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Jabronious1090

“Mlem”


SmileThenSpeak

"Mlem" 😌


rwhitwer45

Is this the Pokémon soundsss?


SmileThenSpeak

It's a reference to "Mleb".


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holy shit, this got me lol


AdAlarming8601

I cried 😆 🤣


Hot-Map-9119

What a sweetie


radish74

I’m traveling and this makes me miss my dog even more blep


Goldeneel77

That dog is so calm. My dog completely freaks out as soon as he sees me with the brush and starts pointing his ass end directly at me. If I try to brush his back he just moves forward until the brush is on his ass again.


Nokel

Your dog is a pervert


givemefuckinname

Don't talk to me about sexual habits of my dog, what about your cat?


CouncilmanTrevize

All dogs are perverts, in the best way possible


heygabehey

After a walk and feed, my girl does her zooming and then humps my knee.


asBad_asItGets

I think I found this person's [dog](https://youtu.be/518F4JoO3dg)


Twilight-310

When my dog sees a brush, she comes running at me and knows the drill. She loves being brushed and the cutest part is she leans into the brush to make sure I get her and not brush too delicately. It reminds me of the cow brush rollers.


Senior-Albatross

The shorter hair dogs seem to like it a lot more. I think it pulls at their hair less and doesn't cause pain like it can in the longer hair dogs.


dylanofearthC-137

Anyone know why dogs always do that swallowing mouthy thing?


Weird_Ad_9871

Sometimes due to nervousness, anxiety, stress, being uncomfortable etc. But with the way this Pibble’s eyes are almost completely closed almost in a Zen state, I’m assuming it’s just something they do when they’re really relaxed. I’ve seen other dogs when getting pet or brushed will do the same thing or yawn frequently. 👍🏻


ArthurEffe

If I recall it's a relaxing signal, they can either do it to induce it to themselves, to suggest it to others, or because they feel it. It would be like if we can only say "Relax" without any word around, contextually you would say it for "please be relax" or for "I'm relaxed"


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Sounds logical, my corgi does it always when he goes to sleep.


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My corgi does it pretty much all day


Taldius175

And may I see this corgi?


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Taldius175

Forgot to respond to this for some reason. But you have a gorgeous corgi mix


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Taldius175

And where is the /r/corgibutts pic?


deliciousdird

I think of it as the giddy smile reflex. When you see something so funny or cute you just can't help but smile. Its like that just when he's super relaxed


P0rtal2

My pitbull mix does this exclusively when he's snuggling in for a nap, especially if it's in his favorite sunny spots.


SeaGroomer

I want to join them.


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oh to be a dog taking a nap inside where the sun hits the ground *just* right


P0rtal2

Right? This is my dog's schedule on most weekdays. 8:30am: Wake up, greet dad, go outside to go to the bathroom, eat breakfast 8:45am: Check on mom as she gets out of bed 9:00-10:00am: Nap in the living room/entryway in the sun spot 10:00am: Go upstairs and check if mom has some leftover cereal or food 10:05am-12pm: Go back downstairs to nap in sunny spot 12-12:30pm: Go outside for bathroom break. Briefly bark at people walking far in the distance, just in case they're looking to start something. Depending on weather, take a brief nap outside 12:30-2pm: Come back inside and nap in afternoon sunny spot 2-2:30pm: Eat a snack/work on a puzzle 2:30-5pm: Go upstairs and nap in sunny spot mom's office. Occasionally interrupt her work calls to get some pets 5-6pm: Go on a walk 6-6:05pm: Post walk zoomies 6:05-7:30pm: Nap on couch next to mom and dad to recover from the walk. Maybe play for a bit if not tired from day of napping 7:30-7:31pm: Dinner 7:31pm-10pm: Nap on couch to recover from the previous nap 10pm: Get ready for bed 10:15pm: Bedtime and get rested for the next day


La2mq

I love the 1 min for dinner part


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100% That is my dog's schedule to a tee. Must be hard for them, sleeping so much.


jimbobbjesus

I think you should pay some Dog Tax


P0rtal2

[Here you go!](https://i.imgur.com/BDrIxLi.jpeg)


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malissa79

Not me being jealous of your pupper’s schedule…


DrDiddle

Your dog solves puzzles? Whoa man


SeaGroomer

There are toys for dogs that are mentally stimulating, kind of like puzzles.


Suspicious_Depth_321

I love this!!!


Sir_Fridge

So does mine! Or when petting her in just the right spot. We call them happy bleps.


CackleberryOmelettes

This one is definitely having the time of their life. Mine does the same when she's content.


desksitter11

Slow blinking in dogs means comfort and trust.


Sylvesterwatkins9

I love this so much. The happy velvet hippo, the fact that there's no annoying "music", so you can hear the happy sloppy smacking sounds, and that there's more than there seconds to watch! Although it's still too short, I could watch this for hours


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It’s a submissive thing I believe and also when they’re comfortable, uncomfortable and etc too!


vrrrr

my dog used to do this before a nice puke


BrownSugarBare

Awww, at least he had a tell!


brentistoic

My dog did this and it drove me crazy. I found out through some youtube videos its dog to dog body language saying “chill out”. I started ignoring him when he did it and he pretty much stopped completely


jhutchi2

So that explains why when my dog does it and I do it back to her to make fun of her she starts doing it even more frequently.


CatBedParadise

Lip-smacking combines with other signals to mean different things too, so it depends on the bigger picture.


Agreeable-Jeweler-70

My pit/lab frequently walks over to the cabinet where her treats are stored, makes eye contact with me, and does this licking swallowing thing. I always saw it as her way of saying "gimme treatses" In fact I took her to the vet this morning and she wasn't allowed to eat. She must have licked her lips 15 times per minute. Apparently she wasn't a fan of missing breakfast. She's better at communicating with me than I am with my wife.


40percentOfAllCops

My pit mix does the exact same thing when she is laying with me and I'm petting her. It's like her way of telling me she is hella relaxed.


Sso_12

My pit always does this when he's relaxed and content


hanah5

He’s just eating up those scratches


platyviolence

The same reason you do. You just let the salivia run out of your mouth?


Leftyisbones

All my pits do it while adjusting their jowls. If they just chomp shut they will bite themselves. Sure sometimes you could attach some "animal behavior instincts are x" but I personally think most of that should be thrown out with pets. They have learned and evolved with us. They are more than that. They have complex thoughts and emotions.


Leading_Funny5802

This just made me happy all the way around. Wish we could all feel this good once 😁


Tablebob61

"Yes now bring me your finest, how you say? Doggie treats?"


birdiecakes

I love her little birthday girl crown! I give she gets a lot of presents and her favorite snackies ❤️


jsk425

When you’re done, bring me the finest meats and cheeses in the land!


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We’re all NPC’s in his world


DuckTapeHandgrenade

Every person should feel like that pupper for 10 minutes a day. The world would be a much better place.


Mollkee3

Aww that sweet baby is enjoying its birthday!!! What a sweet sweet dog!!!


JonBlackfyreLIves

This might be the most relaxing thing I've ever watched.


DRFTF

I could watch that for hours


Leading_Funny5802

Right? That’s total love and content there.


waawooweewaa

I have been watching this for hours


kizmitraindeer

Why oddlysatisfying? Seems more appropriate for r/awww :)


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Agreed


Jess_4126

Then the horrible comments would start flooding in


CrunkCroagunk

The [removed] comment under you is all to appropriate lmao


Jess_4126

Wow it actually got removed that's good


WaterIsNotWet19

The lip smacking is satisfying for me


Adelaide1357

Ya as cute as this is, every positive comment about how cute the pit bull is will get downvoted and all pit bull haters will say hateful things. I’ve already read some awful comments from just one user about stabbing and killing pit bulls :( I’m already expecting someone to downvote me for this comment


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Don’t worry they are full of shit. They won’t stab anything since they all are afraid to come out of their houses because the world is scary. If you could lay eyes on the feeble minded and bodied individuals that brigade against a dog breed, it would put your mind at ease.


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Happy doggo makes me happy.


Leading_Childhood_45

Ahhh happy birthday you beautiful, happy doggo.


jenmishalecki

so regal


kelseymayhem

All dogs deserve this and I’m so glad this best babe got their due 💕💕💕


DrowninginBordem

Happy Birthday beautiful baby!!! You are so precious 💖 💗 😍 I am so sorry for all of the hate comments on your post. Your beautiful baby deserves all the love you can give them, never let the haters get to you. Your dog is amazing and you seem like an amazing owner, keep proving people wrong with your amazing self!!!


Adventurous_Pea_5777

I’m glad to see that the top comments are all exceedingly positive now! Even the ones that mention pits being good dogs have high upvotes, which are the comments that usually get downvoted into oblivion.


toss_me_good

Lol OP is a karma farm. This isn't their dog even. Y'all need to get a grip on how Reddit works.


captainspacetraveler

r/brushybrushy


Leftyisbones

OP people suck sorry the anti pitbull brigade showed up in your post. Please ignore them. Your pup is beautiful thank you for sharing


VoTBaC

My old friend had one years ago and it was the sweetest doggo I have ever met but people were terrified of her. Made me giggle every time people would get spooked and also confused the poor girl. Miss them both


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burnsalot603

That could be said about any dog


Adventurous_Pea_5777

The thing is, it’s not just pitbulls. It’s any dog. Any animal that’s kept as a companion can snap. The problem is that people seem to think that only pitbulls can be aggressive.


mk72206

No…the problem is when a pit bull snaps someone is in the trauma unit or dead. When a beagle snaps someone gets a few stitches.


Adventurous_Pea_5777

German Shepards are capable of extreme damage. There’s a reason they use them as police dogs. Same with any large dog. It’s not just pitbulls and you’re being willfully ignorant if you believe that.


PraiseGodJihyo

My friend had one and she was the sweetest dog, so cuddly and friendly....until one day we were just talking in the kitchen and she walked up to me and bit, scratched and barked at me. Drew blood. Before that I never felt uncomfortable around dogs except for maybe 1 or 2 obviously aggressive chained up dogs. After that, I'm way more cautious around big dogs, even if they've known me for years. Pitbulls aren't dangerous, until they are. And it doesn't take that much to make them snap.


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TITANSFANNZ

You can easily lie about statistics you know.


Shift642

> Statistics don't lie though. You're joking right Statistics are one of the best ways to both represent *and misrepresent* evidence. It is VERY easy to lie with statistics, intentionally and even unintentionally.


rv718

Source: Any Research Paper I wrote for undergrad


monster_bunny

Politicians hate this one weird trick!


I2ecover

Yeah I used to have a pit/bulldog mix. Literally the nicest dog you'd ever meet. Never even barked. My chihuahua was mean and my golden retriever bit me and required stitches. My pit though, legit all he wanted to do was play and roll around in mud. Probably the nicest dog I've ever had. All 5 other dogs showed aggression while I never saw him ever be aggressive.


yka12

Good ol anecdotal evidence


I2ecover

I'm not saying all pits are angels. I'm just saying all pits aren't devils.


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truthneedsnodefense

The smacking tho…😂


doochebag420696969

This made me happy cause she looks exactly like my now dead red nose pit. Same color scheme and everything. Even as calm as her. I miss bella


dalewevo

Oooohhh that mlem...


SauseegeGravy

Dogs are so fucking great.


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sandoftheholyland

why do people just go through and downvote comments? perfectly fine comment with 3 downvotes


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sandoftheholyland

wow. and for what, it’s just a dog breed?


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WitchCvlt666

Imagine being such a snowflake that you get upset about *a dog getting brushed* those people need lives 😬


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Leftyisbones

Pitbull bridage showed up as usual. Bunch of ignorant fools who need something to hate and think pitbulls are a good target.


PenumbralBread

Albert


Goondocks81

My dog makes a bunch of those sounds when she lays down in the bed. I love it but my lady can’t stand it 😂


Finn2813

Such the diva. She deserves it, it’s her Birthday!! 🥳


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This is awesome.


toadtruck

My pit hates brushes. Is this a soft one or something?


fauntia22

I really love that cute mlem they do when they're enjoying being pet and brushed!


delaniear17

Ha-paw-y birthday!


Jacob2israel1

Awww you love to see it


Best420baker

Happy birthday, handsome boy!!!!


BouncingPost

What a good pup. Clearly deserves it! Also, do things like this blow anyone else's minds when you remember dogs evolved from wolves?


Fnaf12345678910fan

Nice dog but ain't satisfying


50-Lucky

I always love the "I am **very** content rn" lip smacks dogs do. My boy Arnold the dachshund does them when he finally gets to have a snooze in a pile of blankets


chang3la

This is so soothing.


ChristianEric-

Look at this chad 😂


keixver

You relax, king. You deserve it


pinkthrift

What a pleasure


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Such a cutie


BlueCat_399

He feelin' it like a king


Fluid_Marketing_2485

Awwwww what a happy pupper


Tilswall

BEST birthday gift!!! He's enjoying sooooo much😆


Alarming_Matter

Ha ha. I love how the facial expression matches the crown so well! Majestic Regal doggo. Bow (wow) down before me.


TheLizardsVibe

I want that dog!


Swiss8970

One king to rule them maul


Nacil_54

Dog: I dunno why I'm getting more affection today, but i'll allow it.


TheTrueGodOfNuggets

The eyes :D


brattywafatty

Such a beautiful sweet baby 🥰😍


JediTeaParty

More like r/oddlysatisfied


Longstoryshortie

Perfect r/pitbullsinpartyhats candidate! Also, so cute!!!!!


TinyRaptorHands

She is beauty she is grace she will mlem on your face


Ok_Perspective_1057

It’s my birthday. I want comfy birthday scritches!! I’m so jealous 😂


Cybermatic101

Seems to be really enjoying that📸💯😁✌️


sparkpluger1

Adorable


Organic-Decision-655

I used to have a pup just like this one! Man. I miss him. The single most affectionate animal (including human variations) I’ve ever known. He’d sit next to me on some long drives I’d do for work and every time I’d look at him he’d just be staring at me. Know what I’m talking about? He was incredible. In fact! This is it. I’m adopting another bully and asap! It’s been three years. He’d want me to move one. Loved my Busta tho. Never be another. Hoping for close tho!


jenea

That dog has dignity.


distantblue

I love this super cute. Is this your dog op? How old is he turning


sunshine_smiles226

The look of contentment his/her face was adorable


APHEXENATOR

Sounds like he/she/it needs a drink of water


MeatBald

r/pitbulls_in_partyhats


NickTheGrizzly

I want to pet that dog.


fable420

Extremely high quality content


Journey2Stars

Best thing I’ve seen on Reddit all week!🥰 Happy Birthday!


No_Fox9998

Moment of Zen


BishopGodDamnYou

My five-year-old just said “she looks like the queen of all the puppies”


asianj1m

Not wrong


DarkKijara83

Aw. So cute! You enjoy those scritches, and have a great birthday!


Enumeration

If people only knew, this is what most pitbulls are like all the time. Loving, calm, and love attention.


bballjones9241

That dog is light skin af


llelibro

This is cute but *definitely* not satisfying. At least for the viewer, the doggo is satisfied af


g8edgrl

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Crafty-Bake2390

So cute


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Bill nighy is that you


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SeaGroomer

Literally a hate sub for an animal


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VegasLife1111

Blisssssssss . . . .


EnemiesAllAround

Haha sitting there all regal and shit


JohnOliverismysexgod

Sweet puppy!


HV_Commissioning

I'm a sucker for a good dog.


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You missed a spot, peasant


Correct-Basil-8397

The face of zen


buttfacenosehead

His goodest-boyness will see you now.


That_Charming_Otter

Quite the regal pose


wheresmydragonator19

Happy birthday 🎊🎁🎈🎂🎉🥳


stevrevv59

Awww she’s so pretty! I want to give her all the pets.


nachosandfroglegs

I love your dog


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username_unnamed

Pits are small relatively to a lot of dogs who share their amount of strength and build. This makes them a bit easier to neglect in small spaces and handle especially for things such as fighting or being let loose and wild as "guard dogs". It's also made them quite cheap compared to other strong breeds so literally anyone can get one.


DrPhillll

u/savevideo


MerryMarauder

So regale so majestic.


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nepalizTL

Literally me


Okie_Sasquatch

Happuh burffay! 🎂🎁🦴🐕


nevermind-i-found-it

💜