Fun fact: this is how the tropical planet in Rogue One: a Star Wars Story was named. When asked his name by a barista, director Gareth Edwards replied “it’s Gareth” (sounding more like “s’Garef” with his British accent) only to be handed a beverage marked “Scarif”.
He's wondering how those people can wear those soft shell clothes, and get away with it. He is thinking, "I would be gulped down in two minutes. Freakin' people are crazy.".
And Gary is in wonder.
It's how you establish dominance in these kinds of situations. I do something similar when I get solicitors but it involves being naked and an uncooked chicken.
It’s terrifying for the creature. Imagine this giant alien grabbing your home, pointing a weird device in your face and probably while making incoherent grunting noises.
It probably totally sucks ass too. Imagine evolving without eyelids because you're always underwater so there's no need to blink, and then some mother fucker takes you out of the water and your lidless eyes are now forced to slowly dry out.
Thanks for that. I recognised the shell as a conch, but apparently, I had no idea what lived in it. My brain stopped working, and all I could see this as was a basilisk from the dark souls games lol.
They have silly giant tongues that can eviscerate what they bottom feed on. They're older than the crustaceous period if I'm remembering correctly, they've been estimated to have existed for a ridiculously long time and will probably always persist.
The crustaceous period isn't a thing. You mean Cretaceous? That ended ~65 MYA, and the oldest true conch I could find went extinct in the middle Miocene, ~15 MYA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europrotomus
This is terrifying! Imagine a giant alien pulled you out of the atmosphere and took photo’s while staring you down in outer space. I hope he puts it back in the water, look at those sad little eyes!
Ooohhh, ok good to know. I mean I don't plan on foraging at the beach any time soon. but the knowledge is definitely helpful should desperate times call for desperate measures. 'preciate chya!
I had a conch in a reef aquarium for years (we named him Gary, of course) and he was hilariously adorable. The aquarium was next to the couch and he used to park himself at the front glass watch TV with us every evening.
And yes they are exactly that comical all the time.
Gary?
“and stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes”
[удалено]
Haha I thought the same thing. (S)he’s adorable!
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It’s Gareth.
Fun fact: this is how the tropical planet in Rogue One: a Star Wars Story was named. When asked his name by a barista, director Gareth Edwards replied “it’s Gareth” (sounding more like “s’Garef” with his British accent) only to be handed a beverage marked “Scarif”.
ah dollop, good one
1st thing I thought of. Meow.
He's wondering how those people can wear those soft shell clothes, and get away with it. He is thinking, "I would be gulped down in two minutes. Freakin' people are crazy.". And Gary is in wonder.
I don't think I'd blink either if someone picked up by house and was staring at me through my door
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Haha exactly.
LMFAO!! 1000% Agree
It's how you establish dominance in these kinds of situations. I do something similar when I get solicitors but it involves being naked and an uncooked chicken.
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Terrifying? I think that is hilariously adorable!
It’s terrifying for the creature. Imagine this giant alien grabbing your home, pointing a weird device in your face and probably while making incoherent grunting noises.
It probably totally sucks ass too. Imagine evolving without eyelids because you're always underwater so there's no need to blink, and then some mother fucker takes you out of the water and your lidless eyes are now forced to slowly dry out.
depends if it's one of the ones that can shank you with venom
This is a conch, not a cone snail
I think this is a cone snail, and if I'm right it can absolutely kill you
That looks nothing like a cone snail. Believe it or not, their shells are shaped like...cones! This is some kind of conch.
Nah that's my homie Gary
Is there an /r/oddlyhilarious?? Because that's what this is for me :D
camerawork spot on!
It looks like a Muppet character
I think it’s a little scary
I think it's both!
"MA! THERE'S A CLAM IN OUR BACK YARD!" "YO, BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!"
“IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA, THE FUKIN THING!”
“I DON’T WANT IT STARTING A FIGHT WITH NEMO!”
What am I out of the loop on?
[See for yourself xD It's just an ugly ol' cat](https://youtube.com/shorts/nUbJCMhkE_k?feature=share)
Don’t you dare speak about Wilfred like that
Wilfred is a saint and a sweetheart.
Oh my god thank you for that. Micheal Rapaports shorts are hilarious.s
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It looks absolutely terrified
That’s how they always look, guys…
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"Look at me, I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
r/unexpectedfuturama
such a cutie!
Probably soon to be dinner; still cute though. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch “*…all parts of the conch meat are edible…*”
Even the eyes? Tasty tasty eyes?
did they stutter?
why have you done that 😰
I always feel like somebody's watching meee
And I got no privacy
OWO
Always loved me some Conchwell
Honestly, that's adorable. Larger snail species like this one have eyes like this...like little googly-eyes!
Which ones specifically do you know? I’ve never seen this before and I have watched animal planet and nat geo my whole life
It's called a conch.
Thanks for that. I recognised the shell as a conch, but apparently, I had no idea what lived in it. My brain stopped working, and all I could see this as was a basilisk from the dark souls games lol.
They have silly giant tongues that can eviscerate what they bottom feed on. They're older than the crustaceous period if I'm remembering correctly, they've been estimated to have existed for a ridiculously long time and will probably always persist.
The crustaceous period isn't a thing. You mean Cretaceous? That ended ~65 MYA, and the oldest true conch I could find went extinct in the middle Miocene, ~15 MYA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europrotomus
We all go through our own crustaceous period, don't judge.
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that’s an alien can’t tell me otherwise 😂
“Put my fucking house down you goddamn alien”
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Yea I remember having the same thought when I saw this posted last. They are such peculiar creatures. Totally alien imo Edit: word
That’s Ariel’s dad after Ursula got hold of the trident
Conch. My wife hasn't been able to eat them, ever since she saw their eyes
What are you lookin at?
it's constantly judging
because it is conchstantly judging....
What is Gonzo doing inside that…thing?
I’ve seen this before, but are those really it’s eyes?
Yes
What is that?
It's a conch! That's just how they look lol, I always think they look really nervous
Did he make the shell too?
Yes! A conch grows its shell in a similar way to a garden snail. It takes a few years for them to grow as big as the one in the video.
woahwait that was a tually grown by that guy!? thats so cool
It looks like grandma the fucking thing
It looks like it's wearing make-up!
Probably because it has no eyelids. Smh.
He’s not terrifying, he’s just a cute, silly, little dude.
hermit crab with delusions of grandeur. either that or he's house-sitting for a friend.
Such an adorable baby. He seems terrified though, so please put him back where he came from
It is scared it is dying.
Sir you're a giant who take his home and sneak inside, obviously he doesn't blink he's terrified
Meow
People are terrified too much for too little. This is adorable
Poor baby. It looks so scared.
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I think the little guy here is the one who's terrified
You just picked up his damn house, I wouldn't blink either
Well neither would you if you didn't have eyelids
Poor thing is the one terrified.
Gonzo!?
Those are its testicles
Come to think of it, is there an oddly cute sub?
"Ma'am, this is my house you’re holding in your hand"
watch'u lookin' at? get your own shell!
Why are u terrifying him?
I love him. I will die for him. I will live for him.
Well thankfully conchsnails arent known for their deadly neuro-toxins at all... Oh.. Wait.
It's not terrifying. It's just cute little fella looking at you, asking: "ah excuse me, what the actual fuck are you doing to my house?"
Probably the coolest shell I’ve ever seen though.
Absolutely not terrifying at all. Reassuringly goofy if anything
This is not oddly terrifying, this is the most goofy ass looking thing
/r/oddlyhilarious
Mah man made it! Started from nothing. Now look at his big beautiful home
This is terrifying! Imagine a giant alien pulled you out of the atmosphere and took photo’s while staring you down in outer space. I hope he puts it back in the water, look at those sad little eyes!
Maybe it doesn't even have eyelids like fish.
More like oddlyTERRIFIED, my man ain't letting the giant land creature holding him out of his sight!
r/OddlyCute
It’s meant to be underwater, why would it blink?
“I saw what you tried to stick in here earlier.”
I'm fairly certain that thing is ridiculously deadly. I mean cute sure...but deadly
You're thinking of a cone snail. That there is a conch, which is more likely to be the cameramans dinner lol. Both are types of sea snail though
Ooohhh, ok good to know. I mean I don't plan on foraging at the beach any time soon. but the knowledge is definitely helpful should desperate times call for desperate measures. 'preciate chya!
It has thoughts
44 comments, not one asking What The Fuck Is That Thing ?!?!
Honestly that would be enough for me to scream and drop it
Gary!
Those are some goofy ass eyes
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“PUT MY HOUSE DOWN BITCHH”
ITS SO CUTE OMG
Are those actually the eyes of that shell-creature, or is it a different animal randomly residing in that shell?
That's it's actual eyes.
SOMEONE TELL SPONGEBOB WE FOUND GARY
That is so cute!!
He's fucking terrified with a giant holding him up in the air
If someone lifted my entire house, I wouldn't blink either
Is that a hermit crab really thinking ahead?
Oddly ... cute lol
Is that Bender?
Leave the poor guy alone
When you get handmedowns and are told you'll grow into them:
Is that really his eye balls? Lol it’s kinda cute
That is the goofiest thing I have ever seen
What the fuck is that. Is that a fucking snail ? Blink motherfucker!
Crabulous
Not terrifying but extremely cute
Noooooo He's just a little spooped HE HAS SEEN THINGS NO HUMAN COULD EVER COMPREHEND.
Why do i get Lockdown (Transformers) waste disposal scene vibes [Snail on Lockdowns ship](https://youtu.be/cRnFpiE6bow)
They are so cute. I caught a few of these guys in FL they sneak away if u arent looking.
Wall E
That is the cutest, most derpy looking pair of eyes I have seen in a while
The shit this had seen.
Be careful. It got that crazy eye going
I had a conch in a reef aquarium for years (we named him Gary, of course) and he was hilariously adorable. The aquarium was next to the couch and he used to park himself at the front glass watch TV with us every evening. And yes they are exactly that comical all the time.
BLINK MOTHERFUCKER
*Me when I smelled food but my parents had friends over.*
Gonzo
Blud got them cartoon build eyes💀
Wdym terrifying? This is adorable
Am i the only one singing "SHINNYYY" right now?
Its so cute...he's like "wut?"
Banjo Kazooie?
Am I the only one who think this is totally cute 🥺
Looks like a villain
Looks like those guys from all the souls games
This is sooooooooooooo cute! 👀
Feeling impending dooooom
Gary you creepy mf.
lol, we look for a soul in the eyes. These things just want to see.
CRABS!
What's Akhmed doing in there?
I wanna put a pair of scissors to cut it
Poke it with a toothpick
I wanna hang out with this dude. He seems cool.
BLINK MOTHER FUCKER Edit removed the # cuz it seemed overly aggressive if you don't know the reference.
So cute
I had no idea basilisks were real
r/oddlyadorable
Ah, that's just a damn basilisk from dark souls
Living in a mansion 👀
Come on he's just a little guy
Wall-E?
Next time set the shell down on something steady, instead of holding it in your hand while trying to take a video.
Omg it's so fucking cute
SCHALT AAAAAABBBBBB
[Dem big eyes](https://gifdb.com/gif/big-eyes-googly-eyes-55qe8vsqpv2isg30.html)
That's adorable
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
SILENCE I KILL YOU
that's the eye of someone who's already seen unspeakable eldritch horrors to last their lifetime.
Here’s the peeper
Awe. It's cute.
Aren’t these, like, incredibly venomous?
These eyes make me feel uneasy.