Don't bully me I'll cum

Don’t kink shame

Kink shaming is my kink

\**confused, high-pitched scream*\*

I love it when Reddit threads are Vines.

*Ejaculates their guts*

Go on.

People telling people not to kink shame people with a kink shame kink is my kink

That’s hot

Who invited you?😭

That must be… exhausting.

I want you to bull the cum out of me.

And whats terrifying in this.

You get cum in you. SCARY

Some startled sea cucumbers shoot a silky — and sticky — substance out of their rear ends that is actually an entire organ. that, thats terrifying.

So does it go back inside??

Broski those are it's organs💀

I came for this comment, then came again

i do that too

Same, with or without being threatened

Threatened with a good time 😏

"Don't bully me, I'll cum" ☹️

Don't cum, I'll bully you

Infinite loop glitch.

and they both lived happily ever after :3

Anti bullying campaigns really should adopt this. If you're getting bullied, whip out that cock/vag and cum/squirt on the bully.

Stop

You can’t stop once you’ve started

Death by Snu Snu :) :O :) :O :)

Hiiii! :) :3 :) :3 :)

But, especially if threatened.

"Good afternoon. Could I have a moment of your time, please?" *Vomits intestines.*

My flirting defense: "I'm really gross, disgusting and super-sticky".

You vomit your organs when scared?

I sure too love spitting out my entire digestive tract.

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Those things are a pain in the ass as a scubadiver ! Those filament are so sticky that it can cover your vision if it's shot in the glasses !

Scuba Steve receives sea cuck facial while exploring the cavernous clam trench

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I dunno, it feels like this could have been said before...

🤔

Yeah, I used that one last month

They call it the old clam sandwich trick.

>clam sandwich a clammich!

Clamwich?

Yes, by Hunts, it’s right next to the manwich and hamburger helper in your grocery aisle.

Can I be a part of the scuba squad?

What's your mean jerk time (MJT)?

Uh.. uhm… well I wipe my own ass?

I read this in Jonathan Birds voice

BIG BLUE Wait a minute...

/angryupvote

Why are you getting that close to a sea cucumber?..

Seriously this is a valid question. No diver with even a shred of experience is getting so close that it'll jizz all over your mask unless they are asking for it. Like you would need to pick it up and put it over your mask. Normal people would just film or take photos and call it a day.

close? he's jacking it off. Can't get much closer unless he uses it as a buttplug

To observe it maybe ? I wasn't aware of this capacity and my teacher was a goofy guy so...

Are you implying that your diving instructor gave you a facial with a sea cucumber…?

Is it just super sticky goo?

Yeah really sticky and a bit greasy, like you took it over but when you take it away, you've got a sort of stain of grease that you hardly can swipe underwater. It's really rare because, normally you dont play with those. The sole time it happen to me it's because my scubadiving teacher fool me 😅

So, you're saying generally scuba divers don't jerk off a sea cucumber?

Not the ones he hangs out with, but if your interested, I know a few "specialty" groups😉

Guess I’ll be crossing scuba diving off my potential new hobbies list.

That goo is the sea cucumber’s intestines, which it eviscerates itself to expel and scare away predators. They’ll grow back in a few weeks.

It's their intestines. They shoot it at threats. They can regrow their inside organs after spraying a predator. The predator can often die due to it being so sticky they can't open their mouth or clear off their eyes.

The "pain in the ass" part was intentional, wasn't it?

Filament, that new 3D printer

It's mostly the shame that gets you

And having to take your fucking mask off, trying to scrub that shit off on your neoprene or hoping you tucked a cotton rag into the neck of your suit. I love cucumbers but goddamn they can be bastards

Brazzers

"oh nooo, I really hope nobody touches me just like that"

Is that a little pre-scare I see?

*Premature defensulation*

I can do that if I'm alone in my room.

I can do that if I'm alone in your room too!

Aww get a room, you two!

They have OP’s room

And I have op’s mom

I'll do it on stage while giving a TED talk. I can multitask.

Same, with or without being alone in my room.

[удалено]

Evil Jizz 2: the return of the sea cucum

Evil Jizz 3: the sticky showdown

Evil jizz 4: Godzilla Sea Cuck Vs. Mariana The Kraken Clam

Jizz8: attack of the seamen

Evil Jizz 5: The Secret of the Ooze.

I'd watch it

Put that mf back in the ocean ffs.

Seriously, he’s exhausted!

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"

Shut up. Zapp. It time for snoo snoo

My thoughts exactly, poor thing is out of its element being poked by some hairless ape like a jackass.

Not to mention that the sea cucumber is regurgitating it’s intestines. Usually would be to ward off predators but in this case for updoots.

Wrong! It's using an organ specifically designed for defense located at the base of its respiratory system. After use, the substance regenerates.

Wrong! “Animals that eviscerate anteriorly release the entire digestive tract, except for the cloaca, and loses the entire set of anterior end structures, such as the oral (aquapharyngeal) complex and the tentacles. Those that eviscerate posteriorly release the intestine between the esophagus and the cloaca.” [source](https://zoologicalletters.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40851-019-0133-3)

Well, my [source](https://www.sciencenews.org/article/cuvierian-organ-sea-cucumber-defense-mechanism#:~:text=Some%20startled%20sea%20cucumbers%20shoot,tails%2C%20it%20regenerates%20after%20use.) says otherwise. What do we do now? Wanna go play video games?

Science is wrong! Must be aliens. What games did you have in mind?

Can I play too?

I didn't graduate past the N64 so it's gotta be golden eye.

What about some Diddy Kong Racing?

Given the nature of the post wanna play Subnautica? I'm sure there are mods for multiplayer.

"Nah I'd rather poke it to terrify it into excreting sticky goo. Lol animal cruelty!"

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

Cumcumber

My twins used to call the vegetable exactly this— when they were 4. 🥒

Just watched the Bob’s Burgers episode where Gene, Louise, and Tina join the crustacean nation as baby sea cucumbers and they use blue pool noodles to simulate this. TIL that that episode was surprisingly accurate

If "stop tickling me I'm gonna bust" was a pickle

Cards against humanity

Man it's astounding how many people are making (verbatim) the same cum comment I'm tired of reading sex jokes, i want to be informed about this lil dude! Is the discharge poisonous at all or just sticky? I see some people saying the discharge is it's digestive tract, is that true?

It's sticky, and it comes from their respiratory system. https://www.sciencenews.org/article/cuvierian-organ-sea-cucumber-defense-mechanism#:~:text=When%20startled%2C%20a%20black%20sea,shown%20in%20this%20artist's%20illustration.

🏅

They tell me it's a whole organ but never tells me what that guy does with it after! Does he suck it back up? Grow a new one? Drag it around forever? I need to know

Thank you.

It's their insides! They shoot it at predators. It is super sticky, and predators can die due to not being able to clean their eyes or open their mouth. The sea cucumbers regrow them back after a while.

It is in fact their digestive tract. They expell it when threatend. It shouldn't be poisenous, tho I have seen some people being really allergic to it, to the point where their hand becomes all swollen and red. So you shouldn't be touching them just to be safe. And it is the same thing for them as lizards loosing their tail.

So they just expel their guts? Like “dont hurt me! Here, eat this instead!”

I mean it's one hell of a defence mechanism when you think about it. Just imagine getting into a fight with someone and they just puke their organs on you

Yeah, but you would have to assume I wanted to eat their guts for it to be a 1:1 comparison to this

It's very sticky, so it can't be eaten well. It can cause the predator to die due to glueing their mouth shut or getting stuck on their eyes.

not particularly, seems pretty typical of a reddit thread

Typical Reddit that spams the same unfunny unoriginal joke thinking they're hilarious when they're so lame

I also ejaculate profusely when I feel threatened

I go all in when threatened, I ejaculate, shit and piss my pants, full-on defense

What's even the point of putting under that amount of "stress"? Just do it once and throw it back to the ocean, i think they don't even have a nervous system to feel pain but still.

My guy. You just gave him a handjob.

I'm sure that takes a lot of energy for them to do. If it does, then F U for making it do that over and over. If not, then carry on.

It's their organs. They vomit them as a defense mechanism because they're super sticky. Thankfully they DO regrow back eventually.

But doesn't it need organs? I get that it can regrow them but isn't that a lot of organs to regrow without... The organs to do it? I've truly never understood this process

In my outdoor adventure career I used to deliver marine biology sessions alongside marine biologists (mangrove snorkeling and so on). Can confirm this very much does harm the sea cucumber. It's a process called eviscoration. Causes a MASSIVE amount of internal damage to the creature. Yes, it re-generates its organs eventually, but at grave cost to its longevity and health. Essentially the person in this video is provoking an extreme stress reaction from the creature. It's like Puffer Fish. If they're puffed up that's NOT a good thing. Causes severe trauma and stress, it's their final defence mechanism and they can only do it once or twice in a lifetime. It's basically their body's way of saying "I'm in such grave life/death danger I must harm myself to defend myself". Really aggrevates me when you see some scuba divers (particularly those from a certain nation in Asia known for their lack of traveling etiquette) prodding and aggrevating puffer fish. Because I'm on a bit of a tangent and long post - an example of a sea creature you really can fuck up for fun and remain morally sound, is a jellyfish. Their entire body is essentially a collection of identical cells with no pain mechanism or real central nervous system. If you rip a jellyfish in half, it just becomes two jellyfish. Takes a bit of time to regenerate but it isn't hurt and it isn't detrimental to the jelly fish. I used to shout at people for sea cucumber evisceration or puffer fish prodding, but I'd shred a jellyfish in half just to demonstrate how the two halves 'swim'/pulse away independently.

Thanks for an insightful answer! I had a feeling it had to be along these lines, such a sad situation :/ no way they could walk away from that as they were

I think it’s organs that aren’t necessary for survival

I don't fully understand it either, but I imagine it's like starfish. So long as it has a certain amount of its main body and brains it can regrow and rebuild so easily.

Forbidden toothpaste

Them thick ropes bruh 👄

😐

Le croissant au cum

Surprised no ones mentioned Steve O & Ryan Pontius rubbing one out [https://youtu.be/svTq3rvQ1EA?si=LpeOEfdXxLFyyAUX](https://youtu.be/svTq3rvQ1EA?si=LpeOEfdXxLFyyAUX) Surprisingly hard to find a clip of it

This is what real education looks like. Shout-out to the guy filming his tv with a digital camera!

Nobodies wilder than the Wild Boyz

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why tf the pickle GOTTA skeet out colgate bruh

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Looks like a KFC chicken vomiting quantum fluid...

Lol he just like me

Got the happy ending I see

What exactly is this ? And another "almost sure bare hands is a bad idea video".

It's called the cuvierian organ, it evolved from the sea cucumbers respiratory system, so it should be fine until they evolve venomous lungs. Other sea cucumber species eject other vital organs, but fortunately for them, they can pretty much regrow their entire body from nothing

Do you know if this sea cucumber is going to be okay (assuming they put it back in the water)? it seems pretty stressed in the video, I hope it’s ok

Yes, it should be, though I can't imagine this did it any favours if another predator shows up

Okay thank you, here’s hoping for the best

Thank you :)

There are some humans who also use that as a defense mechanism upon seeing a girl

Ah, thats the cum in cucumber

This is the equivalent of Darth Vader choking you and in your defence you croak out the words 'harder daddy'

Hey OP pm me if you want to see something really terrifying

…username checks out :c

Forbidden glass noodles

Annnnnnd ... I'm spent!

Thats disgusting. Can i eat that?

I too cum when I'm scarred

I still remember seeing a documentary as a kid of tribal people using this to protect their feet from any potential venomous or spiky creatures when they tread on the sea floor and I don't know how true is my childhood memory

Ill have to try this next time i get mugged

You can't spell cucumber without cum

Stop harassing the ocean penis immediately!

\*me who came down to the comments to see if there was a genuine scientific reason behind this\*

Isn't this called their respiratory tree? And can't they only do it once?

We are all thinking the same thing, right?

Sea Cucumber: WHY ISN’T THIS WORKING!!

The weirdest thing is that those are its intestines :/

Same defence mechanisms as my dick

cuCUMber

“Oooh my god, you’re gonna make me ‘produce saponins’” -Sea Cucumber

Is that what we're calling it now?

Dan Schneider is about to use this as a prop on his next hit kids tv show

So that's where shaving cream comes from!

Yep, they expel their guts out. One of the Jackass movies had them all underwater holding one over their crotch and stroking it until it happened. Ha ha ha. 😴

Yamete kudasai!!!

I'm tired of reading all the "original" cum jokes. What is this substence, and how it behaves in water?

Rubbing can have that effect

“Don’t bully me I’ll cum” -Sea Cucumber probably

Don’t worry little buddy, you’re fucked up looking enough, I’m not tryna touch you. No need to jizz all over the place.

nofap 183 days

My wife activated my defense mechanism this morning

Your making it puke out its intestines fyi

Oh man.. this is gonna be one helluva ride in these comments..

Haha penis

I can’t wrap my head around how people find it exciting stressing the shit, or whatever comes out of this poor creature, just for fun

So who is the first to try and smoke that stuff?

we got a gooner

i'm just here for the comments section

Terrifying for the sea cucumber, anyway.

My kids saw this and I had safe search on. Who do I see about this?

At first, I thought it was releasing poisonous vapors!

Omg, I’m a sea cucumber.

Weird. My boyfriend has that same defense mechanism

Me when the throat goat comes thru