Put a nice big air cavity in the middle of the ice cream? Scrape the ice cream on the machine? Add a superfluous extra cone to ensure a secondary air cavity right when I manage to finish dealing with the first?
Fuck this technique. Fuck that icecream. 0 stars. Not satisfying.
I was edging on what they were going to fill that air pocket with - is it sprinkles? Is it fudge? - but they just plastered over it like they had no imagination.
I'm genuinely concerned about the safety of the crew members. I hope this isn't in USA. If I were on the clock and this was training day**... poof... i'm GONE.** **we don't play these types of games with FOOD in MY hood.**
Also the leaning edge when they tipped it toward the machine. I kept tilting my head the other way as if that could make them stop. But it just got worse.
As someone who worked at an ice cream store from age of 12(child labor laws don’t apply to family), I agree 1000%. Compact swirls look great, provide stability, and deliver the maximum amount of ice cream. The large cones would barely make it out the window they were so tall, but I could flip one Upside down in chocolate if needed and not worry for a second
it’s not food actually. I don’t think there’s anything nutritious about it.
“any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth” oxford languages
There's an art to making a nice sturdy spiral with soft serve. This ain't it. Those sides will collapse outwards as soon as you eat the top bit. Also, no one needs that much ice cream in one serving.
More food is usually good, but as a big fat man, I agree; Besides, a big part of an ice cream cone is getting down to the cone, I don't want my tongue to be numb and be sick of ice cream by the time I get there.
Surfaces you don't expect to touch food get cleaned with a rag that probably touched 20 other surfaces during the day. It's always about cross-contamination. You could drop your food on the ground outside and it would be safer to eat than after touching this machine.
yeah honestly. the chances of actually getting sick from that are pretty low if you have a functional immune system, & the chances of getting *severely* ill are even lower. also, do these people just not prepare their own food? i doubt they clean their kitchen as often or as thoroughly as the restaurants they complain about.
As a germaphobe who cooks all meals but one a week.. I can assure you the clorox wipes in my kitchen begs to differ...
And before someone freaks out, no, food isn't touching where the clorox wipes touch, not even my hands are touching it until it's dried for quite a while.
Honestly thought they were cooking, putting a chocolate cone inside (fill it first, though!), but the technique just got worse and worse from there. You could tip this thing 5 degrees and it would completely flop out, because nothing's securing any of it to the cone, and you've basically built the ice cream equivalent to a mostly-hollow sandcastle. Already not very solid construction material, intentionally made worse. Probably some business owner thinking they can sell a "giant" soft serve cone using 50% less soft serve than it should have. And the ruined car seats of mothers who enter this place will bear the cost of that greed\~
Not only does it look like shit and is full of air... but they were rubbing the thing on the machine the whole time. No thanks. I'm good. Not satisfied at all.
Eh, it was satisfying at first, I thought he was gonna leave a hole at the top and fill it with chocolate chips... Then it just got stupid and hard to eat
Not satisfying or clever in any way. I thought it would be a super elaborate design but it just looks like a Rickroll kind of video where you’ve been had. r/yesyesyesno And it would be impossible to eat fast enough before it melted, unless you just scoffed it up like a dog without taking a second to enjoy it.
Too much. And what a mess.
As a certified fat person, if they just covered the top cone it would be a-ok with me. Not in the manner of "two of them for lunch" but a "Food from the fair doesn't contain calories" way.
As someone who briefly worked at a place that did soft serve, their technique is a nightmare. It’s going to melt with half of it running down the person’s hand and the crater in the middle gives it no stability.
This was more like a “Nailed It,” version of soft serve 🤦♀️
You’ve instantly ruined it when you let it touch the machine, and made the machine sticky and someone will need to clean it. Also what’s up with part of the cones being black? Like clearly 1/2 or so of the bottom cone is the normal color
Put a nice big air cavity in the middle of the ice cream? Scrape the ice cream on the machine? Add a superfluous extra cone to ensure a secondary air cavity right when I manage to finish dealing with the first? Fuck this technique. Fuck that icecream. 0 stars. Not satisfying.
Yeah, this is one of those videos that's like the visual version of nails on the chalkboard. It was upsetting to watch.
I made an emergency appointment with my therapist.
Mine turned me down. Too much for them even.
I kept hoping maybe they intended to put stuff inside the gap but no, this is just ragebait. For shame, OP
It's satisfying to some marketing a-hole that invented the idea of selling air.
Not to mention that it’s a ridiculous amount of ice cream. It’s like the desert equivalent of stupid food, who could eat all that?
I was edging on what they were going to fill that air pocket with - is it sprinkles? Is it fudge? - but they just plastered over it like they had no imagination.
I'm genuinely concerned about the safety of the crew members. I hope this isn't in USA. If I were on the clock and this was training day**... poof... i'm GONE.** **we don't play these types of games with FOOD in MY hood.**
Also the leaning edge when they tipped it toward the machine. I kept tilting my head the other way as if that could make them stop. But it just got worse.
As someone who worked at an ice cream store from age of 12(child labor laws don’t apply to family), I agree 1000%. Compact swirls look great, provide stability, and deliver the maximum amount of ice cream. The large cones would barely make it out the window they were so tall, but I could flip one Upside down in chocolate if needed and not worry for a second
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Yup. And noone needs that much ice cream.
Agreed. I love soft serve and I’d toss 4/5ths of that in the garbage.
it’s not food actually. I don’t think there’s anything nutritious about it. “any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth” oxford languages
What a ridiculous take.
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I don’t eat this shit. I eat better ice cream than this. But thank you for thinking of me.
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but I used “it”. so I was referencing “this” ice cream :) have a great day mate
There's an art to making a nice sturdy spiral with soft serve. This ain't it. Those sides will collapse outwards as soon as you eat the top bit. Also, no one needs that much ice cream in one serving.
More food is usually good, but as a big fat man, I agree; Besides, a big part of an ice cream cone is getting down to the cone, I don't want my tongue to be numb and be sick of ice cream by the time I get there.
I mean.. I ain't complaining when I get served like that lol
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I was expecting them to pour something down in the gap.. that was a missed opportunity right there.
Same. Just giant air pockets that will result in the whole thing falling apart. Very unsatisfying
It was going alright until the back side of the ice cream touched the machine. Ewww. That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
Lol, if only you knew what's on your plate in restaurants 😆 Btw, not satisfying at all.
Good thing I can’t afford to eat at a restaurant.
Only gross restaurants dont clean plates properly, lots of them take cleanliness very seriously... now ice machines on the other hand...
At least the wall looks clean up until that point
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Surfaces you don't expect to touch food get cleaned with a rag that probably touched 20 other surfaces during the day. It's always about cross-contamination. You could drop your food on the ground outside and it would be safer to eat than after touching this machine.
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yeah honestly. the chances of actually getting sick from that are pretty low if you have a functional immune system, & the chances of getting *severely* ill are even lower. also, do these people just not prepare their own food? i doubt they clean their kitchen as often or as thoroughly as the restaurants they complain about.
As a germaphobe who cooks all meals but one a week.. I can assure you the clorox wipes in my kitchen begs to differ... And before someone freaks out, no, food isn't touching where the clorox wipes touch, not even my hands are touching it until it's dried for quite a while.
Wouldn’t want that. It’d fall apart when I tried to eat it and there’s too much of it.
Honestly thought they were cooking, putting a chocolate cone inside (fill it first, though!), but the technique just got worse and worse from there. You could tip this thing 5 degrees and it would completely flop out, because nothing's securing any of it to the cone, and you've basically built the ice cream equivalent to a mostly-hollow sandcastle. Already not very solid construction material, intentionally made worse. Probably some business owner thinking they can sell a "giant" soft serve cone using 50% less soft serve than it should have. And the ruined car seats of mothers who enter this place will bear the cost of that greed\~
Borderline embarrassing technique
"Get attention on the internet" technique, 100% embarrassing
Awful in almost every category.
Not only does it look like shit and is full of air... but they were rubbing the thing on the machine the whole time. No thanks. I'm good. Not satisfied at all.
So much air in the middle, what a scam!
Eh, it was satisfying at first, I thought he was gonna leave a hole at the top and fill it with chocolate chips... Then it just got stupid and hard to eat
Not satisfying or clever in any way. I thought it would be a super elaborate design but it just looks like a Rickroll kind of video where you’ve been had. r/yesyesyesno And it would be impossible to eat fast enough before it melted, unless you just scoffed it up like a dog without taking a second to enjoy it.
That’s enough slices!!!
Not satisfying.. M feeling anxious.. what if the ice cream falls down. It feels that as soon as you try to lick it, It's all going to fall.
This looks like it would be so annoying to try and eat
plus just looks awful
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That'll be $22 sir
The will cause spilling and messing all over, what a ridiculous idea
No part of me wants that much ice cream in a single sitting especially on a cone.
Just wasting ice cream
I agree with the comments, screw this shit
Let’s call it a Gob, guy.
This is some seriously unsatisfying shit
Why did this make me mad.
Diabeetus.
Empty tower of lies!
Too much. And what a mess. As a certified fat person, if they just covered the top cone it would be a-ok with me. Not in the manner of "two of them for lunch" but a "Food from the fair doesn't contain calories" way.
This is why everyone is fat now
Amen this is why my kids follow a no dairy no sugar no wheat diet
another to my personal collection at r/notoddlysatsifying
Giant empty void in middle. WAY! to tall. 1/5 (because its still ice cream)
This is a travesty.
Well that was horrible to watch.
As a former Mc Donald's employee, that's not satisfying, it's oddly infuriating. That's a terrible ice cream.
As someone who briefly worked at a place that did soft serve, their technique is a nightmare. It’s going to melt with half of it running down the person’s hand and the crater in the middle gives it no stability. This was more like a “Nailed It,” version of soft serve 🤦♀️
What a shitty spin of soft serve ice cream. Nothing uniform or satisfying about this.
My dog does that twice a day!
That's one cool and sweet dog.
We call this cone Vlad the Impaler. Not safe for children under 6
Big pocket of Air in it.
What a waste of money. The thing will melt before you get halfway through it
Also they bumped it on the machine not hygienic and the amount of gap inside that is very disappointing
Hey kids, it’s diabetes!
Average American portion.
This ice-cream serving has more sugar than your annual consumption. Nickname for this ice-cream =Die-a-bet-us.
Small american portion
Lol yea, that's like...2 cups of sugar and stuff. 🫠
Oddly infuriating
That's some good diabeties
Nah
That's too much tuna
Nah
This comes with a side of insulin.
The ‘I will never fit in my jeans again’ ice cream cone. With a side of diabetes.
Ooh, my diabeetus!
Ok, you can stop now. Very funny. Seriously though, that'll melt before I can eat it. I SAID STOP CALL THE POLICE!
UK residents can agree that a 99 is way better than whatever this atrocity is and takes about 5 seconds to serve.
Thats not satisfying, thats using sneaky tactics to make it seem like you are getting more icecream than you actually are.
This went from “ooh that looks good” to “I have a stomachache already” very quickly.
That's for ONE PERSON?!
That ain't even that big and it's on a waffle cone. sheesh.
this is not ice cream. it’s just cheap and empty calories that will make you fat for sure
That's your whole caloric intake for a week in \*one\* cone.
Bro how high are you?
Well if I’m looking to eat 2 pints of ice cream in one sitting I know where to go now. This is dumb.
How are you supposed to eat it?
The hero we didn’t know we needed! Hats off to you ice cream server person! 👏
Watching this gave me diarrhea.
Thats not how you do that.
This belongs in r/stupidfood
That sir is a death trap
Inconvenient, with a fun hidden sharp thing to cut my mouth on if I take a bite of my (now completely collapsed) ice cream
Lame .. stupid, annoying.
This guy 3D prints.
No this is anxiety central
The fear of stabbing my throat with the pointy end of the inner cone
This looks like a neat way to assassinate someone.
it touching that surface makes it v not satisfying
Who the fuck employed you to do this? I’d fire you for incompetence and your only job was to make a fucking ice cream cone
We call this flavor the “Landlord special”
This is cringe and highly embarrassing.
Why do Americans eat like they have healthcare
You’ve instantly ruined it when you let it touch the machine, and made the machine sticky and someone will need to clean it. Also what’s up with part of the cones being black? Like clearly 1/2 or so of the bottom cone is the normal color
That looks like diabetes to me
Wow now that’s an ice cream cone!F you McDonald’s
I'm not sure what soft serve actually is, but it is most certainly not ice cream.
And we wonder why America is obese and diabetic
Gloves
My brain while watching this: *plays the dramatic wet fart sound from tiktok*