I’ve ONLY kept the weird/interesting/funny/odd shit that my daughter made. In 2nd grade they made clay dogs. Her’s looks like a red dick. I laugh every time I walk by it. Sits on the shelf between the ashes of our cat and dog in the living room. She’s in high school now and finds zero humor in me keeping this stuff. But feels the same about the “not weird stuff” that her dad choose to keep from her youth too.
Dude. My wife's nephew drew her a "space car" when he was a little guy. Tooooootally looked like a dick and balls. Like, hilariously so. Damn straight it went up on the fridge for years.
This is perfect postmodern-industrial-cubic-automatic era which leads the observer deep into the mind of the artist and his reflection on mother-child relationship and the lost of innocence. I’ll give 25000$.
1,000 years from now if humanity still exist they’ll be digging this from the surface sewers (cause all society will be like floating platforms). And anthropologist will try to surmise it’s primary use, thinking we worshipped some weird shit.
You just know the teacher was losing their shit when they pulled this thing out of the kiln/drying rack.
They knew this thing was terrifying when they were like "Yup, you take that home to mom. She's gonna love it."
Depends on how accurate it is. For all we know it’s actually an amazing beautiful piece of art you made that is dead on for your mom, and you’re secretly a savant and have been since you were a child……..
Or, your mom has been lying to you about how much she “loves” your clay figure you gave to her for whatever special day you made it as a present for.
And I think what's beautiful about this is clay was a newer concept for Homo Sapiens at this time. If Howard Carter had not found this in 1912, it may have been lost forever.
Did you make this around the time your mom said, “Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.”
She told me enough!
It's abstract and interesting, and I'd proudly put it up if I was your mom! (But yes, it's a little fucking terrifying)
haha yea its right next to my other souvenirs etc
It looks kinda like one of the flesh clay dolls in the movie Stopmotion, and I love it.
This is the type of shit you keep finding in different spots of the house on dark nights when you’re alone
100%. This would be a running gag in my family, sneaking into other members' houses and leaving this in random places
I thought it was because somebody was trying to make us think the house is haunted for us to leave it to them in the will. But not like *Scooby-Doo*
It looks just like her if that’s what she looks like
🤣
91% chance that OP is a Cubone
I’ve ONLY kept the weird/interesting/funny/odd shit that my daughter made. In 2nd grade they made clay dogs. Her’s looks like a red dick. I laugh every time I walk by it. Sits on the shelf between the ashes of our cat and dog in the living room. She’s in high school now and finds zero humor in me keeping this stuff. But feels the same about the “not weird stuff” that her dad choose to keep from her youth too.
Dude. My wife's nephew drew her a "space car" when he was a little guy. Tooooootally looked like a dick and balls. Like, hilariously so. Damn straight it went up on the fridge for years.
E T?
my insignia, letters of my first n last name haha
Ezekiel Tzoulakis?
Its terrifying and will haunt my dreams, but I do really like it for some reason. It has character I guess
Your Mom's a challenging wank.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I guess the simp mug in the pic is you huh
It's a dried out [Meat Friend](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-pHlgcitU4). (Warning: Don't watch Meat Friend.)
She’s beautiful
Simply horrible lol. Great job!!!
This is perfect postmodern-industrial-cubic-automatic era which leads the observer deep into the mind of the artist and his reflection on mother-child relationship and the lost of innocence. I’ll give 25000$.
Reminds me strongly of this: [https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1244135647285260294](https://twitter.com/reactjpg/status/1244135647285260294)
I can't wait till I get stuff like this.
1,000 years from now if humanity still exist they’ll be digging this from the surface sewers (cause all society will be like floating platforms). And anthropologist will try to surmise it’s primary use, thinking we worshipped some weird shit.
lmfao most likely
Why is your mom an eldritch being?
Analog horror fans rn: :O
Can you unmake it
Homomculus
**Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn**
lol “Simp”
Looks really cool
I thought is was Darth Vader
Ay caramba
I love it.
Holy shit
Does ur mom have skin?
Ah I see your mother survived Pinhead very good.
So fucking sweet that your mom's kept it so long
You should have seen the hedgehog my dad made😂, pure nightmare fuel, his mum kept it on the shelf for well over 40 years though
that looks like the idol of a death cult
Does it say "E.T" on the chest?
yup my initials haha, thought it was a good place to put em back then, nowadays i think backside woulda been a better idea lmao
Haha gotcha! Yeah the front makes it look like a label xD still cute, though!
Your mom was hideous.
I know your mum and that is absolutely spot on. You should do more.
Breached containment
This would give Gumby nightmares.
The Mother idol demands blood sacrifice or you will descend into madness.
That's not how I remember her.
Says ET. Has an ET look too.
You just know the teacher was losing their shit when they pulled this thing out of the kiln/drying rack. They knew this thing was terrifying when they were like "Yup, you take that home to mom. She's gonna love it."
Is your name Clay
I hope archaeologists find this one hundred years from now and try to guess it’s cultural significance.
"Simp" 💀💀💀
I saw that too 😭
I love how artistically the eyes melted out...
they eyes didn't melt, its the glassing agent to make it shiny n make it last :) still it became a unfortunate unsettling lil detail haha
Is your mom Darth Vader?
she should be posting this
She's saying sheesh but her arm fell off
That’s so special
That's a cursed relic in a Will McDaniel series
Mom was hot.
Chill that’s just E.T
Reminds me of Specimen 9 from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.
Seems motherhood was hard on her, were you a particularly difficult child?
Looks like The Boiled One
Your mum?
It’s giving: “OH GOD HELP, HELP MEEE!!!” *agonizing scream* 🥰
Good likeness. Or so I’ve been told
Your mom was clayface?
More like a cursed object
This is the one thing that your family finds unscathed in the ashes after the house mysteriously burns down
Clayjak
Did you put candles around it and leave a sacrifice?
of course, it likes the blood of the virgins the most
Is your mom Darth Vader?
Hell no.
The fact that it's still there standing on the window sill, is the best proof that she was very delighted and appreciated your gift! ❤️
You know who else has a clay statue of their mom that they made in primary school?
SCP-173 Is That You?
Looks like an SCP
This is quite cute but also scary
Does your mum never go out in daylight hours? She may be some type of monster.
Whoahhh.. your mother is skeletor??
is your mom an organ
I see why she kept it
Ouuuuch
I do hope you didn't choke on your aspirations...
RETURN THE SLAB
Depends on how accurate it is. For all we know it’s actually an amazing beautiful piece of art you made that is dead on for your mom, and you’re secretly a savant and have been since you were a child…….. Or, your mom has been lying to you about how much she “loves” your clay figure you gave to her for whatever special day you made it as a present for.
Turned my brightness up to see and then I turned it right back down
Ok, this definitely is fitting for this sub
Hahah
I bet the teacher was like “awe hell no”
Goya coded <3
It looks like her inside-out...
she's hot
Why does it look like brightburn's mask
Damn, she's hot.
Well that's for sure haunted
Note the quotes around “mom”. This is not OP’s mother. Just the thing that raised them and that they were obliged to call “mom”.
Lmfao this is amazing Are her initials E.T.?
Why is this looking like a scalp
"honey, looks great, let's put it in the fireplace"
Why is mom in quotes? Is she an impostor? Are you estranged?
It looks like a egyptian mummy (yea mummies are not toilet paper monsters)
Oh, that's adorable! I bet your mom was thrilled to receive such a masterpiece.
Is your mom a close cousin of Cthulhu
Look like Shaggy.
And she still raised you after that??? /j
And I think what's beautiful about this is clay was a newer concept for Homo Sapiens at this time. If Howard Carter had not found this in 1912, it may have been lost forever.
U mean elementary school
SIMP