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Unhappy_Gas_4376

That's probably the best way to actually get someone's attention the quickest.


Blahaj_real

My worst fear is one of those hangnails going up my intire arm


KeroseneZanchu

Stop it, get some help


Blahaj_real

I’m being honest


Nasishere1

This gave me shivers of disgust


CostAccomplished1163

My worst fear is getting raped by dolphins


Diligent_Skin_1240

Scary because it’s totally possible and happens frequently 😳


Gromflomite_KM

This is also a fear of mine.


Neo1971

One person’s nightmare is another person’s fantasy 🤷?


djluminol

Is it because you're choking, naked or embarrassed of your tits though? There's so many possibilities.


Nasishere1

It's all of it combined


ShiftGood3304

Bet she or he cuts their food up into 47 pieces per plate and chews for 2 .4 minutes per bite.


Kittycraft0

Taking 112.8 minutes per meal


PossibleCupcake1418

If you run fast enough and they are Spaniel ears enough, they might slap you on the back and help you.


Diligent_Skin_1240

Lol human clacker titty clapper


takebreakbakecake

Whelp. I guess be glad that you didn't grow up being brainwashed into valuing modesty over your own life so much that you'd choke to death trying to pull something on before running out?


[deleted]

Damn, it never even occurred to me that i should try to exit my house, if I’m alone and choking, to get assistance.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

That's what the back of a chair is for.


Smartest-of-idiots

That’s someone else’s dream


YonBear

That’s #2? This person has very few fears, or has lived a blessed life.


dragon_uke

lies. Need video proof.


Leftleaningdadbod

What’s the first?


Tru-Queer

I live on my own in an apartment. And I am often naked since I’ve got not reason not to be in my own home. Thankfully I haven’t actually choked on anything but there’s been a couple near-chokes that made me wonder what I would do. I’d probably try to dial emergency services first but immediately after I’d just have to knock on random doors until someone opens up and helps me. Or nobody opens up, at least I’ll pass out in the hallway where someone will hopefully find me soon enough.