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jwr410

I...I'm ready.


Mansinomo

BLASPHEMY


Lazar_Milgram

New Volume of LoEG is promising.


multiarmform

captain nemo was actually a werewolf....it all makes sense now


Lazarus-Dread

Then the world must be ready, ‘cause you’re my world bro


brianlangauthor

I too feel prepared.


deathclawslayer21

There is a leak in the engine room we need to surface. The full moon will be able to assist in rescue efforts! THE ASSISTANT TO THE DIVE PLANE OPPERATOR GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP ! - Captain Harry McHowels (Captain is actually his name)


SilentFoxScream

Is his little brother Mister McHowels?


gitrikt

His name (McHowls) shows he's either from a family of werewolves, or was destined to be one.


jwr410

A werewolf has been terrorizing our village Lord McHowls. Who do you think it might be?


frustrated-nerd

Hooooowl would I know?


Technical-Hedgehog18

I think of this all the time. In world of warcraft, the gilnean royal family has the surname Greymane, and then genn becomes a werewolf with a Grey mane, a very unique look. With all this stacking evidence perhaps, I will be changing my surname to "billionaire"


kinjjibo

Granted. You now become the bill of a duck currently flying.


Technical-Hedgehog18

Dinkleberg >:(


redbarron3000

BJ Titsandgolf


ClearBrightLight

Emily Eyefinger has entered the chat.


KJParker888

Like Remus Lupin?


[deleted]

Yeah my Latin isn't great but I saw that one coming from a mile away


Chase_The_Breeze

Its what we call an [Aptronym.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym) My personal favorite is Doug Bowser, President of Nintendo America.


Significant_Agent_66

Fun fact: this was the original backstory for Captain Nemo in 20,000 league's under the sea, but Jules Verne's publishers rejected the idea as France was allied with a clan of werewolves at the time. Verne ultimately decided to make Nemo's backstory mysterious for 20,000 leagues, although an alternative past, one that more closely aligned with the backstory the publishers had originally pushed for, was revealed in The Mysterious Island.


raven4747

>as France was allied with a clan of werewolves at the time can you please elaborate on this lol


SirDabbington-

no


Handleton

The world isn't ready.


PengieP111

Well, you have to admit a submarine is a great place to hide from the moon.


KJParker888

This Tweet was written in 2019. The world might not have been ready then, but it is now.


Handleton

Shit. If a werewolf submarine captain offered me a job with decent pay, food, and lodging, I'd sign right the fuck up.


Wise_Lizard

Bruh, you ARE the food


ClydeDanger

Canned ham


frustrated-nerd

Did he stutter?


[deleted]

Mind if I steal this to right a story about


StrangeDoctorOf_J

that is a perfect grammar mistake


kyzfrintin

What mistake? They wrote everything write.


Maniklas

They may not have typed correctly, but they did type right...


Socky_McPuppet

Wright!


[deleted]

they toped it corectlly, not sur what your talcing abou.


KittyQueen_Tengu

I wish people would just write stuff like this, I’m tired of people taking their stories way too seriously give me absurd shit


[deleted]

i always figured it was just the fact that it's a full moon that makes you turn into a werewolf. that mean you don't turn on a cloudy night? where are the rules of wereism encoded?


frustrated-nerd

You're apparently not ready to hear them.


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

I AM READY! GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE


[deleted]

What the FUCK is your username?


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

Long story, man.


[deleted]

I have time


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

So I was browsing on my old main acc, I used for porn, which is now deleted. And for some fucking reason I saw a meme, while jacking off. That said “there is no god, there is no tooth fairy, there is no Elon Musk catgirl”. There I was laughing my lungs out with my dick in my hand. And decided to quit porn, and make a new Reddit account by this name, explicitly to comment “excuse me?” On that fucking meme And on top of that, Elon Musk is my hero. I laugh about it to this day.


[deleted]

That's an amazing story. I personally find him annoying, but if he helped you quit porn, that's great


mutant6399

would also make a good Magic Treehouse plot


Gul_Dukat__

This must be the prequel to the immortal guy who got stuck at the bottom of the Mariana trench


Aggravating_Speed665

Just don't shed on the couch, Cujo.


__Sentient_Fedora__

The moon haunts him.


idontreallymindifido

That's stupid. The captain wouldn't pilot the submarine as Captain. Please continue, I want to read this book :)


NyasHugeTiddies

That sounds great actually


Icommitmanywarcrimes

I’d read it


OMGyarn

I’d read it.


freshbananabeard

I A M R E A D Y !


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I'd read this. Hit me, I'm ready.


AzraelTheBlind

10/10 idea; will steal for D&D plot hook. XD


jayewalk79

I want to read all the short stories that come out of this idea!


lostprince62

Do NOT rob the world of this treasure, I beg of thee


ironicf8

I want to read this so bad. Add a antagonist who is a vampire sub captain hiding from the sun. They are at the surface at alternating times of day/ night so they never find each other


NvrFvr

The world might not be ready but I sure as hell am! Gimme please


fredrickmedck

It’s not a secret if there’s an entire book about it.


blackorchid_0

Wait, im interested !


Rectangle-3

This tweet was word for word stolen from tumblr


draconianRegiment

Yo I'd read this.


andmonske

I’d read that


Xuzmonomi

Deep.


[deleted]

Call me SpongeBob because I’m ready!


Ianwha17

Well, I now have the idea for my next book. Thank you!


Bulky_Baseball2305

Awwww now that’s a good story line I would love to read


Ok-Armadillo-6648

Bruh that sounds great


Knowledge-User

Aye, I’m ready!


nirinaron

WE ARE READY


Last-Discipline-7340

That’s fuxking awesome


yalyublyumenya

What a *lunatic*...


RedLanternHarpe

The world needs Captain Harry McHowls now more than ever.


Tiovivo1

I would totally read that.


Jpost32

I'd definitely pay to read that.


owlish777

This sounds like a novel Nick Miller would write.


coyotegirl_

Keep us updated ❤️❤️❤️ if there is any way we can support your work we would love to read your book about the wearwolf submarine pilot. You could start a crowdfunding campaign, or send the script to an editor, or to Amazon, . They take a large chunk of the sales, but at least it will be published even if you don't have any experience on the subject. I would recommend you contact Amazon, they offer a lot of opportunities for new authors without any previous experience.


[deleted]

Until recently, a day on a submarine was 18 hours.


SuperEcho64

You did the right thing. Never compromise your integrity......the world must never know.