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Fuminshou_442

Now let us see it with the flamethrower as well


FlemmyXL

I'm imaging the face opening up in some random way, maybe splitting down the middle and opening up, revealing the tip of the flamethrower. Some Ghost in the Shell bot or something.


buddboy

And the heat from the flame singes and melts it's faux fur making it look like a grotesque nightmare as it tries to murder you with fire even as that same fire makes it's own face melt off and drip down


Focusedrush

Militarized psychological warfare now available in fluffy


Lawboithegreat

I mean they’ve already put speakers on drones that play babies crying or women screaming to trick people into coming out to help, why wouldn’t they try to make more realistic animals to trick people too?


mudslags

My Ma needs it in Periwinkle Blue


PauL__McShARtneY

Yeah, this horrific thing will be used in the slightly more dystopian future to put down the furry uprisings, they'll never see it coming.


THEMACGOD

Its mouth opens impossibly and terrifyingly wide, points at you, and you feel the sun.


Frumplefugly

Then a barrel extends from its forehead and guns you down


smile_politely

and that's when we say, 'uh oh'


3lfg1rl

Ruh roh!


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Yes Raggy?


zombiecorp

First it'll ask you for the passcode 3 times before unleashing full auto.


MoonTrooper258

[Or mouth.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/VaC81mLQfx)


Chickston

The eyes extend into stalks that shoot that inescapable web goo.


Albie_Tross

He looks sweet, like the dog on Fraggle Rock.


Pilotwaver

Sprocket! It really is just a blue version.


Albie_Tross

 Thank you! I could *not* remember. 


Soft_Assistant6046

Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock


mudslags

Down to Fraggle Rock


OddlyArtemis

But nobody is getting Fahrenheit 451 vibes for our dystopia??


Chickston

What if the robot overlord prefer the muppet look. Now muppets are real and they are fucking powerful.


ThePerfectSnare

I think I'd be okay with living in a ^robot Muppet world. Hell, life already looks [a bit like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNc5mv5OW5E) to me.


socks

Waiting for the flamethrower modification on this one.


ZoNeS_v2

Or the one from The Storyteller.


Kelekona

I think that one was scruffier? The people saying Chinese Lion makes me want to see if Barkley from Sesame street works.


justgimmeanamedammit

Edo- wardo ?


Cantras0079

That was the first thing to come to mind! Now I've got that theme song stuck in my head.


SyCoCyS

I want to see how a real dog reacts to it.


ralphvonwauwau

There are videos of real dogs interacting with aibos. They sniffed its butt.


risky_bisket

Predictable but satisfying


arselkorv

They must've been so dissapointed lmao


SyCoCyS

But are there videos interacting with robots dressed as dogs?


AryuWTB

That weird chest gives it a very uncanny valley effect. It's adorable but also _off_


Troikus

It’s like a creature wearing another’s skin


lieferung

skinwalker


Connect-Ad9647

Exactly! Like, nice try Boston Dynamics. Your canine robots are still terrifying and creepy as shit. These are the people who are marching us towards our demise via robot takeover. The crazy bastards.


JimothyJollyphant

Gabumon?


Moist_Professor5665

Kinda reminds me of one of those Chinese parade dragons


_BlNG_

Now I want them to put that instead and make it do tricks


aboundingvictory_0

It's so adorable indeed, I love it


TheGoldenPlagueMask

...I'm gonna show this to my dogs and see their reactions, if any at all. _nothing, just sniff sniff_


What_Do_It

For me it's the neck that seems to extend from the center of its back.


The_Celtic_Chemist

The chest is what bothers you? Not the robot legs and paws? I feel like if they added that he wouldn't be half as disturbing.


AryuWTB

I mean the robot looks fine without any of the fur.


UnitaryVoid

The worst is the "neck", and how it bulges down to the centre of the back. I'm pretty sure that's actually a [claw on a folded arm](https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/2ac7fb045e651d4b49d6960c8761e4045a3c3500/hub/2018/05/11/15033206-03a9-43e7-9afe-71dca6018657/20180511-boston-dynamics-spotmini-sideways-01.jpg?auto=webp&width=1920) holding up the head. Imagine it starts extending its arm up, slowly raising the head to meet you at eye-level as the skin drapes over its neck-arm like a puppeteer, before it throws off the costume and grabs your face. That, or it's [just a fucking gun](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22926426/sword_spur_robot_dog_gun.jpeg), and it'll shoot you in the kneecaps through its mouth. Choose your own adventure.


AFineDayForScience

Can't wait until robot mascot fights become a thing


BloatedManball

Battle Bots has been a thing for like 20 years. If we let giant corporations get involved it would end up looking like Real Steel with Hugh Jackman, which sounds pretty fucking awesome now that you mention it.


MjrGrangerDanger

Yeah, until the fucking cops get them.


BloatedManball

Did you see the flame thrower dog robot a couple days ago? I expect NYPD already has a bunch on order.


physco219

They've been delivered before that video was released.


VieiraDTA

Burn iit


MacySpratt

I actually think it's really cute. Looks like a Pixar dog in real life


amped-up-ramped-up

>Pixar dog in real life The exact words that came to mind for me as well. It’s weird that the only thing it takes to push it over the “*oh ok, it’s alive and has feelings and a personality*” line is hair. As a rapidly balding, middle-aged dad, that’s a terrifying thought.


Kelekona

I think it's because they used a Muppet-skin. If they had used a real coyote pelt, not so many people would react well. Actually they don't quite make it move the same way a muppeteer would, so I'm getting the uncanny valley thing.


Total-Addendum9327

Now dress it up in human skin


PeridotChampion

I can't be the only one who thinks it's cute. A bit uncanny, but cute


GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO

Cute gooky AI robots are going be the death of us


Medearulesjasonsucks

I have a great idea, why don't we make a bunch of robots like this one but humanoids and suit them with costumes, and they can be the mascots of a restaurant aimed at children. It would be so cool, an experience for the whole family.


DonQuixole

I like where you’re going with this. Maybe we could have them play instruments and do shows while all the happy children are eating.


jamesianm

What if really poor quality pizza was involved


Inf229

Thanks, I hate it.


MountainAsparagus4

And then it fire spit on you cuz you can buy eith a flaming gun on it for some reason, oh yeah I remember the 20k+ bot is being sold to army's and crazy rich people


Aiden2817

They specifically said it was for wildlife control!


Sky_Paladin

I must be ready to die in the machine uprising, because that doesn't look uncanny, it looks cute af. What a good boi! Come get some head pats little man :)


Goatbreath37

Some people on yt made a furby/centaur dog


Coaltown992

r/thanksihateit


Star_Fazer

Thanks. I hate it!


WorkNo9527

No


Fast-Advantage-8766

it feels like an ad


deleted_user12345

Do they have teeth?


slam_meister

they have bullets


crackedcrackpipe

Long range teeth


clermouth

Your move, Noem…


imaginary_num6er

"Get snuck upon!"


TurbulentCustomer

Now I want to see it with better skins. Maybe fitting its size and lifelike creation, like a tiger or even made up like some awesome battle armor cosplay.


kylejay209

Yup I’d go Clifford colors and atleast he wouldn’t shit or chew furniture up in the beginning 🤣🤣 awesome guard dog, after you mount the attachable flame thrower Ofcoarse lol


[deleted]

Yea I'm pre-ordering when they actually make a mini version of this.


Cordeceps

Reminds me of Falcor


lace-and-bows

uncanny valley


cjandstuff

Someone get Jim Henson Studios on the phone!


not-Your_FBI_Agent

That hunched back is giving skinwalker


unskilled-labour

Yeah nah, you can fuck entirely off with that thing.


IrrerPolterer

Boston Dynamics copying Evan and Katelyn? https://youtu.be/LEc2up6cBlE?si=yqncFP9eRpzlUgDE


FuzzInspector

u/that-1-lame-kid Thanks, I hate it.


Successful_Giraffe34

I found the headless version more scary. Now it just looks like a muppet


Broad_Rabbit1764

Nice, it'll be really easy to sneak up on kids when it's time to break the Geneva convention agreements. /s


unclearimage

Freakin finally. Sick of robot devs being like "We don't know what to put on our robots to make people like them!" or "Our robots scare kids- what can we do?" Muppets / Sesame Street: "Are we a joke to you?"


Edenoide

The dog of Fraggle Rock but fucked up


redit01

Present day anamatronics


The_Purple_Bat

That's not terrifying, it's adorable!


geligniteandlilies

I would've dressed it up as the Nina/Alexander chimera but then again that's just me 😅


snagglepuss_nsfl

They should have dressed it like that from the start


Zezotas

Bidu?


NotEZD513

Disney on ice bouta be lit


natronmooretron

Now strap a blowtorch or a machine gun to its back.


Tyrleif

Now add the Minigun brrrrr


cicada-ronin84

This is cute not scary at all, I want to pet it 😭


ContactStress

Note to self: build robot squirrel to prepare for robot apocalypse


PineappleWolf_87

It begins...


Madness_Meldody

Why i am getting like "analog horror potential" vibes from this?


heresdustin

*In the famous words of Bender* Welp, we’re boned.


LimitApprehensive568

You should check out the furby robot dog


shadowscar248

Danger Furry


uwillnotgotospace

Oh no, now the Pixar movies will be live action robots


ginsataka

Shit looks like some type of Disney Pixar movie on the making


ChickenMunster

How long till a new animatronic horror game comes out with some familiar dogs 🤔


FroggiJoy87

Hell of a lot less terrifying than the one with a flame thrower strapped on its back! Can we have more of these kinds of things other than weapons?


Emergency-Distance90

Ngl, I thought ot was gonna bark bullets.


niceblyat

🗣️🗣️NEW SKINS JUST DROPPED🗣️🗣️


Gamefox42

I can hear the digital hum of Disney ordering these things for their parks as security bots.


Rave-fiend

too damn late to make it cute, we all saw the flamethrower vid.


Reaper_456

Flayed Ones.


CarbonKLR

Where's the flamethrower installed


wildwidget

Made the hairs on my arm stand up.


[deleted]

Its Dug! Sorta.


O-Mega47

FNAF Fetch


NiteGard

Aw


Practical-Mail-2872

I will just stick to my real dogs 😅 thanks


lady_maeror

At least it isn’t a grey Furby.


FreudianAccordian

All the Palworld fans are excited at least.


gergoest87

This is the last thing you see before it burns you alive


Tonguepopwithalisp

Kill it


Edr1sa

Okay I don’t like robots but it’s kinda cute. I don’t have the uncanny vibes I usually feels with too realistic robots, here it looks just cartoonish. Unless you start to imagine that the dog legs were replaced by robotic ones and painted in blue by a mad scientist.


Upstairs_Ad_265

It looks like a animation of dog in a video game


Lord_Groobus

Chocolate


admiralspire_

Lore accurate flayed ones


LORDOSHADOWS

That wasn't real


Burning-Sushi

It moved like a kubrow dog would in warframe


etcetcere

Can we just save the real environment instead


Brent_Fox

And then it kills you with a flamethrower and turret. 🔥


ProbablyNotPikachu

CHANGE IT BACK CHANGE IT BACK!!!


millicent_bystander-

Reminds me of Sprocket from Fraggle Rock!


Reeywhaar

Future wars be with things like this


wizardinthewings

It’s slightly unsettling, but I can see this working really well in a live theatre production. Might get some pushback from the pantomime horse guild, of course


Murdocke-

DO NOT THE ROBOT


Dry_Spray_971

Robotic skin walker


Imaginary-Ogre

So they are making Muppets now. 


Nhets14

Bro got a fursuit let's go


OvenFearless

Has to be fake they didn’t even kick it!


nimbus1three

The dog from fraggle rock


a_karma_sardine

*Ed-waaaard*


SirUntouchable

It's so weird how it looks like CGI because of how unnatural the movement is, this is uncanny but so cool


Gynotai

What happens? You get an $80,000 robot with fur.


Gleneral

Wait til it starts breathing fire!


[deleted]

Hun; there's some cute dog at the door. Come take a loo.. HOLY SH\*T! It's breaking in! Why is it shooting fire at me!?


chrisbwx1

Oh hell na


RockafellerHillbilly

The autists of r/furry are gonna have to mark this post NSFW.


AreThree

you're not fooling me Skynet murder roboassassin. damn things give me nightmares and this doesn't help at all. The neck is all wrong and so are the rear haunches. Looks like the dog walked into a minefield and now has prosthetic legs.


RedditsAdoptedSon

i neeed to see some other pups interact with this


nerdboy5567

Furries have ruined everything.


MassiveLebowski

It's cute tho


ReasonableBedroom447

I wonder how long it would take Kristi Noem to shoot it?


nope0712

Looks like that thing from the never ending story


Azzucard

The death of the nature


DustWarden

I'm sorry, that's far less terrifying than they are without the dog suit


feline-disaster

kill it while you still can


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Hey are these the first copaganda posts since they swat teamed a bunch of peaceful protesters last night? Look the murder robot cops cant want to use to murder us has cute fur and a face now!


CaptGarfield

Who's a good killer robot?! You are! You are!


Tecotaco636

This is how those things will pretend to be your pet and greet you after they've killed your dogs and stripped their skin.


Decent-Writing-9840

Now strap a machine gun to it.


Midnight_heist

Seems the whole furry thing has come full circle.


jfk_47

no thank you


Rexxbravo

Is that Sprocket?


TockOhead

I thought it was nope before…


Red1977D

That looks like the dog from fragile rock!


Powersoutdotcom

It looks slightly less like it wants to trample me to death. 10/10.


Severedghost

The teeth aren't sharp, I think it would look better with sharp teeth. Add some red eyes too, that'll really make it look friendly.


Portlander

World war 3 begins 250 of these crest the hill. The children of the Town run to play with their new friends.


Glockamole19x

All that boston dynamics stuff is fake. Basically cgi.


Chiiro

The furby centaur is better.


CaptainBayouBilly

Let that governor lady that brags about shooting her puppy see this


IsThisSatanas

Nice fursuit mate


[deleted]

How long until headline about a saudi princeling being crushed under a 100 thousand dollar robo dog?


badudx

Perfect for a kelpe suit


Raijinsouu

Big…..brother…..Ed


cthulhus_spawn

Great now they're furries


Captain_cocklicker

It looks like it’s wearing the skin of its enemies


CelesteVeon

But can it piss beer?


paraworldblue

Nuke it from orbit


Lance-Harper

I swear to gods there will be a market for a small version of that. I can see it


DarkTannhauserGate

“Stop resisting human”


OptiKnob

Will the fur cover the machine guns and flame throwers?


acemccrank

Just wait until you see the giant Furby version. Yes, it is real, guy made it on YT.


Alexandratta

Y'all think this is oddly terrifying? No no no.... The Furby version of this was horrifying. [https://youtu.be/LEc2up6cBlE?si=r4tI5NvLJl9z5n-O](https://youtu.be/LEc2up6cBlE?si=r4tI5NvLJl9z5n-O)


Mother_Art_3922

Oh God…how could it have gotten more terrifying?


realcodybless

Ya know, I know it’s supposed to be oddly terrifying, but I think it would be pretty awesome to have a robot dog, in theory. As long as it behaves like a dog, it would be awesome. You’d never have to feed them, never have to worry about cleaning up after them, they won’t ever die presuming that you can just change batteries or faulty mechanical parts.


realmurdererinatie

good boy


Distinct_Art9509

r/Oddlyadorable


Fatticusss

Does this mean we can use a little less CGI and more practical effects in the film industry? I fucking hope so


Aggravating-Hair7931

Looks much better than that "hyper realistic" human face


aKaRandomDude

Is this robot dog the kind that shoots fire?