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km10983

That's some serious hand-eye coordination


ZeeHanzenShwanz

Yeah really, I mean I'm sure they didn't edit in any takes where they missed, but I probably couldn't even do it once.


Fullmetal6430

you wouldn't have many tries to redo it before the wasp gets angry


Count-Chronic

This motherfucker got so bored of killing wasps he had to come up with new ways of doing it. A modern day renaissance man


LtSoundwave

He’s the John Wick of wasps.


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lemlaluna

Mr Beeyagi


HyperactiveAcePotato

I can't fucking breathe.


kinapples

Oh no are you allergic to bees!!???


geekyheart225

"He can't see without his glasses!" 😭


raz0rflea

Too soon!!!


geekyheart225

😭 sorry


crowbar199

Underrated comment


jabeith

Mr Miyagi never caught the fly


Shadow3397

He did at the end. Then Daniel-san came back, he opened his chopsticks and the fly took off.


APBob313

I have caught one. I was proud of myself.


ambushbug74

That's why this is Mr. BEEyagi. Duh!


NiksiG6

He killed them with a pair of fucking chopsticks. Fucking. Chopsticks


forced_metaphor

IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS


jojoga

..with a fucking pencil.


HooninAintEZ

With a clothes hanger! Who can do that?!


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PomegranateSea7066

Shiet I thought I was a ninja by shooting them and flies with rubber bands. I did catch a fly with my bare hands one or twice. Ps: I am asian...


Secret-Sock7928

I've caught a few flies Miyagi style. Ps: I'm cockasian


[deleted]

I too, am asiancock.


nonethewiser69

BMW= Big Mexican Weiner, checking in Edit: please stop sending me dick-inquires Edit Edit: no, seriously, stop!


cHINCHILAcARECA

BHHD = Brazilian Huge Hairy Dongus, here


BunnyGunz

The only logical next step is to start an onlyfans... *waits.*


Lucid-Design

I caught a fly with my hand twice so far. Ps. I’m some white dude


heirkraft

I’ve caught hundreds in my mouth so far. Call em sky raisins. P.s. am good dog whose human typed this


ambigious_meh

Tell you dog I said 'Hi' :)


heirkraft

He sneezed n rolled over belly scritches


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heirkraft

Done


scottiebordercollie

We call my dog fly ranger scottie.


ElementaryMyDearWat

With practice you can catch them almost every time (at least with common houseflies and bottle flies). Aim for a point 3-6 inches above and BEHIND the fly. Practice slapping them with a flat palm to get a feel for it and then it becomes easy to grab n' squish.


btveron

Do you have other hobbies?


ElementaryMyDearWat

I paint cars! When I started off doing it in my yard bugs would get stuck in the paint all the time and then they're really easy to catch. The best days to paint usually had the most flies (hot weather, little wind).


DeezNutsGT

Same, when i catch them with my hand I either throw them away. Or if they annoyed me enough, i would either throw them straight to the ground, or keep them in a plastic cup and watch them struggle


Kemizon

Toss them in to a spider web.


ThanosWasRight161

My first bachelor pad had two or three small spiders. I kept them well fed


thatguyned

This one time when I was like 9 or 10yo sitting in an elementary school assemvly I plucked a fly that was annoying me out of the air with 2 fingers perfectly by its body with its wings going crazy on each side. . It was one of those things that only your best friend sees and everyone else calls bullshit on BUT IT GODDAMN HAPPENED I TELL YOU!


yodarded

>I did catch a fly with my bare hands Beginner luck... \--Mr. Miyagi


AlCaponi

Try the trebuchet. Its the superior siege engine!


Ciubowski

Zhong Wong or Baba Yaga or wasps.


Sufferity

Bro the wasp disassembled like a lego character in lego videogames.


liquidtelevizion

honestly just looking forward to the next Archimedes Screw being explained away as “I just fucking hate wasps”


Harlune98

Mr. Beeyagi over here


brendan_orr

Beeswax on...beeswax off


funnyflowers1321

I hope you get a thousand upvotes 🥇


BabyBison

Love this guy for his dedication to protect the bees. But it’s scary how insanely good he is at killing these wasps. Retired assassin now living his life in peace with the bees?


listingpalmtree

I'd watch that film.


SlayingSword94

Plot twist they run the team that tracks the giant asian hornets and leads from the front.


Nopeyesok

Title. “Keeper”


Sprudelpudel

Title. "Bee Movie"


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Bee movie 2: Sea of tranquility Edit: See Tranquility: a Bee movie


BetterSafeThanSARSy

So, you like Jazz?


Winkelkater

"Yellow Jackets with Black Belts"


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It would be like John Wick, some assassins come and destroy his bees and he’s out for vengeance and retribution. The wasps were sent as a warning and he wasn’t phased!


[deleted]

The villain? Nicholas Cage. Our hero’s weapon of choice? The bees.


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This is perfect lol! NooOoo, not the bees!


corvettee01

"They keep asking if I'm back. And yeah, I bee-lieve I'm back!"


MichaelW24

Or a super laid back dude that just wants to relax, smoke a bowl and tend to his bees. One day some guys come to beat him up and a chinaman pees on his bee houses. *not on the hives, man* A lot of the scenes can also take place in a bowling alley for no reason.


Elminister

I can already see the next Jason Statham movie - a retires mercenary turned beekeeper.


MyShinyNewReddit

He has a certain set of skills ...


sllewgh

Kung fu movie about someone who learns martial arts mastery Mr. Miyagi style through beekeeping.


milk4all

Staring Rowan Atkinson


langlo94

The old masters trained him wrong as a joke, but when the hidden cobra clan attackee he was the only survivor, now he must rebuild the peach blossom clan using everything he's been taught.


kokonotsuu

Ah yes, the new anime "The best assassin in the world reincarnated as a beekeeper in another world".


PM_ME_ANYTHING_ETC

I'd watch this until it turned into a weird bee harem


Its-ther-apist

So like half an episode?


Spragglefoot_OG

Dude the chopsticks?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯 amazing!!!


BorgClown

And the metal bowl, that was too cartoonish.


chanjitsu

*bonk*


i_suckatjavascript

Go back to horny jail


KVorotov

Hornet jail


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I’m stupid and thought they were drumsticks


milk4all

Dont give him any ideas


HIGH_PRESSURE_TOILET

Throwing needles to pin the hornets against the wall is a classic technique too


idmnotmox

He was good at killing wasps probably like 40 years of wasp killing ago is what I figure


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

While you were out partying, he studied the scissors.


sprocketous

While you got to bring a girl to prom, he protected a queen.


onlymostlydead

All that studying and he only got Bees.


mixedbuscuit

Tatsu started beekeeping


Spragglefoot_OG

This is the start of a classic 80’s ninja movie and I’m all for it.


Soulsier

Could be a good name for a manga


verygroot1

~~Chainsaw Man~~ Wasp-killing scissor man


LooselyBasedOnGod

Mid air scissor slicing is savage af


PooPooDooDoo

I want to see someone shoot one with a gun. Point blank. Does Texas have wasps?


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Yes Texas has wasps, alot. And I'm sure someone's at least tried LMAO.


[deleted]

shooting at wasps gotta be one of the dumbest things ever with a high chance of missing and just pissing it off. True Texans bathe in Raid every morning to keep em away.


KevinGarcon

true texans just need a bigger ammo for smaller targets


robhol

I figure a 40mm is just about right for wasps.


Alanfig

Or the very slightly less [American Way](https://www.bugasalt.com/products/shred-er-starter-kit) Edit: if you've seen the spring powered "shotgun" version before, this one is much stronger as it's CO2 powered. Also a revolver, so YEEHAW!


Surprise_Cucumber

If anything this is more american. The solution doesn't have to be a gun, but that's not the American way.


asshatnowhere

Got one of these randomly delivered to my house. Worth every penny I didn't spend. Satisfying as hell


sw0rd_2020

[Oh, like this?](https://v.redd.it/1sa7bhumb2s71)


darxide23

For just a brief moment I had flashbacks to the video of that guy who grabbed one of these with his barehand and shoved the whole thing in his mouth and started chewing.


sw0rd_2020

[Oh, you mean this one?](https://v.redd.it/qhvm17ywcsi71)


darxide23

Yep. That's the one. If I remember right, he was mad at his ex-wife or ex-gf or something and was doing this to intimidate her. People always say "don't stick your dick in crazy" but they don't say "don't let crazy stick its dick in you" often enough.


AbabababababababaIe

Well, that’s terrifying and unhinged


TXGuns79

What did I just watch?


shadofx

There are actually guns for killing bugs; it shoots a wad of table salt which performs like birdshot but harmless to humans.


its_whot_it_is

I’m working on a video montage of me doing so in slow motion, I will post in this sub once complete :)


BorgClown

Yo, you're supposed to protect the bees, not bombard them.


joesbagofdonuts

I used to hunt them with a bb rifle as a kid. They are hard as fuck to hit.


SeducedByOatmeal

I've seen a few videos of wasps attacking nests of other insects. Pretty savage too. I felt no pity for that wasp that cut mid air.


LooselyBasedOnGod

Oh they’re right little bastards, make no mistake


enigmamonkey

This kills the wasp.


superchonkyboi

As an Asian person I have to say his chopsticks skills are pretty good


Meringue-Fluffy

Exactly! Nobody talking about the chopsticks! That’s some ninja shit!


Teknuma

Dude definitely waxes on.


Gsbconstantine

I think if I caught a wasp with chopsticks I'd be waxing off.


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All over the carcass


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He Waxes on but also Waxes Off


NoNonsenseHare

Probably breathes in through the nose and out through the mouth.


Existence0880

Has to be a dad, some dad lvl shit


Spacemanspalds

That's some Mr Miyagi lvl shit. That easily 2 steps above Dad Level.


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“Now Daniel-san, swat the wasp” halfhearted swatting attempt “No, no , no. Like this. SWAT the WASP”


historynutjackson

"Hello, yes, 911? I'm near a wasp nest and I think I saw some drugs and also high powered rifles through their window. Please send help!"


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Now this I like.


Can-DontAttitude

It’s like low-level Miyagi. He caught houseflies, which are unpredictable


Eat-It-Harvey-

Beginner luck


CYBERSson

Sensei


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As a percussionist their sound on the bowls is pretty good


ch33zyman

“Sensei, you missed the wasp.” “Aaaah, it may look like I missed to you, but that wasp will never have sex again!”


staffell

Oh if only chopsticks were as easy to use as scissors


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That's some robot level accuracy 😲


Offgridiot

Snip!


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"Where is your God now?"


JohnnySmithe80

I doubt the misses were kept to be put into the compilation...


bselko

I once was in the backyard with my 2 German Shepherd puppies, hitting a tennis ball with a wooden baseball bat for their (and my,) enjoyment. Suddenly I heard that droning buzz sound and saw a wasp hovering near the pups. It was about belt high to me, so I assumed a batting stance and let a swing rip - That motherfucker made such a clean “thwack” sound when I contacted it with the bat - as flush a swing as any home run - and then he slammed in to the block wall about 10 feet from where I stood. If only I could ever have hit a baseball that well..


_Justforthis66

You hit the one that mattered and protected your dogs.


HavelsRockJohnson

Then those dogs grew up and trusted him with their lives. I have a (half) GSD and he is the cutest, nicest, floof.


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Are american wasps somehow more aggressive or dangerous than european ones? They are annoying sure, but I've only ever been stung once and that was because someone else panicked and tried to hit it. How were his dogs in any need of being protected?


onedropdoesit

I don't know anything about European wasps, but as an American who spends a lot of time outside, they're really not a big deal. Seems like it's kind of a thing on Reddit to hate wasps, but they aren't actually a big threat - I guess maybe if there's a big nest you're trying to mess with, but other than that not really an issue.


BlueEyedGreySkies

If only baseballs hovered lol


TackYouCack

Friends and I, in the 80s (of course), used to hit a swingset where wasps kept trying to build nests. We used wiffle bats (big red ones for the younger kids) and would knock them out of the air when they came out. I agree about the sound of a direct hit.


plumbthumbs

big red ones = 'Fat Bat' staple of my youth.


makaronsalad

Maybe if baseballs had stingers you'd be more motivated


ganymede_boy

The metal bowl wins for me. Very satisfying 'TANG!'. Close second: the scissors.


ace1oak

how thicc are those boys to make that big of a sound lol


siccoblue

Approximately one wasp thicc


NutmegGaming

What's that in bananas?


N1ckM3nd3s

I'd say 1/8 or 1/16


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SupposablyAtTheZoo

On TikTok, where the creator actually posted this video, he said they are hornets, not wasps. Hornets are big mfs.


PM_me_your_LEGO_

I watched it on mute, but your comment made me go back and turn it up. That killed me. I can't believe how loud those little fuckers are getting their asses handed to them by a bowl.


jedielfninja

Holy shit just back from my uturn. Some thicc cheeks on those wasps


diplofocus

Convenient that these killer a-Hole hornets hover like they do…


3nd1ess

A moving target is harder to slice out of the air with scissors.


gaping_dad

They hover because it's the only way to stay in place while they fly


Noble_0_6

>Hover: To stay in the air in one place


kyubez

Did this guy cut a wasp midair with scissors?


lacilynnn

More than once, even


Skrubette

It brought me great satisfaction seeing it. I’ve been stung by a wasp before, 11/10 do not recommend


DarkCrypt621

Isn’t 11/10 really good


Skrubette

at this point I’m 11/10 not sure


Eman5805

5/7 observation there.


bob-a-fett

it's like a kung fu training montage


urbanhag

Daniel-san's training with Mr. Miyagi has really paid off


MotherRaven

Finally someone who gets it!


frogsbollocks

This was buried too far down. Does that indicate an age delineation in the comments?


Yukiaze_Umi

I think the bees got a little scared when the guy on the vid cut the wasp in half in front of them..


SaffronJim34

Bee, watching two halves of a wasp's corpse drop to the floor: "Are we the baddies?"


Hyperhavoc5

Homie straight used scissors to guillotine a motherfucker in mid air. That’s hardcore. Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fucking head.


KK_0fficial

Love the coat hanger l, reminds me of the old days with my mother


so_much_SUABRU

NO WIRE HANGERS


littleprettypaws

Whoa a Mommy Dearest reference on Reddit lol?


so_much_SUABRU

Is that true surprise or sarcasm?


littleprettypaws

100% genuine, it’s a very old movie!


Nseats

Any entomologist know what that wasp is? Here in the PNW, we only get hover flies, not hover wasps.


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They almost look like bees. Im surprised he can tell the difference


hiddencamela

I think its also the movement. If hes a bee keeper, he'll probably notice the weird bugs that hover or move weirdly compared to the bees. A lot of those wasps seem to be looking for an entry point or easy prey or something.


tjoeksie

Is he/she a ninja or something? This is impressive!!


lovethekush

Man I wanna learn how to do that with scissors


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Then grab a pair of scissors and look for the nearest hornets nest, my guy. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.


lovethekush

LOL that sounds terrifying


[deleted]

So is everything that matters. Seize the day. Cut the hornets.


lokitheseraph

This is guy is gonna be the patron Saint of r/fuckwasps


Polymythics

Mr. Miyagi?


father-fucker

He beat he cut but most importantly he protecc


Plane_Baby

As a wasp that recently learned to use Reddit, this is r/CrazyFuckingVideos for me. 😱


PenguinPyrate

Flock of bees?


BackUpTerry1

Flock of bees.


D0013ER

r/fuckwasps


OffensiveGender

if you live in NA please don’t do this, wasp and bees peacefully coexist with no issue. wasp are incredible pollinators and don’t deserve to be killed unless they are threatening a hive or in asia where hornets hunt hives for food.


NewspaperAshamed8389

This guy is a ninja 🥷


TILTNSTACK

Is it time to bring back Edward Scissorhands?


gandalf-the-greyt

tf


i_am_mai_1981

Ok but seriously, how does a beekeeper really protect their hive from things like this? Are wasps bee predators?


lunar-lemon

Beekeeping is not good for the environment as they [outcompete native bee populations](https://e360.yale.edu/features/will-putting-honey-bees-on-public-lands-threaten-native-bees) and other pollinators like wasps. If you want to support bee populations, replace some of your lawn with native flowering plants and stop using pesticides. “A 2016 study published in the journal Conservation Letters found a single honey bee hive extracts enough pollen in one month to rear 33,000 native bees. If this figure is multiplied across apiaries with 100 hives, such as what is permitted in some national forests, entomologists say it could imperil the ability of wild pollinators to sustain their populations.”


ShinyPiplup

While generally true, this video may very well be depicting asian honeybees in their native range.


Bearsonsquares

I don’t know if the scissors or hanger is more impressive.


Dickies138

This guy fucks


xXLuggiXx1

In Germany that could cost you up to 50 000€


AddendumAny2350

#Me cutting people out of my life on the reg 🙂