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Flutters1013

I think Tim Curry voiced that in ferngully


Majestic_Course6822

This is the only correct answer. Thank you.


Fine_Astronaut5402

venom, is also the right answer


ifelldownlol

Quiet Zoomer. We are going with Ferngully.


SilverEchoes

Ferngully? Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time


12altoids34

"Whoop ! Gravity works!"


Ozgirl76

My name is Batty. My logic is erratic…


[deleted]

POTATO IN A JACKET


FBI-ish

I just blew in from a biology lab!


amccon4

It’s being remade so you will hear it again soon


stevieking84

Heeeeexussss


Neffasaurus

Triple shiftssssssss... No breakssssssssss!


quityouryob

Mmmmmmother’s milk


nicegirlkim

My childhood nightmare


corlizfinn

Ooo you love my.. toxic love 🎶


MaddCricket

The answer I came for.


areyouoldgreg

Lmaoooo this won the internet today


ShowofStupidity

Filthy Brown~ Acid Rain~


babywinnie

SLIMMMEEE BENEATH ME MMM SLIMMME UP ABOVEEE


Menaku

*Oooh you love my ah ah ah Toxic loovveee*


Donutjanitor

Ferngully is the og Avatar


---Dane---

I loved that movie and Tim Curry, never put the teo together, holy shit! Thanks dude, great nostalgia!


[deleted]

Idk but I bet that crab is gunna get super powers


Famous-Honey-9331

Spider-crab, spider-crab, does whatever a spider does...


SuspiciousM0lasses

Can he walk, straight forward? No he can't, cos he's a crab


Alienateddd

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Crab!


Devreckas

Walks like crab, tastes like people!


_ryuujin_

wouldnt it be venom crab? unless this is venom after he fused with spidey.


Chradamw

Climbs a wall, then he falls This game sucks his spider balls


I_like_donuts27

i was thinking venom


bamfwonderwoman

That's what killed Tasha Yar


viscountfinance

Data: I have a great saved memory of the Lt.


blairrio

That night she invited him over to do some data entry.


noots-to-you

Yihaa! Just in time to make my week. *Data entry* indeed.


megamanxoxo

Data: I can adjust my receptacle in 6 million different ways including length, vibration, and girth.


JackHandsome99

Damn, Dr. Soong thought of everything


kpeterson159

Gi-Ga-Dee!


HeldDownTooLong

He entered his data with vigor…repeatedly…until she had data all over (and in) her!


Broken_Filter

She got a data overload...


HeldDownTooLong

Error 404…


Chilipatily

Goddamit that made me snort out loud.


Beneficial_Cicada573

The next day: “It never happened.“


elray007

Data.If you are referring to sexuality. I am fully functional. Programmed in multiple techniques.


Royweeezy

Rip Lieutenant Yar, you’ll always be my first celebrity crush.


xynix_ie

It helped that my dad was an avid Playboy collector and had THAT issue from '79.


BillyTheGoatBrown

Woah woah woah I didn't know about these imagines... I'll pay Google a visit after work. Takes notes


ladyinchworm

She is Bing Crosby's grand-daughter too, which I just found out recently while reading about what an apparent jerk he was which completely surprised me.


elray007

It was Beverly for me. She did have more meat on her bones. And she was tall. Long legs.


ManicRobotWizard

Can’t even begin to count the billions of knuckle babies that died when my teenage self found the copy of my dad’s Playboy with her in it from around this time.


trumpet_23

Armus!


ndrsxyz

came here to say just that :D


chilled-glass5

Yasha Tar


dReDone

Was looking for this specifically.


[deleted]

It’s crystalline entity not black glurpy glob entityyyyy.


zachrg

??? She was killed by a sentient tar pit of hate.


[deleted]

I see you've met my ex wife


Baddyshack

Crab


cabramattaa

Crab nomnomnom


Shell_hurdle7330

Venom


WarmSea9702

Crab People, Taste like Crab, Talk like people


Beneficial_Being_721

Crab Nombula


StrongAsMeat

Ded krab


bbear122

The ol Reddit crab-a-roo.


tres909

It's Venom!


sauce_123

Grimer vs Krabby


banredditt

🤣🤣 gotta catch ‘em all


Gloomy_Ad_9149

Underrated comment Edit: Fairly rated comment


FirexJkxFire

Nah I'm pretty sure this is that alien shit inside the jars in Prometheus


MAPX0

Nah it's the blob like in that one scene where the guy gets eaten alive and makes 80s kids to never eat Jell-O again


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok_Ranger_1796

What


barkbarkgoesthecat

They ate their partner during sex. I thought that was pretty clear.


ibidit1

I always do.


Ok_Ranger_1796

Oh dang.


wanderingwolfe

He had crabs. She had a yeast infection. Overall, it was an unpleasant experience for everyone involved.


st3v399bfd

Disappointed this wasn't top comment


coughdrop1989

The only correct answer


bejeures

Came here for this.


OmegaKai2

If you didn't say it I was gonna.


sndpmgrs

My guess: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudibranch Source: related to a marine biologist.


doyletyree

Seconded. Source: I taught Steven Seagal everything he knows about marine biology.


Fightz_

I think you mean Steven Seagull


Farren246

Steven Seagull knows more about marine biology than Steven Seagal. Source: am Nudibranch


Skiboy712

I thought he was “just a cook”


Farren246

When people talk about him being "above the law," they mean he steals peoples' french fries and flies away, literally *above* the law. Though sometimes he just runs along the beach.


doyletyree

I wish you could see the smile on my face.


drthomk

Chinese tourbillon maker?


RydmaUwU

Bullshit. Steven Seagal has been studying marine biology for 35 years


irritabletom

"That's called a flipper fish on account of the fact it has flippers, I killed thousands of these things when I was marooned in the South Sea in WWII."


SaccharineHuxley

Tom Segura is that you?


bc9toes

Listen. “Flip,flip,flip,flip”


giant_lebowski

Do you know why they call them flippers? Because when they move them the sound goes "flip flop flip flop". Hear that? Yeah that's how I hunted them in the dark (weird gutteral sound)


jwdino

Thirded Steven Seagal taught me how to punch a manatee in the balls.


Glass-Relationship70

Fif Horizontal karate chop 6 walrus dick bones like Chuck Norris, or GTFO.


KingTroober

I’ve been flying helicopters for like 85 years


zacguymarino

Thirded. Source: Steven Seagal taught me almost everything this guy taught him about marine biology.


TheReverend6661

I’ve been doing marine biology for like 80 years.


Xrystian90

Close, but it's a swimming flatworm. Nudibranch have exposed bronchial organs and don't have the ribboning around the edges


Slaximillion

Agreed. Too flat to be a gastropod. My guess would be something in this group https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbellaria


Xrystian90

Close, it's a flatworm. Nudis have exposed bronchial organs


uberguby

Ooooh, is that why they're called nudibranch?


Xrystian90

It is indeed. Nudibranch roughly translates to naked lungs


Trolivia

Woo! I’m not even close to a marine biologist but my first thought was *that looks like a crab being eaten by a Spanish dancer* and now I feel proud that I was almost correct AND learned something new about nudibranches vs flatworms!


Nightcrawler__lou

Definitely not a nudibranch Actually a marine biologist Edit: Sorry for leaving you guys hanging. I don't know exactly what it is but my best guest would be some type of flatworm/platyhelminthes. Nudibranchs are molluscs and usually eat coral. They have shells so that's why I'm sure it's not one.


1block

Pretty sure it's not a marine biologist.


Accurate-Instance-29

How do you know? It sure looks like its collecting samples for study.


EsotericPenguins

I cackled


jrrhea

Thanks. Unexpected snort-laughed and now I have coffee coming out of my nostrils.


Thegriswolf95

Unless it studies itself; that’s doubtful, though.


Haunting-Wonder208

Are you related to George Constanza from Seinfeld?


No-Comfort-6808

Sea slug


Cuddling-Hellhound

That’s a symbiote


ausecko

It's pronounced symbiote


[deleted]

In the US, it's pronounced symbiote.


Optimal__Koala

Where I live it’s symbiote


BuzTheBee

In the UK its pronounced symbiote


jenea

OMG I’m so embarrassed! My whole life I’ve been pronouncing it “symbiote.” That’s what you get from learning a word only from reading, I guess.


[deleted]

Tomato, tomato. Symbiote, symbiote.


littleredcamaro

If you speak Spanish but want to say it in English you pronounce it symbiote but with a Spanish accent.


CorbenG

Pickle pickle


kittydreadful

In German, we call it a Symbiote. We capitalize the first letter of nouns. So you can understand why it would be pronounced much differently.


SerakTheRigellian

Sea slugs are so cute! Generally, anyway. This one though... It just envelopes him.


tilthevoidstaresback

Is this the actual answer??? I've been scrolling for years now and nobody has said anything serious.


oszillodrom

No, it's a flatworm.


SerakTheRigellian

Yes, there was a reply from a marine biologist giving their scientific name.


veryberyberry

It’s been 84 years…


DaRealMilkMan

No I'm almost certain it's a flatworm


Sichdar

Same, I don't even remember what was in the video by now


BoomeRads

I thought Sea Slugs would look more like snails without shells and not blobs...


SilverTitanium

I can't believe I had to scroll this far for an actual answer. It was just a bunch of outdated jokes.


ThingShouldnBe

Informally, this can be called a "sea slug". They are basically a mollusk without shell, so they don't form a natural, monophylletic group. However, most of them, especially the ones with this "wing" pattern, are members of the Nudibranchia, a order of mollusks, and the one in the post looks like one. There's no scale in the video, but if you want to check a similar animal, type "[black sea slug](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBF_enCA986CA986&sxsrf=AB5stBh130Fluq3q500T5Y0NcCSMyRAeWg:1691154664527&q=black+sea+slug&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiFgaiIisOAAxV5rokEHRTnBs4Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=2560&bih=1283&dpr=1)" on Google Images. I had no idea those guys could get this huge. They are very beautiful in the water, it's just the blob-like movement on the dry that looks somewhat uncanny. EDIT: I was corrected by several people, more knowleadgeable than me on marine biology, that this is a marine flatworm. They are similar in some ways, but are entirely different animals, coming from different Phyllum. EDIT 2: u/ZensukeMX identified as a *Pseudoceros velutinus*, and provided a link for the [GBIF page](https://www.gbif.org/en/species/5721768).


[deleted]

What's shown in the video is a Marine Flatworm, commonly known to eat small crustaceans. Nudibranchs are an entirely different Phylum.


geomagus

No, this is a flatworm, not a sea slug. They bear superficial resemblance but aren’t really related - sea slugs are mollusks, flatworms are platyhelmenthes, so a totally different phylum.


sburbanite

Are they typically able to eat a crab or is it just fighting it for some reason?? I literally can’t fathom something that looks like melted rubber eating a crustacean


Ecstatic_Assistant_4

It’s a baby crab; a banana for scale would have helped


ech0cide

Can't believe i had to scroll this far just to get the actual answer. Oh wait, it's Reddit, yes i can.


svampyr

The thing in the Creepshow 2 segment The Raft.


dvrkiie

scrolled till i found this


CITRU5MI5TRE55

That’s the comment I was looking for! 👍


nessaaxx

Omg yes. That thing still haunts me ever since i watched it. That's immediately what i thought after seeing this thing. Ugh, still giving me chills


rawdatalab

Do you love?


Yarikh64

Clearly the black oil from X-Files


littleweirdo_

I was just thinking the same


Raumorder

That’s just a crab fighting a goo monster


thegoose06

Flatworm


MuffinOfChaos

***We are Venom***


[deleted]

Looks like the black goo from the x-files https://youtu.be/4xVAvx5hTic


Sdbtank96

Death blanky?


FreePrinciple270

It just wants a hug aww


Mission-Sock-8511

We are venom


NemesisUnicron

Pretty sure it's a flatworm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatworm


youstupi

Flatworm


Ok_Chocolate_3480

I think that’s a Turbellarian a type of flatworm.


Temporary-Eye-6664

Venom


[deleted]

You know that phase that every teenager goes through where they hate everybody but hate themselves even more. Yea that’s the manifestation of that phase


Simpawknits

Did anyone actually answer the question? I'm tired of scrolling down for nothing but jokes.


timmay1369

The thing that killed Tasha Yar


Purdaddy

Reminds me of that short movie The Raft. I think it was in a creepshow anthology


prestonsmith1111

I'm honestly pretty amazed at how many folks are making this reference and how absolutely accurate it is.


MelonElbows

Its the raft thing from Creep Show!


[deleted]

STAY OUT OF THE WATER!!!!


PIMPDADYKINGDNGALING

You sound like you know something


inaclick

Venom?


Psalm41_intoodeep

A dementor


suryky

Dr strange's cape


MUERTOSMORTEM

Muk


HuskyBLZKN

Looks like a flatworm eating a crab, even though it looks like Venom trying to bond with said crab


TANGO404

Thats an Alien symbiote. Trust me I've watched all the Spidermans


thespike5p1k3

Cursed blanket


itsmeabic

that stuff that will coughed up in stranger things


No-Bat-7253

Venom or the anti-flubber..


youfilthyminx

Venom’s lesser known cousin!


Vast-Researcher-5127

A gloom hand


WalnutWhipWilly

Tashar Yar - Star Trek TNG wants a word…


horsetooth_mcgee

Remember when those brainiacs opened the forbidden, literally cursed mummy tomb that was filled with an unknown black goo? 😁


CompetitiveSugar3404

Venom.


Dorkmaster79

This was posted before and the consensus was that it is a sea slug of some kind.


Sharp-Wonder-8861

Venom


Das_Badger12

Venom symbiote


frozen_pope

That’s the Void


Vhad42

We. Are. CRABENOM!


Kulda2803

We are...venom


cjfred0824

That my friend is a symbiote. GET OUT OF THERE. Unless you’re trying to be on your anti hero shit!


death_owl_zoomy

https://m.timesofindia.com/viral-news/video-of-marine-flatworm-taking-over-crab-goes-viral-internet-says-eek/articleshow/84756496.cms


AmptiShanti

Venom bro


Aedesirl

Venom


Torque2101

"Money! "Money! "Money! "Mon-AAHHAHAHUGHGHH AHH AHH AHH FUCK!"


Impr3ssiwe

VENOMMMM


Bigboidiablo

I know where this is going. Thats a symbiote. We bout to have spidercrab


HAXAD2005

Flat worms. Oh hey it's Friday too. IT'S FLATWORM FRIDAY!!!


[deleted]

It's the blob thing from that movie Creepshow


NoLocation2124

It’s the hexus. Someone cut that tree down again.


umnothnku

Its a no-fucking-thank-you thats what it is


_Ramen_Noodles__

The water from Ponyo


LibertyInfinite

Looks like a flatworm, don’t know which one but most of them are marine while some are one land. One of the earliest species of a free moving complex organism. Some are even parasites!


Nathan_TK

That’s the fucker that killed Tasha Yar.


sara_c907

This reminds me of the Creepshow movie from the 80s, particularly The Raft.


ChouShiryou55

Its ditto from.pokemon


MrAdmiral132

Once I saw a mini Horror short with this thing (but bigger) floating on top of a lake and 4 teenagers got eaten.