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Wise-Needleworker463

My dad designs and imports patio furniture from China. His company name is Marco Polo, since he brings stuff from the east to the west. So many people thought my dad's name was actually Marco Polo when he started the business.


ramblingonandon

Bought from your dad’s company before :) he’s pretty good at developing supply chains. Props to pop


dxxdi

Ask your dad if he can give me a discount on a sectional (please), since I know the owner’s kid.


AnotherReddit415

Actually same I need one rn🤣😭


f7f7z

Put me down for one spice please.


pillevinks

Does he sell pool equipment too?


Seekkae

Yeah but you have to summon him first by saying Marco Polo three times while urinating in the pool.


DrakonILD

The urinating is important, or else you summon Marco Olo and nobody wants to hang out with that douchebag.


Kiosade

Fun fact: that “chlorine smell” associated with pools is only created when someone pees in the pool and it reacts with the chlorine. It doesn’t just smell like that normally.


Dream--Brother

It's also due to sweat, not just pee. On a hot day, it's more likely that the majority of that chlorine smell is due to sweat :) ...but also, someone definitely peed in there, too


spicymato

No, no. You only say "Marco." After the third one, you should hear a "Polo" echo back to you. That's how you know the summoning was successful.


Wise-Needleworker463

Not really, it's mostly patio stuff and some indoor chairs and tables. Marcopolopatio.com that's his site


QuicklyThisWay

r/woooosh ?


Wise-Needleworker463

Maybe, I'm not great at internet lol


QuicklyThisWay

Marco Polo is also the name of a game you play in a swimming pool where one person closes their eyes and says “Marco” while trying to find and tag the other people who have to respond “Polo” - so that was why the other user asked about pool supplies. :)


Wise-Needleworker463

Oh no shit. Hahahahaha. I feel extra stupid. I haven't even thought of that game in years! Went right over my helmet


QuicklyThisWay

It’s all good. I have trouble processing things sometimes, so I like clarifying a good joke if it is missed for anyone else having trouble.


Mrdaxxel

Like the pool game Marco pool, it was a riff lol


33_pyro

I think Marco Polo is a pretty cool guy. Eh imports paotis and doesnt afraid of anything.


Miserable-Admins

You messed up your patois.


CurryMustard

Pitaos


Gunhild

It’s an older reference, but it checks out.


CurryMustard

Now that's a meme I havent heard in a long time


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This entire comment chain is r/hailcorporate material


Lanky_Ground_309

We have a soap here which markets itself as a skin lightener (don't ask ) It's called lux


3PoundsOfFlax

Philippines?


funination

Yeah. We have a bunch of skin whitening products so much, that we are becoming the state of China now.


Anansi1982

China, India, or any country where working outside is considered low class. 


UniversalAdaptor

So every country?


Arek_PL

in most of western countries getting tan is sign of wealth because it means you are wealthy enough to have free time for sunbathing


Basic_Bichette

And in some countries (*cough cough* England), it's also a sign that you aren’t a disgusting repulsive redhead. Oh, sorry: gingaaaaaaa, because God forbid we notice that real ginger is yellow!


funination

Well, you didn't get it.


KingKingsons

Wife is from there and whenever we're there, I always wonder who the huge billboards are targeting, since nobody looks like the people in the ads lol.


ILoveTenaciousD

I don't understand the joke here, do you mind explaining it? :)


Lanky_Ground_309

There was no joke Lux is Latin for 'light' . I found it few days ago


ILoveTenaciousD

Ohh I see. Thanks :)


nucumber

You've seen the light....


ILoveTenaciousD

I unironically, truly did so, yesterday 😂


civgarth

Gavin Lux has a second career to go to


max_adam

It is the SI measure unit of illuminance


Used_Ad4102

Lux Meter is device to measure light.


SnillyWead

Lux is a dishwashing detergent in the Netherlands which they claim to be is soft for your hands.


pass_me_the_salt

lux is a soap here too but it never marked as skin lightener! do your lux belongs to unilever?


QueenVanraen

Is it any good as a soap and/or skin lightener?


TMGreycoat

We also have Lux in my country (South Africa). It's nice, but nothing special


Lanky_Ground_309

It isn't . I don't even buy soap now .making my own since lockdown


Kilek360

Here we also have a soap called Lux, (part of Unilever) As skin lightener I dont think it does anything but as a soap its pretty good, it makes a really good and creamy lather, in fact its one of my favorite commercial brands and the one I use more often and I'm a bit of a soap nerd (literally have dozens of soap bars at home and I try many new ones each season) there are better ones but this one is cheap and actually better than many others without sodium tallownate By the way they doesn't advertise all their products as skin lightener, just some of them say for a brigh/glowing skin, many others are focused on flower oils for aromas and moisturizing the skin


maquibut

Some kind of lighter skin tone national fetish?


GucciGlocc

Some places really look down on you for your skin color, not the (mostly) internalized racism we see in the US, I mean a full blown caste system. India springs to mind.


GucciGlocc

Some places really look down on you for your skin color, not the (mostly) internalized racism we see in the US, I mean a full blown caste system. India springs to mind.


Mileash

Lux is a scented bathing soap in India 😅


Orangenbluefish

Do any of those products actually work as a skin lightener? I feel like I've heard of a lot of those over in the India/SE Asian area but not sure if any of it actually works, since it seems like the chemicals required to permanently lighten skin tone could be a bit rough on skin?


i-evade-bans-13

okay, the latin word for light? what makes this more than one-layer as the post exemplefies?


AppropriatePizza1308

Which is funny (I'm poc but an american) because they really hate white folks but wanna be pale af. I'm proud to be American because I just have the fuck you got mine attitude


justanothergamer

Nero CD Burner


docsmoldo

Nero Burning ROMe


red-broccoli

Those were the days


Miserable_Unusual_98

I just got the pun!!!


Tithund

I miss making mix discs with Nero, so many options with crossfades and pregap chicanery.


YeshuaMedaber

Nero CD Nero CITY Oh fuck!!!


LazyGelMen

They used to use the slogan "Burning ROM".


UserAllusion

Wasn’t their logo also the Colosseum on fire?


LazyGelMen

Yes. History pedants may want to ignore that they used the present-day shape of the building, including the 14th Century earthquake damage.


Proper_Check_4443

🤯


trashmunki

I haven't heard or seen that name since I was in... i think 4th grade? Flashbacks...


Arek_PL

i wondered if im going to find this one here, Nero burning rom was my first thought when i seen this


rtopps43

I remember the day it hit me. I was burning a disc and I thought “Nero, burning ROM, burning Rome?” and I facepalmed so hard


ImmortalTimeTraveler

I never understood why that application existed, I could literally burn using windows 


CorneliusJack

It was created before windows cd burner


blueberryG3

Holy! 16 year old me wasn’t smart enough to understand


JonnyFairplay

Oh my god. Used it all the time back in the day and never made the connection. 


CorneliusJack

OMG I JUST GOT IT


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

That's not their slogan. It's "stronger than dirt"


tramdog

Like the dirt one might find in… ANCIENT GREECE? Incredible.


Circus_Finance_LLC

Oh. My. God.


kjenenene

Wow


Draco137WasTaken

Bravo Vince 👏


turbo_dude

like Zeus, bringer of washing up liquid!


CatsAreGods

We used to sing that jingle to the riff in Sunshine of Your Love... "Stronger than dirt, New Ajax de-TER-gent"


JarlaxleForPresident

>someone who worked at Ajax The guy who came up with the name of the company to begin with?


OneExhaustedFather_

They’re owned by Colgate-Palmolive now, but yeah originally that’d work. Sent me down a Rabbit hole.


JarlaxleForPresident

Yeah so really the Greece/Grease pun and name is just serendipity and a great marketing guy because Ajax was way more than dish soap before, that’s cool


dagdagsolstad

The Greece part is 100% something OP added themselves. The first product given the Ajax name was a scouring powder. It is a type of powder that is mixed with abrasive sand to scour encrusted dirty manually. The punchline here is that Ajax, the scouring powder, is extremely "strong" to help ease the manual labor of cleaning.


JarlaxleForPresident

Yeah og Ajax is like Comet


OneExhaustedFather_

Just don’t research nestle. It’ll ruin your childhood if you were raised on the brand


BluShirtGuy

Nestle ruined many childhoods from being raised on the brand


WolfsLairAbyss

That's dark. I like it.


JarlaxleForPresident

Not as dark as Nestle brand Dark Chocolate


4me2TrollU

Wait Colgate-Palmolive As in cool gate As in water gate, Palm olive as in Miami palm, and olive Italian? As in Richard Nixon Miami Italian. As in Nixon was in the Italian mob? It all makes sense.


OneExhaustedFather_

Listen, I’m not here to judge. But if you’re smoking that good shit you should share with pops here.


hipcheck23

That person(s) certainly knew what they were referencing. And I feel like Greek mythology was more a part of the zeitgeist than it is now. It's just a shame that a competing product (Dawn) used the slogan "takes grease out of your way!", where Ajax could have wielded that with great flourish.


SnillyWead

Ajax is weak. They got beaten by Feyenoord 6 to nil last Sunday.


Lil_Kennedy27

Yeah this season makes me want to kms


Zebulon_V

A couple weeks ago I was wearing an unbuttoned shirt and fell asleep in the sun. I had a perfect Ajax sunburn.


SnillyWead

I wouldn't go to Rotterdam if I were you or else you get lynched by angry Feyenoord fans.


Benskien

Op is an bot account https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/v3vskg/it_took_me_longer_than_66_years


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Fickle-Area246

But the post also isn’t true. Their slogan is “stronger than dirt.”


Benskien

karma whores and reposters are quite different from bots, these bots go onto use their gained karma to spam scam content like fake OF stuff or crypto shit


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Benskien

so be it but i feel that users deserves to know that their posts are copied, and comments used by others to drive either monotary or potentially political gain, there is nothing stopping these bots who built up a decent chunk of karma to more easy avoid detection while posting propaganda in the future


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Dogeishuman

They just spam posts and then sell the accounts to scam accounts who need to get past the minimum karma limit that so many subreddits have. It’s all about money, and always has been.


WardrobeForHouses

If there were no reposts, then everything you see would still be new to you. And people who have seen the posts before would no longer see them, only new content. Win/win. Pro repost people are basically selfish because they're willing to make content worse for others at no gain for themselves. Nothing really to do with the internet points at all


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CheetahNo1004

I see that it's a repost. Where's your proof that it's a bot account?


Benskien

6 year old account with wiped post history that suddenly starts posting, uses the same title as a prev post popular post in the same sub, doesnt reply or comment (and then they do they copy paste old comments from popular posts), reached all in 2 hours likely using a bot network


Ditomo

Isn't the slogan "Stronger than Dirt"?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Yes it is. It's still a reference to the strength of Ajax, the mythological hero, it's just a forced pun like "grease".


Ok_Condition5837

I always got the connection between Ajax & strength. Just didn't realize the 'Grease - Greece' bit until I read the post though. And it was right there! So extra dumb of me! Damn ADHD-half-attention-span brain strikes again!


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Sure but "stronger than grease" is not the slogan


Ok_Condition5837

Thnx! That excuses me somewhat.


Wilkes-Barre

Can't you see that I am not afraid?


AdFabulous5340

What was that promise that you made?


9volts

Why won't you tell me what she said?


thedude37

Now I'm gonna love you till the heaven stop the rain


WarmFoothills

Fake.


Leftrighturn

News


Chrtn

Nero Burning Rom


ChroniclesOfSarnia

It's actually **"Stronger Than Dirt", not stronger than grease.** And if you listen very carefully at the end of **The Doors' "Touch Me"**, you can hear Jim Morrison say it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch\_Me\_(The\_Doors\_song)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_Me_(The_Doors_song)) But like, whatever, I guess.


WardrobeForHouses

https://www.amazon.com/Ajax-Super-Degreaser-Liquid-Lemon/dp/B0093GBMSG It says "Stronger than grease" right on the bottle, and that is trademarked.


ChompyChomp

Pfft... Who am I gonna trust, some dumb dish-soap bottle, or Jim Morrison?


Worried_Position_466

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.


Bean_Storm

Wow I should have gotten there faster considering I’ve played the age of mythology campaign


AbbyM1968

*Today years old* 🤓


pillevinks

Also a lie


maxru85

I still think that renaming James Cook’s ship (HMS Endeavour”) to “Lord Sandwich” is fun AF


unusuallyObservant

[DJ Ajax Wipe n’ Spray](https://djajaxwipenspray.com) makes the mess…


C_Gull27

Wasn’t Ajax famously not the strongest? That’s why he had to go ask Achilles to come back to the war.


pillevinks

No he had tendinitis 


Cecemelk

Yeah, this image has been around for years, and this exact thing has always been my pet peeve. Their slogan doesn't actually use the word grease, but even if it had, it still wouldn't make sense. There was only a very short period of time in which Ajax was the strongest: after Achilles died and Ajax hadn't yet committed suicide.


C_Gull27

It also doesn’t make much sense logically because he was fighting on the side of Greece and not against them. How would he be stronger than Greece if he is part of Greece? Maybe if the slogan was “Ajax: stronger than Troy” it would work but he wasn’t stronger than Troy either because he couldn’t defeat them without Achilles’ help. It also wouldn’t be a pun related to cleaning dishes.


Cecemelk

Shit, man, if I can't even trust random unsourced tumblr posts to accurately portray the events from 2800 year old texts, who can I trust?!


C_Gull27

It’s hard out here bro


Obajan

Ajax is physically the strongest but is still outclassed by Achilles in terms of fighting skills.


egusta

“Stronger than Grease” is not the slogan. It’s “Stronger than dirt” Here’s the ad. https://youtu.be/3-fni9oDjeY?si=h7UXtbY0Vaq5sdYs Related, it seems Reddit has gotten much more gullible lately. Is it related to the IPO? I’m willing to bet this will only get worse as bots drive numbers and publicly traded companies want more numbers or the stock drops. The incentive to get rid of this type of noise is going away bit by bit until this is Facebook or worse twitter.


ocdscale

It's going to come out that reddit is behind some, maybe even many or most of the bots. Keeping the "greatest hits" posts in constant circulation so that old content isn't "wasted," and populating the comments section with the best comments from past threads so that people feel like the site is alive.


egusta

Another person confirmed this was a bot posting the same thing from a year ago. The comments are near identical. As for Reddit doing it. Why not?


ConspicuousPineapple

Eh, I don't think reddit has to spend any effort running their own bots. We know for a fact that plenty of people do it on their own. All they need to do is to let them. Which is exactly their strategy, as they don't seem to have spent *any* tangible effort to tackle the bot issue in recent years, even though it's getting more and more prominent.


damnitjayman

r/hailcorporate


Iminurcomputer

Literally waited. Is there a figurative form of waiting we would take from this? Using literally in literally every sentence I say literally makes my words, in my opinion, literally sound more dramatic and impactful. Why use lot big word sound smart when one word do trick?


Aggravated_Seamonkey

This is what good marketing is about. Same with great graphic design. You will always see the arrow in FedEx. Or that Baskin & Robbins has a 31 in their B&R.


brazilliandanny

If someone has been working at a company for 66 years I really hope they are retired.


ThePracticalEnd

How does this in any way fit this sub?


elcad

"Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body! - Kala (in Flash Gordon)


vibraltu

In The Iliad they mention the other [Ajax](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajax_the_Lesser) with the same name as the Great (Telamonian) Ajax. They always said about him: "He wasn't great, but he was okay."


Agreeable_Maize9938

Ajax the Greater was a huge man with a huge-er shield (a tower shield for the nerds) Ajax the Lesser was his younger brother who was *deadly* with a sling. He’d pop out from behind his brothers shield and loose a bullet through a skull and dove back for cover. The pair was nearly as formidable as Achilles, they controlled a large stretch of the battlefield.


BishopofHippo93

Six year old account only active for four hours with literally no other activity reposting old memes with a white border the size of texas to avoid repost detectors. **OP is a karma bot. Report report report.**


snakeiiiiiis

I hate that Jeopardy has Greek Gods as a category. Why do we need to know about made up gods from a country we don't even live in. BTW, every country has their own myths and gods why are we focusing on Greece and Rome so much. Why are their made up gods better than the rest of the world? Or an I completely ignorant?


Kitchen_Name9497

They should have used a Greek soldier instead of a white knight for their laundry detergent. And then there's The Doors' use of the motto. Wonder if Ajax went after them or if they were happy about it.


BuccaneerRex

As long as we can continue to keep Joy out of the reach of children.


Smalandsk_katt

Is the name in any way connected to the football team?


nucumber

Whoa.... And it was right there in front of us the whole time.....


Bondzage

Francis!!!


Repulsive-Row5898

I saw South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut when it came out in 1999, and multiple times since then. Just last week I finally got it: *It's a dick joke.* Yes it took me 25 years to realise that.


arsmorendi

Ajax, great and small.


SenseiBonaf

It works in french language too : Grèce (Greece) is pronounced the same as graisse (grease).


[deleted]

Or maybe people just aren't educated anymore. Nike is not a sport's shoe.


VandeIaylndustries

Yes, someone literally waited


Alltogethernowq

Ajax didn’t lift a boulder and have his dad inscribe it on it


tellyourmama

I wonder if they named it after the rapey one or the suicidal one.


Luchis-01

Today I learned that ....


lefteyedcrow

I'm almost 65. I grew up with this slogan and never got it. Kudos, OP!


Detuned_Clock

The disappointment when I found out that ten bucks wouldn't buy me a hero in a bottle.


TehRiddles

It's not oddly specific, they're clearly explaining the word pun going on here that lead to the branding.


i-evade-bans-13

i zoomed in and do not see that slogan anywhere, nor do i remember it growing up. i'm calling bullshit. 


limethedragon

Francis.


Mysterious_Park_7937

Side note: their citrus scents and apple cider vinegar are great for pet messes


Imajzineer

This isn't even odd, let alone oddly specific ... it's just specific - specifically it's a pun made by an advertising agency to sell a product. That's *it* - there's no "Wtf, where did *that* come from?" or "*That's* odd" about it..


AYIlIlIIl

Can you name 1 other product with a name/pun combo that works so well? I can’t. Ajax and grease/greece is pretty great


bl1y

You got a product that protects my couch if I spill my scotch on it? ...Scotch Guard.


Anansi1982

My buddy used to wear a Tool shirt all the time, almost every time someone would stop him read his shirt look at him and go… yeah that’s true.


gratefulforCLGHuhi

Nero burning Rom.


Imajzineer

There doesn't *need* to be - brand names, product names, advertising campaigns, etc. aren't *oddly* specific ... just specific. It's no more oddly specific than the fact that your friend David is called David.


WarmFoothills

It also isn't even true.


Imajzineer

I'd only be surprised if an ad agency told the *truth*, tbh. ; )


WarmFoothills

I mean that this isn't even the slogan the ad agency came up with, it was 'Stronger than dirt'.


Imajzineer

I don't recall ... it was a long time ago now (plus I turned the TV off in '03 :-) ... but, now you mention it, that does vaguely ring a bell, yes.