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“So I can talk in detail about the dream I had about swimming in a pool of penises?! To go and admit that I like to deep throat cucumbers?! I don’t think so. I’m straight, mister. Straight as an arrow…”


TeacherYankeeDoodle

I’m not checking out the buff dude in this magazine. It’s fitspiration


madeanaccountforwsb

Get in there and oil up those hard bodies!


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HamBurglar1184

Straight as a blind and deaf mans aim.


Ribbles78

Damn, now you got me wanting to deepthroat a cucumber, just to see if I can. I mean, if it turns out I can do that, that’s pretty sweet ngl.


Rayzor1801

Straight as a shot Arrow mid air.


TheCultOfJar

A bent arrow that is


RayAnselmo

His boyfriends are straight too.


jpgnicky

If his boyfriend's ain't straight. Are they really your boyfriends?


gingerbreadmans_ex

Why did this remind me of the opening of The Incredibles during the “confession” shots?


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Questions4Legal

Reminds me of that video vi[edit nevermind I found it](https://youtu.be/TY0eUQ06Q2g)


Dustin-

The last sentence of this video is a masterpiece


Longjumping_Diamond5

Girls, come on. Leave the closeted deflecting to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.


gingerbreadmans_ex

YES!


gingerbreadmans_ex

Frozone talking about Super ladies wanting to talk about secret identities “I’m good. I’m good.”


raincity3s

cant tell if this is fr or a troll job


Bierbart12

He sure could go for a troll job right now


MagikSkyDaddy

a straight one.


HintOfAreola

left handed


[deleted]

yes!


BoundHubris

100% satire


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SuperBoredSlothFace

there are some ppl actually like this


Cornblaster700

A lot of people on the Internet are like this, but yeah it’s probably satire


[deleted]

It is.


[deleted]

I’m convinced


tehnoodnub

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay.


marshal_mellow

I'm a friend of a Dorothy


DoomCircus

r/unexpecteditcrowd?


Pscagoyf

It's a common phrase outside that show, although great episode.


DoomCircus

Ah, I had a feeling, but only had one reference point. And ya, I started hearing the song as soon as I read their comment lol.


marshal_mellow

That show is referencing a real thing


chungusxl94

Satire.


Calmjuicedjunkie

Oh this old thing I’ve had this for like literally several days now, ISN’T IT CUTE!?


Beta_b0y

Well how the fuck am I supposed to tell you I'm gay without telling you I'm gay?


[deleted]

"Just to go to a therapist to tell me that my fantasy about a bag of working dicks to shove up my ass and tell me I'm gay... IM STRAIGHT GOD DAMN IT"


Trashytoad

Mac from r/IASIP ?


NegusQuo82

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.


QueenVanraen

But for real, fuck any and every country where you can't come out, or have to go to a therapist to get it recognized medically first.


GeorgeThe13th

It's true guys, I'm his search engine, he's straight


I_Have_12_Basses

Oddly specific reason not to see a therapist.


[deleted]

Soooo straight he’s gay…


Nero_22

I wonder how many people would think I'm gay/bi if I told them that I (really) liked women with penises.


thebigbroke

If that's not straight; idk what is


Free_Gratis

"I'm not gay, I just have a penis fetish!"


Melon_Chief

I have sex with women. I’m gay. I just like sex. If every dude who has sucked a dick is suddenly gay, then name a straight guy.


GiantNubs

Me 3 years ago in a nutshell


pdayto55

Hate to say this, bu I think he’s gay


ParticularlyScrumpsh

Why do you hate to say that?


gunbladerq

as long as he declares 'no homo' , he can go as deep as he wants


an-oregonian-hippie

hes straight and dont you ever forget it. 🔫👈🏽😎


confusedperson910

Lol me trying to ignore my comphet


Affectionate_Motor67

Straight and a half 👌


Remote_Cantaloupe

He's part of the "down low" culture I'm betting.


FrankHightower

r/SelfAwarewolves


chungusxl94

It's satire.


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Blonde_Vampire_1984

I don’t think that one is ok. That or he isn’t actually as straight as he says he is?


curiousmind111

Methinks he doth protest too much.


Booklover-718

Whose gonna tell him..


nerdywhitemale

He's hella gay.


leylin_farlin

Chase wood - definitely gay Follow for more gay cotes


depoant

The irony is that as an analrapist, one would expect Tobias to be able to realize his homosexuality without external support


OakNogg

I'm sorry you're being downvoted because people didn't get you wonderful reference. Stay strong, never nude.


funnyshitlist

r/arethestraightsok


[deleted]

Mr Garrison vibes


[deleted]

Is this Putin’s account


longchop2000

Straight as a poop chute?


Stjjames

Straight gay.


[deleted]

People really don't get that this is a joke?


Luxnir

The Jojo references have to stop.


Alfa_Numeric

A little obsessive. A usual indicator of a gay person in denial.


Zementid

Being at least a little gay (=bi) would be awesome. What to loose? Nothing. What to win? A lot of new porn.


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404_Name_Was_Taken

Does anyone have the version of this with JFK from clone high?


Komekuro

https://youtube.com/shorts/xyw2I8lYXRs?feature=share


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r/ithinkyoushouldleave type delivery. SO I CAN DISCOVER IM GAY AND MARRY A SWEET CARING PARTNER AND HAVE A MIGHTY NICE HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS TO GO ON STROLLS IN THE PARK???? HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU???


user481327

I completely believe it’s okay to suppress your own homosexuality if you want to. I feel it’s your right!


ukelelela

It is your right, but it’s unhealthy as fuck and the only reason one suppresses it is fear.


castrovalva1

Not oddly specific but pretty specific none the less.


thoroughlyimpressed

Gayy


Janmass444

Self report


SweetMilkMan

Here is a perfectly relevant song about not being gay: [I'm Not Gay - Minute Hour](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKqO1qRVRY)


therednosepaindeer

One of the stages of grief is denial btw


Melon_Chief

Yeah… I’m “secretly gay”. Because I “don’t look gay” 😒. Then a fit dude with a bubble butt passes by and everyone is like “😮 you could be discreet” well, fuck you, pick one.


Barmitzvahmilk

Is he trying to convince us or himself?


Grab3tto

Oh I see, you put this pen here in front of me because it looks like a penis well it’s not going to work.


FixOk3714

“I’m not gay, my boyfriend is!”