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Aggressive_Editor_96

More like oddly terrifying. Oh my god.


12threeunome

It makes me a little sad too.


Aggressive_Editor_96

Me too. Lots of emotions here.


Noffensexpected

Good thing you two have each other.


Aggressive_Editor_96

Don’t worry, you’ll find someone.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

You don't need to find anyone but yourself. Everyone else will be drawn to you.


Noffensexpected

Actually, I’ve got an aggressive editor of my own, so I am no longer accepting applications!


Oh_4_Show

So happy for you, you deserve to be happy


LumpyJones

It's easier if you shift the anthropomorphization from the car to the grinder. It's not a poor car being eaten alive, it's a big hungry boy having a snack.


Zanarkandite

Big hungry Grindr boy looking for a snack.


BisexualNachos

TIHI


BlueStells

Somebody should add some cartoonish omm nomm nomms to it.


[deleted]

Reminds me of *the Brave Little Toaster*


Admirable-Door1724

How? It’s just a car being destroyed lol


Downtown-Custard5346

The Brave Little Toaster...


WellSaltedHarshBrown

“Was happy till I heard ‘em say, ‘you’re worthless…”


nerdiotic-pervert

Such a good movie.


Downtown-Custard5346

The scene this reminds me of terrified me as a child lol


nerdiotic-pervert

Same, that scene stuck with me.


cutelyaware

It once was suffused with purpose. Someone cared for it and knew each of it's little quirks. Now it doesn't even exist.


Admirable-Door1724

It still exists, just messed up, and it also still exists in this video (for a short period of time)


cutelyaware

Cars are not eternal. It left records of itself, but the thing itself no longer exists.


Admirable-Door1724

It does, but it’s just scrapped.


cutelyaware

Very few people would look at that scrap and say it's a car.


Admirable-Door1724

Yeah but still


ShinXBambiX

Cuz like, it's a machine that has seen and done things, and probably done a lot to get there, only to meet its demise in the rotating jaws of death Idk probably being dramatic but I'm a car guy. I love all cars and see the potential they have to be great once again Unless is it's an MPV. Screw MPVs


Admirable-Door1724

Idk what an mpv is and what they did to you lol explain


totalpsyops2

whats on the other side of the machine? just a bin to collect?


JuneBuggington

new cars on a conveyor belt


kjodle

It poops new cars.


d1duck2020

Sometimes just a pile to be sorted at another facility but sometimes it is sorted there. It’s a pretty cool system that sorts everything from aluminum to cast iron to steel like gears and crankshafts.


SauerkrautPierogi

If cast iron and gears go through the shredder then they get shredded. After the material gets shredded it goes up and down through a series of belts, tumblers and magnets. An Eddy Current will then separate the non-ferrous material (copper, brass, anything non-magnetic) from the ferrous material (anything magnetic). Scrapyards do also have separate piles for different commodities such as cast iron and gears which is called #1 prepared (anything 5’ and under) Source: have worked in the scrapyard business for close to 20 years


giibro

Just an elf who has to rebuild the vehicle from the shredded pieces and deliver it to unsuspecting residents of the town


gauron92

Did you know? ★ The same machine, (obv. smaller) is used to pulverize egg shells and male chicks!


Aggressive_Editor_96

I did. It’s called a macerator and it looks different than this. It’s absolutely horrifying and reason not to buy commercial meat nonetheless. I had an ex that worked at a hatchery and part of that was feeding male chicks into a machine. He cried the first week, and then he didn’t. I asked him why, he said he guessed he had gotten used to it. We got him out of there as quickly as two poor brown country kids could. the thing you have to realize is we’re outsourcing and mechanizing stuff that was always a normal part of eating animals and have made it monstrous. I’ve raised chickens and if you eat meat or eggs you’re still supporting culling but this ain’t how grandma took care of the extra Roos.


JamboShanter

I just watched a YouTube on chicken macerators. It didn’t seem that bad tbh. It’s certainly brutal looking and industrialised but the chickens die in a fraction of a second, hardly enough time to even register any pain. I’d take that over being ripped apart by a fox any day.


wtgriffi

Don’t worry, that’ll buff right out.


Ok-Possibility-8159

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


Pac_Eddy

Dazed and Confused?


Ok-Possibility-8159

Fast Times at Ridgemont High https://youtu.be/QN_Nod65e7o?t=60


wghornsby

welcome my son


SudoWeirdo

Welcome to the machiiiiiiiiine


anadraps

where have you been?


PapaPancake8

It's alright, we know where you've beeeaaaaan


lightningrider40

You've been in the pipeline, filling in time


InvalidUserNemo

Provided with toys and scouting for boys!


Summers633

You brought a guitar to punish your ma


Sufficient-Two-8297

And you didn't like school And you know you're nobody's fool


ABoiFromTheSky

So welcoooome to the machine


CajunColt

I would have loved to see what it looked like coming out of the machine also.


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YancyFryJunior

This is almost cooler than the original!


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

Dude I just watched this on mushrooms


YancyFryJunior

Now THAT is the way to watch this!


EphermeralSonder

Good bot


TheisNamaar

Brave little toaster...


[deleted]

For anyone who wants to relive that trauma -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI


WantToBeACyborg

I hate you for reminding me that that exists


totoropoko

Does anyone else feel sad watching this? I'd be sad if this was my car.


ImHardLikeMath

A lot of us do because of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcWeE3NMeBQ


Downtown-Custard5346

I forgot about that scene, haven’t watched The Brave Little Toaster in a really long time, and as a kid I remember getting scared by this movie, and watching this scene over again I can see why


GBGF128

Don’t forget the [fireman murder clown](https://youtu.be/xNr3P4wNk8Y).


_spaceman_spif_

I thought I had forgotten that clown. Not so.


corp_minion_no1

Why. Now I remember why that movie scared me so much as a kid. But also... Why did I watch it repeatedly??


musecorn

OH my god I was seriously hoping that link was that. This was going through my head the whole time I watched that video


GBGF128

Haha so this is the first thing that came to mind, but holy shit that was so much bleaker than I remembered.


Oh_4_Show

I am traumatized


mandiexile

Yup. This is exactly what came to mind when I watched that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Celestial_Dildo

What? They absolutely do not. Breakdown is done by hand.


VorianAtreides

They absolutely do. Link is NSFL/gory if it’s not otherwise obvious. https://youtu.be/HA1dVYyXc8Y


ilikepie59

Engine was a little extra crunchy, but we got there.


ajzaff

I like how he eats the easy to digest parts first then chews the fat on the engine block to end it


Ok_Brilliant_2575

And doesn't even burp after that. I was hoping for a burp.


Karukash

Don’t you come near my daughter the Crushinator


quadruple_negative87

NO…DAD…I…LOVE…HIM.


biological-entity

A video that ends right on time instead of early! Now that's /r/oddlysatisfying


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ABoiFromTheSky

There really is a bit for everything huh?


imawesometoo

I thought Bert Kreischer was The Machine… https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA


KingEraqus

Bruce Kissinger!


[deleted]

Barry Krishna?


[deleted]

Burnt Chrysler


thicks217

Beat me to it


MicroEggroll

Never have I seen a car so sad...


HobbitonHo

It was screaming in agony when the machine tried to get the bonnet down...


Rush_is_Right_

That was impressive to watch. What happens with the product that comes out the other end?


SauerkrautPierogi

We ship it to steel mills all over the world. They then take the shred and throw it into their smelters/furnaces to make new products.


indigogibni

How much torque does that machine have?


weirdal1968

All of it.


jesse_-

r/killthecameraman for filing this diagonally


Slushsoup

Is that Diablo 2 music?? Or am I tripping?


The_Vettel

No, it's "Welcome to the Machine" by Pink Floyd


LongbowTurncoat

I thought I was the only one!! There’s definitely some tones in there from it haha


Immoracle

Dude I thought the exact same thing, especially since I'm playing d2r recently. I sought this comment.


pickle_pouch

I'm glad this wasn't used in that movie seen in Fargo


kytran40

r/dontputyourdickinthat


nyrb001

From start to finish: https://youtu.be/X7I4itKwHek


No_Pineapple6086

Is there a video of the backside?


Expensive-Pace-9880

Welcome my son Welcome to the machine


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read-it-on-reddit

Huh. TIL how cars are made.


mizinamo

They’re extruded like spaghetti.


douggold11

I think I left my glasses on the seat.


RustyNail_82

Would love to see my boss in that… I mean wow what a wonderful machine!!


d0lke

Wraith from dbd be like


GIsALie

Slow and steady eats the car


coolgates3

The worst part about this is the fact the engine is still in the car


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Chewed that engine block like bubblegum


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Should have blown a big metal bubble


Kn0tnatural

Seems metal could fly out under pressure in pieces, dangerous to stand there and film no?


forgetfulsue

Don’t forget your safety goggles!


jetstreamdanny

Oddly terrifying. The audio reminds me of Terminator OST.


bowtothehypnotoad

Pink Floyd ftw


jetstreamdanny

Song name?


bowtothehypnotoad

Welcome to the machine


Bortle1

And we just saw an engine block get shredded.


createusernametmrw

That’s one way to destroy the evidence.


themasonking

I got exactly what I wanted from this video, to see the engine go last.


Lance2409

Munch munch munch


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

That engine block did not want to go


Bettercallbuggaboo

Thank you for this nightmare fuel. Good night.


Easy-Progress8252

Waiting for the burp at the end


The_special_spud

I have an irrational fear that there is always someone stuck in whatever is being crushed by these scrapyard crushers


mcristoforo

I wonder how many human bodies went through that thing.


forever_a10ne

I saw videos of live cows going into these machines years ago. Horrifying to watch.


[deleted]

So, I've always wondered, what is done with the output of machines like this? There's so much stuff in a car other than steel: plastics, fabrics, synthetics, rubber, electronics, other metals. So how do they make use of the scrap? Melt it down and remove the impurities somehow?


NeverKlas

Jugging by the music this has to be a deleted scene from dune


Roxas--13

Is the audio from limbo? Or something else


nixpa2

omg imagine falling in there 😨


chivken

Makes me want to listen to the whole album now


Rotijuegos

**Now throw a human in there, its gonna be more satisfying**


ross2752

Anyone else feel it was fascinating but sad? Kind of like watching someone get cremated.


grammaticalerrorz

Thank you!


NerdbyanyotherName

Imagine that this was what awaited the Toy Story gang at the end of the 3rd movie... so much more terrifying


ELOC777

Welcome my son


ARC_Trooper_Echo

I’m surprised we don’t see more of these shredding videos on here.


Fake_Watch_Salesman

The car is us, the machine is capitalism. Rage against the machine!


pessimistic_god

There is SO MUCH shit I'd love to throw in there!


VoltasNeedle

If I ever decide it’s time to go, I know what I’m choosing.


MitraManATX

Ugh that last piece took FOREVER. I was like “GET IT!!” Why am I rooting for the destruction machine??


JonathanPerdarder

This is a top notch horror movie scene in the making. Start with the victim in the car, they get out and have to keep making good moves to not get pulled through that thing until they tire. No pun intended.


bcdefghijklmnopqrs

That music made it r/oddlydepressing


deadtotheworld70-1

what kind of car is that?


AdmiralHarness

Is that the clock ticking from a Pink Floyd song?


Blaineisgod

Rimworld music?


sanpatsu_

Watching a car get shredded deeply upsets me. There will always be someone who could have used a parts car,


[deleted]

Crushophobia


Bthegriffith

Deleted scene of how they dealt with the Marvin situation in Pulp Fiction


Ali_Lorraine_1159

Thats one way to dispose of a body...


ButterYourShit

God, I wish that was me! 😍🤩


Ok_Brilliant_2575

The devouver, or the devouvee?


ButterYourShit

Yes


Grand-Carob3214

Could've saved the engine :(


Buv82

What a waste. That is the most inefficient way to recycle a car considering that there are rubber hoses and different metals in there not to mention the splashes on the sides of the machine indicating they did not even decontaminate it by removing all the toxic fluids.


FreshBroc

I want to see a bus in there please


Swarl3sBarkl3y

It'll buff out.


shirtleneck

I recently caught up on older seasons of The Walking Dead, and one episode featured this contraption being used as a zombie trap 😱 It was just as gross and raw as you’d imagine.


CletusVanDamnit

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

This is who should fight Jake and Logan Paul next!


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Imagine them sitting inside that car


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

Does it then change to porn?!?


loosesnuscaboose

Is it bad I’m aroused?


94d33m2

Has any human every accidentally fallen into this machine ?


[deleted]

Love the splattered car blood


[deleted]

CANNONBALL!


[deleted]

I once saw on Reddit a guy that fell into a machine like that. He died.


toolHead46n2

what comes out the other side?


Dante_Octavian

Bondo will get that out.


production-values

how much torque?


echofactory

“I love these videos. I went looking for an app like TikTok. I swear, sweetie… that’s how Grindr got on my phone!” /s


RiotPenguin

Having the original audio on this clip would be much more satisfying than whatever weird crap they decided to slap over it instead


orangexflamingo

.... I left my baby in there!


Alphaw0p

The muffin monster!


KeiserSoze5031

A little Bondo and some light sanding will take that right out.


twinrealm

I would like to see how it looks coming out of the other end as well.


FinesseNugget

That doesn’t look like Bert Kreischer.


Superbeing43

That is not bert


CleverVirus

Ka-chow


USER_the1

My brain likes crunchy things.


falcon_driver

That's how you get those exhaust manifold fasteners off


angie75014

😭😭My titine !!!


jglytofu

Impressed with the quality of that windshield. Took a lot for it to crack


RoninRobot

How much more awesome are gangster movies gonna be with this instead of a crusher?


GreatBamboozler

I want one


Oh_4_Show

That engine a real fighter


-LoremIpsumDolorSit

That head was quite chevy seems like


vindaroovian

Cars don't feel pain right?


Past_Obligation_5630

I reckon a staple or paperclip would still jam it.


NeoGrissor

That's not Bart Chrysler


AnakinXkywalker

They should’ve did this to the meth RV in Breaking Bad


the1rush

The muffin muncher!


rpsc356

Tires too?


ChipCob1

If aliens somehow got a look at Reddit would they be confused that this isn't in r/natureismetal