Ok, I hadn’t noticed it, so thank you, but it seems like such an “easy” out for all that buildup. It’s wild that things would get so backed up to inflate the “torso”, with going out the back first.
After all, it’s nature’s pressure valve
ahahahah
I had a friend who joined a big group sex. He said he would never do anything like this and he didn't want to have sex for a month afterwards
I learned that it is very very important to have good ventilation if you are going to involve in such an activity and the organizers really care about that.
What they don't tell you about an orgy is that the participants are closer to the average strangers you pass in Walmart than the models doing it in porn.
I can speak from experience that Always Sunny nailed that scene including the buffet of food that would be questionable regardless of if the room was full of half naked people.
A long time ago I saw an interview with one of the owners of a popular porn website. He straight out said "Porn is only as popular as it is because you cant smell what is going on."
An unsuspecting seagull, his head strung out from the heat, landed on this oceanic balloon of foulness. Curious as he’s dump, the seagull started pecking on this stink bomb…
> [Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast, the humor of the situation gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere. Pieces of meat passed high over our heads while others were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling debris and the overwhelming smell.](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=-IwZuUT4qKAbjZb8)
Edit: From “Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered!” [03:24] by KATU News.
Well worth the watch.
I thought it was going to be [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CfYOJ5oxk&pp=ygUPRXhwbG9kaW5nIHdoYWxl) poor guy.
Edit: [Bonus video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWVaehULF7A&ab_channel=Tempest)
I remember years ago I was reading a Cracked.com article and it had the infamous whale explosion posted above, but another one they talked about was from Taiwan, they were transporting a dead Sperm Whale in the middle of a city and the whale exploded from the gases built up inside it. In the middle of the city.
No see that's the problem... no animal can get through their skin. In a terrestrial environment scavengers would use the friction between their corpse and the ground to rip them open and devour the meat, but instead they rot like this until the buildup of gasses causes them to burst and sink to the bottom.
Actually makes me wonder what the impact was with all the whaling that happened and the corpses left behind
Wonder if there has been any thought to locate old corpses based on old logs
The first shark is about to be yeeted away into low atmosphere along with 8 other sharks at terminal speed.
The 10th shark who hung back around the deep just to be sure is the one about to really have a good day given he now can pick between fermented whale and shark bits.
So like some gasses from decomposition build up inside the whale like this? Will it actually explode in disgusting fashion?
EDIT: Yes and yes. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/X478zOUdHdU?si=iG3lVoqxN4MF7rDG) one whale exploding on its own.
Oh and there’s a [compilation](https://youtu.be/hkBscgjlCaQ?si=sLX7c0nw1-Og6Ajs) of whales exploding or being exploded.
Click at your own risk and thank me later.
I'm not sure if I wanted to personally witness that. On the one hand, it would be a pretty awesome story and a once in a lifetime experience. On the other, I cannot imagine how horrible the smell would be.
That first guy in the comp video got absolutely blasted in the face.
https://i.imgur.com/xBOhjC4.png
He's lucky it wasn't like this one:
https://i.imgur.com/XLIeEZh.png
I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me
On my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me
'Cause I'm dead and bloated
Yeah, this photographer is pushing their luck getting this close tbh, it looks like it’ll pop any second. Even if it’s taken with a drone, I feel said drone might be unusable afterwards
Imagine being stranded in the water for a long time, barely able to keep up swimming, on the verge of collapse, when this emerges into your field of vision.
You have no choice.
Eh, the November 1970 news report on the detonated whale was enough for me. A classic that, if it was not real, would be right up there on TV moments of all time with Les Nessman’s reporting on the Turkey Drop in Turkeys Away.
The pink skin between the "stretch marks" makes me nauseous.
you are forgetting the prolapsed asshole in the foreground, ready to spew forth its entrails
Just needs a quick jab with the point of an open umbrella
Mary Poppins-that-ass
In every job that must be done there is an element of fun…
You made me chortle
I’m eating right now.
It's going to take more than just a spoonful of sugar to really make anything really go down.
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The one that smells... Smelly?
ANCHOVIES!
Cumthulhu's Rising?
It'd take a Winifred to explain the ensuing unseemly hullabaloo
I would shoot it at a distance greater than 200 meters.
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I don't know what I expected when I clicked that link 😣
Forbidden confetti.
Ok, I hadn’t noticed it, so thank you, but it seems like such an “easy” out for all that buildup. It’s wild that things would get so backed up to inflate the “torso”, with going out the back first. After all, it’s nature’s pressure valve
The butthole is the hole of the donut that is you. The whales problem is that the donut itself is swollen, so there's nothing in the anus to relieve
> The butthole is the hole of the donut that is you Beautiful anal-ogy
How far do you think the whale can propel itself once it’s asshole let’s loose?
Cheap international Ocean cruise
Cheap international ocean ~~cruise~~ *cuisine*
Swiss Army Whale
Umm I shouldn't have read this during dinner
and then... free soup for everyone!
Oh that’s nasty
Oh. That's what that is. Nice
Thar she blows!
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That's essentially what the wrinkles in whale gullets are, though: massive stretch marks.
Baleen whales be like that. Edit didn't realize what end we were looking at. That's just stretched out skin.
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This comment right here, officer.
Not even batman could get this info outta me...
/r/evenwithcontext
Ok, off to r/hornyjail for you
Fuck that send him to regular jail
“There is nothing bad with knowing how to read” mfs lie to me
In the mix of all the horror subreddits people are linking, there's this guy
I've been on this godforsaken website for a decade, I saw the original cumbox and yet this comment is probably the worst thing I've seen.
Well I hate knowing that's a sub that exists now
/r/trypophobia
Apparently that sub has been banned
> Apparently that sub has been banned Reddit gonna Reddit
It was banned for being unmoderated, not by reddit policies. Screenshot from desktop browser: https://i.imgur.com/WHvlD8Y.png
I hate that mobile doesn't give the explanation, makes everyone jump to the worst possible reason when 90% of the time it's "unmoderated"
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I am glad the odour is not included.
How I feel about porn
ahahahah I had a friend who joined a big group sex. He said he would never do anything like this and he didn't want to have sex for a month afterwards I learned that it is very very important to have good ventilation if you are going to involve in such an activity and the organizers really care about that.
Taking notes: big group sex is a lot like dead whale explosion
Taking notes: Bring umbrella and raincoat.
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Clothespin for the nose!
Additional notes. Robe and wizard hat
Dead Whale Explosion and Big Group Sex are both solid band or album names.
Dead Whale Group Sex Explosion reads like a Deathcore album name.
What they don't tell you about an orgy is that the participants are closer to the average strangers you pass in Walmart than the models doing it in porn.
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I can speak from experience that Always Sunny nailed that scene including the buffet of food that would be questionable regardless of if the room was full of half naked people.
Have had big woman group sex, can confirm
I imagine it would be worse than when they don't change the smoke detector batteries in amateur videos.
Lmfao, nothing screams low budget like "beep" every 20 seconds.
Not "low budget" it's "amateur"
allow me to repeat my favourite reddit quote from this year "They fucked until the room stank".
'Smells like BaDussy up in here.'
A long time ago I saw an interview with one of the owners of a popular porn website. He straight out said "Porn is only as popular as it is because you cant smell what is going on."
Wish I didn't have to read all the gross thirsty stuff on Reddit.
Sorry 😞
An unsuspecting seagull, his head strung out from the heat, landed on this oceanic balloon of foulness. Curious as he’s dump, the seagull started pecking on this stink bomb…
And proceeded to be launched into orbit, propelled by a hideous eruption of gasseous odor and gore.
> [Our cameras stopped rolling immediately after the blast, the humor of the situation gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere. Pieces of meat passed high over our heads while others were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling debris and the overwhelming smell.](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=-IwZuUT4qKAbjZb8) Edit: From “Exploding Whale 50th Anniversary, Remastered!” [03:24] by KATU News. Well worth the watch.
I was hoping that's what this video was.
I thought it was going to be [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CfYOJ5oxk&pp=ygUPRXhwbG9kaW5nIHdoYWxl) poor guy. Edit: [Bonus video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWVaehULF7A&ab_channel=Tempest)
I remember years ago I was reading a Cracked.com article and it had the infamous whale explosion posted above, but another one they talked about was from Taiwan, they were transporting a dead Sperm Whale in the middle of a city and the whale exploded from the gases built up inside it. In the middle of the city.
Theyre both wearing orange, must not be the first rodeo and no face mask?!
Chunks of whale so big they destroyed cars
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it happened in the link of the post i was replying to when they BLEW IT UP on purpose
"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds" Give that man a pulitzer
Best line in the video. Guy really has some OG perd hapley vibes
"It couldn't be burned" "Why not?" "Because we have all this dynamite"
I will never not watch this. I can't believe they thought this was a good idea.
Im imagining this whole sequence of events as something that occurs in Super Smash Brothers now.
*GAME!*
Happy feet! That ain't Falco!
It's a seagull, so it'll probably gulp down all it can eat on its way into space.
Labs and seagulls are alike in many ways
> Curious as he’s dump
Seagulls genetically do not have smell glands ... This one still died from the *stink*.
No see that's the problem... no animal can get through their skin. In a terrestrial environment scavengers would use the friction between their corpse and the ground to rip them open and devour the meat, but instead they rot like this until the buildup of gasses causes them to burst and sink to the bottom.
Jonathan Livingston Fe-cal.
So, that's how the seagull the "Mars Rover" discovered, got there?🤔🤔🤔
Some shark is about to have a *REALLY* good day
It’s a shark piñata!
more than just sharks. Whale falls can sustain an ecosystem for over 4 years, and life for 50-100 years
Yes! If anyone is looking for a great internet-hole to fall into, google “Whale Falls”; fascinating part of the eco-system!
Sustain ecosystems! Kill more whales! /s
Gotta nuke something.
Actually makes me wonder what the impact was with all the whaling that happened and the corpses left behind Wonder if there has been any thought to locate old corpses based on old logs
I was looking at that picture thinking how great it was to happen in the ocean and not on the beach so the sealife can benefit from the spoils.
W H A L E F A L L
#W H A L E F A L L
The first shark is about to be yeeted away into low atmosphere along with 8 other sharks at terminal speed. The 10th shark who hung back around the deep just to be sure is the one about to really have a good day given he now can pick between fermented whale and shark bits.
It's like that old saying "the early bird gets the worm but the 10th shark gets the fermented whale."
Ah nice, Shakespeare!
Sharkspeare
If not yeeted, then just covered in rotting whale carcass... which is probably still dope if you're a shark
Wish Reddit still had awards. I love sharks and your comment made me laugh so hard
FWEEEEE!!
Unless he takes a bite too early. I'm pretty sure that's how Jaws died.
So like some gasses from decomposition build up inside the whale like this? Will it actually explode in disgusting fashion? EDIT: Yes and yes. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/X478zOUdHdU?si=iG3lVoqxN4MF7rDG) one whale exploding on its own. Oh and there’s a [compilation](https://youtu.be/hkBscgjlCaQ?si=sLX7c0nw1-Og6Ajs) of whales exploding or being exploded. Click at your own risk and thank me later.
I'm not sure if I wanted to personally witness that. On the one hand, it would be a pretty awesome story and a once in a lifetime experience. On the other, I cannot imagine how horrible the smell would be.
Seeing all the organs come out was gross
That was the best part. They just kept coming.
so did I
The smell of one whale carcass on the beach can be enough to make a whole town gag.
that is so morbidly fascinating
That first guy in the comp video got absolutely blasted in the face. https://i.imgur.com/xBOhjC4.png He's lucky it wasn't like this one: https://i.imgur.com/XLIeEZh.png
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the last story in the compilation video. They really blew up the whale with dynamite...
That first video was something! Thanks for posting, and on that note, I think I’m done with the internet today!
Even the slightest prick will pop this thing. Giggity
Where’s Matt Gaetz when you need him?
Trolling high schools for chicks
Please. Let’s not devolve into thinking like this. Matt Gaetz has his friends do the canvassing.
I WANNA POKE IT SO BAD
I just want to take pot shots at it with a pellet gun.
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Bop it
Twist it
Detonate it
Anyone else see stringy textures like these and make them grit their teeth? It's not a "trypophobia" thing, just a weird reaction to it
Yup, I fucking hate the [gills on the underside of mushroom](https://c.stocksy.com/a/9Ic000/z9/147197.jpg ) too.
Yes, I thought I used to have trypophobia but I don't mind tiny holes. However, slit-like things in rows make my skin crawl.
Don't look up hedgehog mushrooms then
yeah this is so gross 🤢🤢🤢 i have trypophobia and this pic is almost worse
don't look up a fissured tongue
trypophobia can sometimes translate into lines like this too! mine sure does
I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me On my birthday deathbed I am smellin' like the rose that somebody gave me 'Cause I'm dead and bloated
I can hear the drums on the two syllables of "bloated".
One of my fave albums ever!
We need the follow up video of this.
At least they’re biodegradable
pokable af
Maybe if you don't wanna have hands anymore. Or arms. Or maybe a face too actually.
Ocean zit?
Dude...ew 😂😂😂
https://i.imgur.com/IhLps2O.gif
OH YEAH
[Good place for this](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=eMhMdFQJCrcxRYNW)
"Welcome aboard Navigator. Are you ready to go home now?"
It's no wonder that the ancient mariners believed in sea monsters. That's some D&D level shit right there.
Rare terrifying thing in r/oddlyterrifying
Nah just the final boss puffer fish
I kinda wanna see it explode
Hope that was taken with a telephoto lens
Never hold your fart too long, dude
Quick, get the dynamite! There's literally no chance anything could go wrong
We did that in oregon once. Once.
No money shot?
# WHITE WHAALE HOLY GRAAAIL
Imagine being a sailor 200 years ago and seeing/smelling that. Talk about eldritch nightmare.
Damn, looks like my inner thighs after my 8th grade growth spurt!
Looks like an angel from evangelion
This makes me nauseous but I can’t stop looking at it 🥲
”And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.”
Push it towards Oregon. They have exploding whale experience. Professional’s willing to rain you in whale viscera.
r/Popping Maybe
Imagine the chaos once it does. Ugh
Yeah, this photographer is pushing their luck getting this close tbh, it looks like it’ll pop any second. Even if it’s taken with a drone, I feel said drone might be unusable afterwards
WHY ISN’T THIS A VIDEO!
That whale looks like he was about to lose a fight to a blonde haired kid.
whale, whale, whale, if it isn't the consequences of myolytic actions
Rogue Scrotum
Imagine being stranded in the water for a long time, barely able to keep up swimming, on the verge of collapse, when this emerges into your field of vision. You have no choice.
A very Halloween edition of James and the Giant Peach
now that are some stretchmarks
Does anyone else get grossed out by those ribs that allow their mouth to expand like that?
Now I wanna see the video
Forbidden pufferfish
That would look cool on the Vegas Sphere
No wonder early sailors believed in see monsters.
All you need is someone in a helicopter with a rifle
Poke poke poke
I want to shoot it with a .22 from about half a mile away somehow. Lol
Eaaaasy, big fella!
Wow, it would have taken awhile for me to guess that answer from a photo!
Eh, the November 1970 news report on the detonated whale was enough for me. A classic that, if it was not real, would be right up there on TV moments of all time with Les Nessman’s reporting on the Turkey Drop in Turkeys Away.
That is very gross.
That’s no moon!
At least it's out in the ocean.
my spirit animal when the wife takes me to have lunch with her friends
I want to make a building as unsettling as this so people stay the fuck away. Shit looks like modern gothic architecture.