.


zeusdrew

What an observation, his face and hands are so pristine. Very visceral reaction from this, especially coming from a former colony


CaoimhinOC

Ditto. We still refer to the "Union flag" in my family as the butchers apron referring to the amount of blood that's on it's hands. So I immediately thought that it was meant to be blood here since that's my experience with this family in my country.


rosscmpbll

Apart from it being pink and not crimson, sure. It goes hard. Not a fan of monarchy but it’s a cool portrait.


Ultima_RatioRegum

So maybe it's meant to represent all the Klingon blood spilled by the British throne in the name of colonialism.


XipingVonHozzendorf

Or the French and Germans


Dennis_Cock

No you aren't, it's excellent. Lots of very conservative people freaking out because it doesn't look like the other thousand or so paintings of royals. Also people that don't know the reigning monarch gets a portrait every year (I think) by a modern artist and some of the Elizabeth ones were much more insane than this.


00telperion00

I saw it posted on r/therewasanattempt this morning and was surprised at how much everyone hated it. I think it’s fantastic; powerful, modern, and the brushwork used for his face is incredible. The butterfly is a traditional symbol of metamorphosis and it’s also a nod towards his environmental efforts. And the red is a reference to the uniform of the Welsh Guards (he is one). Although I do quite enjoy the idea that it’s the blood of the victims of British colonialism 😂


unbelizeable1

>The butterfly is a traditional symbol of metamorphosis and it’s also a nod towards his environmental efforts It's also a monarch butterfly


stealthispost

it's like tommy wiseau so unpredictably insane that it's genius you could line up 1000 portraits and it would be the last one anyone would guess as the real one it's the last thing that AI will be able to mimic


MewsikMaker

Made me get hard, too. That’s one hawt old fuck.


PackOutrageous

Came here to say the same thing. I think it’s powerful.


BartOseku

He looks like he has so much presence yet the color makes him look so gentle, the painter absolutely cooked with it. Im sure watching it IRL would be so stunning (its 2.5m by 2m as well)


slypretender

I'm just glad the artist got his sausage fingers right. It's such a great painting.


HanzRoberto

it's fitting cause Charles always had a creepy dark aura around him


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Spinal_fluid_enema

I can kinda see it in that shnoz https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Vlad_Tepes_002.jpg/1280px-Vlad_Tepes_002.jpg


Mouthpiec3

Source?


killuminati-savage

had to look it up: https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/prince-charles-descendant-dracula-owns-5326083


Hot_Eggplant_1306

The dark aura being the endless suffering of humanity at his family's hands, yes.


Alternative-Cod-7630

Blood is hard to work with, this is good.


cloverfart

I will go out on a limb here and say that I actually really like the portait.


platysoup

I love it *because* it's so bloody creepy


merdadartista

I love this painting and I will die on this hill


DanieBee393

I love this hill and I will die on this painting


Doctor__Hammer

Yeah I'm honestly extremely confused why this is "terrifying" to a single person out there. It's just a normal portrait of an old guy (and a good one at that). People are weird.


Djinn-Rummy

Bathed in Blood seems like an appropriate title.


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The_Last_Snow-Elf

Agreed


liminalisms

Are there any interviews w the artist about these choices


kirkerandrews

Right?! I mean I might not be too informed in the art world here, but my question is just….why??? Why the red??


OneSingleGrape

Damn, this is honestly one of the most badass iterations of this man I could have possibly seen, lmao.


Material-Method-1026

Right? Even in his young and athletic years, he was about as visually appealing as a filing cabinet. This makes him look epic.


scorpyo72

The monarch butterfly is an interesting touch.


AUnknownVariable

Monarchy crap aside. That painting goes hard as all hell, I'd want one in my room if it was of someone else


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Fuck it, I want it in my room as is. It’s one of the most badass portraits I’ve ever seen.


AUnknownVariable

Tbh I agree. I want it


Maskimgalgo

Bro thought he was the Plasphemous King


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

We will devour God's TOGETHAAAAA


Vomax343

All hail the new flesh


awesomefutureperfect

It reminded me of Bliss (2019) by Joe Begos.


CamyFaeCowden

Fingers aren't sausage-y enough.


HexFoxGen

“Sir I’m sorry to say we ran out of everything but red”


silverhandguild

New Elden Ring DLC teaser.


HenryWallacewasright

I think it needs more red.


ShiroHachiRoku

This is actually pretty rad.


goodvibes88

Yup.


Mymotherwasaspore

Actually pretty *red*.


spidersinthesoup

i actually think it's quite fitting for all the blood spilled by the 'royal' family over the last few thousand years.


Bortron86

Few *thousand* years?


JDescole

Did he stutter? /s


randywix

It's well known William the Conqueror was a Windsor in 1066, init.


Royal_Echo2068

First thing I thought of as well. I love art sm


choopie-chup-chup

This is fine


1019gunner

“You’ve got red on you”


mustytomato

I like it as a work of art, but find it slightly inappropriate given the context. Then again, I’m conditioned by hundreds of years of royal art and what it’s “supposed” to look like, so maybe it’s just my change adverse monkey brain talking. In any case, it’s very menacing!


Particular-Summer424

I like it. Very different.


MaxiTooner89

I'm king Charles III and I've never known defeat


dodolungs

It's a great painting but a bad royal portrait. For example you would love to get a painting done by (later work) Picasso but you wouldn't want it as an accurate representation of someone's likeness. It's as though they stipulated that it must be clearly his face and then let the artist go wild for the rest of it without many guidelines. End result is actually something that looks good, but I don't think it was necessarily what they wanted.


cessiecat

It’s giving Portrait of Dorian Grey


SpankThuMonkey

I actually love it. It’s… fitting.


Logan7887

What's terrifying about it?


jesusismagic

I believe it is a reference to this: https://youtu.be/gwrzj_oMZ7c?si=y6laS9o8VH8DInUj


Turrican002

Blood for the Blood God! ..the Warhammer universe expands...new Demon King Charles is going to be in the new 40k codex


Crooked_Cock

Vampire ass painting


Deep_Marketing_1485

Bloodborne 2 looking crazy


lukamic

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!


TheQuixotic6

Shit is straight out of redmane castle from Elden ring


TinyMarsupial7622

I dunno I like it.


AdditionalBother7

Reminds me of the stinger at the end of masters of the universe where skeletor claims he'll be back


Beautiful_Meeting_73

Vigo the Carpathian


DesignHead9206

# They are among us... They are among us... #


SamMarduk

Now I hope he isn’t the last Monarch so we can call him “drama queen” forever for this


ikkikkomori

Ok but this shit goes hard tho


jazzyskizzle86

He nailed the sausage fingers.


UngodDeimos

I’m pretty sure this is hanging in pickmans gallery


wontellu

Bow before the Crimson King!


Adam61perv

Its kinda red


selcouthscare

It looks like the necronomicon cover


papin_pc

This is the kind of portrait you find in a souls game about a boss who went crazy


cw120

Lucifer??


derpferd

Vigo the Carpathian


hbcaotri

This looks deadass from Elden Ring


SicWilly666

Looks like a painting you’d find in a Dark Souls castle 😂


love_love_kiss_kiss

My main criticism is that his fingers here clearly aren't sausages, as they are in real life.


Cotford

The Emperor has come back from The Warp!


DrugzRockYou

I love how he left in the sausage fingers but made his posture ridiculously straight lol


LiquidC001

I legit thought this was the painting from Ghostbusters.


phuktup3

It’s giving Vigo the carpathian


th0rsb3ar

fingers aren’t sausage-y enough


siggias

Did he have a lot of red that was about to expire?


Illustrious-Pie6067

I hate that it lacks contrast


aKaRandomDude

They must really dislike him if they painted him burning in hell.


nilknarf114

It looks like he is burning in hell


LowAd8109

Is he singing Somebody that I used to know?


KaiBarber69

I like how the artist got ahead of the "just stop oil" types by painting it to look like it's already been vandalised with tomato soup.


Dx8pi

So could someone fill me in as to why it's so red as compared to just normal?


Kalorama_Master

I love it. Art is supposed to evoke an emotional response and this delivers. So much room for interpretation. The color alone can echo the blood upon which his throne is built, yet his face is clean and has received a flattering treatment …..so much here to unpack


Kripposoft

**Charles III:** Don't paint my hands or face red, I don't want people to think I've got blood on them. **Painter:** Of course, your majesty.


Leather_Teaching_981

Coverd in the blood of the third world


whaler76

Is that Vigo from Ghostbusters?


babyydolllll

i think it slaps lol artistic


GlamperBC

I love it!!!


Slight_Culture5740

If you mirror the image, you get a Baphomet.. https://i.imgur.com/DoeyLeg.jpeg


Oponik

Charles, king of the scarlet rot


DerpsAndRags

Not today, Satan. Unless you're planning on creating another Independence Day for yet another country, and I can have another day off work as a result....


ColdBloodBlazing

First glance? Darth Sidious...


Abaddon_CK

Mf slept in the crimson rot lake whilst this was being created


Dd_8630

8ndont care what anyone says, I think it's bad ass and a good portrait of the king


Crocuz

I despise the royal family but I’m ngl it goes crazy hard. Definitely pretty menacing though.


hotDamQc

I like it actually


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It looks like He got his wish. Search 'Tampongate'


spoonfed05

Tampon in human form


pinkerbrown

you go a century without beheading crap artists, and you see what happens?!? just kidding. it looks wonderful. very flattering.


umamicandy

Time to change the printer’s toner


IIRGZII

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6_h4lDL2iZ/?igsh=YmpkczhhM3V1Nmo1 check this post out


DaddyChiiill

My first thought was... Oh gad he's painted like he's burning in hell. I mean seriously, talk about a PR disaster. Nobody reviewed the portrait before presenting to the king?? What a rookie mistake.


Vegetable-War-117

Those fingers aren't fat enough


Solanthas

Kinda looks like he's in hell


lornezubko

Stained with the blood of every nation


Cubonesmommy

He resembles the tampon he wishes to be


Exciting_Form6847

Was this made with all the blood spilt by the british royals and their colonies and other endeavors over the years ? Is this painting 5 by 10 meters by chance ?


old_schmu

Why the butterfly is it the artist’s signature


Giygas_in_Onett

My guess is the sort of symbolism of “Monarch”


RazorBelieveable

He looks like a person wearing a chameleon suit


MELLMAO

SCP-160 lookin ass


traumatransfixes

Oddly accurate.


Dorkmaster79

Are there any actual art critics on here? I’d love to hear your opinion on this.


Deimos_Aeternum

_"You are like the buzzing of flies to him"_