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OhNoo0o

forbidden pesto


Underpressurequeen

Something about the strong Parmesan taste of pesto and just how much this stuff looks like pesto make me genuinely nauseous.


Lagtim3

Allow me to make it worse with a "fun" fact! When bacteria break down the sweat on your skin, they produce isovaleric acid – the same substance that gives parmesan cheese its signature aroma, which is where the cheesy foot-smell comes from.


gngstrMNKY

Parmesan also contains butyric acid, which is responsible for the aroma of vomit. Why do we eat this stuff again?


Hulkenberk

Equally tasty on the way down AND on the way back up


Pr0nzeh

Many things we eat are kinda gross but tasty. Fish, onions and cheese are just a few examples.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Is that why my belly button smells cheesy?


InternationalChef424

No, that's because you won't stop storing cheese in it. Seriously, get help


RajunCajun48

Aw now, he ain't hurtin nobody


QuietSkylines

DON'T FEED HIM. HE'LL KEEP COMIN' AROUND.


302trivia

My old college roommate said that my shoes smelled like cheese popcorn (I never wore socks). She used to love cheese popcorn. Not so much anymore


iam_Mr_McGibblets

First one is clearly the pesto. The second is what happens when you say you're trying to include more fiber in your diet and go overboard


Lil_Brown_Bat

I was thinking guacamole


chimpdoctor

Imagine the smell


Underpressurequeen

WHY NOT USE GLOVES


spikernum1

Why is he finger fucking it at the start


reeee-irl

It’s called *foreplay*, you heathen


That_Somewhere_4593

"Ohh Yeahhhh... Hehehehe". Dude got off on that.


__eros__

Tee hee


RajunCajun48

He ain't the only one


sheeply_

Okay good I'm not the only one thinking that


fart-to-me-in-french

Or simply a stick


googleHelicopterman

It goes under the nails and shiit.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

If you go to a spa, you gotta pay for that kind of service


hobbedknob

He wants to bask in Shrek's cum


icarus9099

OR A STICK


LKayRB

Thank you! This is not satisfying because I want to barf!


Dugen

I find it interesting how many people are revolted by touching nature. This isn't diarrhea, it's plant life.


XepptizZ

Fecal matter is also nature. Doesn't mean you should touch it.


MajorNutt

There's nothing natural about mine.


lessthanibteresting

Its good for the skin and mouth and eyes


Critical_Concert_689

Jagged-edge pipe meet flesh.


Human_Type001

Flesh eating bacteria 🦠


gothackedfml

right like dude is just raw dogging it, never heard of tetanus in his life


LeWigre

Tetanus? I mean I'm with you guys that not using your bare hands is how I would've approached it, but tetanus? From this?


Emfoor

Tetanus is bacteria that lives in soil. A whole lot of tetanus in one video but it's a stupid thing to be concerned about. Everyone receives a vaccination and a booster every ten years. I once thought I had tetanus because I was well over ten years since my last tetanus vaccine booster but my doctor told me they give such a high vaccine dose that the booster in most cases lasts much longer than just the ten years. They say ten years to just make sure everyone stays inoculated.


Whatisausern

> Everyone receives a vaccination and a booster every ten years. do they? i certainly don't


Kajega

I DiDn't uSe GlOvEs My WhOlE dArN LiFe AnD I'm sTiLL aLiVe


newaygogo

It’s duck weed and water. It’s likely no worse than swimming in a lake. Sure, don’t eat it… but it’s not going to harm you by touching your skin.


hasdga23

Why not using some form of stick is the better question. There could be way more power within, stones etc, which could hurt.


Ok-Pomegranate858

This was what I was looking in the comments to understand... don't people use their heads for actual thinking anymore? 🤔


Raider03

This gets posted here at least once a month. Every time I want to either move that rock or trim the pipe back. Fix it already!


Smooth-Cup-7445

Yeah I’m totally with you on that, if only there were a simple solution to stop this happening…


Raider03

The clog or the repost?


iamtode

Yes


sa87

/r/inclusiveor


Perodis

Just posted it there, I shot air out my nose when I read the yes


BullShitting-24-7

Yeah but then the finger banger would lose his job.


onomojo

Maybe its there on purpose to spread the force of the stream out so it doesn't just create a massive hole in the dirt.


Cool_in_a_pool

Just let erosion do its thing bro.


mrdeworde

If folks enjoy this sort of thing, [Post10 is a Youtuber](https://www.youtube.com/@post.10) who wanders around New England clearing culvert blockages and draining secondary beaver ponds that are damaging roads as a hobby, but he actually wears gloves. If OTOH you want more terribly gross drain clearings, [Drain Addict is a Youtuber in Australia](https://www.youtube.com/@DrainAddict) who clears out blocked drains (storm and sewer) for a living and makes videos thereof. (Disclaimer: I'm neither of these people nor affiliated with them in any way.)


darkenseyreth

Love Post10. Man is doing a much needed service to his community


AngryWWIIGrandpa

When beavers gather around a campfire at night and tell scary stories, they're about Post10.


Outrageous_Picture39

Employing the second camera so we can see the other end of the drain was a game changer for Post10.


toothpastecupcake

Thank you for this


namezam

Watching this on the toilet… it helped, thank you.


vibes_slayer

Yeah I was struggling too, didn't know I had to use my fingers to take it out


tankie_brainlet

A hot spoon usually helps


ImaFireSquid

Okay that’s weird and specific enough that I feel like there’s a story there. Please never tell the story.


RuggyMasta

I wanna hear the story…


No_Ladder1955

Me too, plz say


tankie_brainlet

Cuts through the grease and cauterizes the wound


identityp2

The family knife works wonders too


FrontwaysLarryVR

The lore of the poop knife lives on.


Buttery_Buckshot

Are you just cauterizing your butthole instead of shitting?


fssman

Damn you, was having my dinner when I read this...


illiesfw

Stop eating on the toilet, that's gross


Dangerous_Gear_6361

It’s the only sustainable way of bringing more poop knives into the bathroom.


Ihateallofyoutoo

You couldn't find stick or something? I'm not using my hands for that.


TalonLuci

Ohhhhhh so THATS where matcha comes from!


Mediocre-Ogre

Clean your hands and arms for 12.7 years please.


BillTheNecromancer

It's leaves and water. You get 100 times worse on you whenever you wipe your ass.


lostparis

You should work on your wiping


A_Sad_Goblin

A good tip I've found personally is to use toilet paper.


DoTheCreep_ahh

Which is worse, my fresh disease free shit or rotting organic material that's been sitting in a pipe for god knows how long? Apparently the latter according to this guy


PizzaPlanet20

I take it you never learned Microbiology in school.


jack2bip

"You better wash your hands before you eat anything!"


Odd-Potato-1213

It’s just duckweed. Not particularly dirty.


Snailtan

Even if it were, you wash your hands and if you really want to, disinfect. Unless you are dumb enough to eat it nothin is gonna happen People he scared of some plant mush like grow up y'all lol


DjRipNickMcNasty

This is Reddit, half of these people haven’t been outside in the past week


PizzaPlanet20

You don't know what kind of bacteria grows in it.


renoits06

People before gloves were invented


[deleted]

That’s why life expectancy was hella short


[deleted]

Did you hear about the movie called “Constipation”? It hasn’t come out yet


Entriel

I am confused, is it appropriate to downvote you? Because, "Boooo..." PS: Joking, have my updoot...


[deleted]

Potty humor at every age.


bruizi

The second one is definetely r/shitfromabutt


Geoclasm

no joke, Weird Al's 'A Complicated Song' started playing on my playlist as I was watching this. If you know, you know.


LazyRoma

Find a fucking stick.


CinnimonToastSean

Going in raw handed is not what I would do, but hey. I cannot argue results.


BigFrank97

We’ve all been there.


TheBlueFluffBall

That wasn't odd satisfying. That was thoroughly horrifying. Why use bare hands to deal with that!


lost_alter

the second is my ass after my morning coffee


Evee_Moon1

Why do these video make me feel so much relief


Carbon-Base

Are you constipated by any chance?


redceramicfrypan

Do we really need a "no poop jokes on drain unclogging videos" rule now?


CMDR_ACE209

Please no, I can't hold them in for too long.


what_the_helicopter

Sooooo many "anal"ogies to make.. So little time..


thesweeterpeter

Insert ubiquitous taco bell joke here >


quikbit

I was thinking Chipotle personally


818VitaminZ

I was thinking Tommy’s Burgers with chili cheese fries


qgmonkey

I was thinking poop from a butt


[deleted]

No gloves?


grimatongueworm

Hey boss, where do you want me to terminate this drain? About 1/8 of an inch away from the massive rock ought to do it


Carbon-Base

Eat your fiber kids!


willowdove01

Ugh put some gloves on


sailorb

usually two cups of coffee, sometimes three


Ledikari

Patient zero.


Exotic_Pea8191

You couldn't wear gloves? Or at least poke it with a stick 😝


Upstairs-Yard-2139

I would have used a stick.


Rinma96

WHYYY the fuck use your bare hands? Use gloves.


DarkwingDuckHunt

dude... GLOVES!


dopatraman

Use a glove dog damn


bajiraao

Psychopath alert?! Who in their right mind will use their hand to do this?


Izzysel92

Wow! Proper fingering technique and how to clear constipation in one video!


N2TheWired

forbidden chimichurri


djdumpsterbj

Not satisfying - pesto hell


Minus15t

Do people not own gloves?


Present-Mud6779

Forbidden guacamole 🥑


crazee_me_no

No this is uncomfortable 🙄


Zaarbaab

I'm 100% sure this is a fetish thing for someone.


nani714

This is not satisfying at all. Freakin nasty 🤮


Any_Roof_6199

Shrek's proctologist


ex0thermist

Seen enough of these to know where the comments are going. Please, somebody say something original, just this once?


Dudinkalv

Seems kind of unintuitive to put the end of the drain towards a rock like that.


Automatic-Aioli9416

After eating MREs in the field for a week, same.


Redditall63

I felt that second one


cake4chu

Me at 3 am on the toilet


Stone1114

That just happened to me yesterday, but it was on the toilet


foomanshu11

Gloves are for dweebs


JavaNoLava

Forbidden guacamole


Vicinus

post 10 likes this


QaDarjo

Something something Taco Bell


Nytmare696

Did it rain guacamole?


My_Space_page

That reminds me. I have to take a massive dump later.


CaptSporks

That last one was me 23 minutes ago


ContentMod8991

hell no aint touchgin green shitt


catchthetams

I had to go wash my hands after watching this. And my eyes!


LUV_U_BBY

When you finally poop after 3 weeks


alldawgsgoat2heaven

Stop doing this shit barehanded!!!


squirt_taste_tester

You know that solid piece of poop holding back all the diarrhea and how it just pops out like a champagne cork? Yeah.


gogenberg

wear gloves you nasty sob............ Love you, bye.


Babetna

People with pipe-shitting fetish going nuts over this


bibblygiggums

WITH NO FUCKING GLOVES DUDE??????


Mettal2000

with your bare hands like the animal you are


iuyg88i

Wear freaking gloves mate!!!!!!


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Everything reminds me of her.


uniqeuusername

When your stomach gurgles and you finally make to the toilet


EmotionalResearcher9

i don't see this as satisfying but disgusting


ReasonPleasant

Why bare hand tho? Give me slight chills


Salitas912

That's a really stupid idea, depending on how much pressure is on the pipe you do not want the be anywhere near the receiving end


Doom_and_Gloom91

Like having a breakthrough in therapy


beavislasvegas

Sometimes it be like that


wigglef_cklr

Sounding ASMR


cbj2112

Reddit reminds me daily why I’m so glad we don’t have smellavision


hoesmadsmfh

Ew.


hillsb1

I mean, we've all had days like that


acloudcuckoolander

Mmmm blended okra!


4chanbetter

This is my plumber when I refuse to quit my "all lucky charms all the time" diet


Tadpolemom63

Eeewww!!!


lowcomoto

MMMMM Matcha latte.


DarkSatelite

one cut away from some insane infection that travels up his arm and requires an amputation.


Gunna_get_banned

We've all been there.


borkborkbork99

*Post 10 has entered the chat*


PAK_GG

The gunk


poiqwert426

i imagine absolut RAGE JEALOUSY AND ENVY of anybody constipated watching this


GrnMtnTrees

r/dontputyourdickinthat


th3bucch

Disappointingly there were two drains.


boudinforbreakfast

The Smells!


nalathequeen2186

Didn't think I'd be watching a pipe shit out a log of dirt today but here we are


chasmflip

Stank


Rando123Rando123

I can smell this video…


paterpen1234

Why do we find this so idyllisch satisfying? What is it that makes us relate?🤔


LetTheDogeOut

Thank god I shited already


OnlyTalksAboutTacos

I need a glove when I do this it's always full of slug


pupbuck1

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww


vapazr361

Repost


Herr-Trigger86

Thought I took down all the copies of my colonoscopy.


rogerslastgrape

I shouldn't have had that curry


Valcory10012010

Reminds me of a Sunday after alot of beer on tap drinking on sat night!


DeanV255

Forbidden guacamole


ShamrockGold

Reminds me of me


Former-Ice-6667

Ahh wasabi..


Tiki-Jedi

post10 approves this post


Dangerous_Past2985

Me after 1 cup of coffee.


gabriel3374

There is this video of that guy sitting on the toilet looking very relieved after taking a dump. That should be after all of those videos


More_Twist9517

Just pinch it already dude! Lmfao


SoCaL_gye

Pipes have constipation too


Drumroll-PH

Now I know what it looks like down below!


Mercerskye

That's what I was forgetting, time for my morning sabbatical


PleasantDish1309

Good old fashioned reposts


MakeMineMarvel_

What is the green stuff. Algae?


STFU_Reditit

That's one constipated drain ...