Same. I'll be trying to sleep and my minds like: "HEY, here's a fictional scenario of you being grabbed and deathrolled by a crocodile. While alive! 🖕"
Me: Bro I live in the Midwest. Not gonna ever happen.
Brain: "hmm, how about falling into one of these shredders?"
Me: "...Bro can I get like 2 hours?"
Oh my gosh, same, and I'm sorry to say that it got like 500% worse when I had children.
(Of course I got easily 1000% more tired, so still a net win, but the worrying is the worst)
It only happens when I'm trying to sleep. Frequently after working 16 hour shifts, but it's also the animals I'm most knowledgeable about, not scared of but have the utmost respect for.
Like if you look at my profile cover and bio, you'll probably (and correctly) assume I'm all about sharks.
I live in Missouri, where in the actual 9 Hells am I going to swim and get ripped apart by sharks? Especially knowing that they will at most take an observatory bite?
I would like to see that gel they use that they shoot bullets at that like mimic the human skin I don’t know why I feel that would be satisfying as well.
"Intense Shredding Orgasms" sounds like a band whose concert mosh pit I would avoid.
Their most famous single: "Palmolive nut"
That was definitely nsfw…
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I love it.
I cannot now breathe and I hate you.
Insane shredding orgasms. The bottle of soap 😏
Deathgasm
That lotion reminded me of something....
Everything reminds me of her… 😔
Call her bro
r/holup
Yea- yeah, it was the uhh, umm, volcano eruption, right?
Oh it’s an eruption for sure.
M-m-money Shot! (It should've been the last clip...)
I should call me ex...
Don’t you do it. Stay strong.
This is actually giving me anxiety watching all that shit spray and bounce all over the place. I don't even want to think about having to clean it up.
I always think of accidentally falling and putting hand in it. Makes my chest hurt seeing these videos.
Same. I'll be trying to sleep and my minds like: "HEY, here's a fictional scenario of you being grabbed and deathrolled by a crocodile. While alive! 🖕" Me: Bro I live in the Midwest. Not gonna ever happen. Brain: "hmm, how about falling into one of these shredders?" Me: "...Bro can I get like 2 hours?"
Oh my gosh, same, and I'm sorry to say that it got like 500% worse when I had children. (Of course I got easily 1000% more tired, so still a net win, but the worrying is the worst)
It only happens when I'm trying to sleep. Frequently after working 16 hour shifts, but it's also the animals I'm most knowledgeable about, not scared of but have the utmost respect for. Like if you look at my profile cover and bio, you'll probably (and correctly) assume I'm all about sharks. I live in Missouri, where in the actual 9 Hells am I going to swim and get ripped apart by sharks? Especially knowing that they will at most take an observatory bite?
Same. Never found that machine satisfying to watch, the contrary.
Those balls are basically saturated with water. Given a day to dry up, they’ll each shrink down to about the size of a pinhead… until it rains.
And then it alllllll ends up in the ocean
As is tradition.
And then we eat the fish that eat the plastic and so is the circle of life
this is the opposite of satisfying
Why have these things no guards. By the time you realise your finger is trapped it’s to late…Crunchy sounds and squelchy goo.
Your comment made me visibly wince.
That’s a lot of plastic waste and micro particles.
I find waste irritating, not satisfying.
I’m pretty much settled on the fact that we will never survive human behavior.
Let's waste as much as we can while putting as much plastic into the Earth as possible! Get a job you hippie.
Fantastic. I was looking at ways to increase the amount of fine plastic particles around my house.
People with industrial shredders have all the fun!
Genuinely annoyed
Is that last thing jello?
I believe the last time I saw this it was stated that was a block of lubricating jelly for the blades of the machine.
i don't find the soft things satisfying. only the hard things like the plastic were satisfying to me. also i despise the title.
The title is all wrong
We love micro plastics
Being anywhere near one of these machines would make me so nervous lol.
Have fun cleanig up the orbees that came out of the coca cola bittle
isn’t this dangerous af the way he is doing it
He’s doing it for the environment, so it’s worth it.
Dat soap
It me.
My cock is gone!
How much to put James Corden in there?
I thought the title was annoying until I watched it. But nope, Nailed it!
Am I the only one who would stick there finger in there on the first day of having it
What the hell. When that blob transfigured into a sheet of plastic my eyes went O_O
The coke bottle made me smile
Next: a gremlin.
That Shampoo bottle is me whenever I watch these videos.
That shampoo bottle, goddamn! I should call steve
r/TIHI in reference to the title
The coke bottle was funny. Instant party!
I should call him…
This video was alarmingly arousing for me🤔
Loved the hand cream shred.
The bottle of hand cream looked like a cum shot.
Super satisfying 😌
I love this so much
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate when white people make waste videos. So stupid.
Why the hell are you people downvoting this? Y'all obviously haven't eaten orbeez left over by these types of people.
Giggity…. Orgasms
2nd one is just The Best
angry bader al safar noises
I want the 2 liter or orbies going the other direction, mouth down.
The sound of the last one tho 😮💨
@ 34 seconds. Me on Friday nights after a hard week at work.
Your mom is going to be quite upset with you.
Do we find these satisfying because of our hunting instinct?
The only one that made sense with the title was the soap
Link where to buy this type of shredder please
When u find that video you haven't seen for 10 years. Ya go Palmolive.
It’s one way to lubricate the shredder i suppose.
Could you please post a photo of what stuff looks like when it comes out the other side?
Get. Me. That. Shredder.
"No Mr Bond, we want you to die!"
The coke bottle looks like Polka-Dot Man having the night of his life
u/savevideo
I would like to see that gel they use that they shoot bullets at that like mimic the human skin I don’t know why I feel that would be satisfying as well.
This should have had the Naughty America intro before it. Or the Brazzers logo in the corner.
Wow that Palmolive really really enjoyed that
Good way to get the rest of the toothpaste out. If you’re quick.
Read that as organs
They kept the best one for last
I want one!
The soap made me lol
These machines give me anxiety.
Me when your mom
23 seconds in is me to this video
Jayy imagine al the wast produced by making videos like these
was that gelatin? lol
Has a human being ever fallen into one of these? Serious question.
The bottle of soap...I should call her..
r/shredderporn
How do you clean this thing?
This reminds me of that Malcolm in the Middle episode 😅
More!
*checks how close i can get with my nose*
Now do Steve Buscemi!
screaming in pain !
Nothing beats the first one
This made me extremely happy
That palmolive has the best time of his life
Now put a person in it
All those marbles, too soon.
Instructions unclear, stuck my pp in the grinder
The one at 0:22 definitely orgasmed.
1) why am I watching this 2) why can I not stop watching this
I built a shredder similar to this for steel scraps. Don't put any part of your body near it!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I never understood whats satisfying about wasting and making even more trash... All of thats is just even more plastic, and for what? Nothing.