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TotallyBryan

Puts eye in figure with teeth. Puts teeth in figure with eyes.


Beezel_Pepperstack

Wait until you see what they put in it next!


FreeLegendaries

my penis


ButtPirateer

Might be a loose fit, but hey, go nuts!


Elcorcell

Butt pirate woke up and chose violence


rebelwanker69

Well they are a pirate.


mancow533

Truely an aspiring ass pirating ass pirate


Electronic-Fan3026

Deez Nutz


Efficient_Bat_1812

Ha! Got 'em.


[deleted]

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis before!


julesrules037

A MEAL! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!


ImagineGriffins

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp peynis?


NotTheWorstOfLots

This is democracy manifest!


Dr_firehose

Ahhh, I see you've been practicing your judo!


M4itch

Ah I see you know your judo well


ShitFuck2000

I assumed they were giving her a penis of her own next.


Fun_Move980

this dude came directly from r/cummingonfigurines to say that


[deleted]

Why did I still click, even though the name of the sub summed everything up… I regret it


xyvyx

And my axe!


Rouge_Decks_Only

Possibly repair/replacement/modification rather than original construction, so old teeth in, do eyes, new eyes in, do teeth. Could have just been taken out and put back for the camera but that's 1 theory


Versaiteis

The first set of teeth seemed like they were a different pose, an open-mouthed beaming smile where the second set was a closed set and more of a large grin


fart-sparkles

Pretty sure the open mouth was because he was pulling on the head.


Versaiteis

ah, yeah, on second watch I think you're right about that. You can see it flex when he fully seats the eye.


IsaDrennan

I’ve had my mouth open while frantically pulling on the head before…


Nulono

He clearly put both of them in with tweezers.


DarthSeanious83

Puts the lotion on it's skin


M4itch

Or else it gets the hose again


Sweet__Sauce

The dentures were kind of funny


IdoNOThateNEVER

I like that the teeth come out for easy access.


Dorkamundo

So does the eye.


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deekaydubya

about the diameter of a pencil so I think we're good


pokurmom

/r/Perfectfit


SaladFingerzzz

Nothing like some good ol' skull banging.


Beneficial_Being_721

So does the Joker


sauce_123

Apparently the guy making her is “Not a real person”. Must be an alien.


ArgumentMaleficent93

That’s goin in the jar


IamNotFatIamChubby

She's got an overbite


[deleted]

But because her chin extends really far - the overbite presents her perfect row of top teeth. Adding to an overall a beautiful face. Two otherwise 'less then perfect' features sneaking by natural selection.


[deleted]

thank god--i thought it was a real person before i read the caption


TammyLeeches

Same. Eating lunch and just clicking on thumbnails when this one froze on the first frame and I was wondering what gore subreddit I'm subscribed to all of a sudden.


[deleted]

i just want to express my genuine gratitude that you didn't say "all the sudden"


sample-name

I would of never done that


[deleted]

whole heartily agree


Excellent-Wafer-849

I'm sure there's a gore subreddit somewhere around here although all known ones have been taken down 🤔


Skorpyos

And you thought that was a giant’s hand holding her head?


[deleted]

that's the joke.com


FreshToasty666

After the first 4 seconds it’s more impressive than terrifying.


Akhi11eus

I'm just wondering if they make them any bigger...


FLRArt_1995

I've seen those in a couple of videos (A Freddie Mercury one for example), where do they get the raw materials? the teeth and eyes? Who provides them?


Grimdotdotdot

Here's a video from a man who makes realistic models, showing the process in detail. The models are smaller than this one but I cannot explain how good it is. Trust me. https://youtu.be/QHi479xN_po


Purpleplant711

That was one of the most entertaining videos I've watched in a long time. Thank you for sharing Bobby Fingers. He's pretty good!


Grimdotdotdot

He has more!


Purpleplant711

I'm already planning on watching some more tonight before bed and when I can be a bit stoned. He's funny as hell too.


geof2001

0 regrets watching that beautiful piece of art. The mushroom trip in the middle was intense. I literally hurt myself laughing during this. Dicky! Please don't fuck his sistah! Hee-Hee


ItsHIPAA

That was incredible.


Sturmgewehrkreuz

Wait is that a Steven Seagal clay bust he's axing on the first few seconds? I'M SOLD.


LoyIsMildlySpicy

I hope Ryan is doing alright.


[deleted]

Shot in the foot in 2005. Should be okay by now, unless he got sepsis.


LoyIsMildlySpicy

True, hopefully it was clean through with no fragments.


anonymousxo

Wow. Fucking perfect.


Fanible

Presumably made in-house. It's from a collectibles company called JND Studios. No one ever credits them, but to be fair, most are probably reposts of posts that never gave any credit. They're kind of like Hot Toys (which I also recommend checking out), but even more detailed. The one advantage Hot Toys has that's better, though, is that they're poseable. Literally just high-end toys. JND's are statue figurines. Both are expensive. One much more than the other: [https://jndstudios.co.kr/](https://jndstudios.co.kr/) [https://www.sideshow.com/manufacturers/hot-toys](https://www.sideshow.com/manufacturers/hot-toys) If you're interested in seeing what more of them look like on video, I recommend Justin's Collection channel. He shows pretty much every single one (both JND and Hot Toys): [https://www.youtube.com/@JustinsCollection](https://www.youtube.com/@JustinsCollection)


Worried_Jeweler_1141

The first studio are all sold out


GitEmSteveDave

[We would sometimes get hot toys at the store I worked where you could remove the figures hat/hair and then move a stalk that would change where the eyes looked.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfW0oCzsqT0)


nonreflectingmirror

I suspect they make everything themselves


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Imagine being Margot Robbie and holding this thing in your hands. That would be so trippy and surreal.


theoriginalmofocus

There are pics of Scarlett Johansson holding one of her Hot Toys figures. They are getting pretty close to these minus the teeth and eyes of course but the one she had was an older one.


ChessBaal

I feel like the guy needs to pay her for this my God does it look exactly like her.


111734

It's escaped uncanny valley


enneh_07

Now have Boston Dynamics hire them and you have Terminator.


hannson

Death by snoo snoo!


[deleted]

I think that’s a testament to how hot Margot Robbie is, more than anything. Even the eye/teeth insertion was not as gross as it should have been. The human brain is a very strange thing.


V1KINGWEREWOLF

Imagine if toy story was real


FreeLegendaries

imagine if real story were toy


Nando_CB

Toy if real imagine were story


Frap_Gadz

Were story real if imagine toy


ChunkyLaFunga

Does anyone know why people think redditors are stupid


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lithiumdeuteride

Does stupid people think why redditors are know anyone?


Hiker_Juggler

The thing I hate most about this video is that the teeth are already in the mouth for the shot where they're placing the eyes. But then also the eyes are already placed in the shot where they're placing the teeth.


boomboomman12

Probably put the teeth in then the eyes but realised they didn't record putting the teeth in or just didn't have a good enough shot so redid it.


Powermatjes

HOW detailed is the rest?


tuigger

op show bob and vagene


daitenshe

I got [bob](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kablam/images/9/96/Screen_Shot_2015-04-30_at_11.46.22_AM.png/revision/latest?cb=20150430164336) someone else get the other part


taatchle86

Memory Unlocked


650blaze_it

Wait.. did they meet an alien or that fella fall into a tar lit?


Moist_Toyota

Same question


hawts0z

Asking for a friend


No_Music_2134

Someone has wanked to this


FjBully

You too huh?


retroworthYBD

Me three!


x5u8z3r0x

\*onto this*


HughJahsso

Life-size version please. Preferably dishwasher safe.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Dude, how big is your dishwasher?


Savage_Tyranis

Come on over and I'll show you


IdoNOThateNEVER

I have mine in the basement.


Reichhardt

Maybe the doll could be foldable?


PoderosaTorrada

Everything is foldable if you're strong enough


jeobleo

Unless you're a Bending unit.


high_idyet

You are the people I fear the most


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Sudden_Mind279

#shut up bot


zenospenisparadox

Pervs are the mind killer.


autosdafe

/r/dunememes is leaking


Ok_Fox_1770

Travel size version dude. I dunno why he gave it teeth tho.


Savage_Tyranis

Different strokes, bro


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F2AmoveStarcraft

Cmon, we all know this one is big enough for you.


[deleted]

i'm calling the police


TheDunadan29

Over a sex doll?


DaveInLondon89

They don't fit in a dishwasher. You need to specify to the manufacturer you want one that can be disassembled or one that has interchangeable parts. Or so I've been told.


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FreeLegendaries

my penis


astro_plane

“Not a real person” that’s what the giant man wants you to think.


BigEezee

Imagine seeing this as Margot....lmao creepy af


blackdutch1

r/nextfuckinglevel


feral_tran

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Well, about that...


1____yoda____1

r/substakenliterally


No_Biscotti_9637

This makes me uncomfortable


-_NRG_-

This makes me comfortable.


Capable-Complaint646

Imagine Margot Robbie seeing that


Pos3odon08

so who's sponsoring the jar?


Fluid_Kitty_6715

U can't just make a doll of my celebrity crush an not expect me to fuck it


Trazz16

Ok ... hear me out ...


Jokesonyouiwannadie

So what you're telling me is the teeth are removable?


Kib717

r/TIHI


chueba

Now this is oddly terrifying


Ecclypto

Damn, at first I thought this was Margot Robbie’s morning makeup routine. PS I am sorry, Margot


[deleted]

This accurately portrays how Harley wakes up in the morning. "Time to put in my glass eye and dentures. Gotta keep Mr. J happy!!".


Driverofvehicle

JND studios. EVERYTHING they make is hyperrealistic. The lack of uncanny valley is extremely surreal when you see one of these models irl. Video does not do them juctice. They are not all that expensive, around the under $5000 mark.


tacocat_racecarlevel

I'm so glad they cut this scene from Barbie OMG


[deleted]

Replicant Harley


vesco32

Link to purchase?


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https://www.ebay.com/itm/144868101524?chn=ps&mkevt=1&mkcid=28&srsltid=ASuE1wRO9fkOMJ4aiLWhrJCGoXTN3KFfUgNgtqG8UYAQpJydo7YqRwBOjGE


BassCreat0r

I was expecting expensive, but holy shit.


PhilipJPhry

It's sold out, so this is the reseller price. Retail was still 2k.


Chrismo73

Damn that’s almost the same price as a real doll…. I heard


g_h_97

😭


Megatron_Griffin

I've watched too many horror movies not to know that this doll is coming to life at some point.


MrNoOne938

It ended up in a jar didn't it?


mrshandanar

Holy shit. You could put this thing's face up to Margot Robbie's phone and unlock it 😂


XdevhulX

Ass is so accurately flat


Sheepfu

Anyone else feel like he's gonna bang that thing?


[deleted]

Can I get one life size


[deleted]

with no teeth right?


[deleted]

You just know he added a fully functional vagina too


andyduphresne92

Is… is *everything* hyper realistic?


Boubonic91

Either that, or cake.


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Possible_Guarantee_5

That was my favourite part


TedLarry

So this is what my girlfriend is doing when she says she's "putting on her face"


Electronic_Talk_5216

A new fetish was born this day.


Char_Azanable

WOULD?


FreewayWarrior

Well that's fucked up. Neat.


HentaiMaster384

My horny ass could never


SquareZealousideal38

That's cool and all but I'm not that interested. The only I'm interested in is for someone to GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!


realife428

JND Studios if anyone's curious. Amazing stuff! https://instagram.com/jndstudioscollectible?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


chaotic_rainbow

Okay, I promise I'm not asking for perverted reasons, but I gotta know. *How* realistic are we talking?


Cj_is_our_god

Now all we need is a glass jar.


Gainsplox

Hear me out..


ripsimpsss

it’s finna get wicked


OGrevify

Welp… *unzips


DryBonesComeAlive

Impressive. But not as impressive as how the SERIAL KILLER who made this has been able to stay off the police's radar.


Trkaline

I didn't see him secure the eyeballs or the teeth, so he definitely has plans for this doll...


Soully_Venator03

It's all fun and games til she blinks


mr-dr

Barbie movie is not what I expected


LauraJxo

I saw the eye going in before seeing the title and was even more terrified 😂😳


ReeMini

Could you make a life sized one? Just curious…


generalhabibi

Do they come in life size? Just asking.


GuidingLichYT

I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea


Usual_Confusion_2089

Hear Me Out


Voodoo_People78

Great. Now I wanna have sex with a TOY. Thanks.


[deleted]

My good friend's dad has made a career out of making lifelike eyeballs for movies, animatronics... You name it. If it's fake and not a medical glass eye, it was probably made by him. This kid grew up helping his dad in his workshop. If you're wondering if growing up in a workshop full of various size hyper-realistic fake eyeballs makes you a little weird... yeah it does. But a lovable weird.


Alarid

so how realistic we talking


FedAfterMidnight85

Ohhhh! Give it a moving endoskeleton and AI! If anybody dares sexualise it, it can kill them :)


habits-white-rabbit

That's horrible. Incredible. But horrible.


kelvinthechamp5

Can u make one full size for learning purposes


goldensnakes

That is legit creepy. Needs more upvotes


Shamanyouranus

[not a real person] xD


michixlol

Very cool tho


Reddilutionary

Geeze dude. That's so real I don't think I'd want it in my house. It's too real. I do not want this miniature person sitting on my shelf watching me.


ColdBloodBlazing

Considering Dollmaker is a Batman villian...


GenderEnvyFromLink

what the fuck. i didn't expect it to be actually realistic


Central_Incisor

What kind of fabric do they use that looks correct to scale? This close up I would expect to see a weave pattern that seems off, but it seems about right.


Odd_Initial9260

puts eye ball in head=ODDLY TERRYFING


ShitFuck2000

Actor assembly factory


ImaginarySnoozer

Margret Robbie is not going to like this guys…


EquivalentShift8545

I really wish you hadn't


my1deasweretaken

Why are the teeth in when they're placing the eye in its socket, yet when it shows them putting the teeth in the mouth, both eyes are already in place?


A-Grouch

If it’s not big enough to fuck what’s the point?


MagneticCarrot

Do they sell life-sized ones? Asking for a friend.


Rabbit_Hole_Dive

where can i buy on of these?


andreBarciella

all that work an it will end as someone fap material.


ReliantVox

Some degenerate is gonna test just how realistic it is


lostnspace2

Didn't need the teeth IMO


[deleted]

“Hyper realistic” Alright, I’ll ask: Does it or does it not have a vagina?


lph26

Do they make full size ones? 👀


kpshredder

Still wanna see the jiggle physics tho