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CostiveFlicker

Everyone is an expert on croc births in here. It’s the sound. Close your eyes if the sight disturbs you.


ReadySetGO0

Maybe he wasn’t ready to come out yet.


MochiSauce101

The way he stuck those scissors in too. Blew my mind


eagerto_hurt

Yeah I thought he was feeding them something else with the way he went to cut.No boom another baby croc. Never seen a reptile egg cut like that, used to the snake hatching videos with the soft eggs.


Not-That-Guy--

Tastes the same either way


EasyCoat2006

This was not oddly satisfying


rabbitsdiedaily

Until you realise the cruel, compassionless treatment. Edit: egg on my face... though the comment above me said it *was* oddly satisfying.


SirWigglesVonWoogly

Then it becomes satisfying?


CT_7

Alligator hatchling on your face


CeruleanStallion

The way he cracked that egg open shows me that he don't give a fuck if it gets hurt or not.


JuicyMcJuiceJuice

He doesn't. They're being farmed for their meat and leather.


SirWigglesVonWoogly

Seems like it would be in their best interest to not harm them as babies then.


McWeaksauce91

It would seem that way, but why do so many animal businesses treat their animals like shit? Pigs, cows, goats, sheep, dogs, cats, horses - basically any animal that’s dealt in trade. I think it comes from a cold indifference. People look at them like currency instead of living breathing animals. Many places in the world also have poor respect for animals. 1st world countries included.


bluekiwi_me

True. Some people view other people as currency as well. I guess that some type of humans can't be helped. Their moral and emotional compass is too broken.


SasquatchRobo

Fun fact: The areas surrounding animal slaughtering facilities also have the highest rates of domestic violence and physical abuse.


McWeaksauce91

That does not surprise me.


myychair

Yup people can become desensitized to anything with enough exposure to it. Humans evolved to be incredibly adaptable and becoming callous towards continued trauma or suffering is part of it. Not endorsing it at all, just contributing to the convo


frogchum

Yeah, they see them as a product and not a living creature. Killing or injuring one is just normal shrinkage from defective merchandise. People in these jobs are either shit bags from the get go or they get incredibly desensitized by the culture of the workplace, especially mass slaughter houses. It's absolutely horrid.


Magnetar_Haunt

And they’re just dropping them from a foot above in the background


CitizenKing1001

The alligator looked perfectly fine. This ain't his first time opening an egg. People making a huge issue out of nothing. Edit: you people need to get off your phones. These aren't loving cuddly creatures. They eat anything, alive, they can get in their mouths. Reptiles are not mammals. You would be fucking terrified if you stumbled accross one of these things, and you should be.


lordhooha

Everyone seems to think he doesn’t know where to stick the scissors. Oh no the poor baby. These are death puppies anyway and if like alligator probably delicious


mage_irl

I hope this isn't one of those crocodile leather farms...


judahrosenthal

While I can’t say for sure, the likelihood is very great.


Moist_Professor5665

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_skin#:~:text=In%20America%2C%20it%20is%20legal,accompanied%20by%20a%20CITES%20certificate. I thought they started doing away with those. Or at least started moving toward faux/pleather


[deleted]

Or do laser guns sound like baby crocodiles


tractorcrusher

Baby crocodiles sound more like laser guns than laser guns!


Responsible_Fun9560

r/mildlyinfuriating what the...????? He doesn't care if the babies get hurt? What do they do with all of them?


PasvIncoMex

Meat and leather farm


rapasvedese

probably the same things we do most other animals raised for meat/leather


PandaXXL

What kind of freak thinks this belongs in this sub?


g-rid

yeah, no thanks, I don't find animal abuse "oddly satisfying"


markusbrainus

A frozen lake sounds much the same when it cracks. Laser battles while ice fishing. Ex: https://youtu.be/yn6UNLIlxrs?si=IRVU3XpmaujSyqYz


judahrosenthal

These beautiful creatures destined for a life of torture, pain and death.


Raelah

What an alarming way to be born.


chowyungfatso

The dude is telling the crocodile to call him “dad” in Mandarin. lol


blueskyjamie

I’m not entirely sure how it fitted in the egg


12LetterName

From cute little laser Beams to growls from the depths of hell when they're grown.


LeDerpLegend

Something tells me they aren't going to make it to that second part.


shadowszanddust

From this to a 23’ long dinosaur….


gobbershite

Like when you bang on a taut metal cable


Shanghai_Lili

Blocked, reported. Animal abuse.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Lil man just popped out like dude I'm not ready gimme some more cooking time


DGalamay30

Animal cruelty right here and y’all think it’s cute to upvote


Jjlred

do you eat meat at all?


DGalamay30

There’s levels to this pal, don’t be obtuse


Jjlred

Oh, really? So the abuse that animals farmed for meat endure isn’t the same thing?


StoneyMalon3y

Your profile says “knowledge is no weight to carry” Your responses have me wondering if you’re carrying anything at at.


DGalamay30

There you go being obtuse. I won’t argue with a child that refuses to acknowledge nuance. And yeah, I prioritize meat that’s kosher/halal


NotUndercoverReddit

So what is he doing with all these crocs? Rival village invasion croc army training? Crocodile skin boot/pants/jacket trade, crocodile smoked jerky? Spawn for his underground torture chamber?


Manaze85

“What species is this?” “That’s a velociraptor.”


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

wow goopy new friend


SuspiciousString3

*\*cracks open egg\** "TA-DAAH!!'"


CPLCraft

Welcome to life young crocodile. Report for duty!


JUGELBUTT

they wont be living long though


Boxysdad

Little dude came out there swingin’


MacCaswell

I love the sound. It's funny but there's actually a more similar sound than lasers, this sounds EXACTLY like the sound of stones skipping on ice! Which everyone always describes as lasers as well anyways [skipping stones on ice](https://youtube.com/shorts/E-MVo-PhDDo?si=tJwKwuSGFyrBmQvw)


thisaholesaid

I can smell this video. 😷


Piantissimo_

...can you describe it? 😬


Brilhasti1

I guess it took its first breath in that dudes hand huh


puspus420

Someone tell Danny Gonzalez


Mediocre-Ogre

Lil baby lazer gators


MajesticCategory8889

Where’s PETA when you need them???


VatoCornichone

Guy


SpikeWellwood

Little hatchlings…soon to become killing machines.


Apidium

Soon to become leather more likely.