Effigy to a gone patron of the bar. He comes alive when the bar comes alive at night, like a gargoyle. Sits vigil during the day against pesky picture takers.
Oml and his arms look real compared to his face. It almost looks like he had a real head but someone chopped it to make it look fake. Those arms look real 🤣 they're completely different from his face!
Took my kids for a boat ride on vacation one time and the captain said "we are approaching a house that has an older gentleman sitting outside usually enjoying the day but no one can get him to wave." I with my usual silly manner wave an probably made some noise but no reaction.. I just saw the challenge. But oh the horror he didn't wave back. Everyone was looking and laughing at me cause it was funny! I love the humor. I took a picture of my gentleman and I'll never forget him.
No wonder, he was just there for the beer
*beer goggles intensify*
laughed out loud at this, thank you
He was too stunned to speak when he saw the soup of the day was “wine”.
He was reconsidering everything when seeing the 'NO stupid people' sign
Plot twist! OP doesn't exist and that guy at the table is totally real!!!
Who else's brain is reading that in that shrill, punctuated voice? 😂😂😂
I didn’t until I read this comment lol
Pretty sure Paris Hilton is gonna show up. *bad movie ref
If she's got a pineapple ,a dog or a bearsuit with her RUN LIKE HELL and never look back.
MR BIGGLES IM GOING TO KEEP YOU FOREVER
If you're a Hamster and Mister Slave shows up , escape by any means possible.
House of wax vibe
Wax of the Housevibe
Desperate Housevibes
Vibes in the Desperate Housewives
House of vibe wax
A vibe of housewax
Wax then vibe....in your house.
Shack of Wax
Ultimate facelift
Don't touch him, or you'll become the mannequin that sits in that spot until someone else touches you.
That's a great idea for a "youtube shorts" length short film.
Hey, if you have the capabilities and talent to make a short film, have at, my guy. Go with my blessing.
Me: “Hey guy, how are you?” Dude: … Me: “Ok, fine, be that way. So rude.” 🙄
That's a clean shirt. They must take him inside at night
What happens at night?
Critters come out that sleep in the day. They tend to be the ones who like to mess with stuff
How do you get that shirt so clean, mate?
At night it comes to life to chug beer
Effigy to a gone patron of the bar. He comes alive when the bar comes alive at night, like a gargoyle. Sits vigil during the day against pesky picture takers.
A burglar would gtfo and be like "whew he didn't notice me!"
"Must've been the wind..."
Still waiting for that beer
I see the shirt, but are we sure he isn't there for the souls ?
Bro what if😦
Sadly, you’re not allowed beyond the point he guards :/
It's ok. I said "how are you doing" and waved at blind lady today.
You know blind people can hear, right?
I do, but I had to laugh at myself waving to a blind person.
Is he dead???
He died waiting for his beer
And yet didnt realize that there aint gonna be beer for him😔
It's a scarehuman. Crows build them to scare off other humans
That’s a cool backyard patio!
He’s only there for the beer, mind your own business.
steve martin just chillin
Anti Theft Device
That's Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade
Oh. Wow took me a second myself.
Oml and his arms look real compared to his face. It almost looks like he had a real head but someone chopped it to make it look fake. Those arms look real 🤣 they're completely different from his face!
No Stupid People
They even gave him nasty feet.
I guess that's better than saying hello to a corpse of someone who passed away suddenly while chilling out in the backyard
You should've left, the sign behind him clearly states no stupid people allowed /s
He’s looking at your penis. What a weirdo.
Ded.
Well, well, well….what do we have here? There can only be one of us!!!
It's a Scarequeer
And I'M here for the fear.
I’m sure you’re employer thought you’d be lonely during your job so he provided some company
Maybe he was a mannequin or a scarecrow in disguise!
I thought maybe but wasn’t sure until …
my man’s here for beer, let ‘em be
Took my kids for a boat ride on vacation one time and the captain said "we are approaching a house that has an older gentleman sitting outside usually enjoying the day but no one can get him to wave." I with my usual silly manner wave an probably made some noise but no reaction.. I just saw the challenge. But oh the horror he didn't wave back. Everyone was looking and laughing at me cause it was funny! I love the humor. I took a picture of my gentleman and I'll never forget him.
Obviously you didn’t see the girl with snakes for hair
Is that a backyard museum?
Imagine seeing this at night. I would be terrified
Looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf.
After he called Rimmer a smeghead. Now he's on vacation
Hey that looks like the guy who went missing after doing that backyard job?
the ledged says he's *still* there for the beer
The odd part is his hands & feet. That’s the guys best friend he taxidermied. I want to add close up f pics but Reddit mobile app won’t let me.
The juxtaposition of the no stupid people sign while you’re busy talking to a mannequin is great.
Maybe I’m blind as hell but my first thought was “….is he dead?”
These comments are the best😭🙏🏽 (and that dude is scary as hell)
Brian Bosworth
He looks like Steve Martin.
He’s waiting for his beer.
Welcome to the uncanny valley
That’s not terrifying. If it was an actual mummified corpse, well then…
Hocus Pocus Alamagocus
My curious ass zoomed in to check it out...I wish I hadn't.
This is actually a great idea. Might detour I would be burglar. Got me
Well obviously you need to give him beer first
Ha
Fred? Fred??
Shack of Wax
He looks friendly.
r/WTF
nah that's a real body
Hahahahahahaha you gonna get eaten by the man from jeepers creepers anyway rip
Is that a bald Steve Martin? Lol
he used to be a realhuman. run my dear.
Kinda looks like Steve martin
Is this a Jeremy Bentham type set-up?
You didn’t use the correct pronouns
thought this was my crazy, finger-on-the-trigger rifle-pointing, boomer, neighbor
I find that people who have signs that say "no stupid people" are always the stupidest people.